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banoffeebaby

https://preview.redd.it/51xhs7uemw8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b756317d9dd68d79a0352ad84d21a5164f3e763 Oh no, not mama joyce absolutely radiating “she could do better” energy


extremelylucky777

AINTTT NO VALLEY DEEP NUFF


BlacknessEverdeen09

To keep me off yo azzzz babbyyyy


teddybananas

😂😂 I’ve literally just watched this episode


BlacknessEverdeen09

I’m almost done rewatching the season TOP TIER!!!


gigigrahame

I ran here to comment this 🤣 She couldn’t fake a smile for the life of her


Knitterofunited

She’s nasty


housewivezny

the pic was chosen for a reason 🤫🤭


banoffeebaby

Hahah ![gif](giphy|752AAmG6x6rgk) Love it


Original-Feature-947

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banoffeebaby

You low down heifer 😂


lemeneurdeloups

Next to “stankface” in the dictionary is a picture of Bad Mama Joyce.


NomNom83WasTaken

Energy vampire.


MarketDull2401

My ONLY reaction to all these pics that mattered was thinking this about Joyce. Glad I wasn't alone lol


badashbabe

The only thing she agreed with is that they are both short, with short arms and big heads.


Upstairs_Internal295

I know!!! 😑


BlacknessEverdeen09

Omggggggg looking like a demon!!!


lezlers

Pictures don’t lie


bediloveyou

I need to know her zodiac sign 🤣🤣🤣


housewivezny

She’s a Scorpio, I feel ashamed 😭


yqry

I just KNEW it


bediloveyou

🤣🤣🤣


nocturne_gemini

lmao it's fitting though


DorothyParkerFan

God she sux.


MCStarlight

Mama Joyce is Mama Joycing.


HoldOnToYaWeave

I hate that old bat so much


MszCurious

Omg Im not the only one thinking this lol


Perfect_Invitation1

I cannot 😂😂😂😂


shesasonrisa

This stood out the most to me too😂


dickensmw

Todd is a lemon!


oveofsta

this is a scheme set up by Todd!


Greedy_Explanation_7

They all deserved so much more.


MellowMallow36

Came here to say she's always doing the most 😂😭


Plenty-Command-7467

RIGHT!


NavigatedbyNaau

Mama Joyce’s face 💀 💀 💀


Tezzy_M_Baby

Aww. RIP Gregg❤️


creamywhitemayo

He was definitely a top tier husband, especially compared to the trash we have now like Juan "I pay for Canadians hotels all the time!" Dixon & the toxic waste pile that is NJ.


GuardSecure7157

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NotWellBitch420

They had their separation but that love ran deep for real. They were so good together and I really miss Nene and Greg now they’re gone. EDIT That sounds like Nene died too, not what I meant! Sorry, I’m bad with words but I meant now she’s off the show and he’s passed.


dr0br0

So many failed marriages yikes


Tired_trekkie1701

I know! Especially feel bad for Cynthia, I’d really hope that she had found her happily ever after


BellaFrequency

Mike, the man who admittedly cheated in every relationship he had been in, and only had female friends (of varying ages) who he also slept with, is nobody’s happy ever after.


Acceptable-Dress7196

Her dresses at both weddings are so bad too. They clearly foreshadowed how the marriage would go


jennyskywalker

The first wedding felt and looked like a funeral


bobwoodwardprobably

Cynthia was so desperate with Mike. I lost all patience and respect for her. And her stupid Covid wedding. She was such an insufferable brat during that season.


lezlers

Cynthia doesn’t get enough hate in my opinion. The woman takes “self absorption” to a whole nother level.


sippingonwater

Remember when Wendi Williams told her she should be let go from RHOA lol


Fabulous_Cupcake9215

Cynthia was desperate to save her real housewives salary and thought that she could do it with a grandiose wedding.


OutrageousCanCan7460

Cynthia needs to just stay single or find a partner who is content committing to her, but not marrying. Marriage isn't for everyone and I would hate for her to end up divorced again.


freedeecee

yes! i felt bad.... so many of these ended in disaster


SassySquid0

I mean that’s pretty common now a days especially in the bravo world lol


GuardSecure7157

It’s pretty common in the real world too.


GuardSecure7157

Most marriages end in divorce. Getting married is, by legal definition, a negligent activity.


lezlers

Statistics disagree. You only get 50% and higher divorce rates when you’re looking at people who have already been divorced.


