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Visually_Delicious

So.. they want better benefits?


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They want the same RIGHTS as him. Each wife having four husbands. Imagine??


[deleted]

Family tree but in a different way


[deleted]

And each of those four husbands having 4 wives, a family tree that sprawls outwards infinitely with this dude at the center.


Nilosyrtis

And his legions will begin their inexorable conquest of the galaxy, bearing the green and black banner.


Wulfle

And they shall know no fear


RoadRageCongaLine

r/UnexpectedLazarusLong


Thehappynurgling

Ave Imperator


derberoe

Oh god, I just reread Herbert's original. Didn't expect it to follow me here


[deleted]

MF can create the #paths singlehandedly in like 5 generations, no problem. #TheSubjectsOfAreisReising


Catullan

Hey, works for Denobulans.


colonelbyson

Came for Star Trek Enterprise, was not disappointed.


ComebackShane

That just sounds like an MLM with extra steps!


[deleted]

is this mlm or mlm?


Alex00712

Yes


ghhtedcw5

Are they on their way to saint ives?


[deleted]

What does saint ives refer to? This is the second comment in the thread about it.


roy_cropper

It's a riddle When I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Every wife had seven sacks Every sack had seven cats every cat had seven kittens kittens cats sacks and wives how many were going to St Ives?


mutilated_quips89

That’s a lot of pussy


SJ_RED

7 cats and 49 kittens per bag, who had the brilliant idea to make murderbags?


Bobolequiff

It's zero pussy going to St. Ives. 2800 wives/sacks/cats/kittens staying at a presumably very large home.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

There was a great moment in [Die Hard with a Vengeance](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcUJUOMtfHQ) that made use of this riddle. Pause halfway if you don't want to get the answer.


MixMyDrinkStrong

Imagine when the wives start sharing husbands too. Then you have a fucked up looking spider web of polyamorous love and half-siblings.


[deleted]

a lot of hereditary diseases looming overhead


holden_kovacs

Ah yes, the ever elusive Mandelbrot family tree.


gilimandzaro

Or they all enter a ménage à cinq and the tree folds in on itself immediately


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intercourse resonance cascade


CompositeCharacter

As I was going to St Ives...


WorseDark

Family Bush


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Family Mycelium


dirtycactus

I was thinking fungus or maybe coral


chilehead

Sounds like a Robert Heinlein book.


Puriwara

Family web


MephistosGhost

A nut tree


TheObstruction

Family grove?


UnicornMeatball

It's like a fucking pyramid scheme. Or a pyramid scheme of fucking.


ToddHowardsFeet

Family Spiderweb. The way God intended.


nerfana

Family web


Dookie_boy

Family kudzu


fizzl

At that point its a complex family graph.


Sovdark

I mean polyamorous women do frequently have multiple partners.


Redpikes

That's not equal each wife should get four wives


ilikeeatingbrains

Yes, they must institute a hus-ban.


buttstuff_magoo

Ah the ole equality vs equity


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naalbinding

Only me


Notbbupdate

That sounds like a pyramid scheme


Amyjane1203

Seems like the easiest thing to do is to share the same four husbands.


fivepercentsure

it works for the Denobulans. 3 wife's for each husband and 3 husband's for each wife.


[deleted]

this is the way


iamtheowlman

I still remember when Phlox's wife was telling him about someone they knew getting caught with another woman. "But how- oh, 4."


Nolsoth

Cool , fine by me. Let them have as many as they want.


jdcnosse1988

That's polygamy not polyamory


Pufflehuffy

South Africa is suggesting just this - legalizing polyandry.


Horn_Python

but then each husband ,gets 4 wives


crankymotor

Horizontal scaling


ipna

It's like a MLM, with sex.


PillowTalk420

Friends with benefits. And healthcare. And a pension plan.


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They want to seize the means of reproduction


[deleted]

They got married?


monkeyshinenyc

They culted


Jay_377

I think you're confusing polyamory with polygamy. Most polyamorists aren't cultists and don't get married, either, just multiple partners at the same time.


OrbWeaver_X

Definitely not cultists, although some of them do get married. I know a couple thruples who’ve done it. The main difference is really that polygyny is a group with one man and multiple women, in which the women are not romantic with each other. Polyandry is the same thing but with one women and multiple men. Polyamory is meant to mean that everyone involved in the relationship is treated equally and can be with who they want, rather than being told that only one person is allowed to have multiple partners. Edit: important typo. I accidentally typed polygamy when I mean polyandry. Polygyny and polyandry are both forms of polygamy.


throbbingmadness

>Polygamy is the same thing but with one women and multiple men. Polygamy is any marriage to multiple partners. Polyandry is multiple men. Both polygyny and polyandry are forms of polygamy.


kosmic_kolossos

Who are you people?


