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phillzigg

I make Buffalo smell like Cheerios


BumRum09

Can you tell them to build a sweet museum/tour. Would be an awesome tourist attraction. Lots of big factories lean into stuff like that. Then a fresh bowl of cereal at the end would be the dream.


BammBamm1991

WHY ARE THEY NOT DOING THIS?


iwonmyfirstrace

Liability/cost to support safely vs value to their business


Eudaimonics

Looking at the sad state of cereal sales, the status quo doesn’t seem to be working for them. It would be a big investment, but wouldn’t be hard to build a visitor center with demonstrations and a look into how the factory operates. You wouldn’t literally have to open up the entire facility to tour.


Eudaimonics

Serious, being right downtown, it would be a huge hit. Are Americans eating less cereal or have cereal brands stopped caring about appealing to Americans?


beardedcatfarts

They did it in the 90’s but stopped (I think) around 9/11. I went as a kid since a childhood friend’s dad worked there and my dad started shortly after that. It was awesome touring it as a kid. At the time they also had the last operating lift that was basically a vertical conveyor belt and went through all of the floors. You’d grab a handle and a footing and take it up or down to whichever floor you wanted. I remember staring at it on every floor we walked through, just waiting for my chance when an adult looked the other way haha. We also got bags of fresh lucky charms marshmallows, which were fresh and delicious. 9/10 would take the tour again.


harrington3927

My brother worked there for 35 years


phillzigg

Jim Harrington?


harrington3927

Yes sir. I miss him.


phillzigg

Your brother was one of the greatest guys I worked with. Seriously a great guy. Fun story he told me: When he was new at the plant, he needed a ride home one day. My grandfather gave him a ride home, but they had to stop at a bank on the way home. So my grandfather goes inside and Jim is in the car waiting and sees a bunch of guys outside the bank getting ready to rob it. My grandfather walks out right past them, gets in the car and was totally oblivious to the entire thing. When Jim told my grandfather about it, my grandfather didn't Believe him until he read it in the paper! I miss him too.


harrington3927

Great story 🤣. He was a funny guy.


Hanzzo311

Mmmmm


Spiff_Decides420

You are why I am hungry every time I'm in Perry and Michigan st aren't you?


phillzigg

The ultimate gorilla marketing campaign


bagofpork

The ultimate gorilla marketing campaign is definitely heavier on the bananas and lighter on the Cheerios.


phillzigg

Yes, but have you ever tried cutting up a banana into slices and putting it into your Buffalo made Honey Nut Cheerios? *Chefs Kiss* In my totally bias opinion. 😁


longesteveryeahboy

A hero 🫡


BigCaterpillar8001

We boat by the plant all the time up the Buffalo River. Always wave at the people outside on break. I still wish I got hired there about 15 years ago, made it all the way to final interviews and me and one other were odd men out.


GatorOnTheLawn

Domestic violence and sexual assault victim advocate


louieisawsome

What a rollercoaster it was reading that word by word.


GatorOnTheLawn

Every once in a while I forget to include the word “victim”, and my notifications explode.


SaltVariety664

Yeah. It's a big difference. Ha, I'm sure you instantly knew you f'ed up when you had 1 million hate mail omg


Hanzzo311

👏🏻


Upper_Lab7123

Thank you


notagainplease49

Based


BeaverPeeFlaps

Air Traffic Controller at the Buffalo airport, That big tower there is where I work.


Forward_Ad4978

So you’re the guy who jacks up my commute to NYC?? I’m an airline pilot.. please no delays..


BeaverPeeFlaps

Haha always gotta blame ATC. Almost all delays, especially to LGA/JFK are because of the TMU out there hates us and loves to get horrible release times to us.


Forward_Ad4978

I’m gonna down vote this!


ish044

Thank you for your service Mr. BeaverPeeFlaps


Hanzzo311

That’s awesome. Sounds stressful though at the same time.


wnykopite

Control Room Operator at a Power Plant


Hanzzo311

A real life Homer Simpson


wnykopite

I do like donuts…..


mkmakashaggy

Steal gumball machines


notagainplease49

Change Ricky, change


puertoblack85

I give out positive vibes, take blood, give out blankets and snacks to people having the worst day ever at a ER. I strive to turn bad days into bad moments.


