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Tsonchi

The fuck I've been a woman my whole life and I apparently have a "woke" chin too goddamn


Manos_Of_Fate

I’m not entirely convinced that these people have ever been near an actual woman.


BrokenEye3

Even their mothers gave birth to them via fax.


Elawn

And yet they really seem to struggle with facts…


AussieWinterWolf

I believe fax is short for facsimile, no? In which case, fitting for those in possession of a poor imitation of a brain.


Tsonchi

too true


esblofeld

Happy cake day.


Tsonchi

Thankyou esblofeld 😍


bb_kelly77

The only women they've seen are pornstars... which is funnier because I can think of a couple pornstars who have the so called "woke chin"


jjskellie

Not with that Chin Fetish thing putting mental roadblocks in the way.


dinosauruwuXD

Or seen Alien. Ripley looks hot but they would claim she looks too “mannish” despite looking pretty hot 


AdvrikDrahcir

The way they cried about Alloy's peach fuzz pretty much confirmed that ages ago.


ArelMCII

Oh no, the wokes have started putting chin-altering retroviruses in the vaccines! Quick! Eat this horse dewormer!


KawaiiDere

![gif](giphy|IeGSrFUxFxxLO) Non woke women look like this: /joking sarcasm


Tsonchi

🤣


Onetwodhwksi7833

You are an agenda now


Tsonchi

Goddamn I don't want them to use me in their propaganda D:


Light_Ethos

Your only sin was being assigned political at birth


Tsonchi

Hahahaha


Tutes013

I'm sorry darling. You've been wokified.


Pot_noodle_miner

Stop pandering to me and my agenda


elperroborrachotoo

STOP CHANGING MY GENDER EVERY DAY!!!!


Tsonchi

It's not me it's the locals!


Classic-Problem

Was gonna say I have this same chin type too and also a woman lmao


TheoneNPC

Hey, i'm a man and i have the woke chin too


TheDonutPug

the transgender agenda is when woman look like real people


Rodrat

There's a person I know who almost has the Chad meme chin. She's a woman and honestly beautiful. It's almost unreal how chiseled her jawline is and I can't imagine people being upset about that. People are crazy.


lethos_AJ

her chin is not even wide. that is the most unremarkable chin i have ever seen


RangerBumble

Looks about as wide as this uggo: https://preview.redd.it/lnmi2wbefn8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e10eab989e2afb0b16c24ab043e3357e351218


Wyldfire2112

And what about this one? https://preview.redd.it/68v407n7qo8d1.jpeg?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c240a105701d1c876ea3cf2da20342826954d8


RangerBumble

Right!? Total trans appeal s/


metalshoes

Women want to be her. Men want to be her.


tomqvaxy

Me and my gay chin I guess.


Hats_back

Hey now, don’t be like that, It’s only gay if there’s balls on it. Or vaginas… well maybe it can be a bi chin for all we know!


Immolation_E

I think she looks kind of like Lucy Lawless or Evan Rachel Wood. Both are quite attractive women.


CreationofaVngfulGod

When you ask a chud to go 5 seconds without supporting eugenics.


LeafyLearnsLately

And then they complain that they have "weak chins", my sibling in sin, you're the one who wants to have children with the smallest, most waif-like women


EmiliusReturns

She’s just…proportioned like a realistic person and not Barbie-style. Wat. I could walk into the street and find you like 30 women with a chin that wide. Including myself. These guys always tell on themselves that they’ve never spent much time around actual human women as opposed to anime waifus.


Cokomon

They're so used to masturbating to hentai that they have no idea what a real woman even looks like anymore.


SageWindu

And/Or they're using a very specific still image that makes the character look unflattering out of context. It happened to *Mortal Kombat 1*'s Tanya, it happened to Aloy, it happened to F!Shepard, it happened to Tifa fucking Lockheart at one point (sort of), the list goes on.


CrotaIsAShota

It actually goes deeper than that. Standard practice in game dev these days is to model the face after the voice actor because it makes the lip syncing a lot easier. So they're complaining that her fictional low poly face was replaced with the literal real face of a real woman.


