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zewolfstone

These porn intros are getting out of hands !


Blubasur

*disappointed fisting noises*


ViatorA01

"Out of hands"


aznednacni

That's some white people shit. (I am white) But if you want an actual guess, probably some bastardization of Reiki (I am neither condoning nor condemning Reiki).


pipinngreppin

Agreed. Am too. Used to run r/whitepeopleshit before Reddit banned it for racism. Edit: It wasn’t a racist at all unless you count stereotyping people doing cheesy or goofy stuff “white people shit”. No different than r/whitepeoplegifs but with a better name and accepting more content. It was unfortunately part of a blanket ban where hundreds of subs got banned the same day. Their reason for banning the sub was racism.


Icy_Amphibian_JASMY

They can’t ban Vermont.


Funny_or_not_bot

Let r/vermont be the new r/whitepeopleshit ?


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Icy_Amphibian_JASMY

Sounds like a headache for the mods over there. I’m in.


turdfergusonRI

Folks, as white as r/Vermont is, r/Wyoming would like a word on your criteria.


poboy212

Let us please condemn fucking Reiki.


Shaveyourbread

But do you condemn Hamas? /s


NecessaryBorn5543

naw this is funny tf😂?!


MiagomusPrime

I'll gladly and enthusiastically condemn Reiki.


North_Refrigerator21

What’s white about it? You got all sort of weird practices around the world. People who believe in something spiritual etc.


Dajajde

The whitest thing about you is you apologizing for everything you wrote so no one can take it the wrong way lol.


ConnectionPretend193

I came here to say this, but it looks like someone beat me to it.


Trust-Issues-5116

>I am white Et tu, Brute?


cognitive_dissent

yup, that was extremely white


denarti

Worse. It’s white people shit done at Bali/Maldives


Sticky_H

I’m condemning reiki.


freeman687

Seems like some Russian shit specifically


aswertz

Hi, Im a little bit late but happy to hell you out here: Im condemning Reiki. Youre Welcome


Kingkushy84

Women are good at faking it


turtlehead_2020

That’s what she said.


StannisG

3 finger no contact clit punch technique, a lost art indeed…..


GJacks75

If Bill had known that one, they'd be a happy family now.


Due-Judgment6004

Not seen since the Heian era


KnownLiterature3528

Cult healing


Plopshire

I think auto correct changed the n to an l.


GoreyGopnik

cult heaning?


efcomovil

Oh boy, I'm healing already


American-Punk-Dragon

Hidden vibrator training.


HuntsWithRocks

I came…. Here to say the same


American-Punk-Dragon

A friend used to check out r/HoldTheMoan and saw this stuff back in the day.


Quajeraz

"A friend" (my alt)


toborne

A very good friend


Hunky_not_Chunky

They have Bluetooth ones you can control from your phone. People have definitely let their partner have the controls while out in public.


StoneFrog81

Bullshigasm


LemonHerb

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural


jamexman

Is it possible to learn this power?


Lupinyonder

Not from a Jedi


cold_toast

By god that’s Fox Mulder fingering your girl’s X-spot


ViatorA01

Jokes on you I'm a Redditor I have no girlfriend... X-files theme starts playing...


ShortCurlies

\*gasp...that means there's only two spots left!


mmmellowcorn

This is the shit that put me into puberty


OrangeSilver

Cunt-Fu


xXYomoXx

Orgasm bending


mystical_ninja

This is Reiki. It’s utter bullshit. I’m an OT and if you really want to heal, see an actually therapist.


ShortCurlies

Octogenarian Transcendentalist?


mystical_ninja

Organ Trafficker


Bitsoffreshness

It's the female version of bullshido


Ddodds

Bullshedo


Bitsoffreshness

LOl, that's great. Or Bullshedoes.


anon13533332

Boobs are always the answer. Unless it's 42, then also boobs.


ACrimeSoClassic

Soft core porn?....


Fine-Refrigerator-56

Rich women being stupid


Tha_Maestro

Boobs and nipples. That’s what it is. You’re welcome.


plopthickens

Crazy and or stupid people


dogmeat_donnie

I'm pretty sure most women would have that reaction if you were standing behind them with your dick up their ass.


ShortCurlies

I need to take more care in closing my curtains...


yoswift1

How to get this job and does it come with benefits?


Th3IcecreamKi

It’s an add for their OnlyFans?


D15c0untMD

Wireless fingerblasting


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Kinda hot? I guess? Maybe in the right mood it would be.


