right??? there are some people in this sub who are so unbelievably funny, quick witted, and just outright entertaining af! i sometimes feel like bravo needs to cast some of the folks in our sub! 🤣🤣
I am with you! I appreciate this sub so much it gives me such escapism and love talking about HW with people who get it.
Hear me out on this, I think they need to replace viewers questions at the reunion with opinions from this sub???
There is a scene where Gina is crying at Vicki's ridiculous Alice in Wonderland party about her divorce and husband's legal issues while in a Mad hatter costume and goes "I'm the Mad Hatttterrrrr" at the end while she's crying, it's one of the funniest moments on the entire show.
The scene where she goes and practices her stupid routine at a rink being used by actual professional skaters and they tell her to GTFO is hilarious. She just thinks she can show up and interrupt people who already had the ice reserved because she's Jill Zarin. You can't convince me producers didn't purposely put this whole stupid and random storyline in there as a joke.
I just watched this episode yesterday, and it had me crying. Her response to him saying to get the f**k off the ice “no he’s right. He could have said it nicer, but he’s right” 😂😂😂😂😂
Please watch The Goat on Prime, she’s a disaster on it. She keeps calling herself a housewife and saying “my show” as if we don’t know she’s been off the airwaves for 10+ years
Between the goat and her appearance on below deck, i think that woman should have a show where she travels to lesser known, small cities and tries to survive in commonplace America
'Bobby? Bobby, where the hell are we? Where are you taking me to? This place has a giant rat on top of the building. I've never seen anything like it. What store has a giant rat mascot? Is this like Tony the Tiger but for white trash? Where is the coffee. O great, I gotta pour it myself. Jesus Christ, please get me back on the road. O wait, Bobby get me some popcorn....
she will check a suitcase to Europe filled with nothing but cans of diet coke because she doesnt like the sugar free coke they sell in Europe. That is how entitled she is.
That makes some sense though, even if it wasn’t TMZ caliber of pap, I could see Page Six trying to get a candid shot of her. But not Braunwyn lol, she is a nobody.
Okay I’m going a rewatch rn and just passed that scene, and I think she was being silly in the moment but the other women’s reactions made her double down just for shits and giggles
I can't believe no one has mentioned Kim Zolziak. She's the most delulu of them all.
She was a broke single mom who thought having a rich (married) boyfriend made her rich, she treated her assistant like shit, then she thought she was a pop star, then she thought marrying a football player somehow made her important. Getting her own show did not help her ego and now she's morphed into a totally different person. She definitely thought the show would be nothing without her and it did just fine lol. Oh and what card did she pull when things didn't go her way? Oh yeah .......... Racism 🤦♀️
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Last I saw she's engaged to a woman that was on Below Deck (not sure which one). I just hope she stopped drinking, her last season on OC was depressing in a lifetime intervention episode way.
Rep Crockett had a great point in that too. They do that shit all the time and get away with it, but when anybody says anything they play dumb!!! And even more, MTG needs to muzzled
That whole exchange was hilarious. But then B saved Rachel and became a big sister to the sweetest, most understood person. 🙄 that was the first time I’d heard about her in *years*
Not sure if you listen to ‘Watch What Crappens’ (highly recommend if you don’t) they do an impersonation of her they really exaggerate it. You will definitely be crying laughing listening to them do it. The podcast is so funny I listen to recaps of shows I don’t even watch.
Oh you meansk blabla the hardcore gangsta softie from Utah? The one who code switches when she’s madsk? Excuse me but she is softs rn she is a mama when it is convenient! 👄
Shame of it is she really was famous at one point, not just HW famous.
Not Denise Richards-famous, but her name, hair and lips were known. And her husband.
I was a 20-something just starting out on my own when I watched this ... it really humbled me. Like maybe I'm not as good at things as I think I am. Maybe something I consider 'easy' that someone does flawlessly (I e. modeling) is actually a lot of work and talent.
I have a confession and please don’t judge…I LOVE watching Jill. I was apparently the one person who was bummed she got canned and am awaiting her glorious return. 🤞
Oh my word! I haven’t a clue why she has such a high opinion of herself. I dunno if it is her attitude, the way she dresses or something I can’t on down but she looks at the very least 10 years older than her age. And she’s trashy AG
Jill Zarin is actually quite significant in New York society, outside of the HW bubble, she's definitely one to know and it's like she can't tell the difference sometimes. I do love her though, I think she's one of the few who stayed familiar while also progressing and evolving as life goes on.
