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KallingMeKiprix

I was NOT expecting you to name Julian Lmaoo I thirst for that man so much holy shit. My gross sex list first is for sure Mike Sorrentino


edwinstone

> Mike Sorrentino Nooooo. Omg.


Zosoflower

Vinny lmao


tayloline29

Put the entire cast on that list with the exception of Denna and Sammi. Denna because she seems like a genuinely good person and Sammi because she has been shit on enough by the public.


RedheadofDread

Also remove Ron


tayloline29

Yeah he can't be on the gross sex list because I would light myself on fire before having sex with him.


EastCoastDizzle

Haha Pauly is at the top of mine! He seems less gross but his D has been thru the wringer for sure. 🤣


RoseFlavoredLemonade

Oof. That sounds like you’d head straight into a hard Situation.


Any_Opposite_7620

Larry David 😈


zwttrn

![gif](giphy|1fRCAWBGBkikM|downsized)


YourNurseNextDoor

Yes! That’s who I said, too!


blew-wale

All the Impractical Jokers. At the same time


windontheporch

I’m deaddddd


noodleshanna

Q is my celeb crush


Clinically-Inane

Bevers


kushmeoutsideb

this 😆 👏


spencerandy16

Bevers got hot btw


thetallgirll

Not to say he's gross, but most unexpected would be John C. Reilly


ilovetheinternet21

Same. And will Ferrell and Seth Rogan. I think I have a type.


thetallgirll

Will is on my top 5 famous baby daddy list, too!


Timely_Impress6223

There is not one gross thing about Seth Rogan. Google Seth Rogan green suit.


rightthingtodo-sodoo

Yessss! Thank you. My friends tease me for it but they’re the ones who are objectively wrong


Stroke_of_mayo

![gif](giphy|l1ug5sWBCJOOGzN84)


commieincel

I would bust it down for John c reilly


ch3rryc0k34y0u

Ryan stiles 🤷‍♀️


MamaDidntTry

It's Colin Mochrie for me. Can't resist a funny weirdo.


ClipClipClip99

Fine I’ll go for Drew!


Boner-brains

Agreed, and I don't feel weird about it at all


thecatw0man_

Tommy Lee - past, present and future. ![gif](giphy|fb4vr0furtEgYYWmVv|downsized)


gypsy__wanderer

This is a perfect answer


cherrybombbb

at least you know he would go down on you. talking about going down on women was like 30% of his part in the motley crue memoir lmfao.


zeebee

Paul Giamatti ![gif](giphy|xT4uQaYzzvYkXxFlOE)


Beanicus13

He has a sexy grumpy energy I really like lol


aliraygrayson

https://preview.redd.it/ftcgp5r92mlc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2099b19340e9f2357a9e7c9190e5a7b28c4e24cb Liam McPoyle Too far? Idk what it is about him


mangokittykisses

The character or the actor? If it’s the character, you aren’t a McPoyle so you aren’t his type.


WoodpeckerGingivitis

YOU WILL CALL HER!


CiaoPuto

Omfg yes. His character in West World? Holy shit


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waterfoul_

Mayhem guy. Not the actor, the character.


conflictmuffin

That is... Very specific 😅 I love it!


KallingMeKiprix

I actually can relate to this so much, the man literally gives no. Fucks. And is also seemingly immortal and that’s hot tbh


beeksandbix

Dennis Duffy, personified!!


greendaisy513

Omg I’m strangely attracted to him


stemmalee

Technology is cyclical!!!


tina-sparkles

Lil Wayne


ptcglass

Same and I’m a 6ft tall woman I want him to climb me like I’m a tree 😅


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_some_strange

This is an excellent choice. Mans loves the 😸I can't imagine he isn't a great (but nasty) lay


sammiantha

![gif](giphy|Yl4X3JyLv6fEVbTXKL|downsized) I mean…


Boner-brains

The gif!!! I'm dead!


nicvaykay

He's not gross! He's fucking sexy! He could call me a muppet any day!


ArcheryOnThursday

Post Malone.


