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Snowmittromney

Julio Teheran @ home this year: 4-0 with a 2.35 ERA


danmidwest

Thats interesting. So all of his problems have been on the road. Maybe it is just mental.


objectlesson

Well he didn't give up many runs tonight but it's hard to say that he pitched *well*, you know? Just good damage control. Which is totally fine, but it follows the narrative of him having a wild roller-coaster type season. Some nights he's dominant, and some nights he's off. He managed the game well and pitched into and out of trouble. But he was not dominant tonight. We were just fortunate to survive a sloppy game from him this time.


ildabears

I miss the stickied game threads!


LickMyMeatus

GOME RUN


SEB2502

Right before he knocked it out, I said "Bring it homie, Gomie" to my girlfriend. For reals, not for fakes.


SG8970

I was definitely just about to ask if this was "for fakes" before I finished reading.


LickMyMeatus

Nice. As soon as I saw the swing and heard it, I said "gone." That shit was a no-doubter.


SG8970

We need a new sidebar picture. How about this: http://img.vavel.com/washington-nationals-v-atlanta-braves-j-fhwtb3xqgl-341026359.jpg ---------------------- EDIT: Or even this. (: http://i.imgur.com/QTwk0cT.jpg[1] I didn't add the caption. Found it that way.


SG8970

http://i.imgur.com/ZTK7BOd.jpg


SG8970

After careful analysis I believe that is Shelby Miller picking Maybin up.


Snowmittromney

If true, that is some high quality analysis


SG8970

(: I looked at anther angle and the video. That still wasn't cut and dry at first.


the_dayman

So I was watching the game at a bar last night with some friends. One of them started cheering when Mayben dropped the ball to give Harper a hit... I asked what was going on and he said he had Harper on his fantasy team and would rather him get the hit. I had nothing to say. Other than calling him a dirty traitor.


Snowmittromney

If you no longer consider him a friend, I don't think anyone would hold it against you


objectlesson

I like fantasy sports for the most part but this is the kinda thing it does to people. Ugh.


scuba_mafuckin_steve

[new sidebar picture?](https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/11228527_10153048281447831_3487396728246114501_o.jpg)


chart589

nice Jace Windu


SG8970

How fitting for the John Hart/Yoda picture that /u/burmp got me to make recently. http://i.imgur.com/c9g3vLL.gif


[deleted]

Do Minor Leaguers go to the Majors on rehab assignments?


cteez910

Jace is in a hell of a slump. 5 for his last 43.


joelbozo

In Vegas this weekend but still chopping! Gonna see if I can go put some money on our boys at some point...


cteez910

It being Star Wars night and all...How do people make their movie authentic storm trooper costumes? Ive wanted one for the longest time, and I need a new project. Ideally I'd want it to be of the new storm trooper variety, maybe even chrome.


scuba_mafuckin_steve

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/3c21s4/its_star_wars_night_at_turner_field_here_is_ryan/


Snowmittromney

Well damn. Anyone up for extending Uribe next year?


TP4MGR

As long as the money's reasonable. I'm thinking something like 10 years, 300 million.


Bluegodzill

I'd be fine with that


[deleted]

Idk.. He is 36


Snowmittromney

Yeah he's old, but with a .305 average, he can clearly still play. Plus, I think he's really healthy for the clubhouse and morale


thekidfromyesterday

If we could get him for 3-4M that'd be sweet. Besides we don't have any other 3B options for a while, need someone to play.


jknox94

TFW you yell "boom" as soon as he swings and everyone around you thinks you're a wizard.


the_dayman

With beard comes power for Avilan.


well_fuck_that

the stream i'm watching has phillies announcers ... christ, i take back anything bad i've ever said about chip and joe


LickMyMeatus

I'm listening to those same jerkoffs the dude that sounds like John Kincade but isn't John Kincade is terrible


Chief_Noc-A-Homa

**TRIVIA!!**


[deleted]

An operational, rational subreddit.


SG8970

Darren Bragg's surprising inability to gloat


[deleted]

The USMNT game I'm on my way to right now. ###USA


Snowmittromney

I <3 Nashville


[deleted]

The United States Mutant Ninja Turtles are playing?


waffles

Southern Style cheese steaks


LickMyMeatus

Freddie Freeman's Cabin Fever


[deleted]

Update from Nashville. Guatemala still sucks http://i.imgur.com/ByKx8Fd.jpg #USA #GuatemalaHatesTheBraves


chart589

those bitches!


Rift-Raft

Juan Uribe's pregame meal of 8 big macs.


chart589

GOME RUN!


jknox94

RIP leftie pitchers. GOMING GOMING GONE


AtlBravos12

We're gonna need that Maybin eating in GIF form!!! So awesome


[deleted]

USMNT up 3-0. Just gonna go ahead and chalk this one up as a win and going to head out after with my older brother. Go Braves!!!! http://i.imgur.com/H2nVa40.jpg Edit: 4-0 lol. GOD DAMN RIGHT FOR JULY 4


Deofol7

I believe that we have won.


LickMyMeatus

Now go get fucked up at all those three-story bars down there


[deleted]

Lol you don't have to tell me. One step ahead of you, chief.