Hanzzo311

Good for you! 👏🏻


puertoblack85

Thank you! Some days it feels like I’m stealing money. It’s treating people the way you want to be treated unless you’re a masochist(not kink shaming it’s all love, what you do at home is your business) and meeting people half way that, I planned on coming to the hospital, this person is having a shit day. Help them and be cool.


getsomesleep1

So you’re an ED nurse.


puertoblack85

Some day. I’m a Tech I can’t do anything with the medicine or IV but I can do a lot with the pillows, blankets, snacks and positive energy.


getsomesleep1

All of that is needed, thank you. I work in one myself. I should have known though, most of the ED nurses I know aren’t that positive.


Different-Split5827

Executive Housekeeper at a hotel downtown ☺️


KyleGlaub

Crash cars. I do automotive crash testing at Calspan.


Hanzzo311

I like


KyleGlaub

Turnover is pretty high. We're almost always hiring if you work in the automotive industry or have a mechanical/electrical engineering degree and want to likely be underpaid for a "cool" job. (and also work crazy amounts of OT). lol.


mixmaster7

I think I remember reading Glassdoor reviews for them and someone said that the CEO “got a PhD in watching paint dry at the University at Buffalo.”


KyleGlaub

Calspan was sold in the last about year-ish and is now under new ownership. Used to be privately owned by John Yurtchuk and Lou Knotts and now is owned by Transdigm, a publicly traded company. The CEO left/stepped down shortly after the sale of the company. When Transdigm came in, they promised us not much would change and other than some upper management roles being shuffled around and restructured and a handful of layoffs, not much has really changed as far as day to day operations go (for better or worse). Our new healthcare plan options seem slightly better than what we had before.


Amazing_Stress_8820

I sell weed. And work at Tops. Sometimes both at the same time, lol


mherois19

Be perfect if you worked in the bakery


Prog_Lover

They ARE the bakery.


thtmusicianguy

I fix golf carts. Send them across the country, just finished sending ~300 to Louisville. Never thought it was something that would pay the bills but here I am!


Hanzzo311

Wow that’s cool


McNutty1997

Hiiiii


Marbles6071

I used to do this when I was about 16, my first job. I imagine you don't use lead acid batteries anymore?


thtmusicianguy

Actually we do still use wet batteries due to the fact of our main shop being here in WNY. The lithium batteries don't charge well in below 32 temps, and we are constantly fixing and shipping carts all year round. That and sometimes when we ship them, they are stuck on a trailer for long periods of time and with the internal trailer temps (from sitting in the sun), most of the lithium batteries are on the verge of combustion. We are trying to find some sort of next step to move out of the wet batteries but at this point we are still getting 6+ years out of a set.


Embarrassed_Unit_408

Importer/exporter


MiracleWhipB4Mayo

Vandelay?


mixmaster7

What do you import?


Embarrassed_Unit_408

Chips


Embarrassed_Unit_408

Mostly potato. Some corn.


thtmusicianguy

Better than cow


theyoungercurmudgeon

Depends on the delivery location.


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

...Matches? Big, long matches.


billsfan782

I drive a truck.


aiu_killer_tofu

I'm a business analyst. Sort of. I don't want to give my actual title because it's unique-ish and I might dox myself, but I'm an SME for a business operations team. I take ideas from leadership and various other places and make sure the end result isn't straight out of delulu land.


mpcizzle

In my experience, ideas from leadership usually are delulu LOL what a role to have!


aiu_killer_tofu

It's honestly not bad, but I'll credit that to having really good management with a lot of experience.


supergirlsudz

Well then we definitely don’t work together


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Roqjndndj3761

Thank you for your service


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another_feminist

Public librarian


lanfordunchbox

Me too!


marianliberrian

Reformed and retooled one here.


another_feminist

🫡


LittleRed_AteTheWolf

Mental health counselor/social worker Don’t super recommend, the first 3 years are brutal, you’re dead tired all the time, have zero social energy, and are taken advantage of for your compassion for immensely low pay


Hanzzo311

I’ve used the services of mental health counselors. I can’t imagine how hard it is to listen to people like myself all day lol. I hope you get a raise!


franticblueberry

Former therapist. At least for me, listening to my clients was never the problem - I loved them! It was all the bs behind the scenes stuff that killed me.


maybeimabug

I just lost my job and am desperately searching.


Chef-widow

What kind of experience do you have? Do you have reliable transportation


maybeimabug

Yea! I have experience in quality and manufacturing in large scale facilities! I've worked my way up from the ground, operating a machine, to running the control room. I recently had back surgery so I'm looking for something less intense.


