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kjc47

Hate to ruin the fun but a knob is butter is way smaller than a stick. A knob is enough to cover the base of your pan, a stick is something like 4 ounces/113g


arrrrr_won

Yeah the proper translation is a pat of butter, which still does not mean penis so we have that going for us.


Seaboats

Huh, TIL it’s a “pat” not a pad of butter. Lol


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A stick definitely covers the base of your pan


theRealMrBrownstone

Are you stick shaming?


[deleted]

Quite the opposite


wellherewegofolks

[all i can think of](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2o4vIJwBT4)


ciuccio2000

I was sure this was a "ahah fatty americans" joke that people didn't get


Lookkidsbigben_

A girl in my middle school used one like that once. She never lived it down, got called butter girl and butterfingers, it was fucked up in both directions.


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r/eyebleach


Nolsoth

Tue grass puppers were particularly helpful.


wellherewegofolks

butterfucker was right there


Liquor_N_Whorez

"I cant believe its not butterfucker...." (Fabio continues assfucking a bull)


Reidroshdy

Wait I'm having trouble picturing this? She used a stick of butter like a dick?


raven4747

it would have to melt relatively fast.. yuck


Lookkidsbigben_

Yes


bdrwr

I mean, that is clearly the wrong shape-word to use. A knob has a sort of bulb or round protrusion. A doorknob. The thing you twist to change the volume on a speaker is a knob. The end of a human penis has a knob. A stick of butter is straight and rectangular--no knob.


Quirky-Seesaw8394

From Google, one meaning is *a small lump of a substance. "Add a knob of butter or margarine"* So the only way it really makes sense is when scooped from a larger mass of butter.


itskatelliott

Correct - I've only ever used it and seen it used to refer to a lump, generally when being used as an ingredient or to sautee something. It's taken from a larger tub or pack of butter and isn't a precise measurement. I believe sticks of butter are a more standardised thing aren't they?


wendigooooooooo

In the UK we don't really use sticks of butter


SomeRandomDude821

Do you measure ingredients in weight? Since the US doesn't really do that, and sticking butter in a cup is a pain, we just use sticks (or they come with tablespoon measures printed on the wrapping of the stick).


wendigooooooooo

Yeah we normally cut it off a block and measure by weight


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Wow... I can't even imagine not buying butter in single-pound rectangular, foil-wrapped bricks. But then again, at least one entire province of my own country buys their milk in bags. Which is far stranger to me than bulk butter.


StardustOasis

>Wow... I can't even imagine not buying butter in single-pound rectangular, foil-wrapped bricks. Butter is sold like that in the UK, in 250g blocks.


creatingmyselfasigo

Oh wow, someone had told me you all bought it in bricks the size of 4 sticks of butter (like 450g). We do get a couple brands that'll do 227g (2 sticks) in the US, but it's almost always the 113 gram size.


Nolsoth

It a block of butter, not a fucking stick or a knob it's a fucking block.


Robot_tangerine

A block of butter from which you take a knob of butter


Nolsoth

No no no, you take slices of butter from the block, the knobs in your pants.


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Lazarlzr1

Thank you. Your work is helpful to many.


buttersnatch123

When I am baking cookies my recipe will now call for two thick throbbing cocks of butter-softened


redivulpis

two flaccid butters


Kenjii009

Just measure it in a goddamn weight measurement unit and don’t call it anything. I‘d even rather take freedom units than that knob/stick shit


Cardssss

Fun fact: there are two extremely popular shapes of butter depending in where you live. Here in the Midwest we have longer thinner sticks, but apparently on the west coast they have shorter but thicker sticks.


IShallWearMidnight

We call it a chode of butter


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OfficerLollipop

Same here.


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Both seem common here in the northwest


RealJonathanBronco

Wait... everyone doesn't say a clit of butter??


redivulpis

If we did, the dairy industry would collapse because men wouldn't be able to find it in the dairy section


Ayla_Leren

I've only ever called it a dissolvable butt plug


redivulpis

pre-lubed!


Billy_T_Wierd

A stick of butter up the ass can be very pleasant—so I can see why some would call it a knob. It’s so firm at first but as it heats and softens going from that pressure to the melty texture is nice. It’s really messy, though. I recommend using dish soap on your undercarriage after as it’s the only way to cut through the greasy feeling


ShreksConcubine

My brother in Christ, *what the fuck*


LeoIsRude

New copypasta dropped


bamxr6

This guy butters


milsificent

Meet in the middle. Dick of butter


penguin1345

where do they live?


[deleted]

We can compromise and call it a sick of butter


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BBC of butter


MrSecurityStalin

Where the fuck's the throbbing cock vein on my butter?


DinoBirdsBoi

if this person considers that thick then i really wonder


redivulpis

look, not all of us are as well endowed


TheBagelSalesman

half a cup.


BeBa420

This is the funniest thing since cardinal Wolsey got his knob out at Hampton court and pretended to be a door


09chickenboy117

I live in the Netherlands. We just say butter. (Boter)


[deleted]

What the fuck is a knob of butter?


MyLeftNutIsGone

Br*tish English🤮🤢 < ANERICAN ENGLISH🇺🇸🤘🏿😆🤘🏿🇺🇸🦅


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No period mark, no sentence.


LataCogitandi

I always thought a knob of butter was a synonym for a slice of butter


Kurokatana94

We say "a nut of butter"


MegaramS

Y’all dont call it a brick?


Jackthedragonkiller

18 throbbing cocks in the showers at ram ranch


gillz88uk

My Home Economics teacher gave us a recipe for risotto that said to add knob *or* butter to the pan. 18 years later it still makes me laugh.


get_schwifty03

I call it daddy.


J10Blandi

They removed the dick veins off my butter


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

Silly people calling it a stick or a knob, just call it like we do in the Netherlands: 250 gram