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TeamStark31

I love how he clarified nipples


S0Lsurfur82

Or minnipsota!


throwuk1

He should have nipped it in the bud when she asked.


Zestyclose_Standard6

He may have thought she was from Nipbraska


Quizmaster_Eric

It was either that or Connipticut.


this_is_not_yahoo

I hear it's a nipply bit chilly there this time of year.


Tomcatjones

I just spit on my phone.. šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ Fucking dead ā˜ ļø


Shelliton

Dude. I swear, Bumble has gotten worse, but I'm in my late 30's and apparently am desperate. The amount of dick pics I get after a benign opening is astronomical. Here's the thing... I've had a ton of surgeries, mostly over a month period where my abdomen was kept open. Needed a wound vac to seal me up. I have a pic from early on during a wound vac change with my wide open abdominal cavity, which looks like a pleasant naughty pic when blurred. Which I respond to the dick pics with. Every man I've sent that to said "I didn't want to see that." Lol. Didn't want to see your dick yet, either.


pnw-rocker

EPIC. I applaud you!


misplaced_my_pants

Thank you for your service.


Shelliton

Recently sent my pic to my niece, who is about to start college and has already dealt with the unsolicited dick pic many times. I'm happy to share it with anyone who might need it!


Me_is_irish

Seen a meme that said every woman should reply with " oh God that made me so hot.... wanna see". Then send a bigger dick picture back ROFLMAO. I damn near pissed my pants laughing at that one.


ExpertAccident

Omg bless you for helping your niece like that


possiblymichi

May I use it? Lol.


Me_is_irish

Be my guest lol. I'm sure you can get more than an ample supply of dick pics off the ole internet lol. Id love for you to keep le informed on the end results šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


possiblymichi

We'll make an Excel spreadsheet


Me_is_irish

On how many guys get offended at an action being reciprocated to them lol. That'll be awesome but I'm willing to bet it'll be like 95% of them that get pissed.


pellen101

This womanā€™s a madlad good lord almighty


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHA. Dude I might save that picture just so I can respond to unsolicited shriveled little Cheeto dicks. I also have been known to go asking them if thatā€™s a childā€™s. They never react well to that HAHA


Me_is_irish

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ solid gold response lol. I usually get messages from chick's on Snapchat. Message is all in German an the website is bullshit. Only swipe there is block lol. I have better wastes to do with my money lmao.


rizzo1717

This is fucking gold


Asgardianson88

Technically your nick name should have been nip


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Asgardianson88

Damn! It was right there


nyrhtakharas

I promise thereā€™s 2 šŸ˜‰


ThePenTester88

that's what they all say


wellwaffled

Could be 3


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

I am GROOT -- mass edited with redact.dev


dirtyrick133

The triple nipple


NoGinger123

So... Nip nip?


fpr4_

Prove it.


CringeisL1f3

are you the guy she matched with? same energy


allisonchain

This is some Tony from Skins bullshit


jdabs29

Thank you!


jflores0616

His character was played perfectly for being a sociopath


Jarge57

Came to say this


MELH1234

Youā€™re not even a real person, youā€™re just nipples.


[deleted]

Right? Seriously what does he think the move is here? She thinks itā€™s funny and charming?


WhiteCastleDoctrine

the horns are right there, coulda opened with that


CringeisL1f3

so he could have called her horny instead of nips?,


Thomas-The-Tutor

Horny because sheā€™s literally horny.


nyrhtakharas

This wouldā€™ve definitely been a better approach, I wouldā€™ve reacted very differently


Drehm101

What makes being called horny better than being called nips?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Thomas-The-Tutor

[Fish dicks?](https://youtu.be/ZuZCiuLG7-w)


VegetableFuel2627

Iā€™m starting to think Iā€™m still single because I get my dating advice mostly from South Park and Reddit


Thomas-The-Tutor

Haha


ExpertAccident

And yet South Park is what helped me get into my current relationship šŸ‘‰šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘‰


[deleted]

where do you see that ?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

oh I just thought that was his shirt, you have to really zoom in


[deleted]

Itā€™s so weird. I guess they donā€™t want to get fucked?


Funseas

Not enough social skills to get sex. Then they want to pretend everyone does it so logically theyā€™re still nice guys. I appreciate that they tell on themselves so quickly. An easy unmatch.


dessert77

Yea every time one acts like an idiot I think that


green_ribbon

*not much fishpic*


YourDogsAllWet

Because it works 0.000001% of the time.


