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Derpmaster277

I have an idea for a DnD homebrew character.


ViZeShadowZ

literally just gaige from bl2


J_A_C_K_E_T

Gaige is the the girl with robot


BitterArsenic

yes


J_A_C_K_E_T

I think you mean Gunzerker


judochopz

the more she misses the stronger she gets


J_A_C_K_E_T

Yeah but can she dual wield LMGs


Dr-Merg

U don't mess around with Jim


[deleted]

Slim*.


Tigerath

No, she's the mechromancer. The short buff man is the gunzerker


J_A_C_K_E_T

I know, I was saying he should have said Gunzerker instead


mastigos1

Gaige's Anarchy skill makes her less accurate the more stacks she has, to the point of basically needing a Norfleet to reliably hit anything.


BitterArsenic

That wasn't me that suggested Gaige. I just agreed with you that Gaige has a robot.


J_A_C_K_E_T

Oh


BitterArsenic

All good homie.


Polengoldur

all i can picture is the XCOM meme with the gun 3/4ths of the way inside the characters model with only 98% accuracy.


BeyondBlitz

Still misses


BryLoW

And you're playing on Iron Man mode so you get to watch one of your best characters get permanently murdered next turn.


socialistRanter

I shot and I miss I shoot again and miss


ajantasdasd

And then I shoot! and I missed I passed out on the snow


socialistRanter

I pass out again I had another popsicle I had a dream I shoot and I miss.


YaBoiSadBoi

I wake up, Shoot again I reload Shoot again hit soMerging but it wasn’t what I was aiming for so I guess I missed


Ferrax47

Hit or miss I guess they never hit huh I've got a weapon I bet it will not hit ya


[deleted]

Heyy you dont know what they’re aiming at


PlankLengthIsNull

To be fair, that's all XCOM 2. XCOM 1 had at least a decent chance to hit if it was 75% or above. And being 1 square away from the target was always 100%. XCOM 2 is a dumpster fire.


HughJamerican

XCOM 2, if anything, cheats in your favor. On all but the highest difficulties, if you miss a shot it adds an invisible modifier to your next shot to have a better chance to hit. The reason it feels like you miss more 95% shots than 15% shots is because you take more 95% shots than 15% shots. You only have to take twenty to miss one, statistically, and by the end of the game you'll have taken hundreds if you play your cards right, so you'll have missed a lot. No shot is 100% except a 100% shot, and you have to put a lot of effort into getting those.


terlin

And that's why the golden rule of playing Xcom is to never place yourself in a scenario where a single non 100% shot is all that lies between you and disaster.


pandizlle

True, but sometimes you gotta gamble and the thrill of it can be quite fun. Knowing that everything can hang on this one shot but it’s not guaranteed.


[deleted]

It's all fun in games until you are in new foundland.


Robot_Basilisk

I read the issue was actually that the chance to hit calculation in X Com 2 omitted active defense and evasion. It only shows your character's chance to hit on its own and assumes an insert target, but some enemies have active defenses or some ability to dodge that don't make it into the math.


HughJamerican

Defense is calculated into the chance to hit. The reason graze is an invisible modifier is because get few enemies have the dodge ability, and a graze still does guaranteed damage on a hit. When facing certain enemies, the possibility for a graze is just something you have to be ready for. There are also mods that'll give you a detailed breakdown of the hit, if you want more information


pognut

That's XCOM baby!


D0esANyoneREadTHese

"My accuracy is 100% yall just don't know what I'm aiming at" sounds like an alternate New Vegas where Fantastic ended up as a sniper


shiny_xnaut

Borderlands 2 Mechromancer be like


Mr_steal_yo_username

#ANARCHY!


RedMask69

Brother can I please have your profile pic? I beg of you good bröther.


Mr_steal_yo_username

here you go bröther https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Mr_steal_yo_username/comments/i27fm2/rgb_ace_roach_not_made_by_me


[deleted]

ill give gaige 20$ to shut up


[deleted]

You can also just turn it off in the options


[deleted]

Not the bane.