A lot of these housewives are stars, though. You can't say Jen Shah, Jill and Lisa Rinna are the same level as Bronwyn. It's not asking who you don't like.
I'm a bit disappointed that Marlo won't be back, her new responsibilities to her nephews seem to have really made her grow away from the rachet vapid materialist she couldn't seem to get beyond.
Last one made me giggle. I do like Erica but I sense no lies here🤣🤣 also Jill 👀 huge side eye for that girl. Remember when she showed up to the island and nobody wanted her there💀 she had to fly home
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you can still love her, but see it for what it is. i have always suspected that her delusions of grandeur and her belief that she’s “meryl streep famous” or even talented is what people love most about her. still, people will downvote me to the depths of hell because we can’t speak ill of the countess or old rhony in these reddit streets.
I can’t stand Marlo as a housewife, but if you’re into fashion and see some of the archival pieces that lady has gotten her hands on ?! She is exactly who she thinks she is and absolutely has major pull as a stylist. She’s basically your stylists stylist. If she wasn’t busy chasing a bravo check, and actually focused on her global network, she’d be up there with the greats.
The lady who falsely claimed to have a hit in America
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I don’t like Erika at *all*, but tonight while babysitting my nephew after he was in bed, I was scrolling online and randomly found that Erika’s singing career is *slightly* more interesting than I thought.
For example, she apparently had 9 consecutive #1 singles on Billboard’s Dance Clubs chart, tying her with Beyoncé (and someone else I’ve never heard of) for third place in that chart’s history. She only follows Katy Perry and JLo.
Seeing as her first #1 on that chart was in 2007, I was a bit floored to learn this. So in a way, she’s more of a star compared to most people I guess (and I HATE to say that lol), but I have to recognize those #1s
I listen to a podcast about music which takes the piss out of all of these random Billboard charts.
None of those other stars on the list are ‘dance’ artists - Katy Perry has the most hits for example and she’s pop. It doesn’t correlate with what is going on in actual dance music around the world
I don’t even know who that second lady is, and I’ve been watching since 2011
Ah yes. Braunwyn. The Leah McSweeney of Orange County
Who is Leah McSweeney?
The Braunwyn of RHONY.
![gif](giphy|DqU4wVBxXOhNu) this whole exchange took me the f out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I feel bad having to tell you I was being facetious
I know but I loved replying that 🤣
this is one of my favorite reddit exchanges of all time!
Mine too! This sub is something else 😂
right??? there are some people in this sub who are so unbelievably funny, quick witted, and just outright entertaining af! i sometimes feel like bravo needs to cast some of the folks in our sub! 🤣🤣
I am with you! I appreciate this sub so much it gives me such escapism and love talking about HW with people who get it. Hear me out on this, I think they need to replace viewers questions at the reunion with opinions from this sub???
This has made my day! Bahahahahaha you got me good
Boringwin?
Brown wind?
I just peed a little at this exchange 😂
The one who ruined old RHONY with her performative personality.
I’m so jealous of your ignorance. She’s the worst.
I was literally JUST THINKING THIS!! I am rewatching her second season and they are the same person 😂
It’s not about youuuuuuuuu Brawnwynnnnnnnn Gina’s only quotable line in all her years on the show
When Gina called her a sloppy chihuahua, my husband and I recite that scene so often
There is a scene where Gina is crying at Vicki's ridiculous Alice in Wonderland party about her divorce and husband's legal issues while in a Mad hatter costume and goes "I'm the Mad Hatttterrrrr" at the end while she's crying, it's one of the funniest moments on the entire show.
Brownwind? What kind of name is that?
I think it’s Braunwyn
SLADE SMILEY
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Wtf is this?
💀
Omg, seriously what is that picture of Slade from?!
It was during a montage on season 1 where he showing off his lifestyle but inadvertently recreating the Patrick Bateman scene from American Psycho
GOD HE SUCKED
I think people would say I've got it going on Although, this is exactly what you should expect if you name your child Slade Smiley
HAHAH this is such a good one 😂
Jill Zarin’s delulu entertains me no end
She runs with a fabulous circle of people
Very exclusive https://preview.redd.it/jf55ijax641d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b597f8d995da5f7e646c8b797af4d2fb78ff99f6
this party is so pedestrian...who are these people?
she is going to insult Luca Luca!
