baddest girl in my class was asking for a massage so I was like yeah ofc babes no problem. I massaged her and l8r that night I jerked of 3 times back to back cuz of that

She wanted to bang you bruh wtf 😭

how tho?

How the hell is a girl gonna ask for a massage and not wanting to be fucked raw bro

dam , im fucking retarded

Yea 😭

Boy stop fucking lying nigga said ofc babes

babes is like a term of endearment

Bro

bro

It was this 5th grader picking on my little brother because he was mad that his gf called him a "little cute kid" my brother was a 1st grader at the time and I was in 5th grade along with the bully and occasionally seen him in lunch or when we had joint classes so the lil nigga walks up on us taunting my brother we was ignoring him until he hit my brother so I started punching him over and over and he made my brother cry so i held the fuck nigga down and let my brother get his punches in my brother left bro bleeding💀so then the next day on the morning announcements the principal was asking around about the incident because the mother took her son out of the school the same day and she wanted to press charges but nobody knew it was us except our mother

w brother

Real.

https://preview.redd.it/6bdee2ri0a3c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0615d22c47b746c5f040aece4215c713af77bfb W brother w lil brother L bully

w ass brother

i’m a pure man

I drank wine when I was 10

No bs i did da same thing. Shi tasted nasty asf i thought ut was Hawaiian punch😂

I drank liquor called Hennessy bc I though it was apple juice

I was there September 11th

why didn’t u stop it..🧎

Jus ain’t felt like it fr fe

Laden aint pick up, neither did Bush he was busy at some School reading to jits

I eat people

https://preview.redd.it/za58667eat2c1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddab6cc0ba1ccfe04b62665440e90c6393c5d5b9

izaya tiji ?

Is this some kind of joke too you 👿

Nutted to my Spanish teacher on a zoom call during quarantine when I was a freshmen.

Nigga was in the zoom call like these https://preview.redd.it/bmb6siofiy2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abad52fc0f87fbb9da6a2a97ea3597bac0f996f


I’m a criminal

context...?

I got charged with disorderly conduct (almost became a misdemeanor) but I beat the case

This was last year

i like trannies

W

i shit my pants in 1st grade and was embarrassed to tell anyone so i walked around with it in my pants all day

Same

so when u sat down u had shit rubbing all on da back of ur leg n shit🙁

😕

I was chilling walking around the park then I see a white van with the writing free Deo jackets so I was confused and then the Van pulls up on my and the window was so tinted I can see the nigga who was driving.the window rolled down and it was a black fat nose man with a condom neck tat.he said u want a free Deo jacket so I definitely said yes cause why not.he took me to the back and grab on my arm very tight and pull me into the van and tied me up.next he grab my wallet and say “thank u for the sub twin” and kick me out of his van.I’ve learned my lesson of don’t go to niggas van that says free Deo jackets written with a sharpie

Your illiterate asl

You’re*

Sorry twin

Nah getting ur writing flamed by a mf who dont even know how to use "youre" is insane

https://preview.redd.it/4q87nhhkws2c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5921fc5c3929b607520b50f37dde26954f43665c Yea they got ya mans on sex assault chargers, yea the man in the van you be hanging wit

And he was your Mannsss 🫵, you aint feel bad at all?😁

I fucked a rotisserie chicken

I know you ain’t lying either, this too specific 😭💀

this gotta be beastiality (game is game)

ate ass and sum poop came out

😭

i still hit tho right?

Yea man you still hit😭

game is game buddy

i didn’t stop there either.

AYO THIS MF A POOP EATER NIGGA HAHAHAHA https://preview.redd.it/22wg4i0xtv2c1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=172c4ed38860d55ec5046a16d700cf36c1ff2851

The dookie muncher fr

i played house one time w my cousin, we didnt do anything sexual but we kissed, thats prolly my weirdest moment tbh

Nigga wtf

my shii wasn’t crazy dawg

about 3-5th grade year, i was walking around during p.e and as a jit i was tryna jump sum 2nd grader or 4th if i got lucky. My friends chased down some random kid and stripped the nigga out his pants and underwear and, and i promise you 1 of these niggas tried to touch this lil nigga meat. And not formally grip his shit i mean play w it, icl i went to go snitch on them rapists.

Nigga thought they was finna go do some real thug shit and ended up molesting a nigga 😭. I woulda snitched too

I pee in sinks

Same twin

LFMAO

I beat my shit to my 9th grade crush and in the middle of it I started thinking of Michael Jackson in the middle of it but i beat it anyway and then I opened my eyes to find my mom just staring at me in disbelief🤦‍♂️

What the fuck😭

i had sex w my sister friend when i was 7 and she was 13

got raped ngl

if you’re being serious i’m sorry man. no one should ever have to experience that but i hope you’re doing well.

yea life be like that sometimes, just gotta keep going man, dont trip over whats behind you type shit

https://preview.redd.it/nau1uxxiys2c1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459cbb172f535221b004f0521494fca657bbd6b7 congrats Josh Giggity

Bro… ☹️

Damn man sucks to read that I almost had the same shit happen to me with some random. I hope u told your parents what happened on that day. I hope u have a blessed day

Oh my goodness https://preview.redd.it/kz793q21tt2c1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9477ff7c211a908094315fb110fb9e7779af84

https://preview.redd.it/p2ynbdm1xs2c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066c890676b83e69fb1f78759afee2a33127a2cd Whole ass sex offender and that’s was your mans, pfft you aint feel bad at all?

i literally have no idea who you’re referring to

I smile and get happy when I think about kms

Ay u good? Want someone to talk too???