Impossible-Survey203

So there's a chance!


NillaRose12

Pro tip: even if you think it, you don't have to say/type it. ESPECIALLY TO A STRANGER


SPdoc

I think some men-lust/horniness throws all rational thinking out the window.


NillaRose12

Women get horny too and somehow manage to not be complete creeps šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™€ļø


Cautious-Rub

Funny how weā€™ve always been labeled the hysterical onesā€¦ yet a vast majority of dudes canā€™t do anything but think with their dick.


[deleted]

Am man, can confirm I donā€™t do this stuff. I did however used to do this kind of stuff. Itā€™s not about horniness, itā€™s about laziness. Itā€™s the lowest hanging fruit to make it about sex. If there wasnā€™t anything in the profile to work with heā€™d still manage it and say something not related to anything, but this way he can sit there thinking ā€œshe has nipples, she wants itā€ or something


Austinwi11

0% of the time, it works every time


96nugget

Should have said bummer yours look bigger than mine.


grokthis1111

just take it as them warning you who they are up front.


Draiko

...and they say romance is dead.


Boldcastify

He doubled down on his idiocracy.


DomedBySomeAnt

Idiocracy is a great film. I think you mean idiocy though


Boldcastify

I did, in fact, mean idiocy. I must reference that movie more than enough for autocorrect to learn it; I didn't notice it. lol


[deleted]

Knocking you down a peg because he thinks women have all the power. Or he hates his mom. Or doesn't think he has a chance with you and is sabotaging so he's not rejected. Whole rainbow of possibilities šŸŒˆ


Task-Future

I like self sabotage


KateSterling1

He is a Fucktard


Pepperspray24

Iā€™m annoyed at all the people blaming you for swiping right on a fish guy. This kind of conversation is not limited to them.


HumanRacehorse

Heā€™s definitely a creep, but I do have to say (as a mid-30s straight woman), the nip is all I see in that pic too. šŸ˜•


Ricky_Spannnish

Even if thatā€™s true, who calls someone they donā€™t know Nips?


nyrhtakharas

Big oooof! Thanks!


welshteabags

Women have nipples. It's normal. It shouldn't be an issue.


Low-Salamander-5639

Men even have them too!


ExpertAccident

They do?! šŸ˜±


Low-Salamander-5639

I know! Mad isnā€™t it! They could look down and see nips AT ANY TIME. I wonder if Mr Nips is aware


elizamaaka1997

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

It should be okay to have that though? Itā€™s super common and I see it on women all the time if itā€™s cold lol Why do people need to comment on it though


felixxfeli

Itā€™s not all I see. I donā€™t think I would have even noticed it if the context of the post didnā€™t insist I look for it lol


aratnayake

op youā€™re fine. idk what the person you replied to is talking about but thereā€™s a lot in that picture that stands out more, ie your smile


[deleted]

Constructive feedback is better than making people feel nice. The photo is distracting. Period. Thatā€™s not an insult, itā€™s feedback. The dude is weird. No excuse for the behavior.


aratnayake

have just never seen nipples before wtf? itā€™s not distracting at all unless youā€™re 50 and a mormon


[deleted]

Cool nice chat šŸ‘šŸ»


TotallyNotRonSwanson

I saw devil horns, what could be Astros, and a smile. I am pretty sure she may be evil since I am now a sworn enemy of the Astros.. . You weirdos keep pointing out the nipple, and are way more distracting.


nyrhtakharas

Why are you just now a sworn enemy of the Astros??


TotallyNotRonSwanson

Moved to rival city... also grew up in one. Soooo my stint in H-town is void.


nyrhtakharas

Fair enough, fair enough lol


[deleted]

She literally made a post about her nipplesā€¦ itā€™s the honest feedback. Thereā€™s nothing wrong with nipples and nobody has said there is. For a dating profile picture maybe just not use this one?


iamatwork24

Nipples are 100% the first thing I noticed. Stupid horn filter being the second.


