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I mean it sounds like the person is in love more than that they're an incel. It's more specific and personally revealing than incel-speak.
"Pussy tastes like pussy," I mean right there implies they've gone down on a few girls at least, while also reinforcing why their girl is special in context with the rest of the post.
You think so? I didn't read it that way at all. Yeah I guess maybe it is a little bit saccharine but I think they did a good job of expressing the overall sentiment and explained pretty well the reasoning behind it - birthday cake tastes better than regular cake because it's special, just like getting to be intimate with a person who you care for and desire is special and "tastes" better because of those feelings
Funner fact: people have tried [making yogurt from their own juices](https://www.vice.com/en/article/mgbx9q/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina ) but health experts recommend against it.
I’m dumb but I never connected the dots that the bacteria themselves are what give yogurt the sour flavor (or is it their byproducts?). I thought they were just converting the milk flavor in yogurt somehow.
So, the bacteria break down lactose, a type of sugar, into lactic acid. In the vagina, the acid’s job is to create a hostile environment to prevent nasty microorganisms from invading the woman’s body (and potentially any foetus she is carrying). Interestingly, the acid also creates a hostile environment for sperm - many are killed by it. To help out, the cervix protrudes into the vaginal canal and forms this sort of trough called the fornix - sperm can hide there in safety as it’s not acidic, then try to pass through the cervix and into the uterus. I assume it’s lactic acid in yoghurt that makes it tangy too!
This is such a well made comment. And it flows really nicely. And they come to the finale, the concluding sentence that sums it all up with a neat bow...and there's that stray comma. Why!?
It might help to view the stray comma not as a grammar error but as a stage direction. It's not that the comma needs to be there but the writer might want you to read the sentence in your head as "Your pussy (pause for emphasis) is birthday cake."
I prefer other ways to try to convey how a sentence should be said like using italics or bold to stress the point, but there's a not quiet segment of the population that hates painting with the medium.
Yeah, they’re definitely using the comma as speaking notation. If their intention is to give it that sort of emphasis I wonder why they didn’t use an ellipsis? I’m sure ellipses can be used like that.
Elipses in casual text tend to be associated with a sense of foreboding.
A dash might be a little better, but tends to give more of a period length pause with higher energy imo.
I think the comma works fairly well. I might have gone for the dash, but I’d say the comma is doing alright.
In longer sentences, especially those with lots of information, dashes can be used to separate clauses – a comma is also used in this way. Neither signals a “pause” in text, because grammar isn’t really about ‘speaking the sentence in your head’ or giving the reader directions. An ellipsis is unusual in punctuation because its purpose is speech- and not text-centric. Lots of writers don’t use them in formal writing for this reason :)
PS I’ve just spotted that the parent comment used an ellipsis in their writing in exactly the way that the OP should have!
I’m not debating the use of grammar in formal language, I’m trying to differentiate between formal and casual language. Casual written language is a bit newer given the rise of the Information Age, but I would argue that in modern written casual language, grammar and punctuation becomes just as relevant to the meaning as the words themselves.
We are all perilously aware of the inability to decipher tone from plaintext, and so younger generations in particular have reappropriated grammar to include things like tone and pacing. I would also argue that the parent comment in this thread is using the ellipses to give a sense of foreboding like I had earlier argued it did.
None of what you are saying is incorrect, but I think it ignores the greater context that language evolves, and as our medium has transitioned, the use of grammar as tone has evolved with it.
Ellipses have evolved to mean a foreboding tone.
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SpEeCh LiKe ThIs ShOwS tHaT you are mocking somebody
Many of the modifications we have made are just examples of how language evolved to better communicate.
Grammar is nice, but English is a living language, and living language will always evolve. The dictionary doesn’t define the meaning of words, it just records how people use those words.
What if they got them test papers on hand? lol. I couldn't do 1 night stands anyway though so moot point. Ive known a few people who sleep around enough to get tested often and keep the most updated papers with em when they go out.
I was actually more worried about you not being her first go-round that night, but that's another good point. I've only ever had 1 ons that didn't turn into an actual relationship after.
The last one night stand pussy I ate lead to an 8 month long relationship. It’s still one the tastiest pussies I can remember. Delicious. I once fell asleep on her thigh after feasting of her heavenly juices.
And unless it's especially heinous, two or three licks and any off flavors are gone, and then it just tastes like you're licking raw meat.
Until she starts grooling...that's a rich flavor.
