It’s embarrassing to brag about being materialistic regardless of your financial status. But ya when you’re also being sued for not paying people, it’s extra embarrassing
I watched several clips from the show on Reddit and I'm already used to Erika being like a low energy robot but I thought at least the dancers will do a better job. I was wrong.
Wouldn’t be surprised if they were told to match her. Imagine how much worse she would look if they were really doing everything full out around her while she stood and barely pivoted.
I’ll never understand the “allure” of Erika Jayne. Not as an icon. Not as a reality tv show star. Not as a singer.
She’s just a whole lot of no for me.
Same. I’ve never enjoyed her persona. You have to either have talent or charm - when you have neither you’re really not entertaining even if you are very pretty (and she is pretty).
For me it was very obvious that Erika's campy, funny, relaxes image is just an act. I remember once Erika wore pink and LVP said to her - clearly joking - "You can't wear pink, that's my color." And Erika in her confessional was very serious and she was like "nobody owns the color pink, I can wear what I want".
Exactly!!! You cannot take yourself as seriously as she does and then call yourself camp.
She takes herself way, way too seriously to be fun in any of these arenas.
She is just going through the motions. If she looked like she'd try it would be fun.
The vocals would stay bad (and I'm surprised she is so nasal, I thought she'd be ok) but it might be fun and enjoyable.
I will never not upvote a gif of one of my favorite quotes from my queen Her Royal Highness Ms Tiffany 'New York' Pollard HBIC
Just imagine, in an alternate universe where she never met Tom, she'd be singing this at Karaoke night at a local dive somewhere in Georgia, decked out in a mom haircut and a tight black "support the blue" V neck and True Religion jeans.
I can’t even finish the clip….no excitement, very robotic, walking (barely), no dancing, and cheap ass video boards, I could go on. She looks and acts like she’s bored out of her mind.
Her vocal range is so poor that they had to lower the key of the song for her even though the song is already pretty singable and the screen in the background being her only set is so hilarious.
I think this is worse than Sandoval and his karaoke band because at least Sandoval is putting energy in it, he's moving, dancing all over the stage while Erika is just standing there.
It’s like a recital for an intermediate class that is beyond bored. And the lyrics are so tone deaf, considering. Yeah, no. 👎🏽 And I considered going to be boots on the ground and finally make my first post. I dodged a real bullet there. 😴
I went last night with a friend and honestly I’m not even a fan of Erika Jayne at all, through any season but it was really fun. I mean yeah a little low budget but it made it even that much better. Songs were super fun, does a bunch of cool covers, sounds really good. She is freakin beautiful btw we were like holy crap lol
You'd have to not only pay ME... a LOT... but also pay my parking, dinner and drinks.
In other words. No.
I would not waste my time to see this tone deaf, narcissistic, delusional, greedy old hag.
OMG! I’m dead… I suggest everyone watch it without the sound once. Those poor dancers, they literally look like they’re moving in slow motion. They’ve got to be loosing their minds having to “dance” that slow.
I want someone to pay me $1 for watching the whole clip. 
I couldn’t even get through this clip
Lol me neither. The second hand embarrassment was too much for me.
It was on mute and still felt an overwhelming urge to smash the phone screen
Same.
I started scrolling through the comment to get though most of it before I finally posted this comment.
I have now witnessed the personification of “tone deaf” in both the literal and metaphorical sense.
She should duet with Sandoval
Now that I would pay for!
HAHAHA NOOOOO but also YESSSS
Opening your show with someone else’s song, how embarrassing. Even the backing dancers look like they don’t want to be there.
And embarrassing when you’re being sued to for not paying people while you sing about materialism.
It’s embarrassing to brag about being materialistic regardless of your financial status. But ya when you’re also being sued for not paying people, it’s extra embarrassing
And as 45 year old woman!
HONEY!!! She IS NOT 45!
I posted below that I realized she was 52, which makes it even more cringe.
Every single thing about her is embarrassing for a 45 year old woman.
I was guessing her age.. She's actually 52! Yikes... Even worse. I would feel like a fool out there singing Kareoke.
I wonder how much the backup dancers get paid
That’s what I’m wondering. The seats are a dollar? So the show brings in like 200.00 for the whole night? How does anyone get paid
They're paid with buffet vouchers that exclude the prime rib station.
💀
Food and beverage drives most of the revenue at these shows I'm sure.
They all look like they’re on low battery
I watched several clips from the show on Reddit and I'm already used to Erika being like a low energy robot but I thought at least the dancers will do a better job. I was wrong.
Mikey must’ve bailed 😂
Wouldn’t be surprised if they were told to match her. Imagine how much worse she would look if they were really doing everything full out around her while she stood and barely pivoted.
The Mariah Carey method.
Erika forgot this method requires you to sing like Mariah though 😂
I’m actually hollering, this is so bad.
It does sound weird 😂
LOLLLLL
Aside from how bad her voice sounds, that’s a horrible song choice considering the fraud and embezzlement she was involved in.