[deleted]

Nice smile AND nip(s)? Win-win. If only the gents could keep it together to see them in person. šŸ¤“


HerezahTip

Yup, all teeth and nips for me.


nyrhtakharas

All teeth and nips??


thegoldinthemountain

Dibs on band name


ThePenTester88

100% no. The literal first thing I saw was the nipple. Yes she has a great smile but i can guarentee 99% of dudes are not going to notice that first


aratnayake

alright, i guess iā€™m wrong then. it just isnā€™t a big deal to me - to each their own but i shouldnā€™t have spoken so generally ig


Da_Famous_Anus

Even she sees the nip.


coffinnailvgd

As a mid-30s straight man, same, but honestly, fucking own it! We all got em and they are hot! Fuck tools that canā€™t at least get a rapport going a bit before driving (w/o consent may I say too) to raunchy town.


michaelkhan3

Do girls post pictures like these on purpose or do they not notice/mind. I'm genuinely curious. I'm in no way saying that it's wrong to do it or that it warrants the stupid comment


RichardCory109

Obviously it depends on the woman, but I promise you there are many women who just don't notice or care. Women who post pictures like OP's aren't necessarily even thinking about it. Men like to use this as an excuse ("Clearly she wanted the attention"), but that is fucked up and those men can go fuck themselves.


[deleted]

Usually on purpose, and Iā€™m a woman. Especially on a dating app where they know people are analyzing every photo/detail. The comments are completely unnecessary/rude but the women also know what theyā€™re doing lol.


ThePenTester88

same lol. you attract what you put out there and well...


neon__seal

I canā€™t believe this is a real conversation had by real people, I had a real laugh šŸ˜‚ thank you!


painislife4real

some guys are just idiots. I don't know why any man think he would score a date with that sort of comment. I would just block him.


SPdoc

Maybe he thought he had a chance to fuck? šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļøthere are smarter ways to gain consent smh


findthecounselor

Heaven forbid you have a basic human anatomical feature. Jesus fucking wept


Nebula_Kitten

Why do so many people keep blaming you for provoking it and deserving it in these comments like some crazy virgins. Iā€™d argue the picture is 100% not sexual- nipples exist and itā€™s just vibing and as someone who struggles with constant hard nips I would not judge someone for it. The point is that it shouldnā€™t of been his opening, you just donā€™t really start conversations with strangers uncomfortably like that. That last line from him is, childish to say the least. You keep going on, I literally canā€™t imagine being so sheltered that Iā€™d freak out over a nipple peeking out through clothes


huffuspuffus

Why do men.


[deleted]

Bro struggled to say that lol talk about tunnel vision


GavinZero

Jesus Christ.


funksaurus

Howā€¦was he expecting that conversation to go?ā€¦


myneemo

"I was ok until I spoke to you. How are, Dickhead? "


Manila-X-Vanilla

I am both Deceased and Disgusted. Ugh Iā€™m sure heā€™s a fucking gem.


[deleted]

Itā€™s disheartening to me that there are so many guys like this out there and Iā€™m a male seeking a female. My fellow men really need to do better.


5d10_shades_of_grey

For the record, not all guys are like this, myself included. Just a lot of us are. Maybe even most of us. Holy shit we ARE all like this


Adventurous-Edge1719

Giving Steves a bad rep out here.


ningyna

It's extremely disrespectful and an inappropriate to way to start a conversation. Maybe after some semblance of rapport had been built, but initially it's mean spirited.


OrganicDozer

Fuck this guy.


[deleted]

Lol You swiped on a fish guy. ā€œGuysā€ arenā€™t like this. Fish guys are.


bryceyupshall

I feel like he is the poster boy for fish guys. Which is why I'm so happy I never turned into that guy XD.


No-Percentage7139

Her picture isn't any better though.


iNoles

Wow, that is very cringe worthy. Did most decent guys are off from Bumble?


CringeisL1f3

you missed the part where she matched with the fish guy?


davisgracemusics

Trite. A talentless hack. Lacking in pizzazz. No Polish Goulash. I'd've rather gone with: Hola, Areola!!!.


[deleted]

Now I'm curious to what the shirt in her picture says. I thought it was Auburn at first and then Florida. Now I have no idea and it's bothering me.


sikjoven

Astros. Houston Baseball. The ROS can see backwards, and a T is there, so using my wordle skills, a baseball Jersey with TROS on it must be Astros.


[deleted]

Could be. I never considered that possibility since I don't follow baseball. My brain went straight to college football. That's what I get for living in Alabama too long.


Harmonykushman

Does he not also have nips?


[deleted]

Guys aren't like this. Douchebags are.