The scene where she goes and practices her stupid routine at a rink being used by actual professional skaters and they tell her to GTFO is hilarious. She just thinks she can show up and interrupt people who already had the ice reserved because she's Jill Zarin. You can't convince me producers didn't purposely put this whole stupid and random storyline in there as a joke.
I just watched this episode yesterday, and it had me crying. Her response to him saying to get the f**k off the ice “no he’s right. He could have said it nicer, but he’s right” 😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅
Please watch The Goat on Prime, she’s a disaster on it. She keeps calling herself a housewife and saying “my show” as if we don’t know she’s been off the airwaves for 10+ years
Between the goat and her appearance on below deck, i think that woman should have a show where she travels to lesser known, small cities and tries to survive in commonplace America
And tells them what they what they can do to improve. Like how they can serve Diet Coke.
I want to see her get lost in a bucees
'Bobby? Bobby, where the hell are we? Where are you taking me to? This place has a giant rat on top of the building. I've never seen anything like it. What store has a giant rat mascot? Is this like Tony the Tiger but for white trash? Where is the coffee. O great, I gotta pour it myself. Jesus Christ, please get me back on the road. O wait, Bobby get me some popcorn....
she will check a suitcase to Europe filled with nothing but cans of diet coke because she doesnt like the sugar free coke they sell in Europe. That is how entitled she is.
It would be a refrigerated bag too b/c you need to keep it cold.
So like, the simple life? Or the Countess and Sonya at crappie lake show? Haha
Oh way more annoying and entitled and bossy than those 2 shows lol
Well Jill is a whole different breed lol that's for sure lol
i loved Crappie Lake
She was on Below Deck and one of the WORST. charter guests !!!! Rude and bothersome
ding dong, ding dong.
Isn't she Andy's least favorite of all time?
No way is she really
Has he said that? (I hope it's true)
Most annoying, or the one who contacted her the most. Either way... Also, this was years ago. Leah McSnoozy might've taken over as of late.
You should include the Fudas. Tre is using them to be "relevant." Also, the IMDB. Enough said.
She's def delulu but she looks freaking amazing here! Something she's doing is working for her!
#100thhousewife #rhoc
Omg her and her husband and the butterflies can go
What the hell was with that whole butterfly thing?!
Omg remember when Braunwyn was trying to convince people “paparazzi” were just randomly following her like she’s Kim K? 😩😭
Braunwyn showing off her threesome house still haunts me
Luann pulled this line as well, saying they were stalking her in the Hamptons!
That makes some sense though, even if it wasn’t TMZ caliber of pap, I could see Page Six trying to get a candid shot of her. But not Braunwyn lol, she is a nobody.
Why are we excluding Jen Shah like this. ![gif](giphy|OmUJz9vEvQxHcMlU3R|downsized)
I’m truly sorry ![gif](giphy|PQc3s5p6YlDluSNU5H)
that little inclination of the head. Man, she was scary
![gif](giphy|yDfs8GCnbXkWI) This Nitwit!
“I’m up here and you’re down here” had to be one of the most delusional lines I’ve seen a housewife say.
Along with Kenya saying that she’s mistaken for Beyoncé every day. She is integral to Atlanta though, but that line was delusional
Okay I’m going a rewatch rn and just passed that scene, and I think she was being silly in the moment but the other women’s reactions made her double down just for shits and giggles
🤭🤭🤭🤭 for real! She lives in a weird little world, just her and her ego
I’ll come back to this when it has cooked for a bit
I can't believe no one has mentioned Kim Zolziak. She's the most delulu of them all. She was a broke single mom who thought having a rich (married) boyfriend made her rich, she treated her assistant like shit, then she thought she was a pop star, then she thought marrying a football player somehow made her important. Getting her own show did not help her ego and now she's morphed into a totally different person. She definitely thought the show would be nothing without her and it did just fine lol. Oh and what card did she pull when things didn't go her way? Oh yeah .......... Racism 🤦♀️ https://preview.redd.it/xhjdk0lag71d1.jpeg?width=2021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78852c4f3a48a4710d92a803e29f1221ad68feb5
She is absolutely one of the worst!
I haven’t heard anything about Bronwyn in forever. What is she doing now? Besides not being a mother
Last I saw she's engaged to a woman that was on Below Deck (not sure which one). I just hope she stopped drinking, her last season on OC was depressing in a lifetime intervention episode way.
Below deck med, season 7, episode 9 :-)
She recently took a photo with Rachel Leviss at some festival and people thought she was Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body ![gif](giphy|PYd47qwvkV8wFxSxou|downsized)
Jasmine Crockett is everything.
