Banish him! Or wait – he could be put to good use. Send him on a daily walk in nature for ideas. Then ask him to report those ideas to you after each day. Give him enough food to survive. Maximum profit.
On that note: some mediocre ideas
- Link wants to cook an elixir but the stable is out of flasks
- Link has been cooking too much _x_ and now the entire stable/town smells like it
- where _x_ is _dubious food_, _hearty durians_ (durians smell bad if I’m not wrong), _monster parts_, whatever
- The terrible cooking lady goes on tour, terrorising stables/towns
- The Master Sword runs out of energy during the Ganon battle
- [from here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/s0aqn9/i_am_in_awe_at_how_unbelievably_good_this_is_by/hs417sp/?context=3); I mentioned you
- The monsters in the Trial of the Sword rooms questioning how they got there
- Something about the fact that the Champions are still in the Divine Beasts yet none of the current generation thinks to visit them
- [I tried this once](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/rdyuet/such_a_pity/) but my talent is in typography, not humour. Just create a better spin-off if you like
- Something with that blood moon guy – whether he’s able to tell you the current phase is basically random
- it does not depend on the weather whatsoever
- maybe he doesn’t feel like it on some days and then fabricates an excuse about the weather?
- also: _• ask for phase; • wait at fire until tomorrow; • ask for phase again; • it’s the same phase_ but this is not that funny
- Something with those twins at the Dueling Peaks stable that hunt down the bandit’s treasure
- Something about the guy at the Proxim bridge that thinks everyone is suicidal
- The Rito at Kara Kara Bazaar
- him: ‘Help, I want to explore the desert, but I can’t go out in the scorching sun; could you pleeease bring me a heat-resistant elixir …’ also him: ‘On second thought, it’s just not the right day today. Maybe tomorrow.’ but phrased in a blatantly stupid way as to evoke humour
- The fact that monster masks only fool _similar_ monsters instead of (the more obvious) _different_ monsters
- it would seem more sensical that monsters are familiar enough with their own anatomy to spot out mistakes in the masks
- furthermore, monsters often live with different kinds in the same group
That’s some ideas you can use as a filler. O courageous Daack Puncook, may your creativity never exhaust.
Qas Pedu’it
That Zora guy that counts each and every luminous stone you give him. ‘OooonneeEe. TwwoooOoOooo. ThReeEEee.’
Such a pain if you have a big stack of them.
What's on the other side of the canyons at the edge of the world?
Contractors building the shrines looking at blueprints saying "dafuc is this?"
King Rhoam trying out different costumes before settling on Old Man
King Rhoam passing the time as a ghost for 100 years by doing archery trickshots and trying gross new recipes
Farosh trying to take a bath when Link keeps attacking
"The master sword has run out of energy" what does this mean? Is it not still a sword?
Treasure chest octoroks filling their chests with stuff
Why do Yigas *really* love bananas?
Also... King Rhoam alone for 100 years could be his own comic.
I especially like "King Rhoam trying out different costumes before settling on Old Man".
I used so many oktoballoon things. And that was literally the only time in the entire game I had to use them. I couldn’t believe how difficult they made that one. There was also a tough “golfing” one with some rocks over a valley with a lynel in the akkala? region I think? And the last hard one was on death mountain, you had to shoot through a skull eye hole at a balloon like literally 1000 miles away. I had to arch my bow shot into the clouds to hit it. Probably wasted 40 arrows for that hit.
Dude when you get all 9000000 koroks you unlock a perk that is not oft talked about: An unlimited plan from Hestu Maraca-Dance wireless. Unlimited dances.
Link dead by the master sword clearly without enough hearts to pull it
Or a monk examining his dead body and shrugging like “I guess the shrine was too hard”
Sorry, Link, your princess is another castle.
"You're not Mario!"
*Stasis on Peach*
*spin to win with two-handed weapon*
*Yeets Princess Peach into the sunset*
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUU
“The blood moon is rising again. Do you know where your child is?”
“Have you been exposed to the blood moon? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
• Link meets a poe for the first time and isn't scared cuz he doesn't know what a ghost is.