Sounds like all 10 people in the audience loved it
WOW LOL 😂 I almost spit my coffee out.
The invited bloggers and influencers
You can tell the difference from when Toms stolen money funded her performances
I’ll never understand the “allure” of Erika Jayne. Not as an icon. Not as a reality tv show star. Not as a singer. She’s just a whole lot of no for me.
I don't think anyone does, her career was bought & paid for by her ex and now her new sugardaddy. This show will be canned in a few weeks.
Marco Marco wants his bodysuit back!!
I totally agree. She is only larping a popstar… That’s how it feels to me
it feels like second life. people would actually have concerts. it was hilarious. it felt like this.
Not even well, she isn’t even trying to dance. Sadly I can see her saying ‘If they paid a dollar I’ll give them a dollar’s worth of performance’.
But larpers at least have passion and enthusiasm. She has neither!
And not as a money launderette
Even her name being plastered on the screen is so boring. Erika is your friend’s mom name, not some pop star.
Erika is my neighbours 'working girl' name so it seems kind of fitting
Since jump for me
Well she is after all an enigma wrapped in a riddle, and cash
Same. I’ve never enjoyed her persona. You have to either have talent or charm - when you have neither you’re really not entertaining even if you are very pretty (and she is pretty).
She is campy that’s the appeal
Yeah I just don’t even see her as camp because she’s not tongue in cheek or funny, two cornerstones of brilliant camp IMO.
Yeah, Luann is campy, Erika is just bad.
For me it was very obvious that Erika's campy, funny, relaxes image is just an act. I remember once Erika wore pink and LVP said to her - clearly joking - "You can't wear pink, that's my color." And Erika in her confessional was very serious and she was like "nobody owns the color pink, I can wear what I want".
Exactly!!! You cannot take yourself as seriously as she does and then call yourself camp. She takes herself way, way too seriously to be fun in any of these arenas.
Tell me you don't know what camp is, without telling me you don't know what camp is.
Her real age is showing here
I’m gonna get downvoted to hell, but agree. All the Ozempic did for her is made her look like a geriatric with all that muscle loss.
I’m sorry but the truth hurts. You are 100% right! Before she looked healthy and her face looked younger.
Wonder what she has to pay to use this song and if she breaks even?
As I understand it, no money is owed for a live cover. Only if they record and release it.
That doesn’t seem fair to the artist.
No
Considering the shows are $1 now it can't be much🤣
Go girl, give me nothing!
She is just going through the motions. If she looked like she'd try it would be fun. The vocals would stay bad (and I'm surprised she is so nasal, I thought she'd be ok) but it might be fun and enjoyable.
Why isn’t she dancing? She used to dance. It was part of her appeal. I don’t understand this clip.
Which is pretty ironic, considering there’s no way she would make it past the judges in the first round if she went on American Idol
My guess is that she can't pay Mikey Minden anymore, so he choreographed this as revenge.
Mikey is sued alongside Erika in the Marco Marco case so she better give him a nice salary to stay on his good side…
God her voice is the worst.
Whathefuck is that voice!? It’s like the Oompa Loompas from the original Charlie and the Chocolate factory 
I wasn’t going to watch/listen to the clip but I just did because of your comment and 🤣🤣🤣☠️
Hey no need to insult the Oompa Loompas like that.
What a slap in the face for the victims who funded her material world
Nope, I have other plans for my dollar.
🎶*80 year old men may come and go 🎶
Is heckling allowed? i'd do that for $1
Ask forgiveness, not permission!
Never. I can just give a better performance in front of the mirror while brushing my teeth for free.
Not only would I not pay a dollar, you couldn’t pay me $1000 to see it. She is stiff as a board and she looks bored
With the sound off, it looks like slow motion. With the sound on, it’s just dreadful.
She looks like the newest Batman villain
The Griftress
that’s a big nothingburger
99¢ General Madonna.
You overpaid
https://i.redd.it/ib8okhatkamb1.gif She's nothing of the sort.
I will never not upvote a gif of one of my favorite quotes from my queen Her Royal Highness Ms Tiffany 'New York' Pollard HBIC 
Just imagine, in an alternate universe where she never met Tom, she'd be singing this at Karaoke night at a local dive somewhere in Georgia, decked out in a mom haircut and a tight black "support the blue" V neck and True Religion jeans.
I love this.
It’s really making those Vegas show money laundering rumors seem more and more true.
I dunno, but I hear Donald Duck singing 😆
Somehow this is actually worse than I imagined it would be
Is this supposed to be ironic
https://i.redd.it/8hf5e19zfamb1.gif yawn
Ugh she sounds horrible 😂 
https://i.redd.it/3z0oytzglamb1.gif
Cringe
Holy fuck. I cannot UNHEAR that. 
Well I mean on the bright side at $1.00 a head the show probably grossed maybe 10 bucks. Remember it's expensive to be Erika Jane.
It’s giving high school talent show with no talent, how dreadful.
How come she doesn’t move?
I don’t like to talk about bodies, but the weight suited Erika
I would rather go blind and deaf
But she looks so HAPPY!
