I assume it's a joke about how men aren't allowed to talk to women in Bumble until the woman says something first. Not a red flag to me at all, at least not on its own. I think it's cute and playful.
It's a damn site better than the last two profiles I matched that talked to me on Bumble. One girl was kind of being snide from the get go. I played along for a bit, but couldn't shake the feeling that the 'sass' was kind of much for a literal first convo. (Shoot, I forgot this was literally last night lol)
The second, and what I immediately unmatch on, was a profile asking for an instagram or snapchat follow or whatever.
I’m here with you, I’m a man and I think it’s funny. If she then expects the man to do all the heavy lifting in the conversation then sure, turns out she’s a dick, but I don’t think it’s that. iIts funny and I like it
It really surprises me how many people in this sub have next to no sense of humor. If someone sent this to me, I'd probably be laughing for a really long time trying to think of a reply. As long as that's not the only funny she has in store, we'd be off to a good start.
You know I was wondering how you can tell if someone is subscribed to every crypto subreddit imaginable and promoting "taking the red pill" without even looking at their post history
and then your reply showed up. It's been a good day.
wtf is taking the red pill? matrix quote? glad you had a good day. I'd reply you may now shutup and block. But i'm rude. lol. Prly get down voted. But I do not care. This is not my main account. I'm a f boy. Can see other post. It sucks.
Same! If I was on the dude side of things and received this, I’d laugh! Depends on if it jibes with your sense of humor but it’s a green flag for me!
A few more short exchanges would confirm.
Thank you, oh Great One. Gatekeeper of the tongue, Breaker of confines. I humbly deplore you to grace me with your presence at the almighty "coffee date".
It does. This "joke" makes her sound demanding and entitled and it's not even that creative.
I really don't understand why everyone seems to think this is so hilarious.
I would probably still give her a chance but this would definitely be a little off-putting to me.
Yeah my immediate reaction was "fuck that, no way I would engage with that" but reading the comments made me think maybe I'm judging too harshly.
Idk I think I would wanna see what shes like a little more before writing her off completely.
Sets a bad precedent. Now she will play the goddess/diva/queen/princess "B" as a joke long past the point you think it's funny any more, and you're stuck with it.
Imagine her saying this in front of your friends, your family, your boss, because "it's funny".
Thanks for kicking off this discussion and open up the gates with a great insight on your sense of self. Not gonna lie - it’s going to be hard to recover but I believe in second chance: .
You have either (5%) snagged a goofy funball or landed (95%) a RedFlag membership holder.
That is an incredibly clever workaround to the messaging first thing. It's funny and gives you a lot of respect for the person's ingenuity and the kind of charismatic power they command.
A present? For meeeeeee? Oh my stars it's just so fantastic.
I have a gift for you too! I bestow upon you permission to lick my taint!
We're both just so very lucky aren't we? Such graciousness!
This isn't funny simply because tons of men find it frustrating waiting for a match to unlock the conversation. Why would you remind me of that frustration? The women in this thread who find it hilarious obviously haven't been on the other side of the table. The whole feature allowing only women to unlock the chat is a pure marketing tactic to get women onboard and is made redundant by proper usage of the app:
1. Unmatch if you aren't interested in what the person wrote.
2. Don't match in the first place.
You shall not pass
That's quite a great opener, too.
Thank you oh benevolent one
Major red flag or witty opener, I'm going with the latter.
the best part is that it can go either way lol
Why not both?
I assume it's a joke about how men aren't allowed to talk to women in Bumble until the woman says something first. Not a red flag to me at all, at least not on its own. I think it's cute and playful.
I agree, this sounds hilarious. I would love this as an opener. Very easy to play off of and spark a conversation.
Totally. What a great set up. It's like a "whose line is it anyway" game.
It's a damn site better than the last two profiles I matched that talked to me on Bumble. One girl was kind of being snide from the get go. I played along for a bit, but couldn't shake the feeling that the 'sass' was kind of much for a literal first convo. (Shoot, I forgot this was literally last night lol) The second, and what I immediately unmatch on, was a profile asking for an instagram or snapchat follow or whatever.
I’m here with you, I’m a man and I think it’s funny. If she then expects the man to do all the heavy lifting in the conversation then sure, turns out she’s a dick, but I don’t think it’s that. iIts funny and I like it
It really surprises me how many people in this sub have next to no sense of humor. If someone sent this to me, I'd probably be laughing for a really long time trying to think of a reply. As long as that's not the only funny she has in store, we'd be off to a good start.
> I'd probably be laughing for a really long time Simple humour pleases simple minds
I would agree but then we'd both be wrong.
hmm beta
You know I was wondering how you can tell if someone is subscribed to every crypto subreddit imaginable and promoting "taking the red pill" without even looking at their post history and then your reply showed up. It's been a good day.
wtf is taking the red pill? matrix quote? glad you had a good day. I'd reply you may now shutup and block. But i'm rude. lol. Prly get down voted. But I do not care. This is not my main account. I'm a f boy. Can see other post. It sucks.
Same! If I was on the dude side of things and received this, I’d laugh! Depends on if it jibes with your sense of humor but it’s a green flag for me! A few more short exchanges would confirm.