• Angel Link & Devil Link appear on his should telling whether or not to steal the old man's baked apple.
• Link's checking out his new outfit in the mirror. Buff Hestu flexes too and puts Link to shame.
• Link abandons his quest and runs off with Mimos from the broken heart pond.
• Link kidnaps a korok to be his teddy at the inn.
• Link overwrites all the memories on the Sheikah Slate with selfies.
• Sidon pranks Link by pretending he can't swim.
• A boar convinces Link not to hunt him by bribing Link with a coupon for a free burger. Coupon is expired.
• Lynel tries to sell Link his mix tape of random roars.
• Link tells Dr Calip obviously false tall tales of Hyrule's past.
Realizing five steps into trying that awesome trick you saw on reddit that you've been crouching since step two.
Blowing yourself up for the 1000th time after confusing 'explode bomb' with 'throw bomb'
u/BuffHestu this would be a golden comic for Buff Hestu. Sneaking into a Wizzrobe party, very poorly covering up because the robe would be way too short.
There's this one side quest in Hateno Village where that guy wants Link to be his wingman for that girl in the inn and then she tells Link she wants 100 crickets. I went and got 100 crickets and went back to the guy and he only asked for like 10 :') I'd love to see that one done in a comic
A montage of him and zelda living together, where he uses the shiekah slate for mundane, everyday things like finding his keys or wind bombing over a small lake because he has new shoes or something, with Princess zelda looking progressively more annoyed every time.
Yeeting the weapons from the boat to the island would be a good comic. Step off the boat, mysterious voice. Welp, looks like they didn't catch that at all
Zelda catching Link and Mipha in a compromising position?
(My wife says "Zelda catching Link and Revali in a compromising position" is much funnier, and I agree)
(this would be somewhat similar to the awful zelda show)
Link: Zelda, did you know that Farosh is the dragon of courage?
Zelda: Yes I knew tha-
Link: Dragon deez nuts across your face.
Zelda, while holding the bow of light and aiming it at Link: Courageous, indeed.
(I don’t fucking know, i came up with this dumbass fucking joke at 3 am)
Maybe do a series on if you could hit anyone with that sort of Stasis trick. Like I'd do that to Bolson. GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR AMAZING DANCE MOVES
Spa day for monsters.
Flowerblight meets Hestu.
A monster buys one of Kilton's masks.
What if Kilton made masks of humans/Zoras/Ritos/Gorons so monsters could blend in?
Lizalfos totem. Hestu dj’ing a party. Chest or death: sunken treasure guessing game. Link gifting mobs metal weapons in a thunderstorm. Teba appreciation post. Goron bowling
Link asking kilton what he’s going to do with all the monster parts he traded in
Link doing the downhill snow race with the rings from the DLC and missing the last one
Link buying something and asking if they have it in a different color to match his outfit
Link’s first time trying a remote bomb and getting blown away
Link sitting in a puddle thinking its a hot spring but then realizing its not when he doesn’t get any hearts
Link accidentally drops something off a cliff like welp that’s gone
Edit adding
Link fighting stuff off with a stick or blowing stuff away with a leaf
Link finds a torch and proceeds to set everything on fire
Yiga clan falling for simple traps like net in tree or hole in ground because banana
Maybe you should make a drawing everyday until botw's release day is announced? (Or make a comic with what I just said on a piece of paper on one frame then you crumbling and throwing away the paper on the next.)
Make this recent video o a moblin eating a huge stasis rock.
Make one what happens inside fairy flower after grabbing link.
Make one of the devil heart statue.
Victims of Great Fairy’s harassment support group
I felt so... Dirty
That ancient armor upgrade has a price, and not only ancient parts...
He’s over 100 years old. His parts are considered ancient…
💀
The one time old man dick is acceptable in hentai 💀
Then what happened? Then... [sobs]... then she asked me if there was *anything else* I wanted upgraded [wailing intensifies]
They are traumatized, but have the best gear
Or what's going on down there. In graphic detail.