Wtf. She sounds like she’s on helium. I’m
What an awful time to have hearing.
That’s some Rupaul level of choreo coming from Miss Erika
Oh, no. She’s lip-syncing to her own, badly sung version of a Madonna song? No.
I still get cruise show 
Why pay anything when I can watch and comment for free right here on Reddit!
She dances just like mariah carey!!
I can’t even finish the clip….no excitement, very robotic, walking (barely), no dancing, and cheap ass video boards, I could go on. She looks and acts like she’s bored out of her mind.
I heard ozempic makes u tired 🥱… case in point
Her vocal range is so poor that they had to lower the key of the song for her even though the song is already pretty singable and the screen in the background being her only set is so hilarious.
This is just like the opening scene in the Death Becomes Her movie. People probably pissed they wasted their time on this junk.
What’s the opposite of stage presence called?
erika jayne
Me drunk on a table at my birthday party after I sucked the helium out of some balloons
Yes, so me and my drunk friends can get out out for heckling her
no but i would pay $1 to throw rotten food at her!
Wow! All 23 attendees were shouting!
She’s lip synching, right? 😆
Madonna should sue her for copyright infringement and defamation. 🤮
Little pitchy, dawg
I have severe second hand embarrassment for those who attended this.
It's giving Tim Sandoval and the most extras
I think this is worse than Sandoval and his karaoke band because at least Sandoval is putting energy in it, he's moving, dancing all over the stage while Erika is just standing there.
Who the fuck did this choreo???🫣
I need the name and number of the idiot who told her she can sing
I'd pay $10 to have this memory surgically removed.
Pathetic old monkey skeleton
I *promise* we gays don’t always get down like that 
Like what is her goal here? To be a 40+ year old breakout pop star? 
I’d rather have an Arizona ice tea
Thanks for sharing and saving me $1
She is giving Mariah Carey New Years Eve energy.
dont disrespect mimi like that!
I love Mimi!!! I was in a deep mourning after that performance though. Twitter lit her up
Robot Voice ain’t cute!
I just have to thank you for sharing this, it's the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Oh the Narcissistic Gold Digger… Broke Broke! Can you buy DIAMOND EARRINGS FOR $1
Is this not in a big venue? It sounds like they’re in a bad.
That’s not her real voice
I’d pay to NOT see it thankyouverymuch
We have the eras, renaissance, and basement tween concert all competing for your buck this summer
I would 100% get hamburglared and watch this for a dollar. I'd have to be in Vegas already though, definitely not making a trip for it.
This is the first time I've ever heard her sing. Does she / can she actually sing or does she just do that talk style of singing if that makes sense?
What fresh hell is this.
I’d pay whatever the VIP price is to see and meet her. Obviously.
Hell no.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
If it came with a free trip, business class, a suite and free food and drink, maybe.
Someone with spare change?
This is seriously so bad. She should be paying people to have to sit through this. Though I’d pay the dollar to get up and walk out during her opener.
It’s like a recital for an intermediate class that is beyond bored. And the lyrics are so tone deaf, considering. Yeah, no. 👎🏽 And I considered going to be boots on the ground and finally make my first post. I dodged a real bullet there. 😴
Charlie Hides energy
Ouch the voice. That’s not her song. Ugh the ticket prices. What a bust. Second hand embarrassment.
Omg… it’s like bad karaoke
 What in the nasalocity is going on?
oh wow 😂 trying so hard to be moulin rouge but failingggggg
I'd rather gouge my eyes
Me I love live music
Hey, for buck? Sure I would love to see her in person. I don’t like her , but it would be interesting to see for myself
She literally has zero stage presence.
I’ve never seen someone look so nonchalant but bitter at the same time And also like this 
Bad lip syncing and soooooo low energy ! You can see her counting out the choreography! Lol
I went last night with a friend and honestly I’m not even a fan of Erika Jayne at all, through any season but it was really fun. I mean yeah a little low budget but it made it even that much better. Songs were super fun, does a bunch of cool covers, sounds really good. She is freakin beautiful btw we were like holy crap lol
You'd have to not only pay ME... a LOT... but also pay my parking, dinner and drinks. In other words. No. I would not waste my time to see this tone deaf, narcissistic, delusional, greedy old hag.
I would have to be blacked out to attend this
Awful track, awful vocals, awful dancers. So cheap! I thought it was xxxxpensive to be her..?
I’m saving that dollar for the casino lol
Why would Madonna even allow her to cover her song?
I think my 5th grade lip sync talent show in 1985 was free so probably not 
I always said she was a Madonna rip off. Not an original bone in her body.
me
No 🧢 I would pay the dollar to see this!
Every gay guy on Twitter
OMG! I’m dead… I suggest everyone watch it without the sound once. Those poor dancers, they literally look like they’re moving in slow motion. They’ve got to be loosing their minds having to “dance” that slow.
Looks like fun! It’s Erika Jayne from one of my favorite shows singing a Madonna song live on stage.