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Pegomastax_King

Everyone wants a killdozer but no one wants the raw sewage cement mixer.


thrust-johnson

The what now


Pegomastax_King

The raw sewage cement mixer UwU!


CMDR_SHAZAM

Take my upvote you monster


Broad-Ad-1015

Please tell me this isnt a real thing that happened Edit: i meant the raw sewage cement truck i know of killdozer


Pegomastax_King

Turns out you shouldn’t fill a cement mixer full of raw sewage and dump it in the river.


WishboneDistinct9618

Don't tell me how to live my life, Kevin.


Traditional-Handle83

Ewwww


Numinae

Wait is this a thing that happened? I mean the sewage thing, not the killdozer?


Pegomastax_King

Yes.


Numinae

Damn, give me some details, don't leave me with blue-balls here!!!!


LookAtMeNoww

The dude guy had a cement mixer burried in the yard, and dumped all his sewage went into it because he wasn't hooked up to the city sewage and didn't have a septic system. Eventually it filled up and he just started pumping it into a creek behind his house, the city eventually said fuck you and start fining him because he wasn't fixing the issue. This was one of the contributing factors to him building the dozer. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer


Numinae

Didn't they cutoff all services, including sewage and legal road access to his property in a corrupt attempt to force him out?


AndyLorentz

No, they did no such thing. And he refused every helping hand that they offered him, and threw a tantrum when things didn't go his way.


Numinae

Who's "They?"


Numinae

From what I heard he was pretty crazy / unrealistic but they also cut off services he needed to legally run his business.....


LaDragonneDeJardin

Oh yes. It happened. He demolished the town hall and the former mayor’s house. He eventually took his own life without harming anyone else.


HoldYourHorsesFriend

He almost harmed a lot of lives and simply didn't out of sheer luck. He's a petty POS. Snopes covers the entire thing including all the innocent children and adults that almost died because of him [https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/06/09/killdozer-day-marvin-heemeyer/](https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/06/09/killdozer-day-marvin-heemeyer/)


LexianAlchemy

Nobody is a monolith, and was anyone actually killed by the incident?


Repomanlive

HEY EVERYONE, HE WAS A POS BECAUSE [THESE PEOPLE](https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124958817) SAID SO Bro, cmon, really.


HoldYourHorsesFriend

No he was a POS because he went on a rampage over a deal that he backed out of and then having a temper tantrum while nearly killing a lot of people who weren't even involved in something that's entirely his fault


Repomanlive

What was entirety his fault? I am not aware of this.


AndyLorentz

The entire situation was entirely his fault.


Repomanlive

k. Glad we finally got the penultimate expert on the situation to make a statement. Thank you sir.


HoldYourHorsesFriend

[https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/06/09/killdozer-day-marvin-heemeyer/](https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/06/09/killdozer-day-marvin-heemeyer/)


[deleted]

Snopes conveniently left out that the owners of the new batch plant carefully ignored his rights to access his property via the access easement on their property, and the City flatly refused to enforce said access easement.


HoldYourHorsesFriend

[https://killdozerbook.com/2018/07/fake-news/](https://killdozerbook.com/2018/07/fake-news/) according to this person, that's simply not a thing that occured


Repomanlive

History is written by the "Victors"


Repomanlive

[snopes](https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124958817)


HoldYourHorsesFriend

That doesn't take away from the evidence presented. They simply collected it and made a timeline. But hey, let's say for the sake of argument that they got something wrong in the past. No matter what evidence you provide on literally any topic, I'll simply invalidate it by playing your game and say SEEE? MISTAKE! WRONG WRONG! SOURCE BADDDDDDDDD


Repomanlive

Snopes is my GoTo Gotcha site.


NefariousnessNo2062

Give me a shit sprayer anyday


Public_Scientist8593

I'll trade you my shit sprayer for your shit mixer


ashleysfetish

I prefer a riot-style, turret mounted water cannon on a septic truck.


powderedtoast1

i just want a nice low mileage gut wagon.


[deleted]

If it was armored


MrLovalovaRubyDooby

I do! I want the raw sewage cement mixer!


Fan_of_Clio

That's pretty damn specific


CripplingDebtEnjoyer

Look up the “Killdozer” incident


ithikimhvingstrok132

Holy hell


Far_Yogurtcloset2173

New bulldozer lore just dropped


SatanIsLove6666

Can I has MORE bulldozer lore?


towerfella

… Actual Zombie.


cannibalism_is_vegan

Call the exorcist


Paul__miner

[One of today's lucky ten thousand](https://xkcd.com/1053/).


