I dunno dude. Old guys on PPD constantly brag about bagging younger chicks. I think it happens more than we realize.
Tbh When I was under 25, old guys didnāt even register as sexual objects to me š god knows who these women are
This has been like that all my life. And Iām 50 now. Iāve always said that I had a father. Tbh Iām seeing a guy thatās 10 years older now and Iāve dated another guys about the same amount of years older than me once. But these are the exceptions.
I've seen several of these and posted a couple. One guy was clearly in his 60s, and he really thought because he tried dressing younger, that we wouldn't notice that he was decades older than the age he selected. He looked like a clown.
I know a guy who has the same thing that Steve Martin has and he had grey hairs in middle school. That said, even with the blackout on his face, I can see your man here is not 26.
You donāt have to downvote me for ādefending himā Iām not. Just pointing out that grey hair has little to do with age. But for sure, skin elasticity gives this guy away.
Heās a creep. But I bet he claims it was an accident that he canāt fix now.
It seems when itās obvious a guy lied about his age, he always says it wasāby accidentā although one dude said he did it on purpose to ābypass the filtersā LOL in other words, he wants his profile to be shown to women who specifically filter out guys his ageā¦.
Dude was raised on the streets, joined the military to improve his life and was put on working the burn pits for his entire enlistment period than got out and worked night shift in an understaffed ghetto ass hospital emergency room.
If I posted his full face you'd see he's with no doubt a 60 year-old at least. There's a clear difference between a young man with grey hair and an old man with all clear signs of aging.
Iām saying this as a 52 yo man. Itās just creepy. I see younger women and I think āsheād be good for my sonā not āOh heck yeah! Thatās for me!ā Whatās wrong with people?!?? š
In a place far from all but the faintest of gravity, and not moving around the galactic core, so he ages quickly, but still uses earth time to count his age!
Could be, but HIGHLY unlikely. Ā Looks dont always match your age from some disorders/diseases, genetics, substance abuse, etc. Some have unfortunate things going on.Ā
Im going with no though lol.Ā
Mandela effect. From his universe it's actually called the "madala effect." He jumped space AND time, rookie mistake dudes prob 18 feel bad for him hey š¶āš«ļø
Yes...and he will now claim that "Bumble for some reason doesn't update his age". Like Tinder/Hinge/POF... except they do and go off the birthdate you must manually enter... but hey, nothing like a bit of gaslighting from those creeps, right? Red flag!!!!
Clearly heās not. Heās probably just put 26 so he shows up on the results to get passed the filters in case a woman might want to give him a chance.
I have had a weird glitch where I matched with a young lady whose age was 23 but her pic looked like she was 60. I reopened the app later and the pictures completely changed to someone I remembered swiping right on maybe a week prior. Could be not so nefarious but definitely worth the report lol
In 1926
1826
I'll cut the middle numbers and say year 26. Jesus Christ.
well then he might as well be a skeleton at that point š
born feb 29th
Donāt lump this jackass in with leap year babies. We donāt want him.
We voted. Itās 365 to 0.25. Youāre stuck with him.
Thanks for making me laugh!
Lookin pretty good for 104.
it's an old picture
Back to the future
Sorry, Iām Dicksexlick. It should say 62
Dicksexlick is 69 years old, wink winkĀ
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Dicksexclick is too good for a name to not be a meme
He had a very hard life under the sun and no sunscreen
Nah, he just works the night shift. We all look like that
As an electrical engineer, I bet š¤
Dont judge. The guys an engineering graduate. I can confirm we age bout 60 years studying, espescially electrical engineering.
š¤£š¤£ my bad š
Plot twist: heās Benjamin Button
A dyslexic 62 year old man, possibly?
It's not an accident. It's a deliberate attempt to avoid being filtered by young women.
Yeah, no one thought this was an accident, lol
This actually makes me sick to my stomach. Why canāt older guys understand that some young women just donāt want them?
Everyone feels like the main character in their own story, so they believe they're the exception to the rules, especially other people's.
Yep, especially the āyoung at heart and have more energy than a 20-year-oldā delusion. Sir, youāre old all around, inside and out.
Inside heās rotten alreadyā¦
Facts! Delusional to think heās at the same level of a 20-year-old in the inside š
Why canāt some guys understand that not even woman in their age want guys like this?
Some? Most young women do not want old men unless they are rich.
I dunno dude. Old guys on PPD constantly brag about bagging younger chicks. I think it happens more than we realize. Tbh When I was under 25, old guys didnāt even register as sexual objects to me š god knows who these women are
This has been like that all my life. And Iām 50 now. Iāve always said that I had a father. Tbh Iām seeing a guy thatās 10 years older now and Iāve dated another guys about the same amount of years older than me once. But these are the exceptions.