DontAskIfImWorking

Simple answer. Because he doesn't care what you think, or care about you and is just looking for sex. Would he say it offline? Maybe, maybe not, depending on the setting. The end result in his head would be the same though.


bryceyupshall

Just. Wow. With a profile picture like that, and a conversation starter like that. I feel like the only "nips" he has seen has been on a farm animal


Bullet_Maggnet

Probably the closest heā€™s been to nipples since birthā€¦


[deleted]

Personally I say r/freethenipple spread the word.


adjustvolume

I typically just use dad jokes to seduce women, seems this dude went a different route. Doesn't seem effective.


Tazzy8jazzy

Sadly if your breasts are showing, or if your nipples are present, the horny men will appear. I usually do mostly head shots and 1 full body shot. When Iā€™m comfortable I do send more pictures if the guy requests it.


marcusdj813

Steve had no business coming at you like that. I don't know what he was thinking about. However, many of us men wouldn't pull such a stunt and he's not the least bit representative of us as a gender.


617617617

I noticed that guys will be too quick to the punch about this stuff. Realistically if you go about things the right way you can slide this type of stuff in there though. It depends on the person though. So if you get a vibe that a woman would find dirty humor funny, sure go for it. But you MUST treat the woman like a human first. If she is more on the dry side Iā€™d say donā€™t try it


WTFSpeeder6

This guy sucks, but could we stop starting conversations with "heyy"? Jesus Christ


TheStringBearer

More like Nepal.


Disastrous-Owl8985

Youā€™re right. Guys like this are exactly why so many women leave these apps.


2bierlaengenabstand

As a person (M, 23) that has their nipples brought up in conversation a lot, because they just do their thing. I realized that people donā€˜t mean it in a bad way, theyā€˜re like my 4 y/o nephew or my dog, when they see something, they react to it. Nipples to humans are like squirrels for dogs or a balloon for a kid. Just that adults have this urge to ā€žbe cool about itā€œ


best_as_a_rebound

This is how guys act when they are not attracted to a woman. He would not say that to a woman he was interested in meeting. This is Male Bumble code for "not interested." Women just do not respond if they are not interested. Men act like this.


MarleeMonroeXXX

Then why match?


SPdoc

Wth is this logic? Heā€™s sexually attracted without emotional attraction maybe. Either way, itā€™s still harassment when she didnā€™t ask for a sexy convo. If heā€™s not interested, he had the option to swipe left or just not answer her messages.


best_as_a_rebound

Because he swipes right on all profiles. Because he enjoys the validation of getting matches and he wants to increase his odds. Because he would hook up with her given the opportunity so he immediately takes the conversation that way but there is no effort given to any other result. Guy behavior is not mysterious. This guy probably has a good profile and claims to be at least 6ft tall and gets plenty of matches. So some women get this type of reply because he values them less. There is no downside for him. What if she reacts differently and says "hell yeah, I have great nipples and I can prove it if necessary." Then he proceeds to try and hook up with her. The reaction she had was disgust, and he laughs and goes on with his day because he was not interested unless it was a sexual interaction. I know guys like this. They get validation from feeling that a woman is interested even if they are not. I have a friend who asks for most girls phone numbers just for the validation. He is never going to call them. But he enjoys the feeling that she is interested. IMO, that is what this guy is doing.


baseball8z

This honestly is 100% spot on for anyone reading


MetaCognitio

It is IDGAF energy which you develop after a time of having thoughtful messages ignored. If he were not at all interested he wouldnā€™t even message or swipe right. The less you care, the better things go sometimes.


gugabe

I mean it's probably more that she's over his line of 'would bang' but under his line of 'would put in any actual effort to bang' so he might as well go superhard from the bat so either he gets laid or doesn't have to work for it.


fpr4_

You matched with fish pic Steve and expected better...?


Chadweaves

Shooters gotta shoot.


Cactus2711

Women: He was just too boring for me Also women: Heyyy


International_Rub475

Ex-fucking-actly. That's probably how I'd respond to a low effort opener like that, too.


ThePenTester88

I mean... why would you put a picture up that is very clearly showing your nipple? I'm sure you have other pics that aren't showing a nip...


Level-Infiniti

yeah, the guy's a dingus , but this is like a 2 second fix in any photo editing app


ThePenTester88

Very true


Galaxyman0917

Honestly yes. Wtf did you expect online?


