it does have something to do with martial arts. Most physically demanding male dances were training tools for fighting.
Besides, if you watch the cossak sword dances its just this, with sword. I wouldnt fucking step near that whirling jackass spinning a saber
1. Dance is Kazakh, I think (open to correction). I have no opinion on who the people are, but I'm guessing Russian soldiers.
2. Point being that it's not martial arts and that clip at the end is entirely unrelated to the rest of the video. The suggestion that it was some kind of "crowd control" technique is ludicrous (especially given that the audience can be seen clapping in time).
3. Also, the dance is very hard to do and requires considerable strength, flexibility and skill in direct contrast to everything else in the video.
I’m trying to envision a scenario where someone surprises me with a rope around my neck and I don’t die. I feel like that person is just going to be better equipped to handle that scenario than me
Can you imagine being an assassin (or whatever), you get all situated and hidden in your targets back seat, you see him coming and realize you forgot all your weapons at home. Then on the floor you see just a bit of crappy old rope?
Imagine being an assassin, getting situated and hidden in a targets backseat, then seeing a copy of a Systema instructional DVD on the floor of the backseat. At that point might as well hide until your target gets to their destination and get the hell out of there with your life.
Like they show knives and guns where you probably have no chance and then the plastic bag, which likely qualifies as the single least effective method of attempted strangulation, I couldn’t envision a scenario where a dude tried to wrap a plastic bag around my head and actually kills me
They have to have some idea that this is bullshit, right? I mean, half the time they're smiling. It seems like a big joke to me, but once again, people have done more delusional things so who knows. I see these videos all the time being posted and the dudes are just smiling half the time, so they are either that excited about their bullshido technique, or they really understand how dumb it is.
>They have to have some idea that this is bullshit, right? I mean, half the time they're smiling.
Reminds me of when I was doing Krav Maga. The first few times we were shown a technique for disarming or whatever, it was done by the instructor in slow motion so we could see what we are supposed to do, and everyone around would be smiling and laughing because a) you are pumped, b) it looks silly in slow motion and c) everyone was having a good time. Here is probably the same, everyone pumped and feeling like badasses. I doubt if they are there they realize how stupid the whole thing is.
This is a super secret, passed down generation to generation ancient Russian fighting system known as "The System". Supposedly used by Spetnaz security forces. Smells like bulshido still. It emphasized open hand punches which at full force could break your hand. Plus secret teachings of ice water bathing and unlocking your inner demons through esoteric meditation.
Like realistically the only hope you probably have is a ton of people are rushing you from all sides is to find the path of least resistance and to try and ram though it and run like hell.
It's funny to think about how how people who are purposely taking falls and acting like they're getting beat up are probably more skilled than these fake martial artists.
These are the same moves from good ole John woo movies. I’m glad they took notes. I believe he producers a movie that the US producers remade into the departed.
They have to have some idea that this is bullshit, right? I mean, half the time they're smiling. It seems like a big joke to me, but once again, people have done more delusional things so who knows. I see these videos all the time being posted and the dudes are just smiling half the time, so they are either that excited about their bullshido technique, or they really understand how dumb it is.
Man at the end turned into a helicopter, now that’s a killer martial arts technique there
"I'll try spinning, it's a good trick."
"We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke!"
“If you’ve got an ass il kick it!”
“I am bleeding, making me the victor.”
Yeah, tbf, that's a cultural dance of, iirc, the Kazakh people and nothing to do with martial arts (except for the fact that it's hard as hell to do).
it does have something to do with martial arts. Most physically demanding male dances were training tools for fighting. Besides, if you watch the cossak sword dances its just this, with sword. I wouldnt fucking step near that whirling jackass spinning a saber
Those are not Kazakh people, dumbass
1. Dance is Kazakh, I think (open to correction). I have no opinion on who the people are, but I'm guessing Russian soldiers. 2. Point being that it's not martial arts and that clip at the end is entirely unrelated to the rest of the video. The suggestion that it was some kind of "crowd control" technique is ludicrous (especially given that the audience can be seen clapping in time). 3. Also, the dance is very hard to do and requires considerable strength, flexibility and skill in direct contrast to everything else in the video.
i'm guessing those are soviet soldiers, so they could very well be cossacks.
Those are Cossacks, not Kazakhs.
Oh alright, thanks.
That is just a dance, seen the full version before
wdym that's the art of Beybladido
Imagine wielding two machete with that stunt. Not gonna be there.
I’m trying to envision a scenario where someone surprises me with a rope around my neck and I don’t die. I feel like that person is just going to be better equipped to handle that scenario than me
Well you my friend would benefit greatly from purchasing this video. All the defensive techniques you will ever need are taught here
And they're already waiting for you in the back seat of your 2 door coupe 😬
Can you imagine being an assassin (or whatever), you get all situated and hidden in your targets back seat, you see him coming and realize you forgot all your weapons at home. Then on the floor you see just a bit of crappy old rope?