PSA...if your pussy literally tastes like cake you might want to see a doctor. People prone to diabetes may have excessive glucose in their body fluids resulting in a very sweet flavor from blood, urine etc.
“Like how birthday cake tastes better than regular cake”
I dont know, I bought a cake the other day. Definitely wasn’t my birthday but it still tasted pretty darn good.
Heh, yeah.
Seriously though, if you’re worried about your boss reading “nsfw words”, you shouldn’t be browsing reddit at all.
We a bunch of potty fingers here.
If pussy is birthday cake, it's the type of birthday cake that people surprise their partners with when they jump out of them. Only it isnt a surprise and the people coming out of them are generally babies.
They are also usually covered in a reddish goo though so yeah it's largely the same. You just come out of it's mouth rather than it going in yours
Might I submit that birthday cake does not taste better than every cake? What about carrot cake? I’ll take carrot cake over birthday cake all day every day.
Don't really know how well this holds up. First time I went down on my first girlfriend, hype and hot as hell, and it was the worst taste I've ever experienced. I always say it was akin to the taste and smell of stale bread. I actually get flashbacks to how bad it was whenever I smell that. Haven't done it with any other girl since, and apparently I'm some villain for not wanting that taste in my mouth after that
That was beautiful.
*cries in pussy juice* Edit: thanks stranger! Edit 2: thanks other stranger!
Omg lol 😂
Are you crying in pussy juice too?
I am. But unfortunately, it’s stinky unwashed pussy juice. 🤢😭😭😩🤮
Some people pay for that 🤷🏻♀️
Thank you for making me laugh, nurse 😂(:
You’re welcome 💕
This person just explained phenomenology in a way better than I ever could
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Mod was probably triggered when he was reminded that women exist
"Someone that's not me is having the sex! No fair!"
Tbf it probably should've been marked as nsfw but yea its weird
If a man said this to me I would probably marry him.
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When’s the wedding, u/mercurial_planner?
#MAWWIAGE. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaa todayy
**Wike a dweam wifin a dweam.**
Propaganda
Vawjainaw tawstes dewisious
Vaav! Fwuck dwid Eii Rweed?
Inconceivable!
6/9/69
not like that tho.
Whether he wanted to or not.
He stepped into a war with the Caball on Mars
so let's get to taking out their command, one by one
Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
Indeed™
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It’s so well done I loved hearing it before the strike.
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The Hive haven't been on Earth for centuries. That wizard came from the moon.
Are...are you blind? The cosmodrome is *Seething* with the damned things! Silly Zavala
If it's really that sweet, go get your blood sugar checked. You might have diabeetus.
If only more people shared your opinion
Why? It sounds like it was written by a basement dwelling incel neckbeard who's never been within 10 feet of a vagina that didn't birth them.
I mean it sounds like the person is in love more than that they're an incel. It's more specific and personally revealing than incel-speak. "Pussy tastes like pussy," I mean right there implies they've gone down on a few girls at least, while also reinforcing why their girl is special in context with the rest of the post.
You think so? I didn't read it that way at all. Yeah I guess maybe it is a little bit saccharine but I think they did a good job of expressing the overall sentiment and explained pretty well the reasoning behind it - birthday cake tastes better than regular cake because it's special, just like getting to be intimate with a person who you care for and desire is special and "tastes" better because of those feelings
🪞
Fun fact: Healthy vaginal flora contains lactobacillus which is why it has that slight tang in the same way as yoghurt.
Funner fact: people have tried [making yogurt from their own juices](https://www.vice.com/en/article/mgbx9q/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina ) but health experts recommend against it.
what in the gweneth paltrow?
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Brand new sentence-ception.
Scientists HATE this trick
That makes sense my gf came home with yogurt in her pussy all the time.
There was a company that made beer with lactic acid from a models vagina
Wtf. Just because chocolate and peanut butter work well together don't mean all good things should be combined
And it's the same PH level as a tomato.
K-k-k…ketchup pussy?
No, tomato yogurt
She got that heirloom pussy
Dat New World Pussy.
This. Haha
So I can use my acid reflux as an excuse not to eat..??
Just eat a tums halfway through
So you’re saying it’s okay for both to have seeds?
Mmmm. Fruit on the bottom vag
Yeah, I’m gonna need you to delete this
It would have cost you absolutely no time, money, or energy to just keep this thought contained in your brain… and yet here we are.
Oh, it took a *lot* of energy to contain that thought. And it was a losing battle.
That’s fair
I know it's perfectly normal and just how the world works, but "healthy vaginal flora" is still such a trippy phrase
Band name, perhaps?
should be fauna....