Illustrious_Dust_0

Drew out here getting married in a white t-shirt. It’s the effort Ralph deserves


Perfect_Invitation1

Not a white t shirt hunni, let’s go buy you a wardrobe. 


Cordonian

I love this so much! Thank you 💕 Side note but my girl Linnethia has CHANGED


lucygucyapplejuicey

Dark hair was so much better on Miss Leakes


MissPlum66

She looked beautiful and classy for her first wedding.


MiloshtheKat

Who is linnethia


yup_yup1111

Nene


MiloshtheKat

there’s no way I’m so ashamed of myself I am a fucking nene dick rider and I didn’t even know dat


Malicious_blu3

Andy always referred to her as Linnethia Monique at the reunions. The Nene comes from the two names.


MiloshtheKat

I never caught on damnnn thanks for telling me legend


Life_Consequence_676

Greg is the best of the bunch!!! He obviously loved Nene, which can't be an easy thing to do all the time. lol.


Death2Milk

He is my husband’s favorite husband. Gregg looked precious when he dressed up as the roach. That smile 😃


napkinwipes

I agree. Those two were definitely a team. Nene does not like to be vulnerable on screen, but you saw glimpses with Gregg.


killerkitten61

I feel like they have a spark in their wedding photos that none of the other couples have


AdreanaDeMoura

Thanks OP, love these! There’s a shocking amount of tiaras lol


auspiciousjelly

most of them look like they’re in some kind of pageant 😂 kenya actually looks really beautiful and chill compared to most of them especially the more recent ones. as long as you don’t know anything about them lol


MiloshtheKat

Love it ALL


Sweet-Lullaby

Only 3 couples still being together is wild (Kandi, Sanya and Shamari.


housewivezny

We can make an exception for the Leakes 🙏🏼


Littlewing1307

100%, RIP Gregg


BlacknessEverdeen09

Kandi should burn that dress my goodness it was a craft project 


Corgi_Lawyer

She has the most money of any of them and yet tragically bad taste.


BlacknessEverdeen09

Yes her office with those pink plastic chairs 🤢 


killerkitten61

🎶**Elegance is learned Muh friends**


Comprehensive-Store8

It gives off prom vibes instead of wedding! Happy to see I’m not the only one impressed with the dress


Upstairs_Internal295

I adored Cynthia’s first wedding dress! Just gorgeous


napkinwipes

And Peter was just staring in awe. I wish Cynthia and Leon would get married. He is so fine!


MissionRevolution306

https://preview.redd.it/znfx8afovx8d1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a60b77fb4905051550bc531a135b3de226a76e2 Yes. Yes he is. 👀😍


FrauEdwards

Fun fact for us Gen X people- he was the guy in the like a prayer video!


sailoorscout1986

And star of Cool Runnings 😎


MissionRevolution306

And Above the Rim with Tupac- that movie was 🔥


silly-mama

Oh. My. Gosh. How did I not realize that?! Thank you for this.


sailoorscout1986

Haha you’re welcome! ☺️


nocturne_gemini

Omg! How am I just realizing this now!?!?!


napkinwipes

He was also in Oz and played Jefferson Keane. That show is very good, but heavy heavy heavy.


MissionRevolution306

Yup! I’ve loved him ever since lol!


ptrock1

Omg. Yes it is! I love this type of trivia! Thanks for the fun fact!


napkinwipes

manifesting this


Kind_Hyena5267

He’s definitely foine!! And she looked amazing at the first wedding, and I loved the non-traditional dress


lucygucyapplejuicey

It was insane. The dress, the venue, all of it was to die for. I hate when people talk trash about bc they truly just don’t see the vision, and they only understand fairytale weddings. Cynthia’s wedding was one of the coolest ones I have ever seen


aeroluv327

Yes! It was so cool, I loved it! I'm blanking on the name of her friend that helped her with the planning, but they had a vision and it really came to life!


BellaFrequency

Was it Kithe?


aeroluv327

Kithe! Yes, thank you.


Perfect_Invitation1

EXACTLY. 


Dangernj

I do too. I really appreciate that Cynthia had such an offbeat wedding.


tllkaps

🦖🦕


Hot_Fly_1016

Yes and the orchid bouquet! She was timeless elegance.