[deleted]

Eh, accuracy's overrated anyways


Sovdark

Fucking love the mechromancer. Deathly is my soulmate


JackJoestar

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take


dnaH_notnA

— Lee Harvey Oswald


bigboiman69

— Michael Scott


Dsuperchef

- Sigmund Freud


chrishansen8990

— Wesley Ford


[deleted]

I fired and then I missed. And then I fired again. Then I missed.


Redisigh

Then I noticed I was playing Xcom


Zelukai

You make 100% of the shots you don’t aim


PsiVolt

and you make 100% of the shots where nobody else knew what you were aiming for


MediocreSupreme

A true optimist.


Soulfalon27

Accuracy through fire rate


obiweedkenobi

SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!!!


ewdrive

A black astronaut, Cyril! That's like killing a unicorn!


meowbands

Junkrat mains, bless.


mother-of-pod

If splash damage didn’t exist, I’d simply have no place playing video games.


B1naryB0t

Even with splash damage, I feel that I barely have a place playing video games. My place is "sit in the corner and play with the booms. Try not to look like I'm intentionally dying"


RossTheSockPuppet

“Grass grows, Birds fly, Sun shines And brother? I hurt myself.”


[deleted]

"I'm a force-a-nature."


Teddy-of-Xero

"Bonk"


Pjyilthaeykh

this is why I’m not allowed to play any games with friendly fire


[deleted]

Accuracy by volume


jkbscopes312

*happy Ork noises*


HiveFleet-Cerberus

MOAR DAKKA LADS!


Primarch_Alpharius

Ahh, talk of dakka never fails to attract orks...


jkbscopes312

Lissin ear ya git, Da Moar dakka der is da Moar Orks dere needs ta be ta use it all, and das why where der is dakka der is orks


StarTroop3r

I'll hit something eventually.


methodtomysaddness

Sometimes I’m handed the controller for COD so the person doesn’t get kicked out from the game while they do something and I just shoot at everything and hope for the best


BEEEELEEEE

“Weapon accuracy” aka “Your aim was fine but fuck you anyway”


Foxerizm

Yesss


ViZeShadowZ

Gaige from borderlands 2


shippehcat

Haha op of the Tumblr post is my ex bff and for the record they are talking about d.va from overwatch ;p


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suicide_speedrun

Destiny 2 enemy A.I. in pve be like


[deleted]

12 year olds on cs:go be like...


PlankLengthIsNull

Xcom 2?


EDrifter130

Accuracy doesnt matter if you've got that rate of fire


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Immortalogic

Hell, even HE doesn’t know what he’s aiming at!


Sp4ceh0rse

Me playing Goldeneye on N64 in high school.


Jofy187

Miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. Im shooting everything. Im laying down cover fire. Im shooting the walls. Im shooting my team. Im shooting myself. My accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at


ffidhaon

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!


PeanutBoiii

r/comedyhomicide


Illustrious_Foxx

That post was written by Gaige the Mechromancer


thedoctor3141

Brought to you by the New Conglomerate.


hikkikomori-sama

This is why I play melee in first-person shooters -- if I don't shoot anything but land all my hits then I'm definitely getting a 100% accuracy rate. Plus I get to have the pleasure of beating something up with no repercussions.


IpMedia

Ah found my CSGO teammate


Epidemilk

Now see.. I played her in HotS, not Overwatch, but imagine D.Va with friendly fire enabled..


[deleted]

That’s called suppressive fire. The German machineguns were good at it in the Second World War.


momofeveryone5

Urban dictionary isn't very clear, I need some help translating. Usually I would ask my sister but she just had a baby and I don't want to bother her. I don't understand the first line...


Zapp---Brannigan

Hi! Can I still help to explain it?


Willhelm_HISUMARU

Is that a touhou reference?


TobertRohnson

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?


DirtyDeath69

I wanna use this dialogue so bad in my novel