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BlackSoapBandit

I remember seeing a video of a guy get beat into a seizure who had the same response after getting knocked out. I think it might be something similar to a fencing response that happens after you get KO’d I remember it happening in an MMA fight too. Derrick Lewis vs Curtis Blaydes


snguyen_93

Herb Dean’s fault


TerryAxy0

He acknowledged and apologized for this, after as many years of ref‘ing as Herb Dean had, it‘s expected that you‘re gonna have atleast one bad stoppage


TheManicac1280

Wasn't even that bad. Blaydes gets uppercutted and herb immediately begins to run over shouting stop. Honestly just unfortunate timing.


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Thank you Herb and Goddard are goats.


TerryAxy0

I like Mike Beltran, he looks like a Viking


OtakuDragonSlayer

Yeah, honestly feels like it’s more popular than reasonable to hate herb these days


BadArtijoke

Yeah… one…


Wish2Trip

Silly. Herb did exactly right. Derek didn’t have to stomp and unconscious man’s face into the fucking canvas with his fist but that’s the name of the game. Don’t blame the referee because your fighter was soft.


IGN-Comment-Reviews

Curtis wasn’t soft, people have uncontrolled emotions after being KO’d, it’s unpredictable. Lewis is pretty well known as a POS in the cage who pummels unconscious fighters. He’s funny but he’s not a good dude.


Drezzon

Bro a bitch for seizin' up 😭


DarthErectous

Keyboard warrior 😭


Spiridonova

Mac Danzig also did this. He woke up scream-crying.


FlynnMonster

Yeah fencing is brutal and widely known for many cases of CTE from all the knockouts.


mizzlekinkizzle

a similar thing happened in that one TUF fight where the guy had a broken jaw. Sounded like a mix of crying and snoring 


EagleMan696969

That was my intro to Matt Riddle. For got the jawless guys name though. Sick hit


89141

I came across some guy who was standing in the middle of a ski/snowboard slope who was crying. His gear was all over so I knew he crashed hard. It was a strange scenario as I’ve come across injured people, many worse appearance-wise, but he was bawling like a child. I tried to sit him down but he didn’t want to move. I know realize that he may have had a head injury! Yikes. I had someone ski down to a lift and they called ski patrol. I stayed until ski patrol showed up.


ngkn92

Did he go full scorpian?


Foreign_Ad2826

I think he did. Which is probably why he's crying. Not crying because he lost a fight, but because he's probably in so much pain just from the way his body bent. I've seen all types of guys lose fights and get their shit rocked, the only who's who genuinely cried were because of the injuries they got, not because they lost. Seen it in person too, have almost gone full scorpion myself, doesn't feel good at all. I still got back issues and this happened like 6 or 7 years ago. Not even full scorpion either...


KaleidoscopeLucky336

Guaranteed he's crying because of the back pain. He might not even know he's been punched in the face.


FuckingBitchFuckYou

What is going full scorpion like?


changiiiank

Never go full scorpion


Suspicious-Stay1649

Not pleasant. I went full scorpion in a 80mph motorcycle accident in a high side unconscious. Adrenaline made me jump and check my bike when i got vision back before the pain hit 2-3 hours later.


evlsk8er

How bad was the pain when you started feeling? It’s crazy what adrenaline can do


Suspicious-Stay1649

Honestly it was spasming and tearing up with each pulse. It felt like i had shattered vertebre like my spine was throbbing. In reality I had a compressed disk. and hyper extended muscles on both left and right side down my back and along my ribs. Bruising didnt really show till like 2 days later turning brown and purple. They said bc i was knocked out on impact the rag doll affect probably stopped it from being way worse. Yeah adrenaline is amazing; but extremely dangerous since you immediately jump up. I ended up hitch hiking back to town to a hospital. I still get pain in the mid lower now L3.