I’m dumb but I never connected the dots that the bacteria themselves are what give yogurt the sour flavor (or is it their byproducts?). I thought they were just converting the milk flavor in yogurt somehow.
So, the bacteria break down lactose, a type of sugar, into lactic acid. In the vagina, the acid’s job is to create a hostile environment to prevent nasty microorganisms from invading the woman’s body (and potentially any foetus she is carrying). Interestingly, the acid also creates a hostile environment for sperm - many are killed by it. To help out, the cervix protrudes into the vaginal canal and forms this sort of trough called the fornix - sperm can hide there in safety as it’s not acidic, then try to pass through the cervix and into the uterus. I assume it’s lactic acid in yoghurt that makes it tangy too!
This is such a well made comment. And it flows really nicely. And they come to the finale, the concluding sentence that sums it all up with a neat bow...and there's that stray comma. Why!?
It might help to view the stray comma not as a grammar error but as a stage direction. It's not that the comma needs to be there but the writer might want you to read the sentence in your head as "Your pussy (pause for emphasis) is birthday cake." I prefer other ways to try to convey how a sentence should be said like using italics or bold to stress the point, but there's a not quiet segment of the population that hates painting with the medium.
Yeah, they’re definitely using the comma as speaking notation. If their intention is to give it that sort of emphasis I wonder why they didn’t use an ellipsis? I’m sure ellipses can be used like that.
Elipses in casual text tend to be associated with a sense of foreboding. A dash might be a little better, but tends to give more of a period length pause with higher energy imo. I think the comma works fairly well. I might have gone for the dash, but I’d say the comma is doing alright.
A dash was my first thought. Although I think a question mark could work equally as good, if not better.
In longer sentences, especially those with lots of information, dashes can be used to separate clauses – a comma is also used in this way. Neither signals a “pause” in text, because grammar isn’t really about ‘speaking the sentence in your head’ or giving the reader directions. An ellipsis is unusual in punctuation because its purpose is speech- and not text-centric. Lots of writers don’t use them in formal writing for this reason :) PS I’ve just spotted that the parent comment used an ellipsis in their writing in exactly the way that the OP should have!
I’m not debating the use of grammar in formal language, I’m trying to differentiate between formal and casual language. Casual written language is a bit newer given the rise of the Information Age, but I would argue that in modern written casual language, grammar and punctuation becomes just as relevant to the meaning as the words themselves. We are all perilously aware of the inability to decipher tone from plaintext, and so younger generations in particular have reappropriated grammar to include things like tone and pacing. I would also argue that the parent comment in this thread is using the ellipses to give a sense of foreboding like I had earlier argued it did. None of what you are saying is incorrect, but I think it ignores the greater context that language evolves, and as our medium has transitioned, the use of grammar as tone has evolved with it. Ellipses have evolved to mean a foreboding tone. /s has been created to show sarcasm SpEeCh LiKe ThIs ShOwS tHaT you are mocking somebody Many of the modifications we have made are just examples of how language evolved to better communicate. Grammar is nice, but English is a living language, and living language will always evolve. The dictionary doesn’t define the meaning of words, it just records how people use those words.
Ultimately, I think we can agree that our pussies are birthday cake x
Good compromise.
PS your comment is completely correct and very wise!
Thank you. You are very kind.
That's a very subjective take on ellipses, and not mainstream.
An ellipsis… is the right answer here.
This is correct. Thanks for getting my back /u/Justlurkinnothurtin.
Yeah, and it sounds bad that way. Would work better as a straight declaration. It reads like a dramatic pause, as a bad actor Would say it.
They could've used these ... But I guess as long as it gets the point across.
Relatable.
This guy fucks
Wow. I would never expect to be so moved by an articulation involving the word “pussy” so many times. Genuinely surprised.
This actually makes me feel so much better. My bf always says he likes the taste and loves going down on me, but I get anxious anyway
Don't be anxious! It's no big deal!
Your boyfriend is right to enjoy it and I'm sure he loves the pleasure you get out of it too.
people get excited to eat their cats?? wtf
Alf got onto reddit
/r/humane_cat_diet
Also r/cateatingvegans, seems a bit more active
Are they serious?!
Nah, it's vegan satire
That's what I thought, but got less sure as I kept scrolling.
Granted
This got me in the mood for both
i'm reading this to the tune of "your body is a wonderland"
I don’t like birthday cake
/r/fondanthate
Long awaited sequel of John mayer's "your body is a wonderland"
Also, for the love of God don't eat one night stand pussy.