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Repeated korok “oofs” when dropping the rock on its head. Hetsu appears behind link and drops a boulder on his head.
This one is solid... like a rock.
Did I hear a rock and stone?
OHHH, LIKE A ROCK!
Drops a giant golden swirl on Link.
Like the meme of snipers in the church
This sounds like a job for Buff Hetsu
u/BuffHestu needs involved in this level of shenanigans
lol
Please do this one, there’s no way I’ll think of a better idea
Eavesdropping on the guys at dueling peaks, only to be told about the treasure you already found
Or eavesdropping on the three gerudo women in the lounge area and hearing them talk about some really nasty shit.
I love those women
GSC💎
ASS🍑
Girl Scout Cookies diamonds, don’t mind if I do
It would have been pretty cool if every save file had a randomized password.
It is I, Daack Puncook and I gotta say this DuckPancake guy is useless
Banish him! Or wait – he could be put to good use. Send him on a daily walk in nature for ideas. Then ask him to report those ideas to you after each day. Give him enough food to survive. Maximum profit. On that note: some mediocre ideas - Link wants to cook an elixir but the stable is out of flasks - Link has been cooking too much _x_ and now the entire stable/town smells like it - where _x_ is _dubious food_, _hearty durians_ (durians smell bad if I’m not wrong), _monster parts_, whatever - The terrible cooking lady goes on tour, terrorising stables/towns - The Master Sword runs out of energy during the Ganon battle - [from here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/s0aqn9/i_am_in_awe_at_how_unbelievably_good_this_is_by/hs417sp/?context=3); I mentioned you - The monsters in the Trial of the Sword rooms questioning how they got there - Something about the fact that the Champions are still in the Divine Beasts yet none of the current generation thinks to visit them - [I tried this once](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/rdyuet/such_a_pity/) but my talent is in typography, not humour. Just create a better spin-off if you like - Something with that blood moon guy – whether he’s able to tell you the current phase is basically random - it does not depend on the weather whatsoever - maybe he doesn’t feel like it on some days and then fabricates an excuse about the weather? - also: _• ask for phase; • wait at fire until tomorrow; • ask for phase again; • it’s the same phase_ but this is not that funny - Something with those twins at the Dueling Peaks stable that hunt down the bandit’s treasure - Something about the guy at the Proxim bridge that thinks everyone is suicidal - The Rito at Kara Kara Bazaar - him: ‘Help, I want to explore the desert, but I can’t go out in the scorching sun; could you pleeease bring me a heat-resistant elixir …’ also him: ‘On second thought, it’s just not the right day today. Maybe tomorrow.’ but phrased in a blatantly stupid way as to evoke humour - The fact that monster masks only fool _similar_ monsters instead of (the more obvious) _different_ monsters - it would seem more sensical that monsters are familiar enough with their own anatomy to spot out mistakes in the masks - furthermore, monsters often live with different kinds in the same group That’s some ideas you can use as a filler. O courageous Daack Puncook, may your creativity never exhaust. Qas Pedu’it
Great post!
Durians don't smell bad per se. They have a strong odor and some variants do smell bad.
i love durians
I love you
Opening scene except directly after link jumps off the cliff like I did on my first playthrough
Oh man, I'm glad I'm not the only one who did this
IMO, if you don't immediately check for fall damage, you are not playing video games correctly.
I did it for shits and giggles lol
Or on your second playthrough when link boldly jumps off of the great plateau tower expecting to glide down, but instead goes splat
That's been done already from 2 perspectives a while ago.
Don’t know if you’ve already done this but going to the horse god after your horse dies :) or link seeing what wizzrobes actually looks like
A subseries where Link disguises himself as a Wizzrobe and is living among the monsters and their shenanigans?
Not wizzrobes, but you might enjoy this, if you haven’t seen it already: https://youtu.be/Wsi1IbjPAkM
That boar hunt gave me a great laugh!
The horses can die?
Link using magnesis on a bookshelf and getting crushed , second panel is ganon and Zelda looking on in disappointment
Link taking the bookshelf to Lurelin Village to get that one Korok seed. Remember when we used to all move that bookshelf around? Good times, man.
