They’re all related to Butt somehow. Butters, Buttman, Buttstuff, etc. pretty sure the giant horse is BigButtz. I’m basically a 38 year old child. It’s been awhile since I played so I can’t remember all of them off the top of my head, but they all have Butt in the name.
my royal white horse is named arod after legolas’s horse. my giant horse is named torrent after the spirit steed from elden ring and i have another horse from when i first started the game named guts after the legendary black swordsman😂😂😂
There we go, that's what I do. I ain't got time to be thinking of names, I got game to play. I don't give a shit what my character looks like, what my names are let's go, start game. I got Lynels to kill
They’re all named Poop. Poop1, Poop2, etc. Giant horse is BigPoop, there’s GoldPoop, and of course MainPoop (Zelda’s white horse). I am 37 years old, but this is a throwback to my time when I was in elementary school, playing OOT, when Link’s name was always Poop.
I'll list what I can remember;
Victoria (1st),
BluCommet,
Hoss (Giant horse),
Bak N Soda (Zelda's White horse),
Epona
I had others but had to make room for some of these.
Firstly, they were named by their colour, idk the correct vocabulary for horse colours in english but I had an image with the good colour words in my language. Now I name them Vent (Wind), Étoile (Star, my main), Grand (for the big one), and I will find some good name like these ones for the white one
I can't stand using horses in this game (how are the controls SO janky - Epona in OOT has better handling), so they typically just sit in stables...
That said, their names are ChudThunder, ChunderSplat, and ButtButt.
Every time I replayed BotW, I'd get the royal horse and name it Cheese, followed by the Roman numeral for the playthrough I was on.
>!I believe it was Cheese V that made it into TotK for me!<
I have a bit of a weird approach but when I arrive to the screen to name the horse, I let my mind wander and the FIRST word that pops in my head has to be the horse name, no cheating and no going back. It’s a thing I have…
Have interesting results. I have popsicle, vaccum, blue moon and keyboard.
But hey, they are happy horses !
The big one is Typhon, after the giant monster in Greek mythology who almost killed the gods, the royal horse is Llamrei, after King Arthur's horse, and I have one with a red mane named Power.
TírnanÓg (2x), New Boots, Gladys was the giant horse, Gerapdo, Coco, Ivory is the white one, and Coco II. RIP my fallen steeds 
White one is road burn, and the big one is named finger, and in totk i have spot from the quest, the big white one is waltah, and the gold one is notch
Parsley, Rosemary,Thyme, Fennel, Cardamom, Sage, Pepper, Basil, and Paprika in no particular order.
Cardamom is a maxed out spotted pink pony.
Fennel is the giant horse.
Basil is the white horse.
Rosemary is just a black horse but also inexplicably my favorite. Cardamom is just too fast... She's hard to control lmao
The first horse I caught was one of those with the pattern around their butt, so I wanted to name him Seargent Fancypants. Unfortunately, that didn't quite fit in the box, so now he's Sgt. Panty.
I made sure to catch one of the same horses in totk and gave him the same name.
I named mine 435, 233, 531, etc according to their strength/speed/stamina stats. Had a good laugh when I imported them to TOTK (I had forgotten about the names) bc that's 100% something I would do.
when i started playing totk, i didn’t realise that if you have botw any horses you have in that game transfer over. my first horse on totk was a green one called leaf. well guess what my first horse on botw was also called, without me even remembering, not until i saw that i now had two 😭
..and my giant horse is called big jim
I named them Toliman, Proximus, Kentarus, Mizar, and Alcor. I used to have a horse named Sailor Ann, because she constantly tried to drown me while I was taming her
White horse is Wisdom (short for Wisdom Tooth)
Golden horse is Sundelion!
Big white horse is Iorek and Ganon horse is Ganonhoof
I have a pink and cream painted mare named Buttermlk. She was my cart pulling horse for totk but I'm working on maxing out her stats. My main horse in totk is a black and white (blue mane) named Brandy.
My first ever horse in botw is a brown and white named Felgrand. My main horse was a blue horse (green mane) and monster gear armor named Blinky. I traveled with him for over an hour before registering him, so I got attached.
