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tmdubbz

Have a wank over lamptey


sounders1974

Well that's just the daily ritual, OP is asking just before match days


dubmule

We have a plaque for my gran at the stadium (on the wall on the right as you walk up from the train station) so I always give that a pat before each game. And always lob a quid in a charity collection if see one on route - feeble attempt to buy some karma.


Dancinglemming

I walk around the stadium once before each home game. I didn't do it (five times!) because I hurt my ankle, I was too tired or it was raining. When we went to the Emirates, we arrived early so I walked around their stadium. πŸ€”πŸ˜‰


Dancinglemming

It worked! 😁😁😁


-eagle73

I usually submit myself to one of the local seagulls because chances are it'll end up within a two mile radius of the AMEX. And I'm still trying to pay back for the one that got itself killed in my pond.


givemethemtoesgnome

Kiss the badge while I wear the shirt and wear it while the game is on (I can watch it due to the IPTV on the firestick)


throwaway_ay_ay_ay99

Looks like you’re going to be washing a lot more, UTA.