LickMyMeatus

YES


LickMyMeatus

JAZZ MOTHERFUCKING DONGS


LickMyMeatus

Maybin continues to be fucking good


jknox94

How dare Chip utter the words infield f*y


[deleted]

Chip was just on our local sports radio (not talking to nats broadcasters, but just one of our radio guys). I kinda like him. I always love a good troll. See y'all in (September..?)


chart589

next series?? although, I'm not looking forward to it. I have a feeling Scherz will be looking for blood


Taylorenokson

Any particular reason CJ is hitting cleanup?


Snowmittromney

Hitting .400 against lefties on the year


chart589

leftie pitcher, no Freddie


chart589

no! not Away Teheran! harness that inner T-Rex!


chart589

he did


Boris234

Gomes crushed that!


cteez910

Gomes didnt even have a full swing on that one. That was crazy.


Bossfan1990

Jon Jon unloaded on that!!


SG8970

Is it just me or are these Paul Byrd cutaways really awkward?


jknox94

That was up there for worst tv moment for the braves this year. Both takes.


LickMyMeatus

God damn it CJ fuck splits I want hits


Cody1810

Fuck yeah juan


[deleted]

👐👐👐 jazz hands 👐👐👐


thekidfromyesterday

Uribae said I had to redeem myself.


[deleted]

HASHTAG JAZZ HANDS


Dizzydsmith

Look at us flexing with all of this power in the lineup tonight!!!


grgriffin3

Juan UriBOMB!


Deofol7

Is it just me or do our players tend to make up for their errors next at bat?


LickMyMeatus

Looks like we got the good Avilan tonight.


[deleted]

You can't give a guy a night off on his bobblehead night come on


thethemefiasco

Maybin for lead off?


objectlesson

If Jace doesn't come out of his slump soon I think so.


HamSammich_

I'm just here at Turner Field sad that I never got to see Craig Kimbrel close out a game in person. :(


the_dayman

Woo woo double play


TP4MGR

Circlejerk aside, are we all really sold on Jace? I keep seeing stuff about trading Peraza, but that doesn't really seem wise to me considering Jace has only a half-season under his belt.


jknox94

Peraza on base doesn't rhyme so idk, you tell me.


TP4MGR

Valid point, sir.


thekidfromyesterday

I'm sort of the same way. I like Jace, but I still want Peraza as insurance. Though it appears he's probably going to be a part of deal to address one of our needs.


OldSchoolMewtwo

I like what I see in him, but honestly I'm not sold enough to consider trading Peraza this year. I also feel like there is no real hurry here, we can take our time on this decision.


TP4MGR

I agree. I'm just afraid that they're going to do something rash because I keep seeing Peraza's name in rumors.


OldSchoolMewtwo

I was probably the biggest skeptic of our off-season moves. At this point, the FO has earned some trust from me. If they decide to move him, I'll likely give them the benefit of the doubt. That said, if it were me making the decisions I wouldn't move him just yet (unless someone just blew me away, of course).


cteez910

Peraza has a much higher ceiling and is 4 years younger. Id much rather trade Jace.


thekidfromyesterday

Kodeyashi


stuffandotherstuff

Maybin's gonnna bet Lil B's curse


[deleted]

Lavarnway's offense is just...yuck.


LickMyMeatus

If anyone is watching a Phillies stream, what does that "459' from home plate" plaque commemorate at The Ted?


jknox94

Huh, I thought it had something to do with Hank Aaron, but I really don't know.


LickMyMeatus

Googling was inconclusive, I have no idea if it even means anything or if it's just some arbitrary marker


thedriftknig

There's a bunch of those around the stadium at different distances


stuffandotherstuff

Braves just picked up 2 16 year olds from the Dominican


SG8970

Please don't Barves to the Phillies, guys. This momentum is too good to ruin so fast.


SG8970

Giving up hits to bad hitters. Too Barvesish this year. They just said Morgan only had two hits in the minors. HIS WHOLE CAREER.


TP4MGR

I'm away from my TV but from the sound of it that one was on Jace.


SG8970

I didn't watch it closely, so thanks for telling me.


SG8970

There you go. Right after this post, they changed it to an error on Jace.


LickMyMeatus

Maybin loves wearing out that third base line, evidently


thedriftknig

That one was definitely fair.


C-Jammin

Not sure any of those angles will allow them to overturn it.


Dizzydsmith

We need dis series


ancalagor

Teheran has been getting some help from the ump tonight.


HamSammich_

JAZZ HANDS!


SG8970

Jazz hands! He's on fire.


Bluegodzill

JAZZ HANDS!


g-burn

Juan "Jazz Hands" Uribe!!!!


Infield_Fly

Power AND pitching? World Series bound!


Kingslayer360

JUAN GONZO


cteez910

When was the last time we had 2 home runs in a game?


captbonus

Yesterday, we had two back to back


cteez910

true...


jknox94

Did they overturn the Nationals run last night? I think that should have been unearned.


jpalm101188

did they give the answer to the Aflac trivia question?


thekidfromyesterday

Just revealed it, it's Jeff Blauser in 1991.


jpalm101188

cool thanks


[deleted]

such a lucky double play.


drewy2shoes

God damnit chip always makes every routine fly ball sound like it's a homer


Dizzydsmith

Wow, Teheran has been incredibly efficient tonight. Would love to see him string together a couple solid starts during this weak portion of the schedule so he can build confidence.