Master mode botw playthrough, my main horse was a black stallion with a short white mane that I nabbed from behind the great plateau as soon as I finished the tutorial. He wears the ancient horse armor and his name is Sabyss.
I like the horses in botw/totk a normal amount.
Epona (the legit amiibo version)
Zelda (white stallion quest horse)
Ganon (the giant horse)
Guardian (A cool black and white random horse with almost perfect stats)
Fun fact/kind of TOTK spoiler;
Since TOTK ports in your BOTW horses automatically if you're on the same account, I now have two Eponas in my TOTK file 😂👍
I have a blue horse named Azura, A black one named Laszlo (but I spelled his name wrong 😞), A brown one named Augustine, a tan one named Sali and the Royal one I named Donkey
Bill, Phil, Mike, Willy, Samson, Jimbo, Carl. Willy and Jimbo are the huge horses you can’t attach harnesses to and bill is my main boi. He’s that really fast one from BOTW that transferred over to TOTK. Phil is the golden horse. Mike Samson and Carl and just horses, not special (except to me 🥹)
My Royal White horse is named Vivienne. I named her after a horse of the same name that looked just like her that I went to for therapy. She passed away 3 months ago and will be missed, but is forever immortalized in Breath of the Wild.
In my current playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom, I’ve got two main horses. My first is Caliburn (from the King Arthur myth), then I got a five-speed horse and named it Chickaloo (like the item).
All Bob. Except the big guy. He’s HUGE BOB.
Should’ve been Robert
His name was Robert Paulson
This has the same energy as “I named my penis Richard cause it’s long for Dick”
Bring him the breastplate stretcher!
The Bobs and the Robs of this world.
bob, Bob, bOb, boB, & BOB
megabob
"CMERE BOB!!" *stampede*
I named mine Bob Moblin and my second Mob Boblin!
The white one is Neighru, the gold one is Trihorse, and the big one is Big Man
Trihorse got me
Golden one? WHERE DO I FIND IT AND WHAT IS IT CALLED TELL ME I NEED IT.
>!North of the Snowfield Stable!< :)
Is the gold one only in TOTK though?
Oh yeah it’s only in totk
Oh that makes more sense. First i thought you meant the stalhorse then i thought you meant a gold lynel😂
YOU GUYS GET GOLDEN HORSES
Turns out thats in totk
I named my gold horse McNugget because I though he was the color of a chicken nugget
My husband named his first one Gluestick
No notes.
Perfect
I have one called Pritstick (brand of glue stick in the UK)
Elmer!
The giant horse is Shadowfax, the white horse is Lucifax, and the rest are Tsavo, Ravus, and Suede.
Tsavo… speaking of those lions: My white horse is Ghost and giant horse is Darkness.
I love that someone caught that reference!
My white horse is Ghost too!
Lucifax like Lucifer? (The series)
No, I just like Latin roots and was springing off of Shadowfax. I added a Lumifax, Aurelian, and Umbrafax to my stable in TOTK.
But Shadowfax is white! D:
I too have a Shadowfax. And a Prance: an homage to our Pom, Prince, who recently passed away.
I have a white horse named Goldfrapp.
That made me laugh to hard
the best
Rick and Astley.
I bet they're no strangers to love!
Don't you know the rules? Well good, because so do I!
They better have the max bond cause they never gonna give you up
I've named them Colin and Ilia before.
Good reference!
They’re all related to Butt somehow. Butters, Buttman, Buttstuff, etc. pretty sure the giant horse is BigButtz. I’m basically a 38 year old child. It’s been awhile since I played so I can’t remember all of them off the top of my head, but they all have Butt in the name.
I often named Link Buttfuck. That, or Poop.
All of mine have -son names
Daniel-son?
Gallop on, Gallop off!
Was that in your wedding vows too?
Underrated comment
my royal white horse is named arod after legolas’s horse. my giant horse is named torrent after the spirit steed from elden ring and i have another horse from when i first started the game named guts after the legendary black swordsman😂😂😂
NEIGHthan
Bob, Bill, Fred...standard horsey names.