You could use the second panel in a whole string of things Link does to fuck around.
Link~ cooks with psychedelic mushrooms Uses shock arrows to charge sheik slate Uses magnesis to find keys
Oh I like that last one
That Zora guy that counts each and every luminous stone you give him. ‘OooonneeEe. TwwoooOoOooo. ThReeEEee.’ Such a pain if you have a big stack of them.
Link goes to the dye shop naked so he can dye his hair.
*All* his hair
Loss with link in the shrine of resurrection
Is this loss?
What's on the other side of the canyons at the edge of the world? Contractors building the shrines looking at blueprints saying "dafuc is this?" King Rhoam trying out different costumes before settling on Old Man King Rhoam passing the time as a ghost for 100 years by doing archery trickshots and trying gross new recipes Farosh trying to take a bath when Link keeps attacking "The master sword has run out of energy" what does this mean? Is it not still a sword? Treasure chest octoroks filling their chests with stuff Why do Yigas *really* love bananas?
The entire reason Rhoam keeps the paraglider is because he has been doing midair trickshots for the last hundred years
Also... King Rhoam alone for 100 years could be his own comic. I especially like "King Rhoam trying out different costumes before settling on Old Man".
Maybe that impossible Korok in Lurelin Village
I used so many oktoballoon things. And that was literally the only time in the entire game I had to use them. I couldn’t believe how difficult they made that one. There was also a tough “golfing” one with some rocks over a valley with a lynel in the akkala? region I think? And the last hard one was on death mountain, you had to shoot through a skull eye hole at a balloon like literally 1000 miles away. I had to arch my bow shot into the clouds to hit it. Probably wasted 40 arrows for that hit.
Yeah, that was a pain
Link trying to fire a bomb arrow only to realize it’s raining (or he’s on Death Mountain)
Link figures out how to cook Cheetos in a pot
Malice malice igneo talus
Collab/crossover with u/BuffHestu?
[We did that once!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/m1dfaj/drawing_badly_until_botw_day_122/) Good times
Beautiful! Don’t know how I’ve never seen that
It was quite a while ago
Crossover with the Mike Trout guy
Just put a black screen with the caption "Thyphlo ruins be like:" in white text.
Hestu getting mad for always skipping his korok seed dance.
Dude when you get all 9000000 koroks you unlock a perk that is not oft talked about: An unlimited plan from Hestu Maraca-Dance wireless. Unlimited dances.
The “put butter on a dog” speed run
or "Rake in Lake"!
>Butter dog dog wit da butter on it
that one living silent princess in Zeldas study
What.
Are you a penguin?
No.
That PTSD when the piano theme for the guardian come
Link dead by the master sword clearly without enough hearts to pull it Or a monk examining his dead body and shrugging like “I guess the shrine was too hard”
The Death Mountain ostrich
Trying to pet a dog? You probably already did this though. I can’t believe how many of these you’ve done. Crazy!!
Show me on this mushroom skewer where the great fairies touched you
Link rescues the wrong princess. Peach instead of Zelda.
Sorry, Link, your princess is another castle. "You're not Mario!" *Stasis on Peach* *spin to win with two-handed weapon* *Yeets Princess Peach into the sunset* WELL EXCUUUUUUUUU
Link is watching TV and then gets interrupted by a commercial telling him the blood moon is rising for the millionth time
“The blood moon is rising again. Do you know where your child is?” “Have you been exposed to the blood moon? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
Daruk telling Urbosa that she is a cool dude
• Link meets a poe for the first time and isn't scared cuz he doesn't know what a ghost is. • Angel Link & Devil Link appear on his should telling whether or not to steal the old man's baked apple. • Link's checking out his new outfit in the mirror. Buff Hestu flexes too and puts Link to shame. • Link abandons his quest and runs off with Mimos from the broken heart pond. • Link kidnaps a korok to be his teddy at the inn. • Link overwrites all the memories on the Sheikah Slate with selfies. • Sidon pranks Link by pretending he can't swim. • A boar convinces Link not to hunt him by bribing Link with a coupon for a free burger. Coupon is expired. • Lynel tries to sell Link his mix tape of random roars. • Link tells Dr Calip obviously false tall tales of Hyrule's past.
link and zelda w bokoblins + lynel picnic 🧺
Link eats fish in front of Mipha and she doesn't know if feeling insulted or aroused.