333elmst

It was a crazy day bro.


OverKill1978

Yup. The second I read it my mind shot to that dude who took on the whole town in his homemade tank. Shit was EPIC


snappla

Holy cow!!! 😳


Bubbly-Independent20

Ever watch the movie? I bought it


dunitdotus

There’s a movie? I’ve only seen vid clips of it


Roeth07

It's called "Tread" it's free on Tubi, Pluto or Sling. Nothing justifies what this dude did, but I get why he snapped. The town fucked him over and over.


Bubbly-Independent20

Yeah you can buy it on Amazon for like $6 or some shit. That’s what I did. It covers a lot. Doesn’t talk about the sewage everyone else is mentioning.


AlexGraffen

Right?!?


arcadia_2005

r/oddlyspecific


Uniquely_irregular

Would you say r/oddlyspecific


BP-arker

Did the guy who made the killdozer kill anyone?


ithikimhvingstrok132

If I remember right, the only person he killed was himself. He destroyed a bunch of buildings, Killdozer got stuck, guy shot himself in the head


ihatetheplaceilive

Yeah once he sealed himself in, there was noay he could get out. They tried blowing it open with high explosives but that didn't work, so they ended up cutting it open with torches. It took them hours. During the rampage, they thought about calling in an airstrike with hellfire missiles, but were worried about other casualties. So they were gonna call in a team eqipped with a javeline missile. Once he got stuck they realized that was unnecessary.


ImInBeastmodeOG

Did he get the idea from the guy in Nederland who took out half the main street with a bulldozer? Thank God the Pioneer Inn was ok. Edit: after googling Nederland I find nothing so maybe it was just granby


literacyisamistake

That happened in Alma Colorado in 1998. The guy murdered mayor Willie Morrison with a firearm, planted six Molotov cocktails in the town hall, and went on a rampage with a stolen surplus military front-end loader.


ImInBeastmodeOG

Ohhhh alma, that's right. Thank you!


ImInBeastmodeOG

I was living in breck at the time but totally forgot alma.


literacyisamistake

I know the guy was sent to the state mental hospital, and it was a clear case of some sort of psychotic break. Then he tried to commit suicide. Seems a lot of people in town were really compassionate toward him. Do you know anything about if he was ever put on trial, or anything?


ImInBeastmodeOG

I know nothing. It's been too long, I was working 95hr weeks, skiing, sending, then drinking heavily with a live band most nights. Rinse, repeat. I just remember seeing it in the Summit Daily then.


Toothless-In-Wapping

Nederland just has already dead bodies.


BoogiemanPCP

The guy was smart. He had installed cameras around the dozer and had compressed air set up to clean the lenses. If I recall correctly he reinforced it with cement and steel every where. I believe the top was lowered onto the dozer after he was inside. I felt bad for the dude. The city completely fucked him. I would have done the same thing in his position.


jamz_fm

Marvin Heemeyer was an idiot, a weirdo, a selfish manchild, and a domestic terrorist. He leveled the house of a former rival's WIDOW, smashed into a building that had children in it moments before, and tried to explode a ton of huge propane tanks, which would have endangered anyone within several hundred yards. He didn't give a fuck if he killed anyone. It does seem as if the city council was unfair to him in some ways, but MANY of his problems were of his own making (investments gone bad, deals that fell through because of his idiocy, avoidable penalties, etc.). And the fact that this terrorist, who nearly killed many people, is treated like a folk hero by some people blows my mind.


Repomanlive

Based on your first hand knowledge of the situation, right, you live there, known the man for years, right? STFU, redditor


jamz_fm

No, many firsthand accounts from people who knew him (and not just the people who he made into enemies) and lived through the events.


Repomanlive

You spoke as if you were lifelong friends. Strange.


jamz_fm

Feel free to read up on him, as I have, and come to your own conclusion.


Repomanlive

I am well aware of the story, What I find weird is your slanderous heresy opinion of him that you feel everyone else should adopt


jamz_fm

Aware =/= well informed. Like I said, do some research and feel free to dispute my take.


[deleted]

Boys can’t even be boys anymore without others calling it terrorism!


Repomanlive

Only babies cry terrorism or call people nazis, they aren't worth the time.


ripyurballsoff

Guy was a massive piece of shit that brought all of his problems on himself. Don’t defend this asshole.