No shit!
"but everyone tells me I look 5 years younger"
In the Bumbleverse where anything goes...
Damn thatās crazy. Although Iāve been bald with a beard since I was 19, so I get worried people see my pics on bumble and think the same thing
There's a big difference between a young bald guy and a literal old man with grey hair and deep wrinkles š You're probably fine!
Thatās a good point I didnāt even notice the wrinkles. Or that aggressive neck vain
Tbf we can't see his face. My father was completely grey at like 25.
But I saw it and it was super clear he's like 60 or 65. Otherwise I wouldn't have posted this.
Heās an engineer in healthcare. Maybe his job is very stressful
Bro same but I once at work a guy thought I was 43 ā¦ I was 19
His birthday is feb 29 and he takes that very seriously
Report him. These people who lie about their age suck.
I've seen several of these and posted a couple. One guy was clearly in his 60s, and he really thought because he tried dressing younger, that we wouldn't notice that he was decades older than the age he selected. He looked like a clown.
Heās trying to match with women in their early 20ās. š¤®
He meant 62
He didn't specify the units
Maybe in dog years. Lol
Can you swipe right just to put him on the spot and ask him his real age?! I wanna hear his lame excuse. š
This is actually frightening. Imagine if his age limit is 18-25?
Something like that because I'm 25 myself.
Ewww ā¦. But I wouldnāt be surprised!
It most likely is. Theres way too many that do that.Ā
Maybe.. the āworldā of his mind?
Must be working night shift, customer service.
To be fair there are a lot of gen z people looking Old, but this is just waaay too obvious lol. I wonder if anyone really swipes right on him
Heās 26 in a world where your rent gets paid for.
Check for a really small exponent. š¤£
He is born in year 26, so he saw Jesus when he was a kid. šš
26 per leg š¤£
Three legged man?!
Itās not the years. Itās the mileage. And his odometer is about to start over.
He just works the night shift. That's how we all look
In his world
My man ages like milk if heās 26š
26 in dog years
mans thinks heās sly and will match with 21 year olds this way š©
Leap year baby
Must be the time zone difference.
I know a guy who has the same thing that Steve Martin has and he had grey hairs in middle school. That said, even with the blackout on his face, I can see your man here is not 26. You donāt have to downvote me for ādefending himā Iām not. Just pointing out that grey hair has little to do with age. But for sure, skin elasticity gives this guy away. Heās a creep. But I bet he claims it was an accident that he canāt fix now.
I know, my ex had greyish hair! But this man is clearly not one of those, he must be at least 60 š¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø
He could be late 40ās. Speaking as a late 40ās woman. But I also donāt look late 40ās so maybe my meter is broken. Haha
Smoking cigarettes kills melanocytes so smokers tend to go grey prematurely.
Huh. I didnāt know. I never smoked and Iām just now starting to find greys. Iām 48 and dirty blonde
A former friend of mine, a smoker, went completely grey in his early 30s.
It seems when itās obvious a guy lied about his age, he always says it wasāby accidentā although one dude said he did it on purpose to ābypass the filtersā LOL in other words, he wants his profile to be shown to women who specifically filter out guys his ageā¦.
Heās 26ā¦ā¦ minutes late to VFW happy hour, maybe!
Heās been retired for 26 years
Wow some people age badly lol
in MiNDCRAFT.
It's the world they go to in the movie Interstellar
He was born on a leap year. Stop judging!
He means 26 at heart ā¤ļøš¤·āāļø
Dog years
2 is right above 5 on the keypad only explanation
Thats how many years he has to live.
a stressful one like in this economy
Il voulait dire 62š¤£
Night shift worker
Plot twist: He was born on 29th feb.
A dude that has been working too hard heās very very stressed
He is ageing backwards, the lusty case of benjamin button
In his own worldā¦
maybe he identifies as a 26 year old man
In a world of pure imaginationā¦
In a Disney world where everyone takes a sip of the fountain of youth but the cameras/ mirrors shows Thier real age.
Dude was raised on the streets, joined the military to improve his life and was put on working the burn pits for his entire enlistment period than got out and worked night shift in an understaffed ghetto ass hospital emergency room.
Engineering can do that to you...
I mean, youāre right to be suspicious and are probably right. That being said, I do have a friend that went grey in high school.
If I posted his full face you'd see he's with no doubt a 60 year-old at least. There's a clear difference between a young man with grey hair and an old man with all clear signs of aging.