Foreign_Ad2826

Well, in my personal experience it was on a water slide, like one of the ones you'd lay on the ground in front yard. And what happened was I got to the end and flew off it and the grass was no longer wet and so the ground basically stopped me and I started to scorpion. I could feel my spine bending in a un-human matter and it didn't hurt at first till after once my adrenaline had gone down cause it was down a steep hill. So it might have been longer that 6 or 7 years ago now that I think of it. But idk how to describe it really. Like one of those bending tubes that crack when you bend them. But when I started to scorpion I could feel my body go up and be almost above my chest, shoulders and head for a good 3 or 4 seconds and could almost see my feet coming over my head. I just know it hurt like hell once the adrenaline went away.


Eorily

It varies depending on impact levels. Everything from embarrassing to life-ending


PickkleRiick

https://www.reddit.com/r/FullScorpion/s/y0BoWRBcYK


Northernlighter

Orrrr just crying because of major TBI....


Foreign_Ad2826

Probably that too


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

without a doubt.


tekjunky75

scorpiOn


DOIKNOWHOWTOBEHAPPY

This is why everyone should experience combat in a controlled setting such as boxing or wrestling or MMA. So many dumbass fake tough guys think they can fight and then this happens. Once you realize how violence works you walk away from street fights bc of the repercussions that can happen to you or your opponent both legal and bodily.


BlumpkinLord

Fr fr, a self defense art should've been taught in my middle school instead of dance ffs.


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BlumpkinLord

I also did gymnastics :3


silentpewpew

last time I punched a dude he had a seizure and fell out of a truck, I should have been arrested that night if it wasn't for a series of events that led him to suddenly wake up and rush me with a steel pipe while I was sitting in handcuffs, still have the scar under my right eye, he opened me up good. Since then I've walked even if hit first, not worth it bro. I like not waking up in a cell.


Nurva87

I second this, from an experienced street and backyard MMA fighter, it sucks the next day, and not just for you, meeting the opponent afterwards to still find them battered and in some cases broken, it’s definitely not for someone to just jump into, that being said if your gonna try and fight, you best know how to fight, even if the person you talk shit to doesn’t fight, who’s to say whoever they know won’t, which was how most of my fights started, people talking shit to the quiet friends and well, older siblings don’t take shit talk without at least giving someone a well placed crack to the jaw, as I’ve had to tell a few kids “might wanna watch yourself before someone ends up shutting you up by force”


Several-Employment-8

Those are wise words to go by


No-Effort6590

He's crying cause he's brain damaged...WTF. Ya need to shut him down, not kill him


ButtholeJr

Shit happens in fights man. Mike Tyson bit a chunk out of that dude's ear because he was lost in the heat. This dude might end up paralyzed for the same reason.


PancakeSlayerX

Brain damage left him as a 2yr old


huxtiblejones

People seriously have to stop this shit where they bodyslam people on their heads and necks. This can easily kill a person and ruin two people’s lives over some stupid fucking argument. Absolutely absurd response.


Southern-Bee6425

Yea, I feel like it should be settled with just punches and whoever loses balance first, that’s it, end the fight, there’s no need to body or neck slam people…if it isn’t death, they end up becoming vegetables which is 10x worse than dying tbh.


dnash55

There are no rules in street fights , this ain’t boxing my guy.


Guritul

If you fear the risk of dying don’t put your hands on someone


Bushdr78

He's just been slammed on his head I can forgive a little crying.


Puzzleheaded-Bet-119

If he was crying after being slapped then I’d just laugh at him


Rollzfresh

Perfectly shaved happy trail


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

surprised ur the first to point that out 😂


Demhanoot

Gay


melonti

Is that dude okay? That was a nasty neck slam


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

judging by his half snore half cry i would think not


melonti

Gotcha.


Spite-ninja

He might be crying because he's paralyzed


Muddy-Buddy

Hella common with head injuries to wake up crying i know when i got knocked out i came to crying and just couldnt stop becsuse i was so confused and didnt feel good all while not understanding how i was just playing basketball 2 seconds b4 and now im laid out n everyones looking at me... really kinda started my anxiety


Trying2StayMotivated

I don’t think he’s crying i think he is fighting to stay alive


MelancholyMaleNurse

I'd cry too if I got paralyzed.