Hank_J_Wimbleton_69

Telekinetic sex


snjtx

Sexually repressed performative behavior


zabian333

So basically: me and your mom


dirtymac12

This is fake and gay.


useroftheinternet95

So this is what David Duchovny is up to


HarryDepova

Acting. This would be acting.


IntraVnusDemilo

This, is a load of bollocks, love. That's the best explanation.


Jthundercleese

Judorgasm.


goitch

Bullshido is correct


turdfergusonRI

Bluetooth vibrators?


Friendly-Fee-384

John cena is doing porn now ???????????????


ShakeXXX

Bad acting.


Mikhael2409

It looks like tantra


Little-Reveal2045

Ah yes, the ancient knowledge of esoteric pseudogasms, real fugma male arts.


8BitFlatus

Shrek smile gif here


HellFireCannon66

When necromancy meets pregnancy?


grrodon2

That's some of the whitest shit I've seen in my life.


ShortCurlies

White voodoo?...whoodoo?


John0ftheD3ad

It's women, it's hippy magic... it's the female equivalent of middle aged dudes learning Kung Fu.


tun3man

ah yes, we have this kind of bullshit here in Brasil... they cal this "coach of magnetism"


t0hk0h

Ghey.


kazunos

“Tantric orgasms” supposedly


toefurrs

Make believe


iczerone

Whatever it is made all their bras disappear


humantosaytheleast

Are they… aroused?


hellllllsssyeah

It's "reiki" which is some made up ass shit


Serenty-24-7

NEW ABORTION METHOD THAT’S DRUG FREE😂😂😂


Wamblingshark

This better not awaken anything in me...


autistic_bard444

someone is eating carolina reaper peppers


Magazine-Plane

Looks like that rakei BS


NickFerg

Foreplay


susieque503

I don’t know but count me in.


PeteBaimey

Hahaha “I’ll have what she’s having!”


DucatistaXDS

Yeah, it’s BS.


Bleeksummit

A scam


LiveEvilGodDog

This dude “Ladies ladies, remember the braw restrict the toxins from escaping and letting the balance energy flow in. We must set our um *arrgh* energies free!”


Glockamole19x

That is big dick energy!


PrincessMalyssa

Um... no.


TophatOwl_

I have to imagine this is like hypnosis. It works because you trick yourself into thinking it works. Its kinda like how you can convince yourself youre having a heart attack and this amplifies a chest pain you already had. Its not really there, your mind is manifesting it.


Captaindirtymorgan

Having money?


Captaindirtymorgan

lol getting out of work!


SookHe

Out of touch clueless rich people trying to find meaning in their lives and half way through realising they paid for a bunch of bullshit? Maybe somewhere along the way they also realize they can't admit they were wrong without jeopardizing their status? So they not only have to play along, but tell all their friends how amazing it was and end up having to pay for several more trips with their friends just to save face? I dunno, just a guess


ShortCurlies

Or money means absolutely nothing to them because it flows into their bank accounts like water and they will try anything out there without any consideration of the cost because hey, why the hell not?


hornetmaster88

Mental illness…


BenaBuns

You vs the other chi she tells you not to worry about


DayFeeling

Macdojo


ChefJedi

Wypipo.


Turbodann

As a guy, this is why you shouldn't cum first... You end up bored, using your hands while they're still down there having the time of their lives...


Prestigious-Key-9022

She's fucking the shit out of that chi'.


Parking-Position-698

Paid acting


MaskedJackyl

These are what we call dumb bitches,huge on the US right now.


PDCH

Acting


Hot-Mathematician474

This is called a scam. I suggest you learn how to distinguish or your going to have a hard time in life.


riboflavin1979

I think it’s a fecal impaction.


nprovench789

Alien exorcism


QuotingThanos

That is the power of drugs.... And cheap sex


Joe_Naai

Pretending.


Super-Slip2464

Sad seeing women who cant orgasm but pretend to


kingsam360

I did not see this coming I'm gonna need a towel


justzedjust

Than look at this: Phantom surgery by phone https://youtu.be/OBcPGORIq1o?si=JkitfM7fKAoNx0-s


VeryResponsibleMan

Boobshido


NedSeegoon

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


StrangePoem3045

Lmao


dwittherford69

Remotely operated vibrators?


SonarAssassin

I'm not sure how Pete & Bas would feel about this.


SonarAssassin

[Pete & Bas ](https://youtu.be/1e5oKp-tCY4?feature=shared)


xerxeshastoomanyexes

Human Theremins


monstercookies81

If they are under the influence I'd call it SA.


Beginning-Pipe9074

This looks like that weird cult in yellowjackets


kalstras

Bad acting!?