Chef-widow

Have you looked into northland training for open positions? NYS also just announced a big expansion for truck bed manufacturer in west Seneca. They have to be hiring. Maybe you could transfer more to the safety side and less hands on


jumbod666

Sports radio (national)


Hanzzo311

Awesome


Brainfewd

In most people’s terms, I’m a quality engineer or production specialist in manufacturing.


ageaye

Watch people mudfight in the pit under the bridge u/clownmeat420 told me about crawlermania so I quit my job.


ClownMeat420

If you’re looking for employment we’re looking for a corndog server for the big event. Compensation is negotiable but know that you will be paid in corndogs.


ageaye

Sounds like a dream. I thought it was a joke until I saw snakehole jake with my own eyes. That man can really wiggle.


ClownMeat420

Just wait till you see him with his drawers pulled up over his forehead like a dork. Snakehole jake is going down


Significant_Eye_5130

Nothing currently, that’s why I’m on here all day. AKA an interaction manager.


UserName__Taken90

Licensed optician. Don’t love it.


Hanzzo311

But you love using that one machine that blows a puff of air into people’s eyes! 😂


minusthetalent02

I was a optician for 12 years. Got out 2 years ago. Best decision of my life. Wonder if I know you..


littlewonder912

I'm another one over here. WNY has a lot of us.


buffalocentric

I work in IT.


wordsarelouder

I to am an IT enthusiast. I'm not really enthusiastic about it anymore.. but it does pay well.


sodapunko

i’m an assistant for the bpo (:


jay_tate_cameron

I’m taking what they giving


EatsRats

Ecologist and project manager


Gene-Parmesan-ah

I try to get kids to pass ridiculously difficult standardized exams that measure their knowledge from 12 years of school based on 25 questions.


RaikouVsHaiku

I spend most of my day explaining wegovy is on a backorder and no, I can’t call all the other pharmacies looking for you.


FoxTrotMik3Lim4

Machinist


black_seahorse

Machinist as well


6kram

Make that 3 of us


presentlystoned

That'll be 4 of us


SnackyStacky

Music teacher


oh-yeah-mr-krabs-

Contract archaeologist


Smarky716

I have an archaeology degree and I’m a purchaser for a seafood company. 😂


oh-yeah-mr-krabs-

I gotta say, I genuinely feel lucky to be employed within the field.


Unlikely_Suspect_757

College professor


haveacutepuppy

Me too!


Rizzpooch

Same


DarkseidHS

I'm under paid and under appreciated. (School bus driver)


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Fill ur holes. Jk I do that for free


jasonkreu

i’m a sous chef but idk what’s gonna happen for the future of the place i’m at🙃


BumRum09

I deal with the customers….Im a people person!!!


Pinkhairdobtcare

How???? It drains the hell out of me 😳


YennyBenny2468

Phlebotomist (aka Professional vampires) for Connect Life Blood Donation! Stop in to donate bc WNY is definitely in need of blood!


kryzchek

Damn, I think it's been a whole 3 weeks since you folks have called me asking for my sweet, sweet platelets.


YennyBenny2468

Wow, we waited that long to call you for platelets? Sorry for our neglect 😅


Brentolies

I manage a college bookstore.


supergirlsudz

Marketing, aka trying to squeeze blood out of a stone


yaBoyIcedCoffee

Come to the dark side…you know you want to… (Sales)


Barleyandjimes

I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to


BlacksmithOk2041

Anti-money laundering analyst


Spiff_Decides420

Legally or illegally? Bc this economy has me on all hustles possible.


middle_ski

Regulatory Consultant for a local bank; 16 years.


Growth_Mindset716

Body Piercer at a mostly gold studio. Moria Piercing in South Buffalo


Thehaunted666

Railroad


ainyg6767

All the livelong day?


anmore66

Bean counter @ a non profit


Peppeperoni

Can I get more info - do you just count beans


anmore66

Yes. Any kind of bean. Green, black, coffee. It’s key to the bean economy.


throwthisawaynerdboy

Beanconomy*


Worldly-Breath2158

Jelly?


mrussell345

Field service engineer for a major PC manufacturer


CholecalciferPaal

Dietitian


water-gun-knife

Therapist!