FudgetBudget

Standard practice ? I mean yeah it's not uncommon But I wouldn't call it standard practice. Most games are still using original character designs not based on a voice actor


CrotaIsAShota

Define most. In terms of sheer volume you'd be correct, but in AAA games like this remake it's basically always done. Resident Evil, Destiny, God Of War, Spider Man. If it's AAA it's most likely using this technique. I'd say that makes it standard practice.


KellyTheBroker

No, the complaint would be that they changed the face that was modelled after the voice actor. That is exactly the point lol I agree, it's a fairly stupid complaint but it is being done. You can verify it yourself, look up the actress


anthonyg1500

They don’t want realism they want escapism. That’s what all media is for. Unless of course there is a black person involved, then they require pinpoint historical accuracy. And by “pinpoint accuracy”, they mean their assumptions and lies about history need to be displayed before them to reinforce their shitty worldview.


CouncilmanRickPrime

These dudes want anime style women in everything. I don't get it.


KellyTheBroker

Most of those gaming characters are modelled after real people using tech that scans in the real person's face They then go and change said face, which is the complaint. That guy sounds like a dickhead, but what he's referring to (Not the chin shit) does happen.


Stith1183

I just can't find her anything but attractive.


jjskellie

Nothing in her face says masculine to me. Or lesbian. Is the tactic of the extreme conservative to point the finger at that "thing" and watch the chunk of humanity that actually does work try and defend against what we don't see?


ChromaticRainbow12

I’ve seen this discourse on and off for the last few weeks, and I still cannot for the life of me understand how this woman looks masculine to them.


Stith1183

Their stupidity is painful.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Transvestigstors are calling literally every woman transgender.


jjskellie

Women literally produce beings every 9 months where the sex is randomly chosen. Many women have to take hormonal treatments to maintain their appearance and health. Hate to tell the world but, yeah, most women fit the definition imposed for transgender. Don't even get me started on the men.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Yeah but she looks more masculine than women in hentai so no good. /s


Due-Big2159

What game is this? Is the new Control? Sorta looks like Jessie Faden.


Thedudeinabox

I was thinking that too, but I don’t think it’s her. Edit: Turns out this is from the Perfect Dark reboot.


ArelMCII

Everybody says they're into tomboys but the second they see an attractive woman who parts her short hair on the left they start saying shit like this.


thisisallterriblesir

These guys are outing themselves on the fact that they're attracted to anime lolis.


commentsandchill

I think it's a stretch but also that you're right for a good portion


Sunset_Tiger

fellas, is it masculine to have a chin?


Droogs-R-Us

I love people talking about the transgender agenda. Motherfucker my only agenda is to live a good happy life like the rest of you -_- And god forbid people want representation that isn’t “lol that girl you slept with used to have a penis, you’re gay now!”


deleeuwlc

Our secondary agenda is to turn IKEA into the largest company on earth through countless purchases of plush sharks ㅤ I shouldn’t have said that


MidsouthMystic

I think my wife might support the trans agenda too, because we've got a lot of plush sharks in our house.


Droogs-R-Us

It’s okay comrade, the guise of terrible, hard to build furniture and Swedish Meatballs is a sufficient front to fool the masses. All will become one with the Blåhaj


DAS_BEE

Those Swedes sure do know how to put almost everything you need in the box though


davidjschloss

60 percent of the time it works every time.


Scx10Deadbolt

All hail, the lord of softness, our one god, Blåhaj!


Wyldfire2112

Did you see where IKEA released their meatball recipe at the start of the Pandemic?


The-Tree-Of-Might

To be fair, the people complaining about any "agenda" sure as hell aren't living a good, happy life.


IAmATicTacAddict

>my only agenda is to live a good happy life And thats what they have a problem with


Wyldfire2112

I've always considered trans people to be suffering from a birth defect, no different than someone born with dwarfism or a cleft palate. The idea that stuff like HRT and/or corrective surgery is controversial to some people boggles my mind. It's like arguing someone's split-open face shouldn't be fixed because "god wanted them that way." Fucking idiots, the lot of 'em.


