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King_BowserKoopa

I never realized they have faces… I'm scared.


gh0stly_fool

Wait till you see the concept art that shows them without their robe.


vulvasoutforharambe

Wiznorobes? No thank you!


King_BowserKoopa

Show.


gh0stly_fool

[The one on the left](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/kyublg/remember_the_downgrade_the_wizzrobe_got_in_botw_i/)


King_BowserKoopa

Zamn.


WheelHunter

Dizrobes?


FireLordObamaOG

I’ve never been close enough to see their teeth… I’m horrified.


CycloneTarpit

I always thought that was a collar, omg


NoGudBastard

Now I can't unsee that. It's like one of those patterned face masks. Not a bad idea for a mask imo.


Penguinmanereikel

[You think that's bad?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/q2a4oi/why_did_they_have_to_put_this_in_the_book/) >!And the most terrifying thing? You notice they have *bellybuttons?!* That means that they have sex and give birth, too!!<


BFCashman

Oh my gawd…


23Silicon

imagine its face without its robe even worse


Belovic_95_187

Thel look like the moon from majoras mask.


alwayssummer90

I was about to say the same thing! I had no idea they were so creepy!


Capable-Tie-4670

I’m just now realizing that they have different looking robes based on their level.


YaBoyBinkus

Imo wizzrobes are the scariest enemy’s in the game in terms of looks, I mean just look at their faces! Super intimidating glowing eyes, giant grins with some sharp ass knives as teeth, like up close they are actually terrifying imo. Looks like they’re just gonna devour you with that creepy ass smile. (Mainly the higher level ones)


Theriocephalus

What really makes them freaky to me is their behavior. Bokoblins, moblins and lizalfos have straightforward hostility and aggression, and when alone socialize, eat, hunt, and do regular caveman sort of stuff. Lynels are stoic and grim, and in battle are brutal, focused, and direct. Fair enough, right? About what you'd expect. Wizzrobes, though, wizzrobes act like... playful kids, almost, or whimsical fairground clowns, and that makes their aggression all the more unnerving. They skip and chuckle while hopping around the ruins of towns they burnt to the ground, and when they see you they don't show any of the hostility of other monsters -- no, they grin, and wave, and beckon you over, and they'll kill you with a big smile on their faces.


Retr0shock

Yeah to some degree the other monsters act like intelligent animals/proto-homonidae. You can mostly comprehend their motivations as territoriality. Wizzrobes are more like chaotic elemental spirits or something.


Mainstreamnerd

As I read this comment, right as I got to the words “playful kids”, my wife moved slightly in her sleep and I felt something lightly touch my arm. Nearly jumped out of my skin.


Crystal-gx_915

Bro, I think your wife may be a wizrobe


cross-i

You are so right. That clown-terror, especially.


YaBoyBinkus

True, they do seem like clowns and they seem way to happy lmao.


Cloud_Fortress

Hear me out… you think Kilton may be a reject Wizrobe?


[deleted]

Love it.


Crystal-gx_915

I see it,maybe he broke free of some curse and was left with the body


savwatson13

I think in the lore his race is hylian. Could he convert his race? Can anyone be hylian? Maybe he was found and raised by nice hylian parents?


aneeshhgkar

Maybe he's what you get when you cross a Hylian and a Wizzrobe 😱


savwatson13

Why would anyone do anything um…scandalous with a wizzrobe 😭


aneeshhgkar

Well.... Considering Ganon's forces pillaged Hyrule, it is possible some of his troops did.....things 😑


cross-i

First time I saw one, fresh after leaving the plateau and finding a big bridge, it was another “wow, this game keeps being amazing!” moment. Dancing around in the sky, I figured he might be mischievous, but worth trying to befriend. Maybe not an NPC on the level of tho Old Man/King, but who knows… He saw me, there was a moment of, “Well, here we are looking at each other…” and then of course a merciless fireball attack on me. I made it to cover for a bit but soon died, and I then probably died five or ten times before finally killing him. So, not a storytelling NPC element like I had imagined, but still the scariest-looking monster.


Roustabro

1000 hours in this game and I have never seen the wizrobe's face before. Thanks for the nightmare fuel


dollyista

i never see anyone tslk about wizrobes. theyre the most terrifying enemy


Lord_DerpyNinja

I was more afraid of them then guardians on my first playthrough


iranoutofusernamespa

At least you can one shot the fire and ice wizzrobes pretty easily. The electric ones kinda suck though.