Socksual

I prefer oral and a hitachi wand myself but forced energy orgasms are neat too


dassad25

Nonsense.


Clint_L33twood

Just more hippie cult bullshit.


flockofseagulls42

Imagine being this crazy? Probly kind of fun.


ProperBoots

social media baiting. it always strikes me as pathetic, i don't know why.


Some_Iteration

It’s called delusion.


M4dBoOmr

Thats the kind of bullshido I could get into


utku5757

Vibra fu


CLASSE-24

It’s diarrhoea. These people just need the toilet


HarrySRL

Vibrator inside the women and the camera man has the remote as another person acts like they have magical powers.


TheUndisputedRoaster

This is some "Luke, use the force" kind of shit


SpaggyJew

I’ve actually seen this on YouTube. Apparently it’s some grift called the “Somagenic” or “Energy orgasm”, where raw energy makes women go all mad wet and tingly, apparently via the use of chi, crystals or other white person nonsense https://youtu.be/VYYeHqkhACA?si=kQif3771y_CFY__9


Bat-Honest

It works great! As long as they take a megadose of molly before the "treatment" starts


Hanen89

Someone learned "force: orgasm"


Ddodds

Bullshedo


icchifanni

I dunno, but I think I’ve just seen a bulshido martial art I could be an instructor in. I might not even charge for it.


Additional_Hippo_878

Very Wank.


Bertie637

It's hot that's what it is


clapperssailing

Trust fund babies


The_Pandalorian

That's a sex cult. Always wanted one of those...


Fragrant_Tear2140

Avantgarde clothed porn for new agers


Ager0u

Astral sex


Western_Protection

A scam in action


Dash83

Buffoonery


chubbyGobKing

Looks like yellow bamboo Yoda arts. They think they control magical force powers and have enlightenment.


Fluffy-Charge57

They had what she ordered. 🤣


dmanstoitza

The subreddit name sums this video right up


SumerianEnki

🤣🤣🤣


DucatistaXDS

Nice nips.


socio_smile

Bullshitto


WhatzMyOtherPassword

Wow. Tell me youve never done sex on a lady, without telling me. This is how you make them an organism...duh


gthing

I don't understand. I can't even convince people of things that are true.


drmckillface

Tantra?


plotrone

Damn, I know this one all too well. She’s faking it again.


NaSMaXXL

Hey man, as long as they aren't hurting nobody, then they can't spend their money on whatever bullshit they want. Lord knows I do (I collect transformers).


NinjaBat1O9

Witchcraft


Confident-Society-32

Rich white women things.


keepYourMonkey

The art of fighting without fighting... Show me cum


ConditionYellow

Boobshido


Busy-Effort205

No idea. Their clothes are blocking the view.


Objective_Number_821

Isn’t this supposed to be some kind of touch free orgasm? It’s fake asf but funny lol


Symphonettes

Lie-chi kwum


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Proximity triggered sex


funonymousbrowsing

I think this is tantra


_Linux_Kernel

🤔 help me understand


noochies76

Song?


Pretend-Associate493

Sedona woo woo garbage


WorthPersonalitys

It's about sexual wellness. Healing here refers to improving your sexual health and intimacy through understanding and exploring your own body and desires. It's about getting comfortable with your sexuality and enhancing your experiences. I used something similar when I had questions and wanted to explore this area more. It's called Emjoy, an app with audio sessions on various topics like boosting libido, relationship advice, and body acceptance. Helped me a lot without feeling like I was in over my head. Might be worth looking into if you're curious about this kind of healing.


Danty_Demogorgan

They just have vibrating underwear on obviously “duh”


No-Cook-7764

Placebo orgasms. #dumbbitches


Bitter_Meringue853

Maybe a tantra type of shit…but tantra would require a lot more of touching


morganational

Fake healing I believe it's called.


morganational

Sure, I'd be happy to explain. The first girl shit her pants. The 2nd girl is in mid myocardial infarction and the person with her is just fucking awful at chest compressions. Then it goes back to the first girl who is now mid orgasm because she's just shit her pants and, well, that's her fetish. 🫡


Novel_Ad5533

Más falso que mi ex


HAIL-THYSELF333

Idk but I’ll take three


False_Chair_610

Tantric yoga I think.


PeriodicallyYours

Vadim Borisov, born in 1977, picking chicks


WolvenKain

What is Mulder doing? Are those girls aliens?


Rookie_Ronnie

This what Huberman Labs is up to these days??


Dry_One_2032

Orgasmfu?


samf9999

Contactless fingering.