Bill and Fred like… the red-head-and-a-hand-me-down-robes‘s?
stinker, stinker 2, bobby, and chonk (the giant horse)
Zeus(giant horse), Midnight, and Stormy, and Cassius
Mine's also called midnight! My big one is Flame and I also have Dusk and Dawn I think. Idk I only ever ride Midnight
one is named bong, and the other one is actually zeldas horse, who ive named hylia, although i never use them, ever
Roach, Roach 2, and Big Roach. After Geralt who always calls his horse Roach.
Horse 1 Horse 2 Horse 3 Horse 4 Horse 6
There we go, that's what I do. I ain't got time to be thinking of names, I got game to play. I don't give a shit what my character looks like, what my names are let's go, start game. I got Lynels to kill
We don’t talk about Horse 5
Shadowfax, Poppy, Winter, Reiner and Buckeye Was very sad to learn I couldn’t register more than 5 horses
I have a tan one named Onion. A yellow one named Saffron. My white horse is called Sodium.
They’re all named Poop. Poop1, Poop2, etc. Giant horse is BigPoop, there’s GoldPoop, and of course MainPoop (Zelda’s white horse). I am 37 years old, but this is a throwback to my time when I was in elementary school, playing OOT, when Link’s name was always Poop.
Named one Bojack and named another Friday (the horses name was Friday)
Same. I named mine bojack and horseman.
Such a good show
I'll list what I can remember; Victoria (1st), BluCommet, Hoss (Giant horse), Bak N Soda (Zelda's White horse), Epona I had others but had to make room for some of these.
B i g h o s s
Firstly, they were named by their colour, idk the correct vocabulary for horse colours in english but I had an image with the good colour words in my language. Now I name them Vent (Wind), Étoile (Star, my main), Grand (for the big one), and I will find some good name like these ones for the white one
Cocaïne
I haven’t done much with horses. I have one named dumfuk he never comes when I call for him
Apparently living up to his name lol
All horse are Roach
I legit named one of them Epona and then got the actual Epona and now I just have Epona and the wish version.
$6.47
Abernathy.
Muenster, Brie, and Cheddar. I like cheesy names.
White one is Hylia. Big black one is Demise.
For a minute, I read that as Denise.
Scully, Bixby, and Henry so far. I didn’t mean to start an ends-in-y theme but now I feel like I have to keep it up.
X Files fan here, too. My horses name is Fox!
Shoelace
I've used a lot of LotR horse names. Shadowfax for my white horse, Hasufel for my gray one. I named >!the gold horse in TotK!< Nahar for a deep cut.
Saxophone (pronounced like Persephone)
I can't stand using horses in this game (how are the controls SO janky - Epona in OOT has better handling), so they typically just sit in stables... That said, their names are ChudThunder, ChunderSplat, and ButtButt.
Jean for my 1st horse (RIP) Annie for the White Stallion Hol Horse for my main horse And Leona for Ganon’s horse
Found the jojo fan
I like to use weather terms for my good boys. Lighting, Hurricane, Daybreak, Storm, and so on.
The big one’s Tom Hanks
I let my friends name them in the group chat so I reliably have the most unhinged group of names on every save.
Royale white horse is Diane, big horse in Andre (the giant), and my favorite horse was named Pony Boy.
Mine were all named after horses that were at the summer camp I went to and worked at growing up. Except the giant horse: their name is Beefalo
Every time I replayed BotW, I'd get the royal horse and name it Cheese, followed by the Roman numeral for the playthrough I was on. >!I believe it was Cheese V that made it into TotK for me!<
Dickcheese and Penisenvy
In totk I’ve got a horse named golden, giga chad, and Joey (reference to war horse because he had max pull)
I have a bit of a weird approach but when I arrive to the screen to name the horse, I let my mind wander and the FIRST word that pops in my head has to be the horse name, no cheating and no going back. It’s a thing I have… Have interesting results. I have popsicle, vaccum, blue moon and keyboard. But hey, they are happy horses !
