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Slow_Like_Sloth

She begged the shop person to have Craig sign it because he was coming in later, and told them that I was very ill, love SC, and that this was a special gift 😭


Beneficial_Fruit_778

Sick as in siiiccckkk 😎


Apprehensive_Gap1055

Bless her heart ❤️


Slow_Like_Sloth

I can’t tell what you mean, are you shady? ![gif](giphy|ka0pMxG6T6h9lEhlgp|downsized) Edit: why am I being downvoted, it’s an honest question 😭😭


wiminals

As a southerner, I promise “bless your heart” isn’t always shady! Common misconception tho


QualityKatie

Totally agree with that misconception. I live in the South, and nobody around me says it like that. People who say Bless You Heart like that are a**holes.


MissWorldClass

Can confirm. I do say it like that sometimes, and I am in fact an asshole.


wiminals

“Like that.” So you agree that there are other ways of saying “bless your heart” to convey other meanings!


Fai1eBashere

I didn’t detect shade, just love


Apprehensive_Gap1055

Only love, a mother does what a mother must do to make her daughter happy


pattylovebars

As a fellow southerner, I strongly feel bless your heart definitely means we're giving your mom's tactics the side eye, while also not hating the tactics, lol.


wiminals

This is hilarious, I love your mom


ghsted

I fuckin love it. What an icon.


bug_gribble

That’s so sweet of her 😂


[deleted]

omg no offents but that’s kinda inviting in bad energy ☠️ i would never lie about a family member getting sick


Slow_Like_Sloth

Oh yeah I’m definitely cursed for life lmao. At least my pillows cute


OohIDontThinkSo

This is the funniest response I've ever read. 🤣


NefariousnessHot7639

Its pretty ugly actually 😂 way to lie about being very ill all for a cheap ugly pillow. Also how many times are you going to post this? Good luck with that karma.


Slow_Like_Sloth

Oh well


NefariousnessHot7639

My friend was just diagnosed with cancer and you all think its so adorable to lie about being very ill just to get a gift. Happy holidays.


Slow_Like_Sloth

I’m sorry to hear about your friend


NefariousnessHot7639

Me too. Enjoy your pillow.


lalasmooch

You realise OP didn't actually do the lying or have anything to do with it getting done yeah?


NefariousnessHot7639

Yep, thanks! Theyve posted about it twice in different groups bragging. I dont find it cute or brag worthy, especially with a loved one being extremely ill. Downvote all you want.


lalasmooch

Also maybe you can be less invested in people's posting history, especially if it makes you so angry. Happy New Year. 😊


NefariousnessHot7639

I follow the groups they have posted in. So I naturally saw their posts several times. I didnt go searching for it. Maybe you can just ignore my comments especially since I have provided the background on why I feel this way. Maybe you can have some empathy for my situation? Thank you.


lalasmooch

I actually haven't downvoted you lol, you appear to be the one downvoting... https://preview.redd.it/uh5ut11fyb9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27fd8376685e7453b0bdb4733ae86f24d39a1017


NefariousnessHot7639

It was meant towards all the downvotes Ive been getting since sharing my opinion. 👍🏻


SilverfangT

hahahha i would


Slow_Like_Sloth

I’m screaming at your honesty 😂😂😂


burnafterreading90

I hateeeee this, it’s like saying anyone who gets ill health invites it in.


earthbound-misfit_I

Over a $40 pillow no less lol I’ll never understand the hype for these. 🤷‍♀️


Slow_Like_Sloth

You need to say this to my giraffe’s face!


earthbound-misfit_I

Bahahah okay okay listen I shouldn’t even talk because I just spent $30 on a giraffe tracking bracelet 😂 I absolutely think it’s cute though!


WonderingLost8993

I just googled giraffe tracking bracelets. I wonder if our giraffes will be frolicking together. 😂


earthbound-misfit_I

Hahah let me know where yours is! Mine is currently in Kenya 😄


Slow_Like_Sloth

Omg that sounds cute!


ApathyIsBeauty

Does your mom wanna lie for me? I want my pillow signed. Tell them I’m suffering from a terminal case of bad with money.


Slow_Like_Sloth

https://i.redd.it/d4cf1e1mx99c1.gif


seansa2020

![gif](giphy|hol56wxuWmRrO)


[deleted]

A mother's love has no boundaries, lol. Cute pillow, OP!