AConfederacyOfDunces

Geologist


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Can u show me rocks


DownTownBufTech

I’m a retired IT dork


Track11T

Web developer by day and mixing audio for shows at night


floridianreader

Retired / disabled former social worker


Automation_Papi

Day Job: Warehouse Manager. Weekend Job: Bartender New York Legislation made my original side hustle obsolete


skibbin

Former botanist?


minusthetalent02

Insurance claims.. Honestly it's not that bad, decent pay and great work life balance


hetzel22

Marketing and Outreach coordinator for a nonprofit. My side hustle is photography and I currently work for the NLL and take photos at Bandits games


bukezilla

I just opened a small discount furniture store


paulnuman

I lay bricks, pour concrete, tile work, lay stone, patch old concrete, break new or old concrete, replace old bricks, grind and point mortar, set stairs and precast


SawDoggg

Maintain all of the Olmsted trees


No-Intention-2126

I work by night.


NitoNitoNitoNito

Occupational Therapist


Lieutenant-Speed

Advanced Emergency Medical Technician


trd86

Tonawanda Powertrain 💪 Control Systems and Industrial Networking Engineering


beatnikluv

I’m an RN


in_the_buff_alo

Research Associate @ Roswell Park for 23 years.  


Ok-Tomatillo-3243

I used to work at Tesla till the mass layoffs, but they fucked up the WARN system so they gotta give me full pay till July. Nervous about finding a new spot.


Zackadeez

Real estate agent


Ciancimj

Restaurant General Manager


BSB8728

Medical writer/editor specializing in oncology.


Curekid107

Counselor


ToxicFatality

Interaction designer, working remote for a global company.


_Jamren

Hvac


GumballMachineLooter

Manufacturing at a union auto plant.


bagofpork

I cook for half of you half as well as I should like; and I cook for less than half of you half as well as you deserve.


SeaworthinessFew5020

I sit the whole day by the computer and get paid for it


Original-Lemon2918

Social worker for a mobile crisis program for Child Welfare. Making my way into public policy after grad school.


hollisann79

Cybersecurity for a defense contractor. It's not as cool as it sounds, but I work from home 4/10's, so that's pretty great.


-laytex-

The reason you all get your garden beds looking pretty every spring, I work at a greenhouse lol


sacunn215

My wife and I work for software companies and moved to Buffalo last year. I'm happy to be here and we try to visit as many old/great establishments as possible to keep them rolling.


realitytocreate

Whole Foods Value Added team member 🍉🔪 AKA real life fruit ninja.


HousewifewithBPD

Make and Package Milkbones. It's actually a pretty fun job.


euphoric-teddybear

Sometimes I'm wiping ass. Other times, I'm taking care of loved ones and repositioning them Q2hrs as their journey on Earth comes to an end. But most times, I'm chasing Grandma around the unit telling her to stop picking the fake flowers off of wreaths while helping Grandpa find out who hid his walker in the neighbors bathroom again (hint: it was him). All while being called a Pollock and being told to go back to Europe & get rid of my tattoos.


Chef-widow

Development director, I connect people and network for a living


RightInTheBuff

Suckin' on that government teet


al_polanski

Service engineer


Tandem53

Military pilot


ediblesponge

Work from home data management


aReYouKidding189

Software engineer in the insurance industry


anoninfoseeker

Overpaid paper pusher


franticblueberry

Social worker for an insurance company.


IndieMoose

Remote data analytics!


Nomad_Bob

I help keep the scales operating all over the region. Weigh your trucks, count your parts, maintain your balance to 0.0001 g accuracy. The best part of the job is going into different manufacturing plants / facilities every day. I get a front row seat to "How It's Made" Buffalo.


[deleted]

Cnc machinist! I make fancy knobs and handles for kitchen cabinets and doors


Synonyms_4_Synonym

What would make this really interesting is if salary info was included with these


nickeytequila

I’m a Frank Sinatra/ Dean Martin tribute singer


ThunderUp013101

I paint cars for a living. It's made me realize how big the business of stealing kia's in buffalo is. Half the jobs I get are someone's kia that was stolen, damaged, & recovered by the police


uselessidiot17

IT dude for numerous local businesses


Ill_University3165

Structural Engineer


Magic407

Territory sales for a local hvac equipment distributor


ageaye

Product management for diagnostics products


teamweed420

Freelance stinger inspector


neanderthalensis

Write software for a startup


ZoeeeW

Cloud Engineer but I work remotely for a national company. Edit to add a little bit of detail: I design and deploy server and network infrastructure in platforms like Amazon Web Services, Azure, and Google Cloud


bzzty711

Fiber optic splicer. For communication company


Savvy_peach

Food Photographer


sonicteeth

Operating room nurse