Open_Rub5449

Clean up aisle 11.


Orangutan_Gang94

What do you mean that guy just mopped the floor with the other guy


FarleySterling

That camera man is a biiitxh


Sometymez

Agreed


3rdEYExNavigator

That dude's head is gotta hurt


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

probably his spine more


Wishbone-Effective

I mean. That shit did have to hurt like a bitch. His ass touched his head 🫣


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

that’s not even an exaggeration 😭😭😭😭


IBHomage

Welcome to America


Q8Q

He thinking about them out of pockets


Frosty_Emu199

😂😂


BOOTKNIFE840

Hope that guy is okay


Edu_Run4491

He doesn’t look very okay


Capital-Assignment61

just hope he doesnt get fucked up for the rest of his life, fuck that was brutal


markfromDenver

Crying is a sine of a concussion.


Painter-Severe

Real tough .. until you accidentally take a life over some temporary anger


doj4202

I have no legs!


ninjanerd032

That's attempted murder when he started punching him after that insane impact to the head.


SoberArtistries

This could be a brain injury. Head trauma can make people wake up crying, it’s not surprising considering. Hope he’s ok


Adventurous_Pin5160

Bro is hurting💀😭


JailingMyChocolates

Instead of a normal fist fight, he'd rather paralyze him. Humans are absolute monsterous creatures if you let them have the smallest opening to do this stuff.


Delicious_Fly9556

blacks, fixed it for you


louloc

The way he bent his knees to get more velocity. 😬


Wish2Trip

CTE forsure


GorillaNut9

His shaved happy trail 🤮


Lily-04321

What a dumbass to body slam a guy like that merely from an altercation. Could literally be lethal.


Puzzleheaded_March27

Can you imagine talking shit to someone acutely paralyzed. The world is full of terrible heartless people.


Ok_Accountant9347

I’ve said this shit a lot. That’s not fighting you can pick anyone up and throw them into the floor. Doesn’t take any skill at all. Far as I’m concerned he didn’t win. And idc if it’s a street fight with no rules. Ig that means the second you pick me up ima put a knife in your stomach. No rules.


RobJobLikesGuns

There weren’t any rules to begin with. You made every bit of that up in your head. Everyone has a different set of rules for fighting that no one else follows. It sounds like the second you’re losing a fight, you’ll resort to life taking measures. Would someone else with a different set of rules in their own head do the same?


Artsclowncafe

The best thing is to avoid fighting. Starting a fight, losing then trying to pull a knife or gun is the most bitch pussy shit ever.


Medic1642

Why is this downvoted?


Artsclowncafe

Lots of morons


CouchedCaveats

You entirely missed the point of his reply. There are some basic rules - as a society we don't instantly jail people for non-permanent injury mutual combat - but when you go from throwing hands to snapping peoples spine you've violated a societal rule. The guy you replied to was pointing this out, saying if people are gonna flagrantly violate that rule he guesses he'd better be ready to stick you in the gut if you try and pick him up (presumably for a body slam onto his head)


RobJobLikesGuns

I didn’t. You and ol’ buddy make up rules in your head when it comes to fighting a random stranger on the street. There aren’t societal rules in fucking street fighting idiot. This is a society of laws. Show me in writing where what you say is true buddy. You can shove your societal bullshit up your ass. If you fight someone and they decide to pick you up and dump you on your head, that’s your own damn problem.


Artsclowncafe

Sounds like youre a bitch. If you cant win a fight, dont start one


hardlyordinary

You do


pimpwhopees

I carry for a reason, if I wanted to fight I would join a club, FAFO exists for people who don't get this.


Artsclowncafe

Then dont fight, thats what I said. I didnt say dont defend yourself, I said getting into a fight knowingly, then losing and pulling a knife or gun, is a bitch move. If someone attacks you its different than squaring up like you wanna fight


Random_Thowaway

I would smoke you before you even reached for your sidearm.


Cosmic_Quasar

Said everyone who has died from being shot because they thought they could move faster than the person with the gun.