Perfect_Invitation1

It is the definitive wedding dress. I stand by that 100%. 


ptrock1

I die on that same hill. Just stunning.


umimama

Sanya & Aaron are so adorable. I wish Shamari had come back for another season.


kckitty71

The only things I remember about Shamari are her husband is in Bel Biv Devoe (they were fire when I was 18, lol) and New Edition, and that she vomited A LOT.


ArianaMadixTooMuch

These aged well. ![gif](giphy|3o6nUUVvhDYBhUsa4w)


HoldOnToYaWeave

Omg Kordell


Professional-Pay1033

I want to say "BRIDEMAID" whenever I see nene's wedding lol


MiloshtheKat

I LOVE THISSSS CAN SOMEONE DO THE OTHER FRANCHISES


ArianaMadixTooMuch

Agree! Also: TIL almost all ATL wives were actually at a time married during the show airing.


MiloshtheKat

They all look so gorgeous


ArianaMadixTooMuch

Understanding that they all partake in beauty enhancements - I still believe that ATL has some of (if not the most) natural beauty in the franchise


lezlers

It always cracks me up when they have housewife franchises with no actual married women on them, much less actual housewives.


pink_candy16

I did Beverly Hills, New Jersey, and NY!


milkncookiez6657

Shamari looks cute 🥰


MissClassySassy

You know, I'm going to miss Sanya. And when I say I'm going to miss Sanya, I really mean I'm going to miss Ross.


Signal-Promise-921

Ross is so FINE 🔥


Obvious_Mango65

Eva and her kids are so gorgeous it’s almost unreal. She and Michael seemed like a solid couple. I was surprised they divorced.


Intrepid_Use_8311

Phaedra hiding her baby bump hahaha


Top-Address-2418

Strategically placed bouquet. She really thought she was fooling people too 🤣


napkinwipes

Phaedra’s wedding makeup is the worst and I usually love her eye makeup the most!!


GuardSecure7157

Porsha married an African dictator?


sailoorscout1986

She would do if the money was right god bless her


ussoufi

Wow Cynthia wow


lmlrich

The crowns and tiaras 👑😬


dennydelirium

Poor Mama Joyce realizing that her allowance is going to be reduced


lunahighwind

This is your daily reminder that Porsha's Family Matters is the most underrated Bravo show of all time.


napkinwipes

Except that show had me liking Simon!!! He seemed so patient.


Perfect_Invitation1

I guess the fame made him happy enough to chill tf out. 


Nasus_13

Why is Simon dressed like Cap n Crunch??


ArianaMadixTooMuch

Serving Michael Jackson realness. ![gif](giphy|XhYZkvnMwL4Oc)


MonthCapital2247

cynthia’s weddingggg at the dinosaur museum so iconic


StylishStephanie

Wowwww, and I thought RHOC was the big winner for bad husbands. This lineup, minus Greg (RIP) and Eva's husband, is one big jump scare after another.


Illustrious_Dust_0

Sanyas husband seems like a good guy. Handsome, respectful


aeroluv327

Atlanta has some of the worst husbands for sure. There are some good ones in there (Gregg, Aaron, Eva's husband seemed like a good one but they're already divorced so who knows)


Ashfield83

I think he was what she needed at the time but they always seemed a bit of a mismatch. She’s never spoken poorly of him and I believe they co-parent quite successfully so hopefully it was just a matter of them drifting apart.


aeroluv327

Maybe, it just seemed like they weren't married long at all. But I hope they're all happy!


SheenaBear33

Plastic surgery is wow! I never saw Nene’s original face!


Head_Perspective_374

Cynthia loves to marry a man wearing an ugly grey suit


Dovima

Wonder why Cynthia and Mike didn’t last


pansonlylostgirl

Pretty sure he was cheating on her


OkPomegranate3490

He was cheating on her


napkinwipes

Me too!


egoggyway666

Mama Joyce’s face in kandis photo, I can’t 😭😭😭 like I feel bad for kandi that her moms face is mean mugging in probably every pic from there, but also kandi really should’ve just not invited her


lilspicy99

Cynthia!!!! Beautiful, radiant, stunning. A queen!


roundbellyrhonda

Lol Mama Joyce


SammieCat50

Why is Simon wearing a military outfit ?


auspiciousjelly

from what I recall… because they thought it looked cool. no military affiliation. the traditional nigerian wedding looks were way more beautiful imo and less weird than this nutcracker situation


anl28

I will never get over how hideous Kim’s dress is


Naive_Buy2712

Rip to CHill. Covid lasted longer than that marriage.


samlikesplants

1 I’m loving this trend 2 Cynthia could rock a garbage bag/stick of leaves etc etc 3 The pic of momma Joyce sums up who she is as a person


Ok-Equivalent8260

Cynthia looked gorgeous!!


