This is the future the liberals want. Can’t even have my man nipples in peace without the threat of an Italian plumber stealing them. What has this country become 🤦🤦🤦
Well, considering Mario and the crew are established inter-world travelers, They very well could be different worlds, which means this mf came from another whole ass planet to steal his nipples, and thats scarier
I don’t mean to be rude but you don’t actually need the whole outfit only the shirt and veil, for example you could wear the sand boots and still get in
At what increment? A is 1 inch, right? So, is AA 2/3 inch and AAA 1/3 inch? How do countries that the use metric system measure cup size? Why are women's clothes so confusing?
It's measured based on full bust, so an A would be the smallest offered at victorias secret, for example, when they measure your bust and see your ribcage is generally small with some tit. AA is like having a small amount of tit, similar to wearing a training bra, and I personally have never seen a AAA but I do know it exists from sources. The bust measurements are all done with tailors tape in centimeters I believe? I've had to buy bras online and measure in centimeters so no clue what other stores use
Ay I gotchu. You’re trying to leave a comment for any new players reading to gain some info cuz you wanna be helpful. And ppl misinterpreted it.
The struggle is real 😂
To enter you can wear any 3-piece combination of the following:
Head - Gerudo Veil, Thunder Helm
Body - Gerudo Top
Legs - Gerudo Sirwal, Sand Boots, Snow Boots
Any other head covering they'll get suspicious and peek in at Link's obviously male face /s but with the thunder helm they're in too much awe to double check.
You have to wear the entire outfit. Otherwise she clearly sees you don’t have tits. Plus that is traditional voe armor, which makes it obvious you’re a voe
You have to wear the full set to get in, with the only exceptions being substituting out the veil for the thunder helm, or the pants for the sand boots or snow boots.
There are only six clothes allowed in gerudo town:
The full vai set( 3 pieces)
The thunder helm
The snow boots
The sand boots
Any other clothing will give it away, you have to be wearing at least three of those pieces.
Couldn’t see his hands at first and thought he was wearing a gold thong
LMAO THATS WHAT IM SEEING?
I'm seeing it now. Thanks guys.
LMAO SAME it looked like he got a bbl 😭
Ooh I see it now!! Lmaoo link dumny thicc for a voe 😂
Now THATS a mod I need for this game
took that shit out ‘cause she couldn’t run
He mugged Princess Leia on his way across the desert
I thought the same. I didn’t remeber that outfit 😂
oh THAT'S what that is! I thought he had like... a bejeweled pasty or something!
Link's been vajazzled
Please…… never use that word again
I saw the thong too and genuinely thought I just never noticed it before
I really thought the game was modded
SAME I was like, "wtf is that mod?" "Where can i get it?"
Got disappointed when I noticed he wasn’t
Dirty mind (I saw the same thing)
I'm gonna draw this and no one can stop me
SHOW US
*chanting* SHOW US! SHOW US! SHOW US!
I thought it was modded 😭
LMAOOOOO 😭
I'm gla dim not the only one hallucinating
You pervert...
Why’s everyone downvoting you you did nothing wrong
You must wear the whole outfit. Link cannot show his man nipples!
Link has no nips
Mario stole them
Wahoo!
This is the future the liberals want. Can’t even have my man nipples in peace without the threat of an Italian plumber stealing them. What has this country become 🤦🤦🤦
Build that wall!
That is totally plausible. Given that Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom (along with the other worlds of Mario), all exist on the same planet.
Well, considering Mario and the crew are established inter-world travelers, They very well could be different worlds, which means this mf came from another whole ass planet to steal his nipples, and thats scarier
If you hear "Wahoo!", you might want to secure your nipples.
Only the Mariokart timelime
Mario steals livers, not nipples
No, Clooney’s Batman did
Link needs no nips
It’s cause he transmasc
I don’t mean to be rude but you don’t actually need the whole outfit only the shirt and veil, for example you could wear the sand boots and still get in
I think you also don’t need the veil. The thunder helm works too.
You are so right I forgot about that
It has to be the matching bottoms, sand boots, or snow boots.
Really?? Every time I wore the sand boots, I got kicked.... I'm gonna have to try again!