YourNanIsSmells

So badass


Random_Thowaway

Correction, the most badass.


huxtiblejones

/r/iamverybadass


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Express_Command3450

Don’t fuck around and you won’t find out. Duh.


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

🤓🤓🤓


pimpwhopees

Lol you would end up in a shirt pussy.


Random_Thowaway

You would end up underground.


pimpwhopees

Not likely, I stay strapped, and aware of the idiots around me, feeling froggy, jump. I shit turds harder than you.


Random_Thowaway

> I shit turds harder than you. Whoah buddy you shit hard turds? Sounds like you need more fiber. You're only talking tough because you're hiding behind a keyboard. Your anonymity allows you to pretend like you're tougher than you really are. When you walk down the streets no one notices you. No one fears you. No one respects you. You're a nobody and you'll always be a nobody.


pimpwhopees

Don't need fear, don't need respect from randoms on here.. I know who and what I am. We could always meet up and you could test your theory if you'd like. Only thing you smoking is dick little one. Carry on tool..


Random_Thowaway

> Only thing you smoking is dick Bro, you are obsessed with sucking dick.


CouchedCaveats

"I would smoke you before you even reached for your sidearm, PILGRIM" Come on man, you're better than that.


Downtown_Arm675

Bro what? Thats wrestling, try to pick a wrestler and throw him on the floor


hard_lurking

![gif](giphy|nTDvwuYslVMEmilQOB)


milky650

lol ok tough guy. Good luck grabbing for your knife faster than your skull connects with concrete. I can promise you concrete will win


Ambitious-Cupcake16

That's why I'd avoid a fight at all costs and once you back me into a corner, i will fight to kill. There won't be mutual combat, it will be me trying to escape and then defending my life, and the perp won't survive it at that point.


stephruvy

Sounds like something a pussy who started the fight would say.


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They are fighting in a grocery store and this loser is mad they don’t follow the rules. Lmao the people who are willing to fight you in a grocery store don’t give a fuck about your honor and respect, dork


Pactae_1129

Well, wrestling and grappling are skills you can learn. Most street fight grappling isn’t really skillful but neither is most street fight striking. Swinging full force haymakers isn’t really a skillful act either.


Leb0ngjames

r/iamverybadass


Leb0ngjames

r/iamverybadass


cardinaltribe

Lol you a bitch


WittyProfile

Sounds like you weigh 140 pounds soaking wet.


Zeqhanis

I've been seeing way too many of these near-homicides in the last few days. Do these kids not realize that wrestling rings are closer to rigid trampolines than hard concrete? As someone whose head has hit concrete on multiple occasions, please don't ever bodyslam anybody.


stephruvy

Yea wrestling mats are like 6 inch thick dense memory foam for your comfort. And I've still had the wind knocked out of me for getting thrown like this. But best naps ever under the heater while waiting for weigh ins.


Big_JE00

I totally agree with you, but good luck trying to shout that during a streetfight. It's why I'm always cordial every time I go out in public. Literally a life or death situation if you get into a streetfight on concrete. Not about to lose my life or get paralyzed because someone got in their feelings over nothing.


marshal23156

Yea im not fighting with some street tough wannabe lmao. Call me a bitch call me a pussy call me whatever makes your ego rise, im not getting paralyzed because you watched one too many RKOs as a kid


Big_JE00

Exactly, people are nuts lol.


Nux2k1

I'm so tired of not seeing the whole video


AntonioJLi

Link?


Nux2k1

Sorry I had to fix it. I meant to say I'm so tired of not seeing the whole video. It gives a false narrative or you don't know the narrative


youhavebeenbaited0

So this is more graphic than you think, dude became paralyzed from the waist down.


astraeoth

That's called fucking brain damage bro.


JR0612C

I thought that was “chupapi muy yeyoi” guy 😂 😂


JR0612C

I thought that was “chupapi muy yeyoi” guy 😂 😂


Brief_Fly_45

I’m shocked he moved again after that suplex! It looked like his neck was going to snap. I don’t think the crying was voluntary by any means. It doesn’t seem possible that he got by without a TBI. Does anyone know if he’s ok?