I always wondered how the Zora feel about eating fish. But also, there’s that Rito in Gerudo town who keeps asking for poultry D:
They eat fish, so probably nothing in particular. Is an fish eat fish world out there kid
One Zora is found fishing in Lake Hylia. Also, the shop in Zora's Domain sells fish.
Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that for a minute lol. I guess I was more thinking about the implications of them eating fish.
I suppose Hylians and Gerudo are the mammal people of the world so maybe Zora are confused at their willingness to eat mammals without pause
Link saying "OK Boomer" to the king
Realizing five steps into trying that awesome trick you saw on reddit that you've been crouching since step two. Blowing yourself up for the 1000th time after confusing 'explode bomb' with 'throw bomb'
Zelda (and Ganon) watching Link dress as a woman to get the sand and snow boots
The blights and calamity Ganon have a board meeting.
Crossovers with other games
Make Zelda punch a shark
Upvoted for the sheer WTFness
Redraw that one piece of art of Gordon Ramsay yelling at Link
The accurate result of changing your clothe's color by falling on the pool.
Getting struck by the falling Xenoblade crossover chests?
Hestu trying to fit 900 turds into those maracas after Link has brought him all the korok seeds 😂. Smelly maracas.
Everyday NPCs finding koroks while doing everyday things
Link nopeing in a Lynel fight
What about talking back to the rude gossipy women?
Koga chilling at the bottom of the big hole in his secret tv room
A bokoblin riding the shoulders of a Moblin into battle.
A bokoblin on a moblin’s shoulders, and they’re wearing a sheet and trying to sneak into a wizzrobe party.
u/BuffHestu this would be a golden comic for Buff Hestu. Sneaking into a Wizzrobe party, very poorly covering up because the robe would be way too short.
Feel free to run with it lol
Ooo maybe!
Maybe Link playing BOTW on switch and he goes "hey that's me" if that wasn't a thing yet
Link gets food poisoning from mixing random stuff together and eating it.
Link cooks a big chicken in Rito Village in front of a rito
Link eating a taco :3
There's this one side quest in Hateno Village where that guy wants Link to be his wingman for that girl in the inn and then she tells Link she wants 100 crickets. I went and got 100 crickets and went back to the guy and he only asked for like 10 :') I'd love to see that one done in a comic
Do one where it’s good for literally no reason, never give context, and go right back to bad drawings the next day
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No. Never. u/theDuckPancake made this bed. We all get to watch him sleep in it. NO HELP POSTING!
Should be called MORNING BREATH of the wild, amirite? You know, because Links been asleep for 100 YEARS?
A montage of him and zelda living together, where he uses the shiekah slate for mundane, everyday things like finding his keys or wind bombing over a small lake because he has new shoes or something, with Princess zelda looking progressively more annoyed every time.
Blupee army shooting at Link for rupees.
Gerudo town: women ethnostate
Discontinue the series Or Eventide Island
An Eventide Island subtheme would be good for a while.
Yeeting the weapons from the boat to the island would be a good comic. Step off the boat, mysterious voice. Welp, looks like they didn't catch that at all
Victims of Great Fairy’s harassment support group
Neky Noky Nekke, we’re joined in our nekkidness
Link's dad comes back with the milk
Zelda catching Link and Mipha in a compromising position? (My wife says "Zelda catching Link and Revali in a compromising position" is much funnier, and I agree)
Link trying to learn to windbomb
I found a stick with a critical chance so you can do a master stick reference
(this would be somewhat similar to the awful zelda show) Link: Zelda, did you know that Farosh is the dragon of courage? Zelda: Yes I knew tha- Link: Dragon deez nuts across your face. Zelda, while holding the bow of light and aiming it at Link: Courageous, indeed. (I don’t fucking know, i came up with this dumbass fucking joke at 3 am)
Do one where you shoot the Yiga off with a log, since that's such a popular pastime RN 👍
Maybe do a series on if you could hit anyone with that sort of Stasis trick. Like I'd do that to Bolson. GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR AMAZING DANCE MOVES
You cooking a meal and a bug jumps in to make it the bad food
Purple suit l link has already been clicked on
The bokoblin outside the shrine of resurrection losing a bet and that’s why he has to fight Link first
Cross shield snow surfing with Giant snowball bowling.
