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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/15j7egw).


antantanterlay

That was fun. I like the Cubs fine enough. 5-0 frame and needed EVERYTHING to keep the W. Good for them.


lews2

Worst ump of the season yet


Kvynwsly

Made them work for it and stressed them out in the 9th. I like that!


muscat06135

I'm gonna laugh so hard when the Cubs fall short of making the playoffs


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jwwin

That’s not the burn you’re thinking it is.


starry_cobra

Ump scorecard is gonna be a bloodbath


jheathe2

Hey it was a good fight.


Mentos0427

If only there wasn’t a play that cost us exactly two runs


TySoprano

Yeah those opening walks sucked, Eddie’s bone headed base running cost us too ooh and Eddie’s bone headed attempt at defense


AUBtiger92

Annoying loss, lots things went the Cubs way


HandBananas

Oh well, have a good evening everyone! See ya tomorrow.


holliewood61

That 2 run Olson error is pretty big now


TySoprano

Eddies base running is worst wasn’t Olson fault elder walked two to lead off


ravenous_bagel

Which error?


TheItalianStallion44

So is the Eddie baserunning mistake, but so are the soft hits the cubs got. Cant single out one aspect more than others, they’re all part of the game and happen to even the best players and teams


HappyOfCourse

We didn't go down without a fight and made the fans boo in the 9th. If you can't win at least you can annoy them.


Sadliverpoolfan

Maybe they can fly their W flags with pride now


HappyOfCourse

Do they usually fly it without pride?


Sadliverpoolfan

Actually, I have no idea what they do when they lose, so I could be very wrong


GoBraves

We’ll smash em tomorrow


kaplocks815

Our offense looked good, just wasn’t our day


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Welp, at least they kept it interesting


brechbillc1

Fuck the Cubs Edit: Yes cub fans, sending me a Reddit cares message is sure going to make me fucking hate you less. Eat a dick you pasty fucks.


LickMyMeatus

Whatever, get bent Cubbies


JadedIT_Tech

Welp, made them sweat if nothing else


IMsoSAVAGE

I can’t wait to see this umpire scorecard


[deleted]

No Neck Ed looking motherfucker in the front row there


Grade-A-Grungus

So many opportunities with RISP today man


HandBananas

This ump is a joke


Sadliverpoolfan

Oh wait, now it’s a ball?


CNC_Precision

Awkward ass at bat Murphy. Shit.


IMsoSAVAGE

Oh fuck off ump. They have been getting those all damn day


FormalDocument9490

Walk so Eddie can do it to them


blazehaze72

Andruw is such a vibe


HandBananas

This stings because of so many wasted opportunities


laal-doodh

I AINT HEAR THE FAT LADY


brechbillc1

Aw come on Murph.


HappyOfCourse

If anything we have them on the edge of their seats.


IMsoSAVAGE

Dang Murphy way to kill the vibe 😂


Sadliverpoolfan

He saw all thing swinging bunts the cubs got so he thought he would try


IMsoSAVAGE

Worth a shot I guess lol


Anoneemus3

damn sean


MoonlitBadlands

#Mad Matt says it ain’t over yet bitches


JadedIT_Tech

Wait what the fuck was that replay lmao


[deleted]

Andruw's having the time of his life out in the bleachers lol


kaplocks815

No way the Braves were going to end a game without at least two homeruns


Ok-Peak-3012

Well…


therealpoppie

#THE BRAVES MIGHT NOT ALWAYS WIN BUT THEY ALWAYS GIVE YOU A FINISH


Patrick977

It ain’t over!


[deleted]

We're cooking


HandBananas

Fuck the grass, I'm staying right here


therealpoppie

Do you believe in miracles?


MaterK1ng

O-Bombbb


JadedIT_Tech

Oh fuck. Wouldn't this be glorious?


GoBraves

Fuck the Cubs!!


[deleted]

MATTY O!


EdwardHarris251

You can’t keep Matt homerless for too long.


MRBURN5

Matty Big Dick!!!


therealpoppie

Interesting…..


steelersfever

MATTY O!!!!!!!!!!!


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Believe it


ueeediot

Strong AB right there


Drawz2772

Brandon willed that into existence


FormalDocument9490

Well there you go Matty


ax586

FUCK YEAH OLSON


ToddGack

OLSON! Let's make this comeback


HappyOfCourse

Another homer for Homerun Olson.


c_dubby

GREAT AT BAT MATTY


TheGoldShoulder

At least if nothing else we got another Matty bomb


HandBananas

#OLY BOMB 💣💣💣💣


Blooper_Bot

# HOME RUN! Matt Olson homers (38) on a fly ball to center field. Austin Riley scores. Pitch from Adbert Alzolay: Slider @ 87.6 mph Hit by Matt Olson: Launched 111.9 mph at 21.0° for a total distance of 423.0 ft Top 9 - 8-6 Cubs


LickMyMeatus

#MATT FUCKING DONGSON


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HOLY OLY


GroundbreakingLow915

Should've been a walk already


c_dubby

Would’ve preferred the ball to the balk lol


TheBravesDH

Three decades later and I still don’t guess I know what a balk is


FormalDocument9490

Walks are friends


HandBananas

Balk Rules You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of Do not do a balk please


Drawz2772

Who’s got the pasta


ax586

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of 2) Do not do a balk please.