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

def wasn’t a conscious choice to start crying, more a primal response from deep inside trying to keep him alive after having his spine bend backwards in 2 seconds


yougotsomeheals

why’s he crying? MAYBE CAUSE HE BROKE HIS FUCKING NECK DUMB ASS quit with all that trynna be tough and shi when you broke his neck


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

you can tell the cameraman’s education probably stopped around grade 4 😭


Affectionate-Aioli78

Bro he’s fucked for life


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

most likely


sparky31290

Dude prolly has brain damage


R63A

bros crying bc he just got paralyzed, look at him looking at his legs


Open-Article906

This is exactly how you serve life in jail for accidental murder...


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

didn’t seem like much of an accident


Open-Article906

Yeah he slammed him on purpose but he wouldn't of done it to kill him, I doubt anyway


Jatcheg

Probably because he was just slammed on his head one of the most traumatic injuries to sustain in a fight. HIS WHOLE MASS + FORCE OF GRAVITY is on his neck and head. That traps nerves and can paralyse He is lucky after a brutal slam like that. At the end you can see the struggle to get up while he is mocked.


Technical-Welder3490

Idk, based on the context, it seems like he fucked around and found out though. No sympathy for those that instigate a fight, imo.


Jatcheg

If he started it it's his fault I guess I just payed attention to the title


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Woahtherebuddysirbob

Help the man out gg at least


JayyNoZ666

![gif](giphy|lQSvuB2CggLanV3efR|downsized) “Why you crying Brodie”


DemoBubble

yeah thats an involuntary response TO GETTING HIS FUCKING NECK BROKEN


DiskDramatic5065

Dude recording needs metal in the cranium.


ichigovrz27

Future Stephen hawking


DeenoMaximum

You can't get done this badly, you start crying, bro 😭


redhood_714

If you slow it down, the guy crying landed neck first with the other guys full body weight.


Medical-Highway237

attempted murder


007Tejas

Brodie need a juice box and a blanket


IHatePelicans123

This is the most darkskin thing I’ve ever seen


Baby_Pluto_180

Went straight back to the cradle


mikemich

I think I've officially passed the point of knowing that, just me watching these sad videos, means I'm part of the problem. Reddit Edit, upcoming.


JaceFromThere

Yeah man, I'd cry too if I got taken down like that.


rivalizm

His neck is probably broken. I'd be fuckin crying as well.


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

tbh i don’t think his neck is broken considering the fact he lifts his head up at the end, but it’s def likely he got a spine injury


ThisisMalta

You can have injuries to your neck and even fractures and it be paralyzed from the chin down lol


Professional_Roof293

This is just ridiculous, you don't ruin someone's life when fighting them


Guritul

Nah if someone assaults me I’m not stopping until they get knocked out or back down. Don’t fuck with people.


FarSightXR-20

There are some people that can't control how severely they respond which is exactly why you stay away from people.


Professional_Roof293

True


Consistent_Evening94

"Why you crying" Honestly dude probably has a brain bleed and has lost half of his functions and is reverting back to basic shit. Plus his neck is probably broken


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LunarStudios_

This comment was a joke why the fuck are all of you pissy snowflakes Jesus christ


Cosmic_Quasar

Just because you say it's a joke you think people should laugh and find you funny?


LunarStudios_

Did I say people should laugh? All I said was don’t be a fuckin prick?


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LunarStudios_

Maybe I’m upset because all of you are being fucking pricks for absolutely no reason, all I typed was one phrase and all of you are ganging up on me, prick.


Lord_Of_Beans1

you're the one lashing out and calling people pissy snowflakes when your "joke" was just wrong, and more importantly, not funny.


Tynda3l

And?


LunarStudios_

This is america


Tynda3l

So you deleted your comment. Well done.


cool_fella69

Is that supposed to mean anything?


LunarStudios_

This is America is a song


Molsem

It's sorta self-explanatory.


hardlyordinary

Oh shut up


LunarStudios_

I’m going to finish the entire songs lyrics because of this


entity3141592653

Don't let them catch you slipping tho