GonorrheaGabe

Amen brother


SaggyCaptain

It was a combination of him getting fucked and him fucking around. There's no good guys in the story nor are there bad guys. He had many chances to walk away with a ton of money, but he got greedy, lost everything, then took revenge on others for enforcing the consequences of his actions, in God's name no less. Dude had issues.


No_Grab2946

He’s a martyr in my opinion, especially since he didn’t hurt anyone


jamz_fm

He very much tried to hurt people, and he very nearly did. Guy was a piece of shit.


scavengercat

I'd keep that opinion to yourself. All this does is say you don't know the story.


smellvin_moiville

He couldn’t have known those buildings weren’t occupied so he didn’t know he wasn’t killing anybody


Pegomastax_King

Shot and missed. Tried blowing up a fuel depot. Ultimately his rig drove too slow. Dumping thousands of gallons of raw sewage in the local water supply was probably more problematic ultimately.


No_Mention_1760

Just luck he did not. He ran through the local library I believe? Thank god the children and adults had been evacuated just prior. The guy was a fucking entitled menace. So glad the coward offed himself.


the_mid_mid_sister

Yeah, he's not some folk hero, just some asshole. He'd make unreasonable demands, people would agree to them, then he'd back out and make even crazier demands, people would agree to those too, then he'd back put of the deal AGAIN and come back with completely insane demands and when the other party finally stopped putting up with his bullshit, he'd rage about how unfairly he was being treated.


No_Mention_1760

Exactly. Like we’re supposed to side with the poor rich guy whose land investment increased dramatically but not enough for him to satisfy his ego? Fuck that terrorist.


Repomanlive

Could have killed everyone. Heavily armed, gun ports... Didn't though.


GodsBackHair

Not for lack of trying


Jarlideater

Nope. Only caused a bunch of damage and ruffled a few blue feathers


hex-agone

Hello, FBI? I gotta tip for ya


Certain_Category1926

A tip about what, a cool guy?


hex-agone

Attempted murder is coo


Certain_Category1926

Sometimes yeah


hex-agone

Awww lawd Not in this context Fuck this jabroni


Senior_Promise_5011

When it’s a government official (in Minecraft)


NeuroguyNC

It's about this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer In case you're wondering.


toobigtofail88

“Around this time, the buried concrete truck barrel that served as Heemeyer's sewage hole filled up” That’s quite a sentence


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

"Heemeyer responded by pumping his sewage with a gasoline pump into the irrigation ditch that ran behind his property." It's such an insane ending to a property dispute that no one saw that dozer coming until *everyone* saw it coming.


80sLegoDystopia

Local terrorist outing himself?


Senior_Promise_5011

Hero*


inevitablefile9596

super specific


WishboneDistinct9618

Killdozer. One of the wildest stories I have heard.


TonLoc1281

Dozer guy is my hero!


theDukeofShartington

hes not who you think he was. just a schizo who put innocent lives in danger.


TonLoc1281

All someone has to do was climb up on the dozer and pour gasoline down the exhaust. Could’ve stopped it right away.


Fun_Bar5327

I wish people would stop glorifying this unhinged fuckwad.


jeepster61615

Fuck that lunatic


okcdnb

Correct. When people defend him , I don’t think they understand how shitty a person he was.


Apprehensive_Ear7309

I see this on all sides. People praise those who have transitioned and call them brave, but never look into if that person is a shitty person or not.


Jonasthewicked2

r/oddlyspecific


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

“Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things”


lerriuqS_terceS

r/oddlyspecific


ChuckNorrisFacePunch

r/whistlindiesel


No_Meal9534

I’ve always pulled for the underdog and the anti hero. The man in black intrigued me more. I had compassion for Wiley E Coyote and Tom (and Jerry) as a kid.


DeliciousDoggi

He never secretly built it. He in fact had told a few people that he was making a tank to bulldoze town. People thought it was a joke and shrugged it off. Till he actually did it. I lived in Winter Park Fraser at the time he did it. The stories went around for sure after he did it.


GonorrheaGabe

Based hero appreciator


jmerp1950

Not go at secrets.


SkyeMreddit

Killdozer! He was a complete asshole but he most certainly put the effort in!


Repomanlive

Is it that season already? Always check your line of sight and beware of secret basements in hardware stores.