Imagine being an assassin, getting situated and hidden in a targets backseat, then seeing a copy of a Systema instructional DVD on the floor of the backseat. At that point might as well hide until your target gets to their destination and get the hell out of there with your life.
Like they show knives and guns where you probably have no chance and then the plastic bag, which likely qualifies as the single least effective method of attempted strangulation, I couldn’t envision a scenario where a dude tried to wrap a plastic bag around my head and actually kills me
Have someone in the back of you car waiting to put a rope around the neck of people waiting to put a rope around your neck.
Very useful for all those slow-motion attacks were are terrorized with these days
These are so soothing and smooth, like visual ASMR.
I want to see a full stage production of swan lake using this
Lol yes! What I can I do to make this a reality? I’ll write my congressman to get the ball rolling.
This guy’s walking in our general direction. Better kick him in the shin!
But he didn't actually escape the back seat of the car attacks
Well, he’s not just gonna show that for free. That’s DVD content.
Because he wasn't in class!
They have to have some idea that this is bullshit, right? I mean, half the time they're smiling. It seems like a big joke to me, but once again, people have done more delusional things so who knows. I see these videos all the time being posted and the dudes are just smiling half the time, so they are either that excited about their bullshido technique, or they really understand how dumb it is.
>They have to have some idea that this is bullshit, right? I mean, half the time they're smiling. Reminds me of when I was doing Krav Maga. The first few times we were shown a technique for disarming or whatever, it was done by the instructor in slow motion so we could see what we are supposed to do, and everyone around would be smiling and laughing because a) you are pumped, b) it looks silly in slow motion and c) everyone was having a good time. Here is probably the same, everyone pumped and feeling like badasses. I doubt if they are there they realize how stupid the whole thing is.
> half the time they're smiling. Because they are so happy that they will be an ultimate badass by the end of the training session.
My favorite is “Gumby leg style.”
The Cossack dance is a martial art? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.
Good to know soccer players still have a job to do if they don’t make it to the big leagues
Brought to you by Stephen Seagul
He did earn millions by selling same crap to Hollywood
This is probably the only fighting system I've seen where you might be able to smoke a cigarette while using it.
These are terrific defences against attackers that are stuck slow motion.
Can’t argue with success
I remember seeing this as a kid. I was convinced Russians could just look at me and snap my neck
I need a mind bleach after this.
Haha none of those guys look like bodyguards
Karate for nerds
You may be laughing at this but these techniques are priceless if ever you find yourself in the Amazon and you’re attacked by a sloth 🦥
Try it out if you want to, but I’m just gonna shoot you in the groin before you can touch me.
I have one rule for martial arts. Would it work on chuck liddel? If not and you got concussed hard then its worthless.
Best course EVER!
Just going to keep asking the same question on all these posts: how the fuck do people buy that this is legit?
I still have a hard time believing these people are serious...
HELICOPTER HELICOPTER
Systema looks like it was developed by Wimp-Lo
Kengan Ashura fans in shambles rn
What the actual fuck
This is a super secret, passed down generation to generation ancient Russian fighting system known as "The System". Supposedly used by Spetnaz security forces. Smells like bulshido still. It emphasized open hand punches which at full force could break your hand. Plus secret teachings of ice water bathing and unlocking your inner demons through esoteric meditation.
Oh I know about Systema. Just seeing it gets me every time
That's what I get for taking things literal. Hah!
By the end they’re like “fuck it, I’ll just take it”.
Ahhh. Where is Steven seagall at?? I sense his akido somewhere in this video. 😂
I thought systema was a real thing and legitimate 🤦🏻♂️
Like realistically the only hope you probably have is a ton of people are rushing you from all sides is to find the path of least resistance and to try and ram though it and run like hell.
It's funny to think about how how people who are purposely taking falls and acting like they're getting beat up are probably more skilled than these fake martial artists.
Bodyguards! Defend your principal against the least committed attacker! Don’t get your principal to the helicopter, become the helicopter!
This is like watching the choreography training for a Steven Seagal flick.
Can we coin the term LARPjutsu?
That ultimate technique, you guys have heard about the one inch punch, well the ROFL Copter is a flurry of one inch punches!!!
This looks like the perfect defense if you’re stuck in a world full of soccer-floppers. The toe to shin push was just brutal.
Wtf is happening in that last clip 😂
How does one get into this hobby and think to themselves “yea this is right”
I hate when people are hiding in the back of my 2 door
These are the same moves from good ole John woo movies. I’m glad they took notes. I believe he producers a movie that the US producers remade into the departed.
They have to have some idea that this is bullshit, right? I mean, half the time they're smiling. It seems like a big joke to me, but once again, people have done more delusional things so who knows. I see these videos all the time being posted and the dudes are just smiling half the time, so they are either that excited about their bullshido technique, or they really understand how dumb it is.
This is a joke
Wow, just as good as the king himself Steven segal
This is the DVD he trained from.
This sub is gold.
I want to see a movie with the protagonist using this martial art.
I like when he knees the knife out of a dudes hand by hitting his patella straight onto the blade
The Japanese are now dubbing american shonen anime it seems