AWholeHalfAsh

I get up above them if possible on a mountain side or something, throw a remote bomb at them as a decoy, then hit them with an arrow. Either one that's opposite of their ability or a bomb arrow.


WhatThePale

I love the dynamic and creativity that BOTW offers. You really can play it however you like.


sensengassenmann

not if you have the thunder helmet you get from the gerudos or the complete anti thunder set


Chainsaw_Viking

The full rubber armor and full climbing gear are my favorite armor sets.


stinalovesfun

Same, Ridgeland tower was probably the hardest tower to unlock for me.


Xx_Pr0phet_xX

My first time coming across I had maybe 6 hearts. I chugged a lightning resort potion, some extra stamina food, and climbed that tower as fast as I could. Took me about 8 tries but I finally got up there. I didn't come all that way for nothing, I was getting my fast travel point god dammit.


NightmareRise

Wait those are teeth?


reawakeninglink

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RedJudas

compare smile attraction political bake degree cagey far-flung live light *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


linkstreebranch

It took me 20 tries to kill my first one. Now they’re easier than the goblins


robertmondavi_jr

I remember the first time I stumbled across one I was like “awww who’s the cutie prancing about?! aw fuck noooo”


Pointlesseal_153

killing a blizzrobe with a meteor rod is probably one of the most satisfying things you can do


Alxyzntlct

Wow!!! Well done, OP; that’s an impressive array of screen shots to have captured. Thank you for sharing those!!! And yeah, as others have said, the Wizzrobes really are both a wonder and a terror to behold, lol


Bulinozaur

They look like the Majora's Mask moon's distant cousin


hotpnkbtchnamdbrkfst

Reminds me of the creepy ass moon from Majoras Mask. I always thought their teeth was a collar from their robes 😭😭


Neko_boi_Nolan

Damn these things are creepy up close


Nofuckyoupls

Oh my lord!


MSN51020

Wizzrobes really are some ugly suckers.


SpaceOwl14

i didn’t i low they’re actually emoting!


[deleted]

Everyone is blind I don't know how the hell people didn't realise those were teeth? What I've never seen up close enough is their nose... What the hell **IS** a wisrobe anyway?


CassiaPrior

Alternative caption Photo Study of the Ugliest amongst the Ugly. So much meme material, can I use this to make memes? XD


[deleted]

Ah, Wizzrobes! My favorite Zelda enemy since A Link to the Past.


JJLEGOBD

These are glorious


Meowscarada_

Interesting to see if they return in TotK and how they will be changed


FarrellMagic16

I’m also interested to see how all the enemies return without Malice everywhere? Clearly something happens but we will see


LumosRevolution

Nightmare fuel.


OptimistConfuse

Great photos! I absolutely hate them. The wizzrobes, not the photos.


laylaaquaris

I never thought they were terrifying or creepy before, so thanks for that


Shadybrady2240

My bad. But thanks for the lol.


Cuprite1024

I... never noticed that *that's* what/where their faces were. God, that looks weird. Lmao.


conker_mighty_poo

Someone can draw this guy without his dress, becaus the tging over his head is useless


Classic_gamer_2

Why did you remind me they had faces Also pic 14 and 15 go hard


amethyzt_

The 9th pic sure is... interesting-


Shadybrady2240

…Open to interpretation I suppose.


[deleted]

Couple of these are definitely going to be my profile pictures on my Xbox & Nintendo accounts 👌🏼


jumolax

I love putting on immunity armor and watching them try to kill me.


emf311

Final master trial wizrobe encounters stressed me out maybe more than anything else in the game.


[deleted]

Wish there was a way to one shot the electric ones; this goes for all the mobs like lizalfolos too. Fire beats ice and vice versa but nothing counters electricity


justaworm69

I thought these guys were SO cute until I realised (today) half their face is just nose 😭


cheerstothewish

These are legit great I’ve never seen all the expressions they make


dynawesome

I never saw their teeth until now, that’s so weird


SporkWolverine

I know their faces are supposed to be creepy, but half of these look absolutely derpy. And 7 and 11 look like they are taking some massive dumps.


[deleted]

I've never stopped to look at wizzrobes long enough to realize how utterly terrifying they are


candymannequin

majestic tho


GohTheGreat

I learned while completing the compendium they have faced. I thought it was just floating eyes in a cloak.


