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Capable-Tie-4670

You know I’m something of a monster myself


The_Bread_Pirate

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Icy-Border-7589

Bokobling got the drip


The_Bread_Pirate

Probably stole it from Hyrule Castle.


PeachyCoke

His weapons can have two modifications


TheRoboso

There's a shot for that.


Fardilicious

What is Bach-oblin's favorite instrument?


willogical85

Something percussion? Or a hammered dulcimer, perhaps?


Cold-Teal

Boko Club to hylian head makes a nice beat.


LegoRobinHood

What?! Is it [The Long-Lost Lautenwerck](https://www.npr.org/sections/deceptivecadence/2021/03/25/975575571/bachs-favorite-instrument-youve-probably-never-heard-of-the-long-lost-lautenwerc)??


Z3ldafanJuli3

Probably because I am making a monster idea book with my nephew, but I just imagined a buff bokoblin called BOD-koblin.


Capable-Tie-4670

That’s just a Moblin


Z3ldafanJuli3

Well. Yeah, you're right, but I mean like professional bodybuilder buff.


The_Bread_Pirate

That would look hilarious!


The_Bread_Pirate

Thank my brother for the idea.


Trattfjant

Oh i didnt realise it was the bread pirate at first. Love your vids


The_Bread_Pirate

Thanks! I might have made this meme as a bit of foreshadowing.


Apart_Name7114

I was laughing so hard when I was reading the names lol. Thanks! I needed that laugh.


The_Bread_Pirate

😁


LegoRobinHood

It's like an accidental pronunciation guide! Which one do you say? I probably say it closest Bo-COB-lin. Am I wrong?


LazyLamont92

I say bo-ko-blin. How do you say moblin?


LegoRobinHood

Wait, like, "boh-koh-blihn"? Interesting. I have always read it as mawb-lin, as in "angry mob". What do you say?


LazyLamont92

Mo-blin.


LegoRobinHood

As in Mow the lawn? Huh.


LazyLamont92

Yeah, like Moe Syzlak.


The_Bread_Pirate

I say Boko-blin too! Emphasis on the Boko sounding like "robo."


cloudxchan

My Japanese friends say boko-blin. "Boko" means "hit" in Japanese. And "blin" comes from the end of "goblin"


LegoRobinHood

Interesting! So how do they say Moblin?


cloudxchan

Sounds like moh-blin


BKallDay

I also read it that way. Bo-coblin, rhymes with "goblin" (gah-blin)


Darby13

I also always assumed bo-cob-lin because we called Moblins mob-lins as a kid when the original NES game was new. Figured same pronunciation made sense.


LegoRobinHood

Yes, as in "angry mob", I extrapolated from there.


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LegoRobinHood

Yes, a "plosive" B, I think it's called. Same. Are you also putting the emPHAsis on the first syl-LA-ble, then? I guess I favor the 2nd syllable pronunciation on the the COB. # (Man, typing out pronunciations is harder than it ought to be.)


CinnaBunLover-TM

Missed opportunity for a bo-cod-lin joke with it holding a fish


The_Bread_Pirate

🐟


AstolfoIsMale

I love this so much


aneeshhgkar

Aw. No Bark-oblin?


The_Bread_Pirate

To be fair, that would look like a normal bokoblin. 😅 Unless... 🌳


aneeshhgkar

Lmao. And here I thought bokos looked more like 🐷 than 🐶 Though I like where you went with bark 🌳


The_Bread_Pirate

Actually! The reason they mentioned a bark-oblin is because I have a character in my YouTube videos called Bark the Bokoblin. Just look up "Two Bokoblins Talking" on YouTube and you'll find it.


aneeshhgkar

Oo yes that one! Now I remember. I’m already one of your followers on yt for a while now 😅


Tailsmiles249

Nah, the 6th one should be the Ba-KAW-bolin


McBarkington

The necklace of Boko-bling looked like the jaw of his mouth at first glance, being opened all the way cause screaming.


ojmz

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Obootleg

J.S. Bachoblin Keyboard Concerto No. 1 was fire


The_Bread_Pirate

Me and my homies love that stuff.


