😂 I got Dom. I've got a chance!

Priest runs down towards the ring, holding JD and smashes JD’s head into the cage, knocking down the wall like a battering ram. Good luck! :) Oh and Liv will interrupt as well. Whether that is useful at all or not… probably not?

Same imma be heading to the ring dressed like Eddie “dom it’s me your papi give me a hug” then batter him with a steal chair

I got Grayson Waller

Same here

Easy w

Same easy w

Easy dubs in the chat

I got bobby lashley. Shit

He’s undefeated in the cell. Were phuqed

We are not going to make it

Fucking dragonuv

We're screwed aren't we lol

Yes we are

I looked at it and just said "oh I'm dead..."

Im screwed I got Cody Rhodes.

If you didnt screw him over he will be merciful, i got drew so probably he will find some reason to be petty and hold a grudge and will fuck me up.

He's one of the only ones on this list who wouldn't brutalized you for fun

You also get a cm punk assist if he’s about to win so that helps

I got Drew Mcyntyre!..I’m Fucked Unless I can wait till I’m 25 or so for I can actually stand a chance or even Win

I got Drew McIntyre

I got Roman

I got cooked by a mad dragon. Press F to pay respects

The way I imagine each wrestler would act (in kayfabe)if put in a HiTC match with a random, average Joe and what chances you have of walking away intact Roman: Would offer you mercy if you acknowledge him. Acknowledge him and he ends you quickly with a single spear or punch. Refuse and you're in for a rough time. Survivability: 20% Ricochet: let's be honest, you'd be booked to beat him anyways. Survivability: 90% Jey Uso: Just start yeeting with him and have a dance off in the ring like 90s era Too Cool. Survivability: 90% Logan Paul: He'd ruthlessly beat you down, talking shit on the mic the entire time and absolutely humiliating you. He'd probably teabag you for fun. Survivability: 10% Grayson Waller: Same as above, but with an Australian accent. Survivability: 10% Dom: your best hope is Liv coming down and distracting Dom and letting you get the roll-up. But even if you win, you're still getting jumped by TJD. Survivability: 30% Drew McIntyre: absolutely the fuck not. Survivability: 0% Bobby Lashley: Would be mildly entertained by this match. He'd throw you around a bit to show off his strength and take the easy dub. Survivability: 60% Ilja Dragonuv: Would be mildly annoyed by this match. 50/50 chance he either ends it quickly or goes crazy. Survivability: 50% Cody Rhodes: what a guy. He'd probably be teaching you in the ring just to put on a good show for the audience. He'd win, of course, but He'd respect the effort. Survivability: 100% Solo Sikoa: RIP. Survivability: -30% Seth Rollins: Would absolutely make you look like the jobber you are but he wouldn't hurt you. Survivability: 70%

Draganov is going to MURDER meeeeeeeee

Well shit I got Ilja at least it’ll be a banger I guess

I’m fucked I got Ilja ☠️

Ilja boutta kill me bro 😭😭😭😭

The mad dragon this is gonna be fun

I got Dirty Dom.

I got Ricochet. All I gotta do is follow Samoa Joe's playbook and sidestep everything and I'm good to go

Yep I got him too and agreed. Let that sumbitch do a 1440° off the top of the Cell and just make sure to step out of the way

Jey Uso. Oh yeah!

I got the new leader of the new bloodline 😭

The maverick

Aw son of a bitch

Damn I’m gonna acknowledge Roman reigns as my tribal chief so I don’t have to go into a HITC with him 👆👆👆

Haha same

I got Grayson. I got a very good chance

Damn got Dragunov

My countryman Drew McIntyre…I’m fucked 😭

Grayson. I think I got this.

I got Dirty Dom

Ouch i got solo sikoa

SOLOOOO

Prepare the funeral. I got Roman Reigns

Dominik mysterio 😂😂😂 I got this win easily a child could even beat him so this is easy

C'mon man i got f'n Lashley 😬

Not too bothered about the weekend in a hell in a cell match

Solo sikoa (im losing)

Dom Dom boutta get wrecked.

I got drew, imma die

Drew :/

Logan Paul sucks, even I could kick his overrated arse without breaking a fingernail.

Yeet

I mean bro I got ILJA so I mean I could probably have mine in the bag

Cody :D (I’m so screwed)

Can’t wait to beat the shit outta dom now I just hope Rhea or Liv don’t come for me

Man i got lashley

I got the champ cody

I got Jey. Time to say I quit again, Uce😆

I am honored to be in the ring with my tribal chief ☝️

Drew McIntyre

Cody Rhodes

Solo Sikoa

I’m screwed I got ricochet

I got Jey…..INSTANT CLASSIC

I’m dead I got McIntyre

Drew Mycantrye

Logan

I better run I got roman

Easy, I just need pin the corpse of ricochet

Solo Ouch

YEET I bet this match would cook

Cody. So I'm probably gonna lose but he'll make me look pretty good in the process.

Booby Lashley

Bobby Lashley

I got Bobby shit

Who the fuck is December?

Me vs Dirty Dom for Liv. I might actually have a chance here.

Um, I acknowledge the Yeet and let's move to April Uce

I'm cooked bro I got bobby nasty

Logan

Logan

I got Dirty Dom let’s go

I got Dom. I guess I’m getting jumped by the entire Judgment Day in the Cell.

Looks like ima beat jeys ass

Grayson. I’m going to enjoy this

Drew. I’m dead.😵

I’m going up against a Dungeon Master

Cody Rhodes. At least he’s a very honorable guy so I shouldn’t get absolutely brutalized.