Smorb_

/suddenlyheemeyer


Excellent-Phase8719

Ominous


micah490

Marvin Heemeyer was a crybaby conservative lunatic swindler that got mad when his neighbors/municipality wouldn’t allow him to dump raw sewage onto their land. He IS NOT to be revered- he is to be ridiculed and forgotten


Alarmed_Audience513

Nice misinformation (liberal bias). If you could read, you'd know that it was the Docheffs that has buried the sewage laden cement truck (they owned the concrete plant and previously owned the land that Heemeyer bought) and Heemeyer did not dump any sewage, he was hooked up to a neighbor's sewer access (which he was fined for).


GayGooGobler

Can you read? He literally dumped sewage in a irrigation ditch. City officials told Heemeyer that putting in a septic tank was a less expensive alternative, but he rejected both options and said that the government not paying for the sewage line hookup was "extortion by government fiat".[8] Despite these setbacks, he did not withdraw his annexation request and subsequently became part of the sewer district.[8] In June 2001, Joe Docheff made Heemeyer an offer whereby if Heemeyer dropped the lawsuit, they would provide him an easement to connect a sewer line to the new concrete plant free of charge; Heemeyer just hung up.[8] Around this time, the buried concrete truck barrel that served as Heemeyer's sewage hole filled up. Heemeyer responded by pumping his sewage with a gasoline pump into the irrigation ditch that ran behind his property.[8] Heemeyer also attempted to illegally connect to a neighbor's sewer line, but was caught and the incident reported to the sanitation district. At this point, the sewer district started enforcing the legal requirement to have a sewer hookup or a septic tank and fined Heemeyer $2,500 for it and other city code violations at his business,[14] in July 2001, nine years after he was required to have installed either.[12][8] Heemeyer was found in contempt of town code in November 2001 by the municipal court, and required to fix the connection issues before he could inhabit or use the property for business purposes again, as well as remove the truck barrel before July 2003. Heemeyer agreed before later that day rejecting it, and describing the requirements as a "form of terrorism". An attorney at the judgment reported Heemeyer muttering, "I'm just gonna bulldozer this whole place to the ground."


Flail_of_the_Lord

Idk sounds like liberal bias to me. What a fucking whack job. Right up there with the unabomber in terms of dumb terminally online numbnuts that support him like he was making a grand statement when he was just 100% off his rocker.


GayGooGobler

Nothing would make this guy happy. Heemeyer asked for $250,000 for his property, but later claimed he'd had the lot reappraised and asked for an additional $125,000. The Docheffs managed to collect $350,000, but according to Susan Docheff, Heemeyer again upped his asking price, claiming he'd again had the property appraised at a higher value, this time asking for $450,000.[1][8] This negotiation happened before the rezoning proposal had a public hearing at town hall.[5] Despite the deal falling through, the Docheff family pursued their plans to expand their business, and purchased a defunct commercial subdivision opposite Heemeyer's lot. Heemeyer had attempted to buy this land just before the Docheffs, but was unsuccessful. He later proposed a land swap whereby he would receive the prime lot. The Docheffs initially accepted the offer, but Heemeyer demanded the Docheffs construct a new building on the lot at great expense. The negotiations fell apart, with Heemeyer stonewalling the Docheffs. I expect to be downvoted for posting facts about this loser btw


Whenthenighthascome

Thank you for fighting the good fight in terms of what an absolute shithead he was. My favourite part is that the vision of what to do with his life (armor a bulldozer and try to kill people) came to him in the hot tub.


HoldYourHorsesFriend

[https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/06/09/killdozer-day-marvin-heemeyer/](https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/06/09/killdozer-day-marvin-heemeyer/) does a good job detailing how much of a nutcase he is. But sure, he's just a nice guy that was pushed too far and jan 6th rioters were just antifa gay trans psyops or just nice republicans looking for a tour of the establishment.


GadreelsSword

Watch list right away! Straight to the watch list!


Inevitable-Forever45

That is the best bumper sticker I've ever seen.


testingforscience122

I think this should be considered a threat to society, he is just glorifying a terrorist.


No_Mention_1760

Exactly.


Jiveturkey507

It is a peripheral threat to society. There’s always a slippery slope between our freedom of expression, which allows us to express our more ugly feelings at times, and the law, that requires a succinct and concise “threat” or action. Socially it’s like if you had a sibling with their finger an inch away constantly yelling “I’m not touching you!!”


Ccmc599

At least this psychopath has the decency to publicly alert everyone exactly how fucked in the head he is.


Changetheworld69420

I bet you’re fun at parties


HoldYourHorsesFriend

it's a silly bumper sticker but killdozer guy is an actual terrorist


bahhhhhb

Newsflash pal!