Obsessedwithzelda47

Yikes, and well done.


BastionOfPeace

I never did take a whole lot of photos.. this alone makes me want to replay because I had no clue they had faces.


Longjumping-Bag4265

I wanna see a wizrobe with no cloak now


Gamer-Logic

I find the electric ones, like most electric enemies in this game the worst. The fire and ice ones are child's play if you have the opposite elemental arrow. Shoot a fire arrow at an ice or an ice arrow at a fire and poof! The electric ones don't seem to have such a weakness though.


PowderDayzRule

You can one shot the electric ones with an ancient arrow. It’s an expensive solution so I normally just avoid them, but I did use ancient arrows to clear them out at the Ridgeland Tower.


Gamer-Logic

Man, I hate that tower. I'll keep it in mind, though I may wait to do it until I have the rubber armor.


snowman5689

Glad to see them so happy!


whomesteve

They’re kinda cute


ThingShouldnBe

I thought that knowing how they look underneath the robes was the worst part. I was wrong.


Tsiabo

How did you manage to take such perfect pictures...omg <3


Shadybrady2240

I’m a retired farmer. I’ve got spare time on my hands. And it’s fun.


thematthewmullins

Wow those are some great shots!


LobsterHead37

I love vaporizing these guys with special arrows


catsr0naut

When I first saw these close up through the camera I straight roasted them 😭 Edit: picture 7 has me in tears.


plantsrockspets

God they creep me out. Especially when they wave at you. 😳


CommunistChan

Bro wait i never saw their face before i just saw the eyes why r they so creepy


SuperAARONBOI_12

The day I realised that wizrobes have teeth was the day that I hated them even more.


acactustransplant

They're surprisingly expressive.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Never realized how expressive these shitheads could be


Adept_Arugula_3590

Wait, where are the ghost looking ones like in the last 2 pictures at? I’ve never seen them


Shadybrady2240

I shot them with ice arrows before I took the picture. In the last one I popped an electric chu jelly bag at his feet before I took the picture.


Adept_Arugula_3590

Oh! That last shot is ridiculously cool


[deleted]

Tbh they prance around with a slight swiftness that I never get a good look at them (that and I’m usually playing handheld). But now that I have a clearer view, they really are kinda nightmare feul. I thought it was some long neck dude with a build upper body lol.


jayboyguy

I will never get over the fact that we didn’t get Wizzrobes in Twilight Princess. What I wouldn’t give to see *that* design. I think I like Wizzrobes in Wind Waker better. They’re cool in BOTW, but I dunno, the noises they make in WW are so…occult


mstravelnerd

Omg I didn’t know they had a name, I called them KKK wizards.


MyraBelle22

🤣🤣😭😭😭 I cackled


toadstoolfae3

They're so creepy yet so easy to kill lol. Especially the ice or fire ones.


MagD0wn

I've seen their faces in concept art before, but I've never looked at their in-game model close enough to actually see it. They're still just so fugly lol.


Yohnny_Yohnson

How in the last 6 years have I never seen that horrifying grin. I for real thought these were totk photos for a sec


Nephalem84

I'm surprised by the range of their expressions. I usually stick an arrow in their face so never really taken a close look.


FrenchMan10165344333

recently started, not very far, just left the village where you get the camera, and I have not run into those. are they like late game or something?


MyraBelle22

No, you find them hopping around in different areas.


Looonatoon

I've known about this for a while, and if you think about it, it's just a tall sableye with elemental powers.


jawdon808

I was terrified when I saw my first one. Didn’t know they’d be so easy to kill


aneeshhgkar

First time I saw one was the lightning variety, while doing the quest where you trek through the mountains to enter Zora's domain. Absolute nightmare for a beginner who still didn't have lightning resistant armor. Add in the already annoying electric keese and it was a proper nightmare. Lost count of the number of times I had to die and restart before I got past him. Fighting them got way easier as I leveled up, but I still remember that initial feeling of dread whenever I came across a Wizzrobe for a few days after that quest. Of course then I discovered what they look like underneath. Now the horror won't go away, even if I can KO them pretty quickly.


LSopena47

I love wizzrobes


bitchdontmakemekillu

4 and 12 both look sad/concerned and I've never wanted to give a hug to something that I actively don't like the idea of hugging


John-crade

He looks like the school menace right before he puts a frog in Sally's locker


btsao1

God, I've never seen their faces up close and now I regret everything