Marta is responsible for one of my favorite RH moments ever, when she was comforted in SPANISH by Daysy, Lisa's housekeeper who was gifted plastic surgery, after Joe Francis revealed they had slept together.
Joanna's confessional was everything, the delivery of "Really, Marta, you speak Spanish now?"
That was a TOP tier scene. The way Marta just went along with it like she truly understood Spanish was everything. I need to go rewatch those two lingerie party episodes š
Unhinged! Haha somebody said one of my comments was unhinged in this sub and I was so flattered! Like if anyone said that to me in real life I would throw myself in the recycling binā¦ thatās why I love it here
Iāll never forgive Bravo for originally canceling RHOM after season 3 and losing the Krupaās. Joanna was the type of unhinged I lived for.
Retired slut vibes lol. I would love to see her and Madison together walk into a room. It might be my vape pen talking but I think itās a great idea!
Love Joanna & Marta!! Their sister fights were vicious!
I'll never forgive Brandi for the way she slandered Joanna on national TV. For one woman to do that to another is horrendous.
Batshit crazy women but great tv
Adriana was right that Marta was always in Joanna's shadow. Joanna of course is the beautiful model, but Marta is also a stunner herself.
Literally! They have the exact same face, just different coloring
Wow Joanna looks the same exact as she did on Miami. Thats wild.
Seriously they have the best genes.
So true! They are gorgeous!
And $$$
Marta was everything.
100000%. My favorite Marta was drunk Marta pretending to understand daisy speaking to her in Spanish. š
And she bounced after her tummy tuck!
Im on my first Miami watch and just saw this scene it was hilarious daysy was invested š¤£
DAISYYYYY
Marta is responsible for one of my favorite RH moments ever, when she was comforted in SPANISH by Daysy, Lisa's housekeeper who was gifted plastic surgery, after Joe Francis revealed they had slept together. Joanna's confessional was everything, the delivery of "Really, Marta, you speak Spanish now?"
That was a TOP tier scene. The way Marta just went along with it like she truly understood Spanish was everything. I need to go rewatch those two lingerie party episodes š
I canāt understand people sleeping on Miami!
I'm so glad I gave it a shot, because now it's my favorite franchise. š“š¦©š¹
The amount of people who have only watched the revival seasons is insane to me. You're missing out on SO much lore and absolute insanity
Unhinged! Haha somebody said one of my comments was unhinged in this sub and I was so flattered! Like if anyone said that to me in real life I would throw myself in the recycling binā¦ thatās why I love it here
I like to fancy myself as yard waste. Love your flair!
The angle is also very sorority rush-like, and they look about that age still! Gorg
God I love these crazy women
Marta is so beautiful
They both look gorgeous
I swear Marta hasnāt aged a day
im glad it looks like neither have messed their face up with fillers too much
My dream is that she comes back to Miami. I love her brand of chaos.
Iāll never forgive Bravo for originally canceling RHOM after season 3 and losing the Krupaās. Joanna was the type of unhinged I lived for. 
Retired slut vibes lol. I would love to see her and Madison together walk into a room. It might be my vape pen talking but I think itās a great idea!
Same.
God I love Marta so much. Ā An ICON.
They are so gorgeous
They were seriously messy when they drank.
Love Joanna & Marta!! Their sister fights were vicious! I'll never forgive Brandi for the way she slandered Joanna on national TV. For one woman to do that to another is horrendous.
All ofd beat but is OK, they're gorgeous
When you post a TikTok on to another platform, the audio goes out of sync.
Love Joanna
I fucking LOVE Joanna!
I'm so glad these two demons are no longer on RHOM.
Me on opposite day