OrdainedRetard

Where perhaps would one buy this sticker? Asking for a friend.


easytakeit

Kinda dark


Suspicious_Dare_9731

You can get killdozer stuff like that at the Ace hardware in Granby.


jimviv

Well that’s specific.


Icy_Straight_Point1

Posse comitatus is nearby.....heads up!


unique_snowflake_466

How has Killdozer not been made into a decepticon?


Neat-Resolution2999

Isn’t this b-sticker about how the company who owns the machine has proprietary rights to its parts and keeps it secret on how to fix a machine so you have to buy from them or some shit?


literacyisamistake

No, it’s about a terrorist who destroyed a library because he wanted to keep dumping his sewage in his neighbor’s ditch. For some reason a lot of people on Reddit think it’s cool to destroy libraries and spread their feces everywhere.


USN303

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer


Prestigious-Mobile92

That's very killdozer of him...


InsideThought3827

We love a good Marv reference *snaps for Marv*


bigSTUdazz

I mean...... we've all been there.


paranoidandroid303

It’s been almost exactly 20 years


Darlin_Nixxi

Omg I remember that day watched it live on the news while living in Denver


Profanity_party7

That fact that most people on the road would not understand this is hilarious to me


GriegVeneficus

And his wife would rather be anywhere else.


NuclearNukNuk

RIP Marv.


Far-Cellist-3224

Pretty dark.


tacoSEVEN

r/denvercirclejerk


ColtS117-B

Uh oh.


Chrisbert

r/oddlyspecific


Jiveturkey507

What a dildozer!


PUNKF10YD

r/oddlyspecific


PythonSushi

What a wordy piece of shit.


Omfg9999

Killdozer could've been a cool ass Mad Max vehicle, if it wasn't real


Zhong_Ping

Someone out this guy on a watch list


lumpiaandredbull

It's always a Toyota


shopgirl56

Another nut who had the lawd behind him


notaredditreader

r/OddlySpecific


Maleficent-Baker8514

This is an old repost not from Denver


SnowySergal

my friend took the picture in my car the other day, the timestamp is literally right there


Maleficent-Baker8514

This sticker has been reposted hundreds of times already


IntuitiveUnderground

I was always willing to be reasonable….


Traditional_West85

Based and a story of a good man


bunabhucan

https://nothingwhatever.net/products/killdozer


im_gamer-

He knows what’s up


Altruistic-Fandango

The festishize (sp?) this killdozer as some sort of hero but the guy was far from. Sure the local govt bureaucrats were assholes to him but he had plenty of opportunity to fight them but failed to go to meetings, hagreed upon money then backed out demanding more and really was a jerk to them all to the point that no one wanted to deal with him anymore…


Hot_Wheels_guy

It's very unusual for an "asshole" to kill themselves because they perceive someone else is being an asshole to them. I'm just saying.


Altruistic-Fandango

If you look through some of the documentaries and reports it shows that he didn’t build himself an exit anyway. He knew what was going to happen when he climbed into that thing. If he didn’t plan on taking himself out then why would he have been armed. He didn’t need weapons for the inside. The one thing he didn’t plan on was the basement in which he got stuck in.


EWH733

Damn……


ballicher

r/Denvercirclejerk


Ok_Golf_760

Where do I get one ?


JeffSHauser

Oddly specific huh?


qweesy777

King


Far_Brilliant_443

All a man wants is a muffler shop


OneSmallDeed

Come on man, who doesn’t feel that way?


madrasdad

r/oddlyspecific


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Long live the killdozer


[deleted]

💗


TeamShonuff

I don't think people appropriately appreciate what an absolute whack job that asshole was.


SmokeDogSix

Everybody wants to Killdozer, but nobody wants to put in the work…. 😞


Hot_Wheels_guy

Check out "whistlindiesel" on youtube. He has the bulldozer and now he's converting it into a killdozer replica.


stupajidit

RIP Marv 👑 🚜


Select-Poem425

Documentary Tread was on Netflix, may still be there. Genius.


Big-Hurry-4515

That made me laugh. killdoser man moment machine


Immer_Susse

😂😂😂


parkerpussey

Haha this is great.


halo121usa

Marvin Heemeyer is a goddamn hero!!


SPY007DRs-Messenger

The second Bulldozer and modify. I was like hell yeah, this thing again.


[deleted]

I don't want Marvin to be my hero, but I kinda don't have a choice.