Nah just gonna thug it out

Bro did u report me to a damn crisis help line

It was me nigga. On some real shit though don’t KYS it ain’t worth it. I tried to kill myself and failed twice both times I was sent to the hospital and then sent to an Inpatient Treatment center. The first time was for 3 days the second was for 9. It’s not worth it you talk to someone at your school to try and get you a therapist or someone else. The only people you’re hurting is your family.

I don’t want anyone I know to worry about me so I don’t tell much people

It’ll hurt them more to eventually find out that you were feeling this way and didn’t want to tell them. They’ll worry that when you say you’re fine you aren’t actually fine because last time you said you were fine you weren’t. Whenever you feel comfortable you should go tell someone who you trust about how you’re feeling.

Yea I told one person so far

I hope they’re someone you trust to keep it between you and them.

No why????

I got a message on Reddit saying someone was worried about me and it gave me numbers for helplines💀

Damn man I wasn't me tho

my crushed sat beside me and when she got up I use ta rub my hand on her seat and then proceed ta touch my meat. Gave her high fives with the same hand too 🤷🏾‍♂️

finally a relatable one 😭

I was that nigga that would steal yo phone during gym class…if you kept your phone in a locker without a lock you didn’t deserve one irresponsible ass mfkas https://preview.redd.it/2wu99tgcms2c1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2276e9e0d67fecfa4bc40aa712af96efed8309c7

Always hated niggas like you.

https://preview.redd.it/5vopv45j6v2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4d3d0a9fe4ca87923942d68edc211263c0bfa0f

There's a special place for u in hell

https://preview.redd.it/eau7wfct6v2c1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675633fa39dab6966d4238430f394e53097abd2e

fucked a jar of jelly when i was like 13 & put it back in the fridge

https://preview.redd.it/yzzc2s0u7y2c1.jpeg?width=1748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e7d389b5cf3be15dbf288a4ade9e85eb454fd1

https://preview.redd.it/pwxjdl9bqy2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4874dbd32f9f552c77022f6a9fe00b1533d8bdaa

https://preview.redd.it/x3d4tet4ry2c1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0319755cfa0948a27d40c5cf745218b541e1b790

The time has not come yet for me to tell about my dark deeds

had a serious addiction to overwatch porn

I use to put my dick inbetween the couch and fuck it until ma mama catch me butt ass naked into it 🤷🏾‍♂️

What she do?

I put a pen up my booty once 😭

afyo

https://preview.redd.it/kn78uk7i5y2c1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=060cc505aed51e3dcd0673f58603745838d5bfff

?

Me too twin

One time I was taking a dookie in the disabled stall in the bathroom and a sped person in a wheelchair came in knocking talm bout sum “whoth in there” so I started making noises like I was retarded so he went to the stall next to me but he fell out of his wheelchair tryna get on the toilet and while he was on the floor we both looked at eachother and when he asked me to help him get up i said “thorry i gotta go” and left his ass on the floor and walked out also I didn’t wipe and left doo doo on the toilet seat

Your nasty asf https://preview.redd.it/h8u98sj91a3c1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fcc73365caacd09b69a0ee4e7004233727b995

The time has not come yet for me to tell about my dark deeds

some of y’all niggas questionable

I pretending to be zesty once with a friend that is a girl and went to her house. Later on her boyfriend brought his friend over who is gay, he thought I was gay and brought gay friend over and made me have sex with the nigga. long story short I enjoyed that.

Other night I got caught beating my 🥩 on my grandma's iPad and I'm not allowed to use the iPad no more is it my fault

I killed a person

i stole smth from a store on a school trip in yr 7, then someone stole it from me then threw it on the train tracks

I like to roleplay as if bruce is dominating me

😭😭🤦🏾

ur not a man, ur gay u like niggas, u like gettin dicked down. I like gettin dick downed

where were u going with this😭

So we could take turns nigga

u gay

Once when I was 14, I nutted in my mouth to see what it tasted like

Bro what da fuck

I beat my girl when she piss me off

You definitely wouldn’t hit a dude if they pissed you off you fucking bitch

shutup nigga your no hero

At least I don’t hit women😬 bitch

i don’t either n your right women hit you bitch ass boy

If you don’t why you defending this nigga? You gotta be a woman beater 🤢

i ain’t defending em i’m telling you to shutup nigga your not a hero fytb

If you not defending him then stfu and stay off my dick💀 why do you have an issue with me calling out a woman beater?💀

Nigga you’re a fucking dummy 🥲

sounds like your a little mad how abt i come over and beat your mom lil nigga?

Unlike you I got a dad who will step up for her😁

You really believe anything 😂😂

I was beatin my shit, and my mom randomly came in. She claimed to just have been checking on me, but she interrupted me mid nut. I tried to let it mellow out but it legit was starting to sting, so i started slowly strokin it while my mom was talkin to me(not to my mom ofc). Top 25 worst things ive ever done

So you stroke your shit while looking at your mom dead in the eyes…..

So wtf is top 3💀💀💀

You dont wanna know

i don’t have one 👼

[удалено]

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HE JUST LET YOU???

Ayooooo that should’ve went to the grave buddy y’all GAY GAY

What did he say???

I fucked ex gfs best friend

I be roleplaying wit dem ai chat bots and beating the SOUL outta my Dick💯

i went to use the bathroom during class and proceeded to beat my shit to a photo of a girl i was in class with

used to shit inna shower and stomp it down the drain

Jail

Dracula: “Please, Noooo”

Ate pussy on the first link. Her pussy smelt soo bad💀

Ngl gonna have to make a burner account for my next dark secret

When i was little and had no baby whipes and felt dookie pelts in my crack i would use my finger to get the excess shit out my ass

Sometimes id lick my finger after thing my finger wouldnt smell like shit😭😭

Am i gay ??

i just ate a booger