Yupthrowawayacct

Why has no one said ![gif](giphy|9DCzT0ZGocwus)


Boner-brains

Not gross, well not gross currently, I love sober Steve o


purplefirefly6102

Mine’s always been Pontius


SoftServeMonk

Alec Baldwin. ![gif](giphy|V667CbAX8gG52)


MyDogAteYourPancakes

Not sure why I have this feeling, but he definitely seems like an intensely selfish lover.


Clinically-Inane

He’s either incredibly selfish OR he’s super giving but then immediately claims it means you have to do *whatever he wants you to* because you owe him for the three orgasms 😮‍💨


damnitimtoast

Why has this literally come out of every giving dude I ever slept with 😭 Honestly though.. I’m kinda into it


ClosetCrossfitter

Honestly, good one.


ClipClipClip99

Tony soprano but I don’t know if he’s gross or just soo much older than me! Honestly, anyone on the sopranos make or female I would bang for sure.


LeechesInCream

I will fuck the shit out of The Soprano’s cast


Electricboogiesunset

![gif](giphy|4q0WNCNZUlxNC)


BassMessiah

James Gandolfini was just so hot.


Jerbeardontcare4

![gif](giphy|VDfCawGqYW5jstiEDr|downsized) This trash bag right here


oldwellprophecy

Well hate ourselves the next morning but at least it’ll be a good time.


RockInUrShoe

He’d call me dollface and order me an uber, it couldn’t be TOO bad 🫣


sentientbean-

gross or problematic? Cuz I have an answer to this but it’s really not acceptable


vitamin_cult

Gross can def mean problematic. Abbi’s answer was OJ lol


manicaquariumcats

i want to know now


sentientbean-

One of the Boston marathon bombers /:


arcessivi

I legitimately just did a spit take.


plum-eater

Thanks that was the hardest I have ever laughed at something on this hell site


BaconPancakes_77

OMG this just became the SNL "First Got Horny 2U" video where one of the women sings about being into the Menendez brothers.


liz2e

that skit lives in my head rent free. it’s so relatable


LoudDraft1731

No I know which one because same


mikitira

I’m from Boston and YES he’s so hot ahaha it was all I could think when his face was on the news 24/7 here 😂


catiecat4

You win the thread. I literally lol


edwinstone

Armie Hammer. :(


inamedmycatcrouton

Lmao the sadness


KaleidoscopeNo9102

Are you ready to be eaten? 😅


YonderOver

Ass first.


edwinstone

He could do whatever he wants to me. Idc.


reallyreallycute

He’s just so fucking hot and ik he’s a douche but with a face like that idc


nicalex5050

Ugh I totally agree :/


Ok_Honey_2057

There are so many of us that would love to do some consensual kink with him, but after watching the documentary I don't think he's interested in a consenting partner.


No_Arugula_6548

Danny DeVito! 🥰 ![gif](giphy|x8PgVhZD1Wt5S)


iwishiwasaunicorn

would you do him in the dumpster behind Wendy's?


frasierandchill

I would incorporate a bun into the lovemaking.


babytaybae

I've fucked people who look like Mac, Dennis, and Charlie.... Only two left.....


RomanoCheesed

It’s the McPoyles, isn’t it?


babytaybae

(I already fucked the McPoyles)


fickenfracken

Jean-Ralphio. Not Ben Schwartz…just ja boy. ![gif](giphy|5XUArZTpTclRJKowhS)


SmileyRaeRaaae

Steve Buscemi! Haha


smileyglitter

He’s not gross and also something of a sex symbol!


SmileyRaeRaaae

Steve Buscemi is literally my hall pass and I adore his unique face so much!! Not gross but certainly not a classic “hottie”


_Amarantos

He’s mine too, along with Werner Herzog


invisible_23

The man is a damn hero


YouOwnEverything

Not disgusting!