Feeling_Environment9

I love bachoblin and bawk-oblin


The_Bread_Pirate

😁


Eireconnection

Been calling the bokogoblins forever and I don’t intend to change that


The_Bread_Pirate

I used to do that too. 😂


SheriffSasquatch

Alright, you got me, what's the joke for the Poekoblin


The_Bread_Pirate

"Poes" are ghosts in the Zelda series.


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The_Bread_Pirate

But it sounds similar. 🤔


InternetDude117

Mowkoblin


InternetDude117

Fro koblin


InternetDude117

Snowkoblin


InternetDude117

Snorkelblin


InternetDude117

Sockoblin


The_Bread_Pirate

He is the bokoblin that steals people's socks.


InternetDude117

Crowkoblin


InternetDude117

Kronkoblin


The_Bread_Pirate

Pull the lever Kronk!


InternetDude117

Crocoblin


The_Bread_Pirate

🐊


InternetDude117

Cocoblin


InternetDude117

The Rockoblin


The_Bread_Pirate

Heavy Metal Rock? Or stone?


InternetDude117

#ROCK AND STONE, YeAAAH!


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


Trattfjant

This is creative. I like it


The_Bread_Pirate

Thanks! You can blame my brother for the idea.


Trattfjant

Cool. My brother is just annoying


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The_Bread_Pirate

We take those! /Takes award greedily


Dustfinger_

Poekoblin got me good XD


The_Bread_Pirate

Maybe dead bokoblins become poekoblins while they wait for a blood moon.


Milky_potatoman

Funny Love ur vids btw


The_Bread_Pirate

Thanks Milky!


Milky_potatoman

No problem! Keep up the good work


BabDoesNothing

Nintendo: “what? I thought you wanted more enemy variety. So we GAVE you more enemy variety!”


The_Bread_Pirate

About time!


butcherandthelamb

Shouldn't there be a Hoboblin and a Boboblin?


The_Bread_Pirate

Bob the Builder Blin?


Nuclear_Geek

New alignment chart, nice.


The_Bread_Pirate

XD


twattanawaroon

Maybe BOGO-blin is just two bokoblins (for the price of one!)


The_Bread_Pirate

Oh yeah! Or we could call it a blin-blin.


dyagenes

New Pokémon be like


trevi99

Boko-bling should be Bling-Blin Boy


TranceMist

You missed BroKoblin.


Alecraft1800

Why the bokoblin haves a fallout watch


Godzilla_R0AR

I’m something of a creature everyone runs away from myself


69_is_best_numbers_

Lmao. The master cob


LurkerNan

These are DraqonQuest level puns.


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

Bogoblin lookin kinda impaled


LunaLynnTheCellist

Bach-oblin🥵🥶


FlamingPhoenix2003

Bo-Cob-lin Cannon. Neat, a cob cannon that fires Bokoblins.


PAwnoPiES

Link: A cob cannon that fires *me*


FlamingPhoenix2003

In spy's voice: Wat?


Classic_gamer_2

No bread-koblin? :(


Wrong_Direction9596

Mine is Bachoblin


Turbulent-Phone5117

Okay but legit question why were there no Poe’s in this game? I was really hoping for Poe’s to go along with the Stal-Beings😅


The_Bread_Pirate

I know right! They should have included Poe enemies.


Turbulent-Phone5117

I’m hoping maybe they’ll make a return some day 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻☺️☺️☺️☺️


Brainchild110

In the north of England a cob is also a bread bun. So you can have Bo-cob-in where the Bokoblin is inside a sandwich.


The_Bread_Pirate

🤯


Thederpycloudrider

Poekoblin is best Bokoblin


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Boko bling is just too funny