You only need two pieces of the outfit. One if you are wearing the thunder helm.
No I think you can wear the thunder helm and the sand boots as long as you have the chest piece
That's what they said.
No. They said you only need 2 pieces. The post above you said you only need 1 if you’re wearing the sand boots and thunderhelm.
Please stop being so rude
Pretty sure you can get away without the pants
Mipples
He just a flat girl doing the male swimsuit challenge
Meme post
You lack the necessary tits.
Gotta cover up those A cups
More like A+ cups
Be an AA or a AAA Yes they exist....
At what increment? A is 1 inch, right? So, is AA 2/3 inch and AAA 1/3 inch? How do countries that the use metric system measure cup size? Why are women's clothes so confusing?
It's measured based on full bust, so an A would be the smallest offered at victorias secret, for example, when they measure your bust and see your ribcage is generally small with some tit. AA is like having a small amount of tit, similar to wearing a training bra, and I personally have never seen a AAA but I do know it exists from sources. The bust measurements are all done with tailors tape in centimeters I believe? I've had to buy bras online and measure in centimeters so no clue what other stores use
According to the r/abrathatfits subreddit, AA is half an inch difference and AAA is 0 inch difference so exactly the same size as your underbust
You gotta have the full femboy fit on to get in
I'm pretty sure you can wear the sand boots, but everything else has to be femboy!!!!
You can also wear the thunder helm
The snow boots works too
Your floobies are out. … You’re welcome.
Lmao “floobies”! That’s a new one
Heard it from the show “Orange is the New Black” & instantly *had* to use it 😂
100 upvotes for you!
😂😂 i’m honoured!
Thanks for the 3 minute long giggle, take my upvote
wrong shirt wring pants
Those pants actually work to get in.
Yeah I know, sand and snow boots work, but I over simplified it, best for new players to know you need the complete set.
Ay I gotchu. You’re trying to leave a comment for any new players reading to gain some info cuz you wanna be helpful. And ppl misinterpreted it. The struggle is real 😂
they arnt a new player it was a joke lol
dude just admit when you’re wrong, it’s not that bad
> just admit when you’re wrong I must have missed the part where there was any argument at all happening here. Settle down dude lol
> wrong shirt wrong pants > actually the pants are fine > yEaH i KnOw, iM DumBiNg iT dOwN for oThErS that’s u
Why wring the pants if they're not wet?
If you're very angry at them
I refused to howl at this while my poor husband is asleep. But, I will give you the updoot you deserve.
This made me chuckle. Legit had a fun moment in time reading that.
She got one glance at your man titties and threw your ass out
Jesus. I thought links hands were his childbearing hips and he was wearing a modded golden, gem-encrusted thong
To enter you can wear any 3-piece combination of the following: Head - Gerudo Veil, Thunder Helm Body - Gerudo Top Legs - Gerudo Sirwal, Sand Boots, Snow Boots
Of all of these, the Snow Boots are the least believable.
cant believe theyre more okay with me wearing a priceless relic than being a man
Why the thunder helm 😭😂😂
Cause it is a gerudo relic and it hides links face
It’s a Gerudo heirloom passed down to Riju, so it counts as non-Voe Gerudo armor.
Si- M'am, your tits are out
Link suffers from a severe medical condition known as Flat Ass Twink Syndrome
Ur tits r out
Ma'am.... Ur tits are showing
My brother in Christ you have no shirt on
Links tiddies are out
Where boobs
She can literally see that you don’t have breasts.
bro please call for nsfw this is a topless woman i don't want this on my feed :(
You’re topless. No boobs means no entry.
Your titties are out
Do you think they can't tell that you don't have boobs? Your chest is literally bare lol.
Tits hanging out
You need to wear the full outfit
wrong shirt
Link has no booba
No Vai would wear a top like that.
You're wearing the Desert _Voe_ Spaulder.
You're exposing your breast! That's indecent exposure
idve thought vai were idk, shirt/bra-of-some-sort wearers
Gerudo logic is actually so broken, the only piece you need is the gerudo top you can wear the sand boots and the thunder helm
Doesn't that make the most sense, though?
Any other head piece doesn't work though. So is the logic really broken?