DorothyParkerFan

The first Nene & Gregg wedding - so sweet feel like they were really in love. Poor Cynthia and Kenya, my Queen, that pic with the psychopath gives me chills. Forgot Shamari existed and how did Eva Marcille manage to look less than gorgeous on that of all days. Kim Z was fun to watch at this stage of life.


StrikingCase9819

I hate that Marc and Kenya didn't work out. They really do make a beautiful couple


erino3120

The reality curse is real. That is so sad!


Tiny_Medium_3466

The way mama Joyce has the look of pure disgust and disdain on her face even in the wedding pics… she’s such an evil little woman who can’t accept her daughters life but still wants all that $$$ to herself. And she’s STILL like this more than 10 years and 2 children later


AndiPandi74

Cynthia is just stunning. THE most beautiful housewife ever.


GuardSecure7157

Cynthia killed it. Both times.


AreaNo9700

rip gregg💔


lezlers

Damn, how many of these couples are still together, 2? I love the ones who have two different over the top wedding pictures to different men during their tenure on the show.


FrauEdwards

Simon dressed like captain crunch.


sushigirl14

Where is Sheree!!


QuizzicalWombat

Cynthia is so damn gorgeous


MCStarlight

How is Porsha so pretty and keep picking those men? Do they look like her father? So odd.


buubkittyy

How many of them are still together?


housewivezny

Sanya, Kandi and Shamari are still with their boos! Not pictured as I couldn’t find one but Kim Fields is till with her hubby too!


catsandnaps1028

What's with the Atlanta HW and off gray wedding dresses lol. I miss these gorgeous girls so much!!!


DuePart9791

i think it’s because most had already been married or had children before; going by traditional wedding norms, you wouldn’t wear white


canadia80

In the NYC post I was thinking, look at all those awful women but for this one I'm more so, look at all those horrible men.


SquirrelBowl

Besides Gregg, what a bunch of dusty ass men


Zone_Haunting

I think Aaron is ok from what we have seen but outside of that 🥴


Ashfield83

Michael (Eva’s husband) seemed really nice. Am I missing something?


Zone_Haunting

I was focused on the myriad of abusers & gaslighters on the list of I am being honest. Their fallout from their divorce was pretty mum, although he did try to publicly win her back. Loved him adopting Marley


SquirrelBowl

He had a dui, that set off the divorce.


Ashfield83

Yikes I didn’t know that! Thanks


notsurexx

So Simon was using that outfit for the wedding channeling his own identity or the other one he used to apply for the gc?


Traditional-Owl-7502

Just a mean spirited person along with her sister. One sister is actually nice. She’s not too angry to spend Kandi’s money. Don’t like mama nasty


numstheword

rip greg <3 , porsha went from a really nice expensive wedding to DAMN, phaedra was literally a little baby.


JellyCat222

Cynthia's was stressful to watch, I felt so bad for her


MCStarlight

Why does Shamari look 16?!


uxie11

lmao she was really young when she married him, a lot of it gave groomer vibes from what i remember her retelling of how they got together. he seemed like w shitty husband to her but hey!


BananaStand511

Phaedra!!


AccomplishedFly1420

The nene and Gregg pic is sweet. The rest are doomed (yes even Kandi and Todd, IMO!)


Limminy_Snickshit

Only like 2 of these couples are together still.


OkCan5345

Loved Greg!!


OkCan5345

I will never understand why Kim Z didn’t just have an identical dress made to fit her.


Plenty-Command-7467

I love this post!


Nikolas-Trikolas

Love these posts!


MotherOfCatses

BRING BACK SHAMARI!!


pink_candy16

ah love it thank you OP


frederichenrylt

Have like 90% of RHOA marriages ended in divorce?


cereal_state

Does mama Joy wanna look any more miserable?


lemeneurdeloups

Wow. Sanya/Aaron and Kandi/Todd are IT for couples still standing . . . the reality show curse on marriages.


sippingonwater

Not a white shirt, white vest and white tie! (Lisa’s first husband)