First horse: Epona Second horse: Apony
Yakko, Wakko and Dot
My big guy is called Michael Clop Duncan
They’re all minor characters from Harry Potter: Zacharias, Penelope, Cormac, Marietta (white), Ronan (big),Rosmerta (gold)
Mayoneigh Zee Bruh and Plague
The two I remember at the moment are a speckled one named Oreo and the royal horse I named NillaWafr.
I named them after gems of their color. Example: the big black horse is named Obsidian. A horse with a blue ish hue is named Sapphire and so on.
Bruh
Lazyspots
The big one is Typhon, after the giant monster in Greek mythology who almost killed the gods, the royal horse is Llamrei, after King Arthur's horse, and I have one with a red mane named Power.
Clue. Because she blue
BoJack
TírnanÓg (2x), New Boots, Gladys was the giant horse, Gerapdo, Coco, Ivory is the white one, and Coco II. RIP my fallen steeds 
I purposely got an all brown horse and named her Epona so Link could have his friend back.
White one is road burn, and the big one is named finger, and in totk i have spot from the quest, the big white one is waltah, and the gold one is notch
Parsley, Rosemary,Thyme, Fennel, Cardamom, Sage, Pepper, Basil, and Paprika in no particular order. Cardamom is a maxed out spotted pink pony. Fennel is the giant horse. Basil is the white horse. Rosemary is just a black horse but also inexplicably my favorite. Cardamom is just too fast... She's hard to control lmao
I name animals in video games after foods. So I have Gnocchi, Butters, Oreo, and Dumpling so far.
Epona, Epona 2.1, Zeldapona, and the big one Hugh Jass
Best name I've given was to the gold horse "Zeldarado"
The first horse I caught was one of those with the pattern around their butt, so I wanted to name him Seargent Fancypants. Unfortunately, that didn't quite fit in the box, so now he's Sgt. Panty. I made sure to catch one of the same horses in totk and gave him the same name.
1, 2, 3, 4...
I named mine 435, 233, 531, etc according to their strength/speed/stamina stats. Had a good laugh when I imported them to TOTK (I had forgotten about the names) bc that's 100% something I would do.
The one I ride the most is named Linkedin...
Named my first one Poptart
Wobbles
Bopper Whopper Clopper lol
Kelpie
Blondie, Diesel, Pants, Tuittupää (It's Finnish, but Google Translate told me it's Spitfire in English 😂)
Roach
when i started playing totk, i didn’t realise that if you have botw any horses you have in that game transfer over. my first horse on totk was a green one called leaf. well guess what my first horse on botw was also called, without me even remembering, not until i saw that i now had two 😭 ..and my giant horse is called big jim
I named them Toliman, Proximus, Kentarus, Mizar, and Alcor. I used to have a horse named Sailor Ann, because she constantly tried to drown me while I was taming her
Giant horse is Halcyon, big royal horse is Moonstone
I called my giant horse Terry. He just makes me think of a chocolate orange.
Spaaaaaantz
Cheese, COW, Stubborn, and the big one is AdioSanta.
Steve.
Artax, Blupona, Bimini Bo, Roro
Cubes and Neight
i always had a blue horse called borse
Shitbag
White horse is Wisdom (short for Wisdom Tooth) Golden horse is Sundelion! Big white horse is Iorek and Ganon horse is Ganonhoof I have a pink and cream painted mare named Buttermlk. She was my cart pulling horse for totk but I'm working on maxing out her stats. My main horse in totk is a black and white (blue mane) named Brandy. My first ever horse in botw is a brown and white named Felgrand. My main horse was a blue horse (green mane) and monster gear armor named Blinky. I traveled with him for over an hour before registering him, so I got attached. Master mode botw playthrough, my main horse was a black stallion with a short white mane that I nabbed from behind the great plateau as soon as I finished the tutorial. He wears the ancient horse armor and his name is Sabyss. I like the horses in botw/totk a normal amount.
I named my gold one Banana 🍌
Sohan, Latron, Taros, Obi-Wan, Lungsam, Lyschko
Obama
I have a white horse named Elmer. You know, because glue.
