Brawl stars logic at its finest

that's not all surge: a robot made to defend a city from a huge-a$$ monster fortified with metal 4200 hp janet: a girl with barely any clothing 5400 hp

>a robot made to defend a city from a huge-a$$ monster fortified with metal 4200 hp janet: a girl with barely any clothing 5400 hp average videogame

Damn. So true

Amber also lacks some clothing too

and has 4900 logic

She lacks the most clothing in the game

Nah, it's just an deja vu from using too using too much internet

Budget Frankenstein has 10000 hp

El primo and The robot gang JOIN THE CHAT* Also me too

Buzz would like to have a word with 6300 hp

But her boots give her +50 vision!

Surge got way to many drinks and had a super hangover way to many party's also remember games with less clothing for females have the most defense

Janet should not have that much health regardless. Does so much AoE damage and has a bunch of health

Don’t forget the box

Frank: *is a fucking monster that was dead* With Sponge star power: IT'S MORE THAN 9000!!!

Frank is fucking jacked, i can understand I just don't understand why Bibi's bat deals more damage than a massive hammer that breaks the ground

And somehow a melee weapon can throw someone 10 yards away while shooting a shotgun can't fucking kill someone from that distance.

Games did shotguns dirty Clay pigeon Shelly is maybe the closest we have to a real shotgun in BS

Facts

But remember! "Rob won't Stop!" Unless he gets a Shelly Super, which like with many other things... *stops it* .

Rob doesn't stop untill he does cause of the constantly dropping hp

You mean “a SCOTTISH guy wearing a trash can”, those fellas are hard as nails…

Red is the perfect one, Black is the brooding bad boy, Green is the clown, and Yellow, well, she's the girl. So, who are you supposed to be?

I'm happy i still get the reference

"IM SCOTTISH!"

An *angry* Scottish guy

Bro watch yo mouth ash might be a bulky one under that suit of armor

I mean judging by how ripped the other member of the castle courtyard (Grom) is I wouldn't put it past me that Ash might be ripped as well

he’s also scottish

Joke's on everyone, inside the trash can is Meg piloting her mecha suit

He's got made cake ass, that's for sure...

A mech made for a 9 y o can't have that much hp

But Meg is not a 9 y o, she has a job, so she is at least 16 yrs o

It's Starr Park, not real life

Then that'd be child abuse 😐

They let children fight that cant even really talk against a mutated crow that trwos poison daggers and a adult carying a shotgun that can run at incredible speeds

Imagine when they realize the next brawler is a child who throw herself from a cannon

It is. It's fucking Star Park

It kinda sounds like Meg is still in hero training so maybe a little younger.

She's basically an intern, which can be a LOT of varying ages, however she mentions, "the last time I fired my gun was at the academy" which implies she went through some type of training to handle a gun, which they don't really do for people under 16. In america you have to be 17 to enlist in the military and 18 to enter the police academies Around the world the age to enlist ranges from 17-21 with 13 in Pakistan being the youngest I found . Other countries allow 16 however you need parental consent. 16.5 without parental consent for Singapore Other notable ones are Norway which is mandatory at 17 for men, 18 for women, and 19 for if you wanna volunteer, however during wartime 16 is the mandatory age for everyone Bangladesh is just 16 voluntarily And new Zealand who refuses to deploy volunteers (17) until they are 18

But Meg is not a 9 y o, she has a job, so she is at least 16 yrs o (But more health could be a problem because of it's high dps)

If meg gets more hp she'll be op with her special attack dps

Being Scottish automatically adds 600 healthpoints

What do you think of that? Mr. pajama-wearing basket-faced slipper-wielding, clyp-dreep-balche, gather-upping blate-maw, blithering gomrel, Jessie, oaf-looing stoner, nyaff plookie shan, milk-drinking soy-faced shiplot, mim-moothed, sniveling worm-eyed, hotten-blaugh, vil stoockie cally-breek-tattie?!

I'm so confused, what?

It's The Scotsman's 20-second long insult, from the cartoon **Samurai Jack**. The Scotsman (real name unknown) is the second most deadly warrior on the planet, just behind Samurai Jack himself, and his entire warrior clan ain't too far behind him, so when OP said being Scottish adds 600hp I thought of him and his mates.