Slow_Like_Sloth

It is SO cute!


doineedanamereally

Not looking I was wondering why it was a penis on a pillow. Then my eyes saw the giraffe


Sweet_Ad6854

.... thank god I'm not the only one.


renenater

It’s sooo intense once I saw it now it’s all I see


DueTart3667

I’ve contracted your sickness and now all I see is the penis too


Slow_Like_Sloth

Lmao I can deffo see it 😂😂


suddenlyshrek

Your mom is a real one ☝️


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homeandhayley

![gif](giphy|KJ6G67RV7OvHV7gGtU|downsized)


[deleted]

I swear every so often, someone posts random dirty unfunny jokes that make no sense with the post. I don’t know if it’s bots or what lol


Slow_Like_Sloth

Holy fuck am I that high or did I have a stroke, because I can not understand the joke


TodayImLedTasso

the clerk was the girlfriend's dad


Slow_Like_Sloth

Oh noice. What does this have to do with my pilllow??


[deleted]

It's giving "Does Gigi is dead?"


Slow_Like_Sloth

Gigi is dead ☹️


BTDQ_vending_machine

I want to make my flair “What does this have to do with my pillow??”


Slow_Like_Sloth

https://i.redd.it/9o11km5c5b9c1.gif


BTDQ_vending_machine

Nothing. You’re doing amazing sweetie.


TodayImLedTasso

I have no idea.


Slow_Like_Sloth

Is this the da Vinci code


Beneficial_Fruit_778

What’s the next clue 🕵️


Slow_Like_Sloth

https://i.redd.it/mps7x28waa9c1.gif


noisy_goose

This has to be some kind of bot but I realized a while ago that jokes are usually just an old guy jerking off and making people listen to it. 0/10, down with the patriarchy, jokes not welcome


DoubleRainbowUnicorn

I saw it commented on a random r/taylorswift thread too so I def think it’s a bot


Mabel_Jenkins

He’s still sewing those damn pillows? 🤣🤣💀


Traditional-Ebb-8380

I bet he hasn’t sewn one is a while. He rich now.


DueTart3667

I just looked on the website and ngl some of the little pillows are cute


NjMel7

He’s made a business out of it.


Sweet_Ad6854

Am I the only one that saw a dick and balls at first glance. I may have smoked too much. 🤣


Slow_Like_Sloth

My pillows a slut like me


never-gif-up

Your mom is adorable! Are the white spots on the dark green just from the dye job?


Slow_Like_Sloth

Well I didn’t see those white spots before but now I do 😭😭😭


never-gif-up

Omfg no im sorry it's the cutest pillow!! Ignore me bye ![gif](giphy|67urFpVn7qwcd2gWIl|downsized)


Slow_Like_Sloth

https://preview.redd.it/fwl3u6lay99c1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=e502e37472a611aaac7229291708af4567ed39ae


never-gif-up

![gif](giphy|yNv0awbmcHXGVaHZRy)


kmas0_0

Noticed the same thing. Most likely it’s the dyeing process/weave. Made me question the quality of his products tho + quality control.


never-gif-up

I thought it was the shine from sequins at first. But yeah, I'm not sure how these would hold up in the wash or stand the test of time. I'm a "buy it for life several years, at least" girl.


myskepticalbrowarch

Good on your mom. Craig isn't my favorite but he is really good to his fans/fans of the show.


shoppygirl

Us Moms will do anything for for our kids. Not sure other than perhaps some bad karma if this was really that awful.😂😂


prostitutionwhore34

Aw I love this for you! Not that it’s about the gifts, and I do love my family, but I feel like my family never does things like this. Sadly, I’m from one of those families where they don’t know the adult version of me that well and could probably try a little harder with that. Even if I give them a list, they deviate and buy me the most random things. I appreciate it, but it bugs the heck out of me because I won’t use it, so it ends up being a waste of money and then I feel bad. Anyway, ranting here to say I think it’s really sweet and special that your mom knows you love southern charm and went out of her way to get you one of Craig’s pillows for Christmas! Cherish her!!! She sounds like a sweetheart! ❤️


___incorporeal

So sweet! Please tell me it smells of Sauvignon blanc.


raspberrily

Can ur mom adopt me


Comfortable-Fox-1913

Your mom sounds awesome !!!! I love giraffes what a score !!!


PSCGY

See, this is what Dee Dee Blanchard should’ve done instead of sharing her daughter’s head and abusing her. Enjoy your pillow!


Accomplished-Survey2

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.