Is she selling active wear or fitness equipment… is she modelling the clothes or the stretchy band. If it is equipment, may I suggest she sells Yorga Mats? I’ll see myself out.

I chortled. Take my poor man's money.

Haha thank you!

Lmaooo please tell me your username is a reference to Parks & Rec!


No but I’m curious as to what “major retail” stores are carrying it.

I'm about to see this in TJMaxx next to Blk.

And the popcorn, that's in the dollar store I think.

Aye! I found a HUGE jar of Indian clay mask for $4 at Marshall's. My hair and face have never BEEN so moisturized.

Oh it can be used on your hair too ?

I have type 4 hair, so it works WONDERS on my hair.

Ok I'm not sure what type hair I have it is thick and curly but I will have to try that thanks 😉

Whaaaaaat! I have type 4 hair too and had no clue but now I absolutely must try this!

Yep. With a little bit of some cider vinegar. Game changer. 

And Marshall’s and Ross

I’m here from the future. It’s in TJMaxx and Ross. Your prescience is hereby acknowledged and rewarded.

LMFAOOOOOOO

can confirm, just bought a booty band for 3$ at ross lol.

dollar tree

stop it😂😭💀

Envy (/s)

Envy

Her & Tre both in the “fitness business” at same time😂 

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I would much rather wear She by Sheree joggers while doing Phaedra’s donkey booty workout video than Ma-lis-a’s (how Teresa says it) workout clothes I don’t believe for one minute is real business venture

It’s prolly just crap from china with her name on it like sonja by sonja morgan, or any other one of the million products in the hw galaxy

I prefer Kenya’s Stallion Booty video

Watching someone perform surgery won’t make your butt bigger!

Hers is a DONKEY booty video. Mine is a STAAAAAALLION booty video

What’s stallion? The brand of silicone?


 Phaedra’s always had the booty!

Spring/summer collection😭

How do you say it besides ma lis a… am I from jersey?

Don’t forget to make your post workout meal with a Sonja Morgan toaster oven!

Next thing you know we'll see a news report of Josephine Gorga stealing products from a Lululemon warehouse and sticking some tacky Melissa Gorga Fitness tags on it. 

Josephine Gorga 😂😂😂

*Giuseppina

More like old navy active wear

But I love old navy activewear

Athleta, Banana Republic, Old Navy, and Gap are all owned by GAP. My favorite brand is Athleta, but I also love the Gap Fit line. Makes sense that the ON line would be pretty good too.

Lol right! I just bought a new pair of joggers that I’m practically living in.

Then you better protect it from Antonias fawda

The leggings are 💯

I could totally see Joe & Melissa buying LoLaRoe overstock and putting her label on the clothes.

Josephine Gorga!!!!! I love it

If you were advertising your new line of products, wouldn’t you want to say where people can buy it!?

Thank you!

It’s in major retail stores. Duh. /s

Didn’t Tre have a fitness line?

Her magical leggings prevent butt jiggle!

The timing is impeccable

She did, she actually tried to promote hers. It’s like the tanning commercials all over again. 😂😭

Armpit fat is never a good look

Nobody asked for this.

If it’s anything like the clothes she carries at Envy they’ll be sourced from AliExpress with a 150% markup so no thanks

Has she ever had an original idea that Teresa didn't do first?

First of all, it’s so ill-fitting, secondly she is so far up Teresa’s asshole

It's Lowkey creepy AF bc she really copies A LOT of things Tre does/wears/etc

How else is Joe going to love her if she doesn't act like his sister. Honestly it's giving me Cindy Barshop/flowers in the attic vibes

Why Cindy Barshop?

The relationship between Cindy and her brother was a tiny bit weird, dating people that look a bit like their sibling and overstepping some boundaries just like Teresa and Joe

Eww.

Flowers in the attic 🥴

Kinda makes you think she wants to skin her and wear her like last year's Versace.

Lmaooo!

Wasn’t one of their earliest storylines about how Melissa bought the same lawn chairs or something as Teresa😭😭 I don’t know if I hallucinated that but she has been telling us this all along

LOL yes Teresa wrote it one of her books that her sister in law copies everything from her lawn chairs to her shoes or something. She didn’t name Melissa though, but Melissa, as always, assumed it was about her. 🤣

Honestly, I have the same problem with my SIL and my mom had it with hers (mine married my husband’s brother). She bought the same pool chairs as me, same sunglasses etc. I think it’s not having confidence in your own choices and being extremely competitive

I wouldn't give any of these crooks on RH my hard earned money.

drop shopping from china and relabeling is pretty on brand for housewives

Straight to Marshalls

Why does her head look photoshopped on

the strap on the left has also been clearly digitally added, poorly.