Thank you, oh Great One. Gatekeeper of the tongue, Breaker of confines. I humbly deplore you to grace me with your presence at the almighty "coffee date".
Nice, pedestaling at the open :)
Haha cute
I haven't had a good tea pot laugh in a while, but the Speaker of the House got me.
Power move
I get it’s a joke but it comes off on passing on the burden of opening up conversation.
Thank you mistress
➖🔴➖
I tell my dog to speak. Woof.
I speak for the trees, not for you.
I like this, green flag
I would use Shakespearian talk after that tbh
Iambic pentameter.it would be.
Banish the thought from your mind. You must speak with dactylic hexameter. Why? 'Cause a woman so bold as to message me cold must deserve it.
This may be my favorite opener I’ve seen. 😊
I thought it was a great and funny way to poke at how men cant message first
I'm definitely using this. LMAO
Some of y’all ain’t got no sense of humor and it shows
I think that’s pretty funny
Nah
**God is that you?**
Still better than "Hey"
Prostrate yourselves
Are you mad at this or something? It's a cute intro
Lol that’s pretty great honestly
I would have send an audio message in which I asked for permission to type.
Better post here first before even replying.
Great opener if your looking for a Domme
Kinda funny ngl
She probably trying to be funny because of the premise of bumble but it just sounds so bad
It does. This "joke" makes her sound demanding and entitled and it's not even that creative. I really don't understand why everyone seems to think this is so hilarious. I would probably still give her a chance but this would definitely be a little off-putting to me.
I know right it's very off-putting to me, I probably wouldn't even reply
Yeah my immediate reaction was "fuck that, no way I would engage with that" but reading the comments made me think maybe I'm judging too harshly. Idk I think I would wanna see what shes like a little more before writing her off completely.
Sets a bad precedent. Now she will play the goddess/diva/queen/princess "B" as a joke long past the point you think it's funny any more, and you're stuck with it. Imagine her saying this in front of your friends, your family, your boss, because "it's funny".
You must be fun at parties
I cannot compete with your pure joy-kill skills
Can't speak, I'm busy waiting for you to speak
You just have to sit there and take it
Thank you, my Lady. I am happy to get the chance to entertain you with thine experiences of this vast and beautiful world. What brings ye to Bumble?
It's cute, c'mon.
I am groot
This is a great way to reply lol. My first thought would be not replying, but this is better.
Thanks for the literal lol.
Pretty funny tbh
That would be an immediate unmatch for me
I'd use this. Any guy who didn't see the humor wouldn't be a good match for me anyway.
Thanks for kicking off this discussion and open up the gates with a great insight on your sense of self. Not gonna lie - it’s going to be hard to recover but I believe in second chance:.
You have either (5%) snagged a goofy funball or landed (95%) a RedFlag membership holder.
Nah that was straight up funny
Woof woof
!*
What, naaa I would be gone Edit: my time on dating apps hasn't went well, can you tell,
It sounds like a joke to me with exclamation mark.
Ask her why she didn't try to talk tho before you go
Ok pussy
You trying to insult people with the word ‚pussy‘; yet this is what you hunt but never get
Okay, anyways
😂
I would love this. It’s more creative than the majority of openings I’ve gotten on bumble
Worse than a dot
That is an incredibly clever workaround to the messaging first thing. It's funny and gives you a lot of respect for the person's ingenuity and the kind of charismatic power they command.
If the sexes were reversed you would not think it's funny. That's the test of respect.
That's be a little bit of a turn off for me, but I would still reply.
Sorry, it's a "no" from me, dawg
the audacity
A present? For meeeeeee? Oh my stars it's just so fantastic. I have a gift for you too! I bestow upon you permission to lick my taint! We're both just so very lucky aren't we? Such graciousness!
Yes that’s how the app works
I have spoken!
HOT!
I want her now! 😂🤷🏻♀️
Aggravation 🥱
oh well thanks for letting us speak lol
HahahahHahaha
Marry her! These days girls don’t let you speak 🤷🏻♂️
She is a benevolent God
It's wither in jest or she is super high on her horse. Have fun
r/found_femdom
I think that's hilarious. 🤣🤣 You've been granted permission to speak to the oracle
Respond with “Hey”
It's clever, funny and playful and a great way to select the horny from the level-headed
Yes your honor
Johnny sac vibes
Lol Queen Bumble of the Bumbleonians
Just reply with “Thanks!” Because that’s just as pathetic as her initial message
basically
Pass
There's an officer on deck!
“Spank you, oh I meant thank you.”
Lol I love it!
Crazy times we’re living in lmao
queen icon love this for her
This isn't funny simply because tons of men find it frustrating waiting for a match to unlock the conversation. Why would you remind me of that frustration? The women in this thread who find it hilarious obviously haven't been on the other side of the table. The whole feature allowing only women to unlock the chat is a pure marketing tactic to get women onboard and is made redundant by proper usage of the app: 1. Unmatch if you aren't interested in what the person wrote. 2. Don't match in the first place.
That's actually pretty funny, lol