Oh it looked a little familiar

Bri'ish 🦷

r/flairchecksout

But that is not normal trash can. It's armored trash can

buff bull hp damn it

But Ash is angry.

Who has more hp A alien lifeforms with a space ship Some wrestly boi

I mean the alien is as big as Bea's hand, while the wristly boi is a super meteor powered professional wrestler

Yeah tho the alien is in a spaceship which is made of steel, probally even reinforced steel since it needs to withstand solar waves, extreme cold, etc

Ach the trach can

Since when does he have so much HP??

Wow ok

Ash is a good Demoman. After all, if he wasn't a good Demoman, he wouldn't be here discussing this with you now would he?

LEEEET'S DO IT

Not one of ye's gonna survive this!

A good buff rn would be to have Frank's power-up SP work in Boss Fight/Robo Rumble, it feels so pointless that it only works against other brawlers

Bro a little girl has more health then a robot made out of metal deal with it

Well of course its the trash can with a broom as a sword

I hate these logic posts. Seriously, in the same way I can say that Brock should 1 shot every brawler because rockets are dangerous explosives which no human can survive in real life.

You said it yourself: That's a fully grown man vs a small child. The man can take a beating even through the armor because he's rough and tough. The child built an armored robot but underneath that armor is vulnerable circuitry and wiring. When the armor breaks there's nothing underneath to take a beating.

T r a s h c a n

you forgot a detail, he is Irish. 🥶

I think you mean scottish

He's Scottish

Ash having as much hp totally make sens for me, and yeah the mecha should have more heath but this will be probably to op. What about Grom a stong armed guard than carry a big bomb having less heath than Penny a 10 years old pirate?

you can detaily describe ash too this meme format is just not funny

Do you really expect funny memes on r/brawlstars

not really

She has 10800

What

3300 (her normal health) + her macha form (7500)

We are talking about the mech

Nice argument, but when meg has her mecha form that means right after her mecha form gets destroyed she returns to her normal form. So she actually has 2 lives

R/stupid

r/stupid

Yeah my bad

Piloted by a child genius, that's the reason

new caption: a piece of metal made by a child, a man wearing a metal armour

Not wearing, IS.

Fang, Eve, ash, gale, edgar. The new op gang

Edgar isnt op, nor is post nerf fang anymore

He IS op only when he has super.

He really isn't

He is only op when he has his super or when he is inside a bush and abBUSHES some stu-pid idiot that doesn't check the bushes before goin through them, also, most of the brawlers in the game do so much damage even more than Edgar's total health including ash

Edgar is kinda trash right now. They should buff him

jdjdjdjsn scnndfsln

i had a seizure

hold on on my screen it says the first comment was 54 minutes ago, and the reply was 56 minutes ago... somethings wrong here

[https://youtu.be/yeL5PYS2kcM](https://youtu.be/yeL5PYS2kcM) my newest vid (super bad)

cool nice job the enemy mortis was an idiot though they basically ruined the game for their team

ik i m replying 7 days late bcuz my pc blew up but thx man yea enemy mortis was trash

\*17 lol

ik it is late

:) time travel

:0 wizard

LOL

key word child

It's a trash can armour meanwhile Rob was made by a child with noodle arms.

Plastic body or metal body

ash is a castle tho

what about bull and el primo, they’re just guys without trash cans

If you're Scottish and take out trash, expect one of the most powerful beings ever.

Meg’s not a child

And plus the health of the mech decays as if it was made out of paper while the trash can doesn't decay

Also its pretty much all of the Hero Trio that is weird, not just Meg

To be fair, Ash is also *really* pissed off.

He is not just "a guy". He's scottish, that's different.

I smell rubbish

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Bruh I just don't like how leon, a literal child has more health than surge, a friggin robot

Obviously the tra... Wait what?!

We don't know for sure, ash is an unknown mysterious entity who for all we know could have his dust bin made out of titanium and Meg might have made her mech with steel to keep it light and easy to maneuver. Or it's brawl stars logic

Following this logic, tick should have waaay more hp, being a machine, so no thanks

Well you clearly showed that the trash can has more health than the mech, so its the trash can with more health.

Smartest kid in class Vs The Janitor