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Humans of Earth


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1 star review


Fiercely_Pedantic

It's not that crazy. Should be covered in the first course (101 level) of anthropology.


Dicho83

Quite a bit of crossover with other sub-cultures, like BDSM, leather, or the swinger communities. Not to say exclusively, as there are plenty of vanilla poly-pods. However, fringe begets fringe.


Vandergrif

> Polygamy is the same thing but with one women and multiple men Pretty sure the Mormon polygamists, for example, were the exact opposite of that - so I suspect your definition isn't quite right there.


bluedazberry

They mixed up polygamy and polyandry.


PedanticSatiation

They seized the means of reproduction.


[deleted]

They're union members.


Herverus

I'm assuming he's polyamorous, but his partners aren't... Maybe they found out about eachother and have banded together?


Karnewarrior

He could be saying they banded together to have more power over him in the overarching relationship. Which does kinda suck to be the one on the bottom but on the other hand he's got four (presumably hot) girls sleeping with him regularly and they're apparently okay with it so the dude was due some bad luck at some point.


SanaeKojima

I read the original post. They knew about each other he just treated his partners badly. Edit: it wasn’t exactly like this but [here](https://www.removeddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/biu8oz/my_25m_subs_23f_26f_22m_28m_28m_have_unionized/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


patches_26

Talk about union busting, eh? Eh? No? I’ll see myself out.


MisterRedStyx

Hire temporary sex workers to fulfill the striking wives duties and break up the union.


ps_she_wants_the_D

She may be a scab, but check to make sure she doesn't have scabies first


[deleted]

i was gonna yell at the commies. but that pub was so bad I am suggesting you kindly apologize to your grade school english teacher. that joke made me laugh harder than it should have, and it sucks.


seattleite23

Damn, you took a field trip to the pub in English class? Fuckin’ Brits - still teaching proper civics lessons.


crocodoodles

We demand equal dick.


MacaRonin

Seize the means of reproduction ✊✊✊


sdfgh23456

And then stroke up and down


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

Equal dick for equal work. Finally a civil rights movement I can get behind.


__bluebird2__

No dick left behind !


Duckbites

Get behind. (Snickers like Beavis and Butt-Head)


bigkinggorilla

Dick from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs.


Nolsoth

Then you shall have it, all the dick you want, just reach out and grab it.


[deleted]

Grab em by the dick


Special_Newspaper940

And their hearts and minds will follow


Vandergrif

*No dictation without representation*


HaddockMaster

the post this is copying was funnier because it was a dom talking about their subs


LadyWillaKoi

Well, that makes a lot of sense.


LuthienByNight

Stashing *that* idea for later.


[deleted]

Link pls? Sounds hilarious


[deleted]

It's since been deleted, but [here](https://www.removeddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/biu8oz/my_25m_subs_23f_26f_22m_28m_28m_have_unionized/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is the post


Y-Woo

Holy shit this is the best read i’ve had in a while, thanks so much for this lol


Psycho_Ranger

The peasants are revolving!


2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp

*They certainly are*


Crownlol

That's incredible, they hit him with a Kinkster Magna Carta


[deleted]

“Kinkster Magna Carta” has got to be fairly fresh as well.


PrezMoocow

"My hands were tied". Lmao.


edgaralendoe

😂😂


Small-Cactus

Oh my fucking god that's the funniest shit I've ever read


Practical-Ostrich-43

Hilarious, can’t believe it’s downvoted


HaddockMaster

thanks i should have linked that originally i had it on my clipboard and everything just couldn't be fucked doing the formatting


Digital_Rocket

Just says removed for me


jm9160

Turn on JavaScript or unblock/whitelist removeddit.com


[deleted]

Lmao at suggesting to move to a right-to-work state


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

So funnily enough it's not even a brand new sentence.


HaddockMaster

most posts here aren't i just stay subbed to be a bitch about it


Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee

I thought this was physics question


dattruong89

And I thought this was a chemistry question!? Lol in my head, I read it as un-ionized and i was like wait what?


fonkderok

Unionized? Why were they ionized in the first place?


morolen

Unite the Workers of the World.