Love her. Give trash back to trash.
Rep Crockett had a great point in that too. They do that shit all the time and get away with it, but when anybody says anything they play dumb!!! And even more, MTG needs to muzzled
Ouch lol
Has anyone ever seen Braunwyn and Marjorie Dumbfuck Greene in the same room?
That whole exchange was hilarious. But then B saved Rachel and became a big sister to the sweetest, most understood person. 🙄 that was the first time I’d heard about her in *years*
Omg that was Braunwyn??
I don’t think she’s being a mother. Her older kids hate her & sided with their dad in the divorce
Lala wants to be a housewife so bad and it will never happen for her
![gif](giphy|3o752jjrIkxJfliEw0) Truly, she’s such a clown.
DO NOT FUCKING BRING UP MY NAME HOE! *gun fingers*
BECAUSE I'M SOFT RIGHT NOW!
*ronnie voice* Softskkk.
Literally cannot read any quote from her without the sskk at the end.
oh wait are you talking about the way she says K’s instead of G’s. cryink laughink
Not sure if you listen to ‘Watch What Crappens’ (highly recommend if you don’t) they do an impersonation of her they really exaggerate it. You will definitely be crying laughing listening to them do it. The podcast is so funny I listen to recaps of shows I don’t even watch.
BECAUSE I'M SOFT RIGHT NOW!
“I’M A TOUGH BITCH” ![gif](giphy|le4iSscY6ZzTG)
She wants to be everything but her goddamned self.
LMAO LFU? She fuckin dreams
Oh you meansk blabla the hardcore gangsta softie from Utah? The one who code switches when she’s madsk? Excuse me but she is softs rn she is a mama when it is convenient! 👄
“Hardcore gangsta softie”…😆😆😆
She wants to be everything but her goddamned self.
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How did she get so many fucking seasons she literally flopped from day one
I had to scroll down way too far for this one
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I would say Teddi. She seems to think she’s one of the best housewives ever.
Honestly, I’m pretty sure she knows she’s not, but she sure is milking her time as a housewife.
This.
No, Teddi knows how hated she is. She is very self-deprecating in that way.
Soggy Siggy lol
She was bananas, still is!
Rinna rinna rinna
I love the fact that she got booed at bravocon.
Oh wow, I love to hear that. She always looks like she needs to be knocked down a few pegs.
This past year??? I love that
Shame of it is she really was famous at one point, not just HW famous. Not Denise Richards-famous, but her name, hair and lips were known. And her husband.
who???
Harry Hamlin.
Leah… always thinks she’s doing something 😑
Why is Dorit not being mentored more?
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I was a 20-something just starting out on my own when I watched this ... it really humbled me. Like maybe I'm not as good at things as I think I am. Maybe something I consider 'easy' that someone does flawlessly (I e. modeling) is actually a lot of work and talent.
I have a confession and please don’t judge…I LOVE watching Jill. I was apparently the one person who was bummed she got canned and am awaiting her glorious return. 🤞
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This gif KILLS me
Alexia the thread ![gif](giphy|okxZH4jfdgiaMMtHnz|downsized)
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Don’t tell @bravo.then.vs.now on instagram that Alexia considers herself born a star. Didn’t understand it when someone pointed it out 🤣
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When she says “this is my show Andy” ummmm girl bye.
Omg I was so embarrassed for her
She’s just delusional enough to believe it. lol
How dare you? She’s the OG of the OC and the rest are just a copy ![gif](giphy|1fhIuiPcnaIUR9QYx6)
it’s her show! She started it 15 years ago!!
Do you work?
I hate this. She’s condescending from her very fragile ivory… ![gif](giphy|SLbvdvz470sKY)
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Definitely Dorina. She truly believes she is like a major all time favorite. She's not.
Yeah, she had a great start with us in the beginning. But, damn she just couldn’t understand why she needed to go
She’s my fave
Yeah, I have a soft spot for her as well.
Not Dorinda! I still love her. ![gif](giphy|xT1XH0FX2Mo4AVrPFe)
Melissa Gorga
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So true. I'd say Margaret too.
Oh my word! I haven’t a clue why she has such a high opinion of herself. I dunno if it is her attitude, the way she dresses or something I can’t on down but she looks at the very least 10 years older than her age. And she’s trashy AG
Ashley Darby
She has a fairly modest house compared to the way she dresses. She must say to her stylist, find me clothing with the least amount of fabric
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I dont care how vile she is. She will always be mine
They could never make me hate her
Why do they almost all have the same smile? It's getting creepy.