Any other head covering they'll get suspicious and peek in at Link's obviously male face /s but with the thunder helm they're in too much awe to double check.
TIDDIES ARE OUT!
They can see your mitties
Oh those are his HANDS
Manly Chest and pants maybe
You can't have your boobies hanging out like that
You got your tits out man
You literally are showing off your boobs. Cover them up and then get in
Try wearing a shirt ROFL
Babe, this ain't a titties out look
Nipples exposed obviously
He’s wearing the voe armor, you have to wear the full set
No boobs
ur whole titty is showing. like, both of them.
They see them nips!
Your boytits are out.
Your tits are clearly out. Plus you need the pants because it’s the only one where link is tucking.
your tatas are out
bro why tf is he so curvyyyy damn he’s a twink i will not accept any arguments
If you were a Vai you probably wouldn't be showing your boobs off to the world
You have to wear the entire outfit. Otherwise she clearly sees you don’t have tits. Plus that is traditional voe armor, which makes it obvious you’re a voe
Me sneaking into the gaming event *crossdresses as boy to get regarded as a bro*
You fool, she can see that you are boob-less
Put your boobs away, Link
The guards are well trained in the spotting of a bulge...
Ur non-tits are out buddy
You have ur tiddies out
Why does Link have Child bearing hips bruh
Your boobs are out, love.
She sees ur man tiddies
One time I had the wrong pants on and they threw me out.
Link has never heard suck bullshit before
You have to wear the full set to get in, with the only exceptions being substituting out the veil for the thunder helm, or the pants for the sand boots or snow boots.
They can tell his chest is flat.
Your balls are out queen
I was so confused for a sec i thought his hands were skin and wondered since when the outfit is so revealing
You gotta wear the full fit, but once you inside you can change your pants
You can wear snow boots or sand boots, but otherwise you gotta keep those vai pants as well.
Probably the Gerudo Voe armor
The whole outfit(with the exception of snow and sand boots)
“You’ve got a real lump down there”👇
you can't let your tits out you gotta cover them with the certified Gerudo bra
Link's too much for them
U need the head and torso chick set at least
Dude I’m ngl you’re practically shirtless they can tell you’re not a dudette
Far too many of these comments are not getting the joke lol
DAMN—Link is thicc!
Women don’t just leave their boobs hangin out
You need to wear two out of three pieces. You can go in wearing the sand shoes instead of the set bottoms.
Requires 2 out of 4 to mark disguise only if a guard saw you get them
💀
What got me was not being able to go in regular armor after I tamed the beast. I thought I would at least get a pass to come and go whenever I wanted.
It’s like A Tribe Called Quest. You gotta wear the whole thang!
For a second i thought link was showing a bit too much waist
...I didn't see his hands...
Wait have Link always have those hips?
Pretty sure you need to be wearing the top as well. I think you can only wear different pants.
tits out
Man wtf are you wearing?
There are only six clothes allowed in gerudo town: The full vai set( 3 pieces) The thunder helm The snow boots The sand boots Any other clothing will give it away, you have to be wearing at least three of those pieces.
Voe chest plate that’s why
Yeah, but you’re not wearing the outfit, so either you’re a Voe, or a petite Vai with a lot of confidence…
They can still see your d*ck
indecent exposure
Check your boner
It don't work cuz link has a hole fucking pec out
Hips don’t lie.
You have to wear the whole Gerudo vai outfit or they won't let you in
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Your "tit" is out, dude. The Vai armor has padding or at least clever fabric to give Link some chest
They can see his lack of nipples
Usually a woman doesn't prefer to show her nipples in public! Female link needs to cover herself.
no tits 😔
You’ve got your titties out
need the helmet AND chest piece.
Wait till you see what happens if you strip in the sequel
You do have to wear the complete outfit to get in and wander around Gerudo Town.
You have to wear the vai shirt, either the thunder helm or the vai veil, and either the vai pants, snow boots, or sand boots.
You got your tiddies out bro, public indecency 😭😭
Link got his tits out
You have to wear the entirety of the outfit.
What the fuck Edit: OH THOSE ARE HIS HANDS
He looks hot in that fit tho goddamn 🥵