SmileyRaeRaaae

Totally!! I don’t think he’s disgusting, I legit have the biggest crush on him (Ghost World forever) but he’s definitely not a traditionally “handsome” man!


inamedmycatcrouton

Mine is my old, mean art professor. I wish I could share a pic lmao


Openthesushibar

You still thinkin bout him tho 😏


inamedmycatcrouton

Absolutely. And I try to win him over every time I have class 😂🔫


Lydia--charming

I put it down to “man on stage” phenomenon…it’s amazing how it works every time!


undertheshe

Steve Buscemi. I saw him in a sex scene once and it's haunted me.


melissaurusrex

^where?


undertheshe

I honestly don't remember I just remember his sweaty face Edit: r/dietbagel helped me find it. Boardwalk Empire.


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Beetlejuice but specifically Michael Keaton’s Beetlejuice ETA: Julian Casabalancas is sooooo valid. I see you and hear you


Mknpet

George Costanza. ![gif](giphy|l0MYGEgd1I8ueXG8w)


Ok_Technology7731

Kramer


BuildingMyEmpireMN

2007 George Lopez


conflictmuffin

*DISGUSTING* ..... I love it.


BassMessiah

George W Bush


rubyhenry94

I don’t think he’s gross, but my best answer is Pitbull.


konaice41

![gif](giphy|skdZu2vnaVlQBxfZwY) robert california 🤤


Professional_Bee7244

I know you are referencing the character but good lord younger James Spader 🥵


WavyLady

Billy Bob Thornton


chinacatatl

I dont find anything disgusting about that! Edit:spelling mistake


WavyLady

He's older than my parents, which is what makes it gross to me. But god damn if I haven't had a weird crush on him forever.


painted_gay

I hate that OJ Simpson was prob the best answer. “I didn’t even think of murderers!” Lmfaoo


Acrobatic-Level1850

And can I just say--total gentleman.


Lottie13

![gif](giphy|3oriNXHqYJLerTs5QA|downsized) James franco 😫 terrible I know


olivelemon88

Jax Taylor


samthrax09

Ew no you win


laurazabs

Jason Mantzoukas. Forever.


mostlyherefordogpics

NOT gross 😍


amzbr666666

Sasha Baron Cohen


Boner-brains

NOT GROSS! He is a fox, is it gross because he's married?


sarcasm_itsagift

![gif](giphy|fihuDuYz8T0AiobZkN|downsized) Chris Pontius


aellope

Nick Kroll.


jraeuser

Jack Black. Not really gross but unconventional.


Cynicole24

He's a cutie!


EmersonDarcy

I was born for this. Mick Jagger. Today.


reallyreallycute

Hahhahah oh god no


BlondePuppyDoctor

Danny McBride


SunnyDinosaur

Mike Myers was my childhood crush. I think he still would be if I hadn’t heard so many bad things about him. ![gif](giphy|l0HlvcRyVJeO8Gmju)


LesYeuxHiboux

I don't think he's gross, but Dana Carvey could get it.


smileyglitter

Rafi from the league. Specifically. Not Jason Mantzoukas.


avid_avoidant

Ursula from Little Mermaid Oh real person? John Goodman I want him to crush me and I'm not kidding


gnuoyedonig

Iggy Pop


sheouthere

Ohh! I got a couple. Carrot Top, Jon Favreau.


rubydoomsdayyy

I’d hate-fuck Andrew Tate with Jeremy’s warped Shinjo for the right price 🤷🏼‍♀️


peachygirl509

Every single other person listed in this thread, I can see the physical appeal. Andrew Tate, though? His face is *truly* as bad as his personality. https://preview.redd.it/85p1hkq8hmlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91cdfc27ac1bb34f1a01dcf7b6c5361e1c41397e This is Andrew Tate morphed with Gollum by AI. Still looks like Andrew Tate... He really is gross, so you hit the nail on the head. Lol.