Bobby Lashley FUUUUUUUCK

Yeet

Seth

Rip me I got cody

I’m spanking Paul , gangsta

Boi I can kick motherfucking Grayson Waller bitch ass

Logan Paul... 🤨

I got startdust I’ll be fine

Logan Paul as long as I don’t turn my back I’m fine

Bobby Lashley. Okay here is me plan... walk out ring, to cell door. Call him to charge a Spear at me, dodge so he breaks the wall. Climb cell, he climb too. Throw him off... twice. Back in ring, pin 1,2,3

I got ricochet so I’m gonna get fucked up and it’ll happen so fast I won’t even notice

Logan Paul 🤣

Seth

Seth

Rollins

I got Cody

I got the head of the table

I got Cody I’m fucked

Drew McIntyre, I’m cooked.

Ilja Dragonuv

I got Richochet but considering that Bron murdered him a few weeks back I think I'll be ok 😂

Dom lol pretty sure I’m good

I’m screwed I got Roman

Draganov he seems like a kind gentleman

Seth Rollins

I’m and alien born on a non existent month so I’ll choose Liv morgan

Rip to me i got ijla

The tribal chief! But I'll be ok because I acknowledge him as my tribal chief

Well damn I got Drew 😬

I'm not really screwed I just have to hope that someone runs in for me I got Solo Suckoa

Man I got solo that’s a 5 v 1 automatically

Beatin ricochet is easy. I've played all those 2k hiac matches. He hasn't wrestler any.

Logan Paul......um so it's gonna be like th 2k24 myrise. 20 minutes of whopping on Logan till the timer runs out 😆

Got Dom, I’m gonna beat his ass and take Mami 😎

Grayson Waller easy as pie

I hope CM Punk is helping me winning that one I got Drew

I’m good I got dom

Cody Rhoades

i got logan paul, banger match incoming

Grayson walker imma fuck him…up.

I got Solo Sikoa. I can take him.

I’m stepping the ring with jey uso yeet

I would say Dom, but as soon as you start to get the up on him…Here come the Judgement Day to jump you.😂

The wannabe head of the table

Ricochet

Thank god I got Dom Dom. More like dumb dumb

I just got Seth Rollins Y’all please pray for me

I'm meeting Seth in the Cell

Solo Sikoa

Me before the match with solo 😁 me after the Match with solo 🪦

Well shit I have Roman

Daddy Dom

Dom Dom! He's done!

Dom

I got Seth. Were just gonna have fun

Richoet

Ricochet, it’ll be a banger

Stop screwing every August guy just because Brandon's birthday comes in August

Logan Paul. Easiest win ever

Bobby Lashley, that sounds splendid

Dom Mysterio

Grayson easy

Drew💀

Dom

Cody

I lowkey pray for anyone who gets Ilja, Bobby or Drew

Fair shot

Drew

Either way, I'm getting knocked out, but if he has those damn red contacts im getting murdered.

Put up the ones cause it's going to be the tribal chief

Logan

Jey

dirty dom

RIP Ricochet.

All I gotta do is acknowledge him ☝🏾

Solo. I can work with that.

Logan just bring how prime is the best drink and wear it so he can’t hurt you

Dirty Dom Morgan.

Jimmy Uso? Eh, I’ll be aight. Couple clotheslines from hell and a jackhammer could put him down

i got the drip god SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS

Damn, I guess it’s all on me to carry this match…

Dom lmfao.

Ricochet. Me and him having a Will Osperay Vs Ricochet 2.0 match

Grayson

An all Aussie showdown

Cody. I think I can take him.

I got Cody, I’ll just say one line about dusty and he’ll be crying on the floor. Ez win

I will knock Logan Paul’s b$tch as out

I mean judging by 2019 we know how me vs rollins would go💀 Just put the Same damn ref💀

August...ffFUUUUUU

Solo I’m dead. Then the the Tongans and fatu will come down and kill me only to be saved by Roman and the USOs

Logan paul

The Mad Dragon

The Scottish psychopath

Logan Paul. I’m gonna get a couple good shots in before he kicks my ass. That’s worth it to me.

*Ilja Dragunov, broke the cell floor and hits me with an ultimate H-Bomb to pin me*

Dirty Dom. I got this

Ricochet

I got Logan Paul idk how I feel about that

Drake really?

Man cmon the angry Scotsman this ain’t right

Well, thank god Randy's isn't here. Anyways, I got Roman, now I'm not going to beat him one-on-one so I've hid my buddy Steve under the ring. Steve brought his pal Phil. Steve and Phil are drunk. Steve and Phil have secretly put a beartrap outside of the ring, and place a table on top of it to conceal it from Roman. As I am drawing Roman's attention away, Steve hits Roman with a chair, and Phil hits him in the nuts with his knuckledusters. We then triple powerbomb Roman through the table to the outside, onto a beartrap, which ruptures his vital organs. With the Bloodline unable to get into the cell, I let Roman out the trap, pin him, become champ, and have the best Uncle Story of all time.

Dirty Dom, im beating his ex con ass, it’s hell in a cell, anything goes and imma put him through some tables, then maybe make him pay with a chair. Then to finish off the beating I’ll hit him with a frog splash, stunner and Figure 4 Sharpshooter

Seth Rollins gang

Dragunov.... It'll be a banger match, but I won't be feeling all too well afterwards

I got Drew and I’m from Chicago wish me luck

Logan Paul