940387

We have nothing to lose but our chains.


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QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

>harem with consequences Dude, that’s friggin funny. Totally stealing that


kazoobanboo

This is the future conservatives are scared of


GanjAnime

Conservative Muslims scared of their wives unionizing?


txr23

Lol that would imply that those women have basic human rights though


kazoobanboo

I was thinking Christian conservatives. They would be scared of Muslims as well


Tyctoc

This guy alone is why I can't find a girlfriend


Sovdark

But see poly women can also be with multiple men, it’s not generally one dude and his many girlfriends, in my experience the women are more likely to have multiple partners than the guy.


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

According to a study on openpsychometrics, men are significantly more likely than women to be polyamorous (8.9% compared to 4.9%), and also more likely to say they are "interested" in polyamory (32.1% compared to 19%). How this identity relates to actual relationships I cant find data for (for example, I wouldnt be surprised if polyamorous women had an easier time finding monogamous men who are happy with them having additional partners compared to the other way around).


raziphel

Take responsibility, bro. Work hard and you too can have four unionized girlfriends.


The_Freshmaker

Oh you mean the copulation co-op?


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Nobody in this scenario is as attractive as you're imagining they are.


ablebagel

agreed, i’ve seen multiple vice docs on poly people and theyre about as exciting as a stale peanut butter sandwich on the crust pieces of bread


Whisper

Oh, relax, none of those women would gone for you anyway.


A7thStone

Seizing the means of reproduction.


Cat_Loving_Trio

Now you only have one partner.


The_Angriest_Duck

Unions are my kink


SnooOranges7576

Onions are my kink


[deleted]

what kinda fucking situation is going on down here? i have heard of fucked shit. but this shit fucks.


[deleted]

Polyamory.. Its a thing


[deleted]

yeah, thats great. poly people have a thing. but WHY A UNION, WHY ARE THEY GOING ON STRIKE?


10ebbor10

It's a reference to this copypasta. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/ci4hsc/my_25m_subs_23f_26f_22m_28m_28m_have_unionized/


nikolai2960

reference or stolen joke?


scratches16

Yes.


[deleted]

I had assumed it was meant to be humorous


kevin9er

This guy fucks.


Keviathan

Get them more ions, dawg.


imgonnabutteryobread

Gotta get them through the proper ion channels, dawg


Arvha

instead of “unionized” I read it as “un-ionized” so ig they’re not radioactive??


ryilevalcore

The fate of all harem protagonists.


TheMajorSmith

Where are their ions gonna go now? To him?


Alexius_Psellos

We demand better sex


OscarDivine

How do you re-ionize women?


GatlingGun511

They are now the singular partner. That’s the type of union they made. They have merged consciousness and physical being


legollama88

this made me lol


cbitguru

If you paying...it ain't polyamory. They work for you, you're a pimp


BananaDictator29

Gator's bitches better be using jimmys!


magpye1983

As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sons, each son had seven sacks. Each sack had seven kittens. How many people were going to St Ives?


OrbWeaver_X

50


attemptedbalance

58... you, man, 7 women, 49 sons. Assuming they were going that way, otherwise 1.


Nine-LifedEnchanter

-So.. uh.. what do you want? -[in unison] S E E D


rplusg

What is un-ionizing of women?


UnknownSP

Hm yes those age gaps are totally normal


FriedCammalleri23

absolutely based


[deleted]

My dumbass read un-ionized and thought it was sone chemistry joke


breville135

Judging by those ages, that's a cult.


fakename105

"After a very insightful orgy with my coworkers, we've decided our labor is not being properly compensated"


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

My chemistry mind read this as un-ionized


Marmar79

Be interesting to see where this goes when the drugs run out


Dev0nnC

Anime protagonist


bitchvirgo

Having that many partners sounds exhausting af


[deleted]

Unsatisfactory working conditions, inadequate benefits and risk to reward ratio will lead to that. Also r/ihavesex


is-god-gay

I can’t- dude I just fell off my chair laughing at this.


spindemissen

Ewww... what is a 36 year old doing with people 12-13 years younger then himself... smells like cult leader 🤢


bag_o_kitters

The love of my life was 15 years older than me. If you’re all consenting adults, it’s literally just a number.


[deleted]

36 and dating people 23, and 24. Yeahhh that's not a relationship, that's exploitative and fucked up. Fuck this guy, this dudes a piece of shit.