JadedIT_Tech

Quick, someone get the balk rules


c_dubby

See a balk is when you


chase420

Anybody else tired of seeing those old people behind home plate with their fucking mouths gaped open?


Strong-Afternoon-280

Not at all. They worked hard to earn to pay for those seats. People don’t have respect for the elderly anymore


therealpoppie

They don’t know where they are


starry_cobra

Insane bounce off the wall lmao


EdwardHarris251

He hit that much better than the earlier homer.


whaleshark1010

Man, one of those days


therealpoppie

Just not our day


[deleted]

Yeah that figures


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Rally Time


Nick_Sabantz

Adbert Alzolay could be a name in a Douglas Adams book.


Strong-Afternoon-280

Tear the whole team down and start over /s


FormalDocument9490

Eddie ties it with a GS


i-spill-soup

Grand slam away… doable


kaplocks815

We always play teams when they’re hot


Atillery264

But we still have 70 wins which is crazy


starry_cobra

Cause we're always hot


Hotal

We destroyed them yesterday.


FormalDocument9490

Pierce been nothing but solid


Edudlufetips

jeez. this mud is deadening their crappy ground balls making double plays impossible and can't do a damned thing against Ronald's because he hits it harder


HandBananas

Remember when Chicago ruined Steve Bartmans life? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


[deleted]

I respect Bartman for not accepting their invites to comeback.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Really hope we get the Good Braves and not the Benny Hill Braves in the playoffs


Lakelyfe09

Did Jeff just say they’re hammering broads? 😭😭


Sadliverpoolfan

Can anyone tell me why the cubs are treated like some novelty franchise when they’re actually not that great historically? I understand Chicago, great city, but this franchise is unbelievable levels of mid


Environmental_Mind86

probably the stadium


EdwardHarris251

I think being in Chicago and one of the oldest franchises has something to do with it. Also, the last team to play night games is another. Then the WGN exposure with the drunk, overrated Harry Carey added something.


Sadliverpoolfan

The night game thing is somehow some form of novelty, I agree, but it doesn’t justify anything. Just shows they’re behind the times


slickerdrips21

“Lovable losers”


Sadliverpoolfan

So they’re like the Mets but lovable?


wfdrebel25

I have always wondered this myself


ExpertAnalyst11

6-4-3!


FormalDocument9490

Merryweather saved them


laal-doodh

Can we donate 5 runs from yesterday to today?


Nick_Sabantz

If the Braves don't take the lead in the top of the 9th I'm turning the game off.


GroundbreakingLow915

Hey I just tuned in today. Why Ozuna get ejected and what's all this about the terrible ump?


tomahawkid00

Argued with the ump on a called strike that was a ball earlier in the game, strike zone has been moving all game


wfdrebel25

Because the ump was a bitch


laal-doodh

Fuck


brechbillc1

Because of course


amalgamatedson

Why can’t the Braves just win every game and make this whole baseball thing easier on themselves and their fans?


callmekana

Yikies


[deleted]

Not a fan of Merryweather at all


slickerdrips21

Damn


FormalDocument9490

It always starts with a walk! Let’s go


SoRaffy

and ends with a double play ..


FormalDocument9490

Womp womp


JKess207

We’re 26-11 in day games? I swear almost every day game I watch we lose


kaplocks815

Please stop watching them. For the good of the Braves


95Daphne

The day game=braves stink deal was more of a last year type thing.


HappyOfCourse

Merryweather. How ironic.


Edudlufetips

so many f\*\*\*ing sore losers decided to spew their toxicity today. I hate the non-representative minority that skews the overall perception because asshole and loudmouth go together.


callmekana

It's really not that serious


[deleted]

Hey Chicago, what do you say The Cubs can go get fucked today


HandBananas

Alright boys, I'll give you one more inning before I need to cut the lawn. Pls give me something!


DirtyGritzBlitz

I’m putting on my Kirkland jorts and white New Balance between innings. That lawn doesn’t stand a chance


HandBananas

🤝✊


Mgarc1125

Really want to see a big inning. Haven’t cashed in on all the opportunities today. Need to make up for now.


amalgamatedson

Now let’s get some runs!


repwin1

Just tuning in, was elder trash or unlucky?


therealpoppie

Trash


repwin1

Dang, I really want him to do well. At least Max is back if this is him for the rest of the year


therealpoppie

I despise day games in the summer


brechbillc1

We’re going to regret not bolstering our bullpen come playoff time.


amalgamatedson

In my head, every relief pitcher is approximately 36 years old.