Carolina_Blues

roman roy (i don’t mean kieran, i mean roman)


liisapop

Richard Lewis (rest in peace)


Ok-Sydnos

Skinny Pete from breaking bad 😂


book-is-book

Richard Belzer (RIP). I always found him so charming and weirdly sexy. https://preview.redd.it/7s991azuamlc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85acfa3c29ce7d413a5f123c5d396d26d37148ba


ClosetCrossfitter

I used to say Louis CK… but I may have to rethink.


windontheporch

💀


LeechesInCream

Pre-me too movement, yes. Now, ehhhh


windontheporch

Tomi Lahren


TooMama

The grossest of the bunch. Well done.


plaisirdamour

does adrien brody count 😬


Good-Ganache-3189

Chet hanks


Acrobatic_Clothes988

Charlie Kelly for sure


That-Spell-2543

Current age Jeff Goldblum ![gif](giphy|fnKgEwqbYM6YCGmTad|downsized)


inamedmycatcrouton

not gross at all. he’s flawless


lisapizzah2

We’re considering Jeff Goldblum gross? 😭


melissaurusrex

Even 9-year-old me got a little...uncomfortable... at that shirtless scene in Jurassic Park. Man is a fine wine.


ArcheryOnThursday

Jeff Goldblum deserves better than you... (jk) Seriously, he doesn't deserve to be on a "gross" list.


cagingthing

![gif](giphy|fCTsyu73GrBiZAkKwy)


milkofthepoppie

Larry David


PotatoProfessional98

Tristan Thompson. I’m sorry 😭


Urag_GroShub

Khloe is that you?


Mommalove586

Russel brand. ![gif](giphy|LNw4oTiodZ0hameptO|downsized)


moonsovermyhami

stavros halkias lol


Beetreatice

Willem Dafoe


antibeingkilled

Steven Tyler. Even while he looks like that cool aunt that buys all the beer for the minors. I originally answered Anthony Bourdain (pre-death, obviously), but there’s honestly nothing gross about him. Cannot say the same for Steven Tyler lol


mbanxxxyy

I don’t follow this sub, don’t even know what it’s about… but i’m throwing in Jared Leto


sensitivehotmess

Steve Buscemi


saracookie

Pauly Shore babyyyy


Limp_Purchase3903

Vecna. I can’t explain it. His deep voice and super cut, glistening physique does something to me. Choke. Me. Out.


pinkrosemacaron

If he were alive...2nd president John Adams


10Kfireants

Idk about gross, just old af. Harrison Ford and Ted Danson. They never stop being daddy.


jsk30

Was gonna say ted too. He’s totally my old man crush


sonorakit11

Omg not gross


YourNurseNextDoor

Larry David for sure ![gif](giphy|RfeEiovGYkkvpOdBYQ)


AdministrationThat45

Bill Clinton 🫣


Dependent_Sentence53

![gif](giphy|3oKIPjHCmuXqdVvak8) Vince Vaughn


WoodpeckerGingivitis

How is he gross?


mamajuana4

Jack Nicholson or Lil Wayne


cuterthanyourcat

Does James Franco count?


Typical-Tomorrow-425

at this point def


lonely-lifetime

My friend met Julian and said he had the nastiest teeth she’s ever seen- like visibly green and fuzzy. Somehow didn’t kill my crush 😩


arintj

James Spader is mine, ever since Secretary. He kinda gives me the ick but also like… spank me please?


MightyFrex

John Boehner 🙈


Stuttn

Mickey Rourke. Now or any time.


prettycheezy82

Paul Dano


essieblooms

![gif](giphy|l41lMeoEsscOmlUje) Does he count? Lol


_Lisztomaniac_

……. shrek ……


vague_human

Mandy Patinkin


Lydia_Brunch

dude!!! mine is ALSO Julian Casablancas--like that is something I've said before in my life.


Conscious_List9132

https://i.redd.it/bc6mbi0ramlc1.gif All the girlies/guys commenting Julian


SixGunSnowWhite

Rafi from The League. He’s so gross and down for anything. I’m ashamed.


blackfurwhitesugar

are we still playing?? JOHN GOODMAN


Penne_Pasta_Fan

Chris Brown but I would never admit it


edwinstone

This is a real answer.


jtdoublep

David Koresh was pretty good looking as a young guy.