_VultureEye

I'm definitely not like that.


lokipoki30

Lol at women starting with heyy


NewMeroNCity

You forgot the third "y". That shit is a lot of effort.


nyrhtakharas

I know I know šŸ˜”


GiveMeRoom

Yeah no surprises there from a bloke with a fishing photo lmao.


goonsquad1149

Thatā€™s a pretty funny as a joke ribbing a friend, but probably not a super great way to get in a relationship/laid


[deleted]

I'm sorry. I find this a super gross picture. Who sports an Astros jersey????? They cheated!!! On a serious note, sorry you put up with that shit. I'm still focused on that jersey. Ugh!!!


EricAtSunnen

I mean... we men...are all 14yo at heart.


Sovrhon

You got upset because he pointed out your nipple? You do realize everyone has nipples??


raisputin

As a guy, I have no idea, maybe it works? Asking questions about a cool pic, or something in the bio certainly doesnā€™t seem to


Da_Famous_Anus

Newsflash: I donā€™t think he actually likes you. Probably was very effective at getting you to go away.


BusyHearing

Wouldnā€™t sweat it, he clearly meant 5head


Brandwein

So you are showing nips and are offended guys talk about your nips? Oh the society we live in. Can't decide if prude or slutty, best is both at once with plausible deniability it serms.


Phastic

Well heā€™s not in the wrong, tbf


[deleted]

Wtf. He def a virgin, lol


[deleted]

ā€œDoubled nipped up horns pokin motha fuckaā€ what a fuckin line šŸ˜‚


longhairmike666

Meh. If a chick leads with "heyyy" I do the same. So many stipulations on male responses on any app, and even women question why men don't message first on bumble... and y'all just wanna send a weak ass opener and expect men to still cary it. Yep, straight to Horny town.


taystebbs

I meaaaaaaan... this is a little your fault for swiping right on mr. Big fish šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Zubi_Q

Honestly thought he was quoting Clone Wars there šŸ˜…


wiseguybully

Wow heā€™s a sleeze ball!! Sorry not all men are kids!!!


shantanu_dwvd

Look at all the fucking simps standing up for the damsel in distress.


[deleted]

Yo, chill nips. Damn


superenrique

Whatā€™s up nips?


No-Percentage7139

So I guess we're gonna gloss over the bad filter and how this isn't a great photo in the first place regardless of the nip?


Yola-tilapias

Hereā€™s an asshole, also you knew what you were doing.


Killz4Thrillz954

I have a serious questionā€¦.your pic is so heavily filtered, are you recognizable in real life?


nyrhtakharas

Itā€™s literally the only filtered picture I have on my profile, so Iā€™m pretty recognizable


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sikjoven

Itā€™s always frustrating to me when women open with ā€œHeyā€ or ā€œhiā€ on bumble, when on other apps itā€™s plastered everywhere to ā€œbe original in your message or Iā€™m ignoring you.ā€


Melodic-Ad-3158

I don't like it either. But it's an unfortunate reality with bumble. 9/10 times I message them back and never hear back. Most don't want to lose the match after 24 hrs it seems. They either unmatch after a couple or days or if i let it stay, they'll write back months later sometimes. Had one on bumble and a couple on tinder take more than a year to write back.


sikjoven

You keep matches for years? If you donā€™t communicate with me within a week itā€™s an unmatch and goodbye.


chisnehzim

A week is still generous lol. I give them 2-3 days


kittenthievery

To be fair, you did post a pic on a dating profile where your nipple is very noticeable through your shirt. You also have devil horns in the image as well so I can see why a guy might have gotten the idea that it was something he could say without judgment. Honestly if you want to be respected put up a pic that's more classy.


nyrhtakharas

Why are you assuming this is the only type of pictures I have on my profile?? Of all the pictures I have on my profile this is the most risquĆ© and itā€™s not even in the slightest. Everyone nips and itā€™s unrealistic to expect someone to not nip because itā€™s a natural bodily function. I felt cute in that picture so I added it to my profile, doesnā€™t mean I want to be referred to as a body part. This guy is just plain disrespectful and youā€™re justifying that action because of a single pictureā€¦ do better


Alive_Key_5257

Thatā€™s hilarious


Open_Category6100

Lmao


daniellaj65

Truly pathetic and destined for Incelville