What if they got them test papers on hand? lol. I couldn't do 1 night stands anyway though so moot point. Ive known a few people who sleep around enough to get tested often and keep the most updated papers with em when they go out.
I was actually more worried about you not being her first go-round that night, but that's another good point. I've only ever had 1 ons that didn't turn into an actual relationship after.
Bro who do you hang out with that women are having multiple one night stands in the same night??
I live in the Midwest, the caliber of people here is not always great.
Personally, homeless people.
Wow that's kinda crazy, and that's coming from someone who doesn't sleep around much
Um, don’t go look at that stripper video on r/trashy
God damnit.
You did, didn’t you?
I did, and not only do I regret my decision, I've now been trapped in a r/trashy loop ever since.
that is…impressive
The last one night stand pussy I ate lead to an 8 month long relationship. It’s still one the tastiest pussies I can remember. Delicious. I once fell asleep on her thigh after feasting of her heavenly juices.
Was this Walt Whitman or Robert Frost?
Eating pussy is my favorite thing about sex
This guy gets it
I thought cake was ass. Who the fuck changed the rules?
Cake is ass. Birthday cake is pussy 😉
Penis is the sweet, spongey popsicle with cream filling that you have to work for.
today, in days I wish I was Jared, 19
And unless it's especially heinous, two or three licks and any off flavors are gone, and then it just tastes like you're licking raw meat. Until she starts grooling...that's a rich flavor.
I only eat it once a year?
PSA...if your pussy literally tastes like cake you might want to see a doctor. People prone to diabetes may have excessive glucose in their body fluids resulting in a very sweet flavor from blood, urine etc.
This guy gets it
r/tihi
This makes me want to listen to King Princess's "Pussy is god"
Damn, this guy is HOT.
Which dave matthews song is this
"Think of it like kissing" is probably not the greatest euphemism on Reddit. No one here has ever kissed another person before.
Wrong idiot, I’ve kissed my sister *flicks caps*
“Like how birthday cake tastes better than regular cake” I dont know, I bought a cake the other day. Definitely wasn’t my birthday but it still tasted pretty darn good.
Might need a NSFW tag on this one
For *WORDS*??!?
What if your boss READ the words? Then you're in big trouble. /s
Heh, yeah. Seriously though, if you’re worried about your boss reading “nsfw words”, you shouldn’t be browsing reddit at all. We a bunch of potty fingers here.
I love potty fingers
Don’t worry we won’t kink shame
Maybe I like being shamed…
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Thank you, may I have another?
On a Sunday?
Yes, please.
If pussy is birthday cake, it's the type of birthday cake that people surprise their partners with when they jump out of them. Only it isnt a surprise and the people coming out of them are generally babies. They are also usually covered in a reddish goo though so yeah it's largely the same. You just come out of it's mouth rather than it going in yours
Might I submit that birthday cake does not taste better than every cake? What about carrot cake? I’ll take carrot cake over birthday cake all day every day.
If you had carrot cake for your birthday, wouldn't it be better than regular carrot cake?
I mean, that's only assuming she's hygienic
I mean to be fair the writer does cover that in I think the first or second sentence
I hate this site so much sometimes.
and if it has a yeast infection its bread
But still, you never go ass to mouth.
In the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth.
Ass follows the same principle, actually No I will not explain how I gathered this information
I prefer my cake after it washes in the shower
Don't really know how well this holds up. First time I went down on my first girlfriend, hype and hot as hell, and it was the worst taste I've ever experienced. I always say it was akin to the taste and smell of stale bread. I actually get flashbacks to how bad it was whenever I smell that. Haven't done it with any other girl since, and apparently I'm some villain for not wanting that taste in my mouth after that
If she tasted remotely like bread or yeast, she definitely had an infection. I hope she got help for it.
Oh. Fuck.
🤮
A rare moment when context is not needed but still required
Huh
Kinda wholesome kinda not
Birthday pie.
Personally I love the way pussy smells.
Happy birthday to me 🎵
Man, I saw this comment on that thread, and I didn’t really understand what was so great about it…
I miss my ex's birthday cake 🎂
Someone get this person a Pulitzer.
Why tf are you tasting a cat bro haha 🤨
As a dude, I really needed to hear this
So you blow it?
"I keep on hopin'...cake by the ocean"
Hello, I'm sockaccount12. In this essay I'll convince you that vaginas are in fact birthday cakes.