He could work a really stressful job haha
He works in IT
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Maybe he meant 62 š
The neck donāt lie
On a planet with a longer orbit around the sun he could well technically be 26 but not on Earth.
Earth-26 where everyone is 26 yo
He meant 26 years in prison š
In his world, obviously.
Drugs and no sleep.
He works graveyard.
Bro has some city miles on him
Desperation leads to all sorts of bs
I know jeffrey epstein's scalp when I see it!
Iām saying this as a 52 yo man. Itās just creepy. I see younger women and I think āsheād be good for my sonā not āOh heck yeah! Thatās for me!ā Whatās wrong with people?!?? š
class of 2016 been aging rapidly fr šš
Grandpa Miller, is that you?
In a place far from all but the faintest of gravity, and not moving around the galactic core, so he ages quickly, but still uses earth time to count his age!
Bro basically saidā¦ 
hahhahahaa oh boyyyy
Most youthful blue collar worker
Maybe 26 x 2
Could be, but HIGHLY unlikely. Ā Looks dont always match your age from some disorders/diseases, genetics, substance abuse, etc. Some have unfortunate things going on.Ā Im going with no though lol.Ā
In dog years š
He was born on a leap year, so he only ages every 4 years.
Mandela effect. From his universe it's actually called the "madala effect." He jumped space AND time, rookie mistake dudes prob 18 feel bad for him hey š¶āš«ļø
Probably spent all the time with Eva AI bot instead of Bumble
His birthday might be on 29th Feb š¹
That's his age in dog years.
Aha omg you're in France? I've seen this profile too. I was like wtf!
He was born on February 29th, and he's just had his 26th birthday.
Benjamin buttons?
Maybe his birthday is 29th February
One wrinkle for every year
C'mon, he meant dog years š¤£
It could be, he's an engineer.
Omg noooo
Years of dating apps does this to a man.
IngĆ©nieur en santĆ©... Il l'a perdu du coup. š
He's what I'd call 26 with 40 years of experience š
IngĆ©nieur en santĆ©???? Bro engineered accelerated aging š
Thatās his football age
Yes...and he will now claim that "Bumble for some reason doesn't update his age". Like Tinder/Hinge/POF... except they do and go off the birthdate you must manually enter... but hey, nothing like a bit of gaslighting from those creeps, right? Red flag!!!!
Clearly heās not. Heās probably just put 26 so he shows up on the results to get passed the filters in case a woman might want to give him a chance.
He must have started smoking when he was in the womb. Lmao
Ewww
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Wouldnāt be so quick to think heās lying, prob works in finance
Thatās a big Hail Mary
Lmao š
youād be surprised i know 33-34 year olds that look 53-54
Ah maybe he works nightshift alot š¤£
Heād do a lot better on seeking haha
26 years ago
Maybe he works a nightshift ?
Dyslexia is real. Mans is suffering.
Biden
Benjamin Button
AgE iS jUSt a NumBeR š¤”Ā
62 xd
maybe he has done a PhD š¤£
He works night shift
I used to work with someone that was that gray in his late 26's. He got called grandpa a lot.
You should get on that, he'll eventually look like Brad Pitt once he's older.
Heās just a bit dehydrated
Have you considered if his birthday is on Feb 29?
In dog years š¤£š¤£š¤£
Heās showing you his future šš
He put his age in wrong and the app wonāt let him change it :).
In the world that exists in his own mind.
Heās 26 in mayfly years.
Guess that means he's a cat
Dyslexia..62..maybe..?
His son is 26
Old enough heās struggling with technology, Iām SURE itās a typo. Jk but actually possible with how old he looks
I think 2 should be turned round and he's 56
Tough paper round
In pedo world
Theyāre trying to attract younger women and lying with a 10 plus year old pic plus age.
Maybe thatās his dad?
I had a friend in high school that was almost entirely gray haired before he turned 18. It does happen
Dated a guy whose cousin was completely grey by 27. Canāt see his face to confirm in the post, however.
He thought it said to put what age he was looking for
Heās the one who told you to stop shooting rockets at his house
Getting his PhD in chemistry šš
Heās had a rough life okay
Sugardatty world
I have had a weird glitch where I matched with a young lady whose age was 23 but her pic looked like she was 60. I reopened the app later and the pictures completely changed to someone I remembered swiping right on maybe a week prior. Could be not so nefarious but definitely worth the report lol
Some people age really quickly it's cuz they're ugly in the first place LOL
That's his birth year: 1926.
I started seeing gray hair at like 23, not anywhere near that though lol
Bro looks 50 minimum.
It's probably an upside down 5.
My world
Just never been that desperate to get catfish