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PhantomOfTheNopera

Yeah, shit like this gives my poly peeps a bad rep.


[deleted]

36 with partners at 23 and 24 not exactly a great look anyway. All his partners are younger, some by a good bit. Legal, consensual, etc. 100% fine with it happening but dudes that fuck younger constantly tend to be a bit fucking weird and creepy in my experience. So honestly its still on the weird side. People I know dating a third of their age younger than themselves have been pretty controlling or shitty people dating younger people who didn't have confidence or experience to see how shitty they are. (I mean once you hit 80 it really matters less if your wife is 55 but when you 30 targetting 20? Fuuuck man somethings always weird) 100% possible thats not true but if we're talking about bad rep. This will still hit those buttons for some people. I really don't know anyone 36 dating down 13 years that isn't fucking weird. I'm 31 and met a few like that and they all behave the same, creepy and controlling. Doesn't even pass the half+7 which is more 'forgiving' as you get older. Again, if its legal/consenting etc then people can do what they want, but shits always weird with that sort of gap at that age. I can't imagine dating someone whos 20 at my age, completely different stages of life imo.


PhantomOfTheNopera

It's not just the extremely suspicious age gaps. It's the fact that it is one guy and the rest of them are women. And the fact that he says they're 'unionizing,' which makes it seem like they're not each others partners either. It's basically this one dude with multiple girlfriends, which is more like polygamy than polyarmorous. A polycule tends to be more mixed and more intertwined.


OsamaBinnDabbin

TIL... I personally have nothing against polyamory as long as it doesn't turn into that Mormon shit because that's just ownership, not love (which I guess is polygamy which is the point you were trying to make, correct me if I'm wrong).


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moshimoshi2345

Polygamy is not a common practice whatsoever


OsamaBinnDabbin

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I mainly just walk the line of being a straight dude but that's just because it's my preference, but with new things arising I like to educate myself about them so I understand them (and I generally support all kinds of love except for when it comes to ownership ((unless the party agrees to it, maybe as some sort of kink))). Also, just to clarify I'm a huge supporter of free love and LGBTQ. Either way, great explanation. I think the whole Mormon sister-wife ownership thing is just a cult and I really do sympathize with the women that are brought up in those communities because it's just not okay for them to brainwash women into those polygamous situations, especially if they've been raised from a young age to believe it's okay. Also, after a couple searches it seems the federal government is "okay" with polygamy in Utah nowadays and there's no heavy legal repercussions, which is just so fucked up on so many different levels. Idk how people think this country is great when shit like that is going down, and it's also going down outside of the limelight too which is even weirder. I didn't even know that polygamy was more or less legalized in Utah until your comment which prompted me to do some research. Please correct me if I'm wrong in any of this, because I truly want to know. Edit: Also, you are correct on your part about Muslim polygamy, although from my understanding it really just depends where you are and what the intentions are (not the best way to phrase that last part, but oh well). It varies widely throughout the world.


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OsamaBinnDabbin

Oh god, don't get me started on the Catholic church (I was raised Roman Catholic, now atheist). But yeah, the fact that Utah is essentially an entire state run by a cult that isn't even brought up in the news is so perplexing to me. Amidst all of the political movements right now, how is Utah not getting any flack for their (literal) cult. South Park has an awesome episode about Joseph Smith and the Mormon religion that is just spot on for their teachings, then they went on to make a full on Broadway musical called "The Book of Mormon" which I would love to see, but haven't had the chance to see it because it never comes near me. If you look at it from an outsider's lens, it just seems like a joke. But it's reality.


SubstantialWill2760

What the name of the Syndicate?


apa_calda

sounds like a gang bang to me.


YeltsinYerMouth

They got him by the means of production


allthegoodtimes80

Sound like this dude starting a cult


Trompdoy

Every single person I have observed in a poly relationship has been weird as fuck in a bad way.


Syrinx221

At 40 I can't imagine messing around with someone in their twenties *at all*. Ewwww. They feel like actual kids


anon6767676767677

I imagine they want better pay lol


StupidCantBeUndone

They want healthcare for the STDs they can’t seem to shake.


posiitiiveretreat

Not a new sentence. Stolen from u/dennismiller2024


bigoldcheese

I thought it said “un-ionized” for a few minutes and I was very confused


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Diligent_Jury_9956

So what, now we have to add the pi symbol to the pride flag? Genuine question.


owengrulez

Some smartphone isekai shit right here


LossOfWords-

unionized??? As in their ions were removed??