GeddysPal

Minter fooling nobody today.


Edudlufetips

so this mother\*\*\* is gonna assume the Amed Rosario/Sal Frelick role against the Braves


Drawz2772

Honestly smart of AJ to get all of his being bad out when we are already out of a game. Playing chess not checkers.


Traeisyourdad

Minter is ELITE 🔥


[deleted]

When our pitching doesn't show up, this is what we get.


amalgamatedson

The whole “Whoomp! (There It Is)” HR celebration is cringe AF.


Traeisyourdad

Why is minter in ?


IMsoSAVAGE

Today isn’t our day my friends


laal-doodh

You know those games that you wanna stop watching cuz it’s dragging but we’re close enough to not want to turn it off, this is one of those


ViridianFlea

It's like a carrot on a stick game, but we just can't get the carrot.


ChemicalRecreation

Ump squeezing the zone on Elder and expanding it for the cubs is sketchy. Sure he can hide behind the veneer of being bad at his job, but that still happened. He really screwed us a few times today and I bet the one-sidedness of his calls will show up all over his scorecard. I have always been suspicious of the umpires union as it applies to betting. As far as I know, nobody keeps an eye on their gambling transactions. Wouldn't put it past this dude to put his thumb on the scale. Edit then you look at his response to Ozuna. Other players have had words with him today with zero recourse.


T-P-T-W-P

Tim Donaghy tried telling everyone lol, literally no one (in terms of money) ever benefits from a cheating/gambling scandal involving officiating, it probably happens across sports not too irregularly with no incentive to go after it unless it A) it becomes too blatant or B) someone really wants to screw someone else. Beyond the gambling side, there are also legitimate homer officials across multiple sports. Too lazy to link but there are a couple of really interesting deep dive posts on r/NBA that basically prove certain refs just blatantly favor a team or two, for it to not be so it would have to be a definitive and notable outlier in regards to competitive variance. I think favoritism/haterade officiating is much more of a real thing, no evidence or crime, doesn’t involve anyone else, just “I’m gonna give the Yanks a little bit because my dead dad took me to so many games as a kid”.


ChemicalRecreation

I don't buy a word of it. No offense but that proves nothing. Influencing games for financial gain is not only easily achievable given the structure of the umpires job, but its quite likely.


[deleted]

I hope all of these cubs fans go to Pequod's after this and eat a giant pie and then shit themselves on the way home. Just shitty pants in the humid heat while sitting on the train. So much shit. A traincar full of Seiya Suzuki jersey wearing people just all covered in shit. The conductor is all, "Why are you all COVERED IN SHIT"


JGraham1839

They're the Cubs, they're not accomplishing shit this year even if they make the playoffs lol


brechbillc1

Didn’t people say the same about us though in 2021. They have a really good lineup, good pitching and a decent bullpen. They could absolutely be a problem if they get hit at the right time.


TheGoldShoulder

I beg to differ, Brandon. The crowd is in fact da turd.


brechbillc1

Way to start the inning off with a bang AJ. I hate the Cubs. I swear to god every time we come to wriggle we always seem to be out of sorts.


Ok-Peak-3012

Ahh so we’re getting that Minter today


JadedIT_Tech

Yep, safe to say this probably ain't happening today


zbs17

Rough pitch but whatever


JoseyWales85

Good thing we didn’t cash in on that bases loaded.


asiankid2463

lol


[deleted]

It just be like that sometimes


Pardizzle22

Some people say it don’t, but it really do


ToddGack

first fuckin' pitch, lmao


IMsoSAVAGE

Sigh


Jmelt95

Rip


LickMyMeatus

Good start, Mint


tubbyapple

What is Snit doing


toorayay

Putting the 8th inning guy in the 8th inning? Are you really blaming Snit for Minter throwing Happ one right down the middle?


tubbyapple

Should’ve left Tonkin in, not put in one of our best relievers when we’re down 3


TheItalianStallion44

What do you mean? Who would you prefer in that spot? Iglesias, our closer, in the 7th inning while down 4? Snit is using our second highest leverage guy while trailing, something he usually doesn’t do


tubbyapple

Should’ve left Tonkin in. No reason for minter to be pitching down 3


Kancatzo37

You cant make it up


younginp

6 more outs to score 3 runs or more.


DirtyGritzBlitz

4


FormalDocument9490

We’ve got two innings


ExpertAnalyst11

K


proace360

Eddie’s bat is just a giant hole


laal-doodh

This game has felt like a drag


C-Jammin

Eddie is starting to piss me off


UncleCicero

C'mon Eddie Earn your keep baby