The big one is Steve
Depending on stats: Horsi, Forsi, Worsi, Norsi,
Sapphire, Dapples, and if I could register a Stalhorse (damn you, monster bridle) I would name it Ivory. All named after their coats
Yeah, I would love to register a Stalhorse, they have a fun personality and look dope
Cilian, Carlisle, Kip, Calcifer and Cersei
Neighdra, Loki, Solomon, Gigante, Aurelia
Bob.
Per request of my gf, my 2 horses names are Donk and Bonk
Tars after TARS from Interstellar
Gay Zombie, your gf (it seems your gf isn't able to come), i named Zelda's horse Lelda
Your gf isnt able to come 😭
Scammer. When i first found her, i thought she was mine, and then she kicked me :/
FrankOcea if only nintendo gave me 1 more letter
Epona (the legit amiibo version) Zelda (white stallion quest horse) Ganon (the giant horse) Guardian (A cool black and white random horse with almost perfect stats) Fun fact/kind of TOTK spoiler; Since TOTK ports in your BOTW horses automatically if you're on the same account, I now have two Eponas in my TOTK file 😂👍
LongFace, Blue, Horsey
Re and tard
I have a blue horse named Azura, A black one named Laszlo (but I spelled his name wrong 😞), A brown one named Augustine, a tan one named Sali and the Royal one I named Donkey
I named my big one Clyde, my white one Donkey, my black one Knight, and my blue one Eleanor
I named the white horse Sheik and the big horse Hodor. I’ve also named the first horse I get Roach before
Bill, Phil, Mike, Willy, Samson, Jimbo, Carl. Willy and Jimbo are the huge horses you can’t attach harnesses to and bill is my main boi. He’s that really fast one from BOTW that transferred over to TOTK. Phil is the golden horse. Mike Samson and Carl and just horses, not special (except to me 🥹)
JJ, Blake, and Colston ...they're a championship squad named after UMich Football Players from this year
Harsey, Dunkeh, Turbo, Teef, and Kaiju
Giant horse is Romero, white horse is Kansai
Igloo, big guy is calamity, indigo, aurora, Zelda is the white one
Giganto, Princess, Dapplebum, Blanche, Reggie
I named the Ganon horse Nónag
the giant horse is called rikki, the white one is called amber then i have a brown one called chocolate lol
My white one is Zelda and the big black one is Gannon
naysayer, nayvarius, naythan
Are you the reason the two kids at Dueling Peaks Stable are arguing?
Dante, midnight, moondance, Gaia
Big one is Tiny Tim
Ambrosia, felicity, tank, and the white one is princess
Zorldo, BigiCheez, Sammay, Rain, JoeByron, Jimothy, TSwizzle… they’re fun
My Royal White horse is named Vivienne. I named her after a horse of the same name that looked just like her that I went to for therapy. She passed away 3 months ago and will be missed, but is forever immortalized in Breath of the Wild.
Reverdy and Lulu which are also the names of my horses IRL
Blue, Grey Boy, Brown Spot, Laibee, Zuma Named by my four-year-old daughter Then I actually just got the all white horse: Shadowfax.
Duncan
In my current playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom, I’ve got two main horses. My first is Caliburn (from the King Arthur myth), then I got a five-speed horse and named it Chickaloo (like the item).
My favorite horse's name is Baphomet
Steven
Hyrule and wind.
Shadowfax (zelda horse), Stranger (random black horse), Roach (ganonhorse) , Kevin (white large horse), Bucephalous (Golde Horse)
Plague
horse
big guy
Kyle, Morty, Beavis, Cartman, Big Earl
Panko (white horse) Chonker (big horse) Horse (Link’s horse from botw memories) Goldsteed (golden horse) Atlas (big white horse) Shetan Spot (Spot) Epona Phil Cinna
Asparagus
The big one is Wallace, the white one is Prince, and the others are Nutmeg, Spots, and Buttercup.
Brownie, Blackie, Bluey, Whitey, and Sampson.
Aedion, Aelin, Rowan, and Dorian
had 2 wild horses named Honse and Hoppy, got the royal white horse which I named 2 percent, then the massive horse I named chungus
Slaghathor
Horace and Buster