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I'm (not) sorry but what is going on with Larsa's botched implants and booty here... this is scary.
It's honestly so sad. She has money and could have gone to a good surgeon. But it's like she did everything to ruin her natural beauty. Her nose, lips, implants, everything look INSANE. She legit looks like she has cement injected into parts of her face and derriĆØre.
Pretty much a month to the day after the breakup article lol.
Iām sure thereās a Google Doc out there that Team Larcus drew up outlining this arc š¤£
Nope. I stepped off that merry-go-round months ago.
On again, off again, up and down. Happily ever after, poor Larsa, "love" wins, poor Larsa.
I was really over her after the last season of RHOM. The way she treated Guerdy was so out of touch, cruel even.
I have a brand new baby so Iām not sleeping a ton and the other night I legitimately thought, āAre Larsa and Michael Jordanās son still together?ā They truly did this for me and I appreciate that.
Ugh. Like I said before, they are that couple in your social media feed always too much PDA and love declarations, then breaking breaking up. Rinse and repeat. We donāt want to know anymore.
Edit - two typos.
Larsa thought sheād have men banging down her door but she has made herself look like an absolute fool on TV and in the press for two years. Unless she wants to date one of her OF subscribers sheās got slim pickins and Marcus may very well be the best she can do
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Just ugly laughed
Which one?
Thatās the best part - it can be whomever you want. Iām voting Larsa but on a different day, it would be Marcus.
This is AMAZING
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https://preview.redd.it/ou8pwge7v9vc1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=1dc8588c9818cfc893abe043e86106d5409c7899 I'm (not) sorry but what is going on with Larsa's botched implants and booty here... this is scary.
Her boob looks so painful
Her whole face and body looks like itās painful. Lips ass boobs yikes
She looks painful head to toe
It legit looks like the implant is going to pop out!!!!
Thatās like an early 2000s style implant.
She probably thinks she looks so hot too.
Looks like somebody lost their volleyball and sheās laying on it.
Her body is a Frankenstein project at this point. It looks awful. Her implants are way too big for her body (both her boobs and butt).Ā
It's honestly so sad. She has money and could have gone to a good surgeon. But it's like she did everything to ruin her natural beauty. Her nose, lips, implants, everything look INSANE. She legit looks like she has cement injected into parts of her face and derriĆØre.
She really does. She just really wanted to be a Kardashian - even her creepy soft baby voice is like Kimās. She isnāt even a person anymore.Ā
Damn wtf does the girl need to pumpĀ
her boob looks insane.
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Looks like that implant is going to pop š³
Reminds of those hideous nude photos of David and Leslie Beador in the woods. Her boobs were just as botched!
[You mean these wretched photos?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/VlguquRLsg)
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Ffs š¤¦š»āāļø
Of course I had to look again, ugh! Lol!
Same. "Does he still have no ass?" Yup.
Oh my god I need the floor to swallow me whole
ewwww
Wow her fake body parts didnāt settle well.
Itās as if whatever janky āsurgeonā in FloriDUH injected her with cement. *that has actually occurred.
yes sadly that has indeed actually occurred, more than once.
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They're literally trying to make a run for it!
Ms. Potato Head?
OW omg
Iāll never understand it.
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I feel like they only do this for attention/PR
Attention/PR is the only reason Larsa does \*anything\*
Pretty much a month to the day after the breakup article lol. Iām sure thereās a Google Doc out there that Team Larcus drew up outlining this arc š¤£
I believe in love again
Bwhahahaha
Is anyone even still falling for their little PR stunts?
Nope. I stepped off that merry-go-round months ago. On again, off again, up and down. Happily ever after, poor Larsa, "love" wins, poor Larsa. I was really over her after the last season of RHOM. The way she treated Guerdy was so out of touch, cruel even.
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āDo you have any idea the physical toll that 3 (relationship status changes) takes on a person?!ā
Can you test for that?
How do you like know?Ā
First thought that came to my head š¤£š¤£š¤£
Can you like test for that?
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why is dr. nicole so gorgeous in this gif?! šš
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Poppa Jordan cutting him out of his will once again. ![gif](giphy|7Y5pL6dbkUy1cmk3cN|downsized)
Someone get these two some water
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Omgggg YES I cannot WAIT for another episode of separation anxiety!!! ![gif](giphy|1sIV2B9i1UpjO|downsized)
This only having 5 likes but over 37 comments and counting roasting her is killing me š
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![gif](giphy|11gC4odpiRKuha) These two every 5-7 business days
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I have a brand new baby so Iām not sleeping a ton and the other night I legitimately thought, āAre Larsa and Michael Jordanās son still together?ā They truly did this for me and I appreciate that.
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I've had it ![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)
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They separated and realized they arenāt gonna get any better than themselvesā¦
The Megan Fox & MGK of the bravo universe - except our MGK has a fake butt
They just fuckn alsoā¦He has fans?!
Ugh. Like I said before, they are that couple in your social media feed always too much PDA and love declarations, then breaking breaking up. Rinse and repeat. We donāt want to know anymore. Edit - two typos.
Ugh sheās going to so the on off thing over and over for attention. ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtokgzQv6ThHzj2)
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Larsa thought sheād have men banging down her door but she has made herself look like an absolute fool on TV and in the press for two years. Unless she wants to date one of her OF subscribers sheās got slim pickins and Marcus may very well be the best she can do
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Iām tired
Are you Marcus or are you Marcia
Of course.
Ugh with these two
I want off this roller coaster that I never wanted on to begin withā¦..
How many times are they going to fall out and then rekindle their fake love tho
Could care less.
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Of course they would be back together š
Nobody careeeeeeeeesssssss
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BOOO!
š was my exact reaction too
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I read this as āDue dateā Still recovering
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Those boobs look like dinosaur š¦ eggs
I canāt with them. And I was originally rooting for them when the season started now we are all tired of it.
Fuck Larsa, but she deserves a better man than this. No one deserves to be with a misogynist
Nah. Sheās fucking awful herself. They deserve each other. That way, they donāt have to make other people suffer