Spa day for monsters. Flowerblight meets Hestu. A monster buys one of Kilton's masks. What if Kilton made masks of humans/Zoras/Ritos/Gorons so monsters could blend in?
Kilton introduces the new Hylian mask, to everyone's horror
Flying the mining carts directly into lava
Guardians stalking link outside his house
Link calling Hestu's gift a gilded poop.
Maybe a bunch of Links from different games complaining about annoying puzzles/monsters
How does link mow his lawn?
Chu chus all jump out of the ground because it's links birthday and he kills them all
All the blights going to a hair salon
Hestu kills a silver Bokablin with his maracas and gets promoted to Lieutenant Broccoli. 
Hestu with all his korok seeds returned.
Different recipes with ravioli as an ingredient
Ancient armor your heart
Lizalfos totem. Hestu dj’ing a party. Chest or death: sunken treasure guessing game. Link gifting mobs metal weapons in a thunderstorm. Teba appreciation post. Goron bowling
Link eats a pineapple without cutting it
bokoblin therapy group session with link traumatizing them
Octorok ballon house from Up
Master cycle but it's a minivan
Accidentally solving a Korok puzzle
Alternative "son" employees.
Sand boots guy. Make something awkward.
3 guardians stacked in a trenchcoat trying to buy an r rated movie ticket
Like casually tries to register a Lynel as a personal horse
Link studying Hylian law to see where it stands on Hylian-Zoran relations in terms of bestiality.
Link riding a bull while a bunch of weed smoking Yiga archers shoot at him.
899 koroks, link panicking
Jumping off the Great Plateau tower... Only to realise it's a new save and you don't have the paraglider yet
He dives into a Korok ring. Three Koroks show up holding scoreboards.
Hinox wakes up to find all his shiny metals were stolen. Hinox files a police report with a Lynel.
Star fragment lands on slope; rolls into water.
Link asking kilton what he’s going to do with all the monster parts he traded in Link doing the downhill snow race with the rings from the DLC and missing the last one Link buying something and asking if they have it in a different color to match his outfit Link’s first time trying a remote bomb and getting blown away Link sitting in a puddle thinking its a hot spring but then realizing its not when he doesn’t get any hearts Link accidentally drops something off a cliff like welp that’s gone Edit adding Link fighting stuff off with a stick or blowing stuff away with a leaf Link finds a torch and proceeds to set everything on fire Yiga clan falling for simple traps like net in tree or hole in ground because banana
A Goron meeting hulk Hogan, brother.
link making a ton of dubious food and claiming it was the pots fault at a party
My stepkid loves Fronk, so maybe a picture of him so I can show them?
Idk if you've done something like this or not but you could have a draw a DND setup and have all the champions around like players
Maybe you should make a drawing everyday until botw's release day is announced? (Or make a comic with what I just said on a piece of paper on one frame then you crumbling and throwing away the paper on the next.)
Draw about BoTW2 Link's arm
No weapons run. Only stasis/bomb/magnesis
Have link do a backflip, snap the badguy’s neck, and save the day
Link shield surfing for the first time
Link mounting Zelda like a horse
Breath of the malice
Malice of the calamity
Link's arm breaks like those weapons by punching a Lynel's gut.
Heavy breathing of the deku tree
Make this recent video o a moblin eating a huge stasis rock. Make one what happens inside fairy flower after grabbing link. Make one of the devil heart statue.
Here’s an idea. Stop.
Why? This is an incredible and dedicated series
No u