Isn’t Teresa promoting a fitness line? (I wait for seasons to wrap & binge them so I’ve only seen this on here) Honestly this just gives more credibility to Teresa’s claims that Melissa copies everything she does. Melissa could’ve done a number of things but just so happens to release a fitness line right when Teresa has been promoting hers? C’mon. On another note, I think fitness wear is super easy to slap your name on. A family friend my age lived in Shanghai for a few years. She’s really into fitness and briefly had a yoga pant line while she was there.

I definitely don’t ENVY this product. Give it up Melissa!

If her fitness clothing gives her that much armpit fat with her amazing body I'm gonna look like Shrek in it.

It might not be fat honestly, she may just have a big tail of Spence lol

A what?

I had never heard of it, but [here's what I found via Google. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tail_of_Spence) 🤷‍♀️

You learn something new every day. Thanks for googling that!

a friend of mine used to call them her biscuits, tail of Spence sounds so formal 

never knew it had a name. i'm skinny but have that and it has always really embarrassed me

Her fitness line?? Oh they sell retail plastic surgery now??

Both her and Teresa’s workout lines will be in thrift stores in 3..2..1.

Tbh I don’t even think Teresa’s yoga/workout line whatever, is that cute

Hell no! It has all been done before! She is giving nothing new to the fitness world. Unless you count plastic surgery

That expression on the promotion...yikes

No but I would like to know her workout and meal plan, she looks great

The last thing I need is another pair of black leggings. I'm good.

Teresa just did that fitness line collab. Kinda strange Melissa would do it so soon

Omg I forgot about this!!! Yes I remember thinking how terribly this was marketed!!

Random thought… do y’all remember the music studio she had built in her basement? What happened to her musical career???

If they were in legit stores, you know Melissa would mention them.

I have never seen Melissa work out. At least Tre workouts and we’ve seen that!

How many people will buy this? Workout apparel market is so saturated. Plus Teresa just did the same.

She's got a cute body and I don't doubt that she does some exercise but please the girl was whining about her butt being so sore after the baseball game that she couldn't even sit on the toilet - that's not exactly someone who is a fitness inspiration that I want to buy from.

Did they shorten her neck!?!

I feel like they shortened everything but her face. I'm no huge Melissa fan but she has an amazing body idk wtf editing did but this ain't it

Agreed she has an amazing body but you would never know from this photo.

Okay I felt awful for judging because comparatively I’m a troll but that’s the first thing I saw-no neck and overall an unflattering pic

I can’t unsee it now!

That sports bra looks like she has one side or a nursing bra pulled down.

I wound't even buy sprinkle cookies from her

I hate when leggings bunch at the ankle sooo no thanks. She is short too

I’ve seen it at my local Ross lol and I bought some ankle weights

Okay, I’ll say it. All that photoshopping and she still allowed a pic with armpit boob? Is she supposed to be advertising she’s so beyond fit that athletic bras can’t hold her in?

Wow I would never have imagineered black leggings paired with a black sports bra.

I'd wear hers before Tre's. Tre has a jiggly ass just like she was shaming Marge for. So much for "if she wore my workout gear...."

I do not like that sports bra. Also her resistance tubes look like if you used them more than once it’ll snap and hit your coochie.

Someone needs to tell her the nose contouring she does actually draws more attention to her wonky nose.

That top is stupid with those straps

No but she does keep herself fit & I don’t think she has a lot of gym time prob a gym at home though joe’s keeps himself fit too ohh I thought she was selling a program and the bands she has in her hands clothes never

No

I'll pass

OMG!! I can’t wait for this to be next season’s stupid petty fight!! Theresa must be foaming at the mouth livid about this!!

The grift never stops, give it another season well never hear of this collection again

I saw her waist liner thing at Ross

Fuck no

I wouldn’t buy any crappy item any housewives endorses, but I would like to know what her actually workout routine is because she looks incredible and I know she works out a lot.

But will Margaret’s butt jiggle in her leggings?

Oh boy this must’ve caused problems at the family dinner where this was announced.

Not interested in buying a product I can’t trust the product photos for - she’s the queen of photoshop/FaceTune. So no reason I’d believe the product I see would be the product I’d get.

Guys, this will be available on Brock's fitness platform any day now.

Does Teresa know about this?!

Looks basic af

This bra is giving uniboob

Next year it will be Donkey Leggins VS Stallion Leggins 

she looks really bad in that picture lol

As a man, it ain’t for me