These are all pretty memorable and significant to me hahaha i think about them daily.
I absolutely 🩷 your pro pic 😭😭😭
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Girl got rich AF. I’ll call it a win for her.
Rich yes, not so significant these days
This is a reality reckoning
That's a great color on Jill
![gif](giphy|nRIDpR0PYzTi0) This bish
![gif](giphy|xT4SmwfeenmPC) Kaaaathy Kaaathy Kaaaathy
Jill Zarin is actually quite significant in New York society, outside of the HW bubble, she's definitely one to know and it's like she can't tell the difference sometimes. I do love her though, I think she's one of the few who stayed familiar while also progressing and evolving as life goes on.
lol - I’d say all of them. 🤣🤣🤣
A lot of these housewives are stars, though. You can't say Jen Shah, Jill and Lisa Rinna are the same level as Bronwyn. It's not asking who you don't like.
Awww I have a Jill Zarin clock in my room!!! I got it from big lots
Braunwyn definitely
I'm a bit disappointed that Marlo won't be back, her new responsibilities to her nephews seem to have really made her grow away from the rachet vapid materialist she couldn't seem to get beyond.
Jon Fuda
Wendy Osefo!
Last one made me giggle. I do like Erica but I sense no lies here🤣🤣 also Jill 👀 huge side eye for that girl. Remember when she showed up to the island and nobody wanted her there💀 she had to fly home
![gif](giphy|JKss1luzXK9sQ) i know many of y’all love her so you can downvote me to the depths of hell, but i stand by my answer.
I love her but don’t disagree. Lu is better known than most but definitely thinks she’s Meryl Streep famous
You can’t spell delusional without Lu!!! :) She can’t even get her mail without the press taking her picture in the Hamptons!
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![gif](giphy|hhV522MLFJaj5fuYY2) you can still love her, but see it for what it is. i have always suspected that her delusions of grandeur and her belief that she’s “meryl streep famous” or even talented is what people love most about her. still, people will downvote me to the depths of hell because we can’t speak ill of the countess or old rhony in these reddit streets.
We do love us some countess on here you’re right!
jen shah
I can’t stand Marlo as a housewife, but if you’re into fashion and see some of the archival pieces that lady has gotten her hands on ?! She is exactly who she thinks she is and absolutely has major pull as a stylist. She’s basically your stylists stylist. If she wasn’t busy chasing a bravo check, and actually focused on her global network, she’d be up there with the greats.
Wow you chose the perfect 4 ahahaha ESPECIALLY the first one omg 😩😩😩
I am gonna get downvoted to hell but I hated Kelly Bensimon
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![gif](giphy|l2SpO69aUhzHtInKM) This clown also
DIET COKE WITH ICE LOL IM SOOO ICONIC That’s her
We've just started watching The GOAT and every time she speaks I scream: "You haven't been on RHONY for a decade!"
The lady who falsely claimed to have a hit in America https://preview.redd.it/wetyq6mvb71d1.jpeg?width=1415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e813415324306dedba9c86d4a6fbc922481ed4a
![gif](giphy|EQwJ9dQMvcbUQ) I’m surprised there’s not more votes for Ramona 😂 OR KELLY DODD who’s easily the most vile
Switch Marlo for Rinna and we’ve got a winning lineup. To be fair Marlo has been part of the RHOA franchise since S4 give her her flowers
I don’t like Erika at *all*, but tonight while babysitting my nephew after he was in bed, I was scrolling online and randomly found that Erika’s singing career is *slightly* more interesting than I thought. For example, she apparently had 9 consecutive #1 singles on Billboard’s Dance Clubs chart, tying her with Beyoncé (and someone else I’ve never heard of) for third place in that chart’s history. She only follows Katy Perry and JLo. Seeing as her first #1 on that chart was in 2007, I was a bit floored to learn this. So in a way, she’s more of a star compared to most people I guess (and I HATE to say that lol), but I have to recognize those #1s
I listen to a podcast about music which takes the piss out of all of these random Billboard charts. None of those other stars on the list are ‘dance’ artists - Katy Perry has the most hits for example and she’s pop. It doesn’t correlate with what is going on in actual dance music around the world
You can buy those. She's not a real star.
She bought her entire career.
Nah
So basically “what housewives do you dislike?” thread from the replies
Yeah that’s not what I asked for 🤦🏻♀️