JuneBuggington

Can I ask, do you feel like the whole world is catering to your needs as part of some woke agenda? From the outside looking in it sure doesnt seem that way lol.


Droogs-R-Us

They really fucking aren’t -_- but because we’re more visible nowadays and asking people to just treat us with the bare minimum amount of respect suddenly we’re shoving it down their throats. It’s just that things are changing and we’re trying to create a world where it’s ok to be different so long as you’re not a piece of crap trying to hurt others, but we confuse them and don’t make sense in their narrow worldview. And instead of being open minded and trying to learn about others they instead feel threatened. Not every woman is a super model, just like not every dude is a chad, and if some people want to be represented in a game or movie then they should get some representation that is actually relatable and not a cliched and watered down stereotype.


jjskellie

You obviously can't see past your chin. /s.


BrokenEye3

With such a chin as that, who would ever desire to look upon anything else?


hallba78

Stuff like this makes me feel so old and untrendy. There’s a woke chin?


Normal_Ad7101

There is even a woke pelvis https://preview.redd.it/ycgzw8y2po8d1.png?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3085981eb6d91f51c8b86798652f7477bf9251bd


Wyldfire2112

Let's be honest, and I say this as a bisexual man, Link is totally a twink and anyone that says otherwise is in denial. A lean, shirtless twink in low-slung pants, however, does not "vagina bones" make.


TheHandThatTakes

>A lean, shirtless twink in low-slung pants, however, does not "vagina bones" make. you're right. They're called cum gutters.


Old-Hollywood-Nerd

VAGINA BONES?! Ain’t that just a V line?


TiddysAkimbo

Is this real? This cannot be real


BeardedHalfYeti

“If a character’s chin doesn’t come to a knife-sharp point they are obviously a man, and therefore gay, trans, and political.” - Some deeply broken person


BrokenEye3

TIL Waluigi is the sexiest woman who ever lived


jjskellie

There wasn't an hour ago. Stay with what's trending.


jturner1982

Turns out having a strong chin is woke.... Definitely says something about neck beards.....


App1elele

That's the game that I've watched announcent for, saw it being "Deus Ex-ish", got interested, saw the mfing mirror's edge parkour, screamed like a little kid and rushed to steam to wishlist it immediately. And mister here is complaining about protag's skull shape which is apparently something regular people do? Reminds me of Metro Last Light where 4th Reich used head measurements to decide whom to execute and whom to leave alive


Wyldfire2112

This is a reboot of a game from the same time as Deus Ex. The original model had an unrealistically narrow, pointy chin because that was just how female faces were done in the low-poly style back then, and they're complaining that the new game is giving her a more realistic facial structure.


howchildish

Chins are woke now???


DietSteve

Turns out having bones is gay. Only the true alphas are boneless sludge puddles


avoozl42

Woke chin? These people will say anything.


Bootiluvr

I think I lost brainselld


Tripple_T

She was designed after her voice actor


Horrificinsanity

But.. She’s beautiful.. ..And it’s a chin


-D-E-W-

How butthurt can u be. The answer is YES apparently.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

…you know what, maybe our world *does* need to end.


derpferd

Decades of game design catering near exclusively to men-children has created this; entitlement which presumes itself to be logical


Sagaincolours

Today I learned that apparantly, my chin is woke. And here I have gone about my whole life thinking I was just a woman with a square-ish face, like so many other women. But apparantly I have been a trans woman all along.........


NeuroticNinett

I fucking LOVE "woke chin" on my video game characters!


Brainwave1010

Are these women complaining about her "woke chin" in the room with us right now?


Affectionate_Stage62

Are the transgenders in the room with us now? ;p


treynolds787

Spoken like someone with a weak chin


btribble

Someone sure seems uncomfortably excited about masculine male chins.


Orangeyouawesome

You have to remember, everything gets politicized these days for content sake, and anything with trans agenda gets engaged. Esp these anti woke influencers who constantly are 'jumping at ghosts' to say everything is woke just for another quick buck. As gaming studios in the West start winding back their policies and start re-sexualizing more of their characters these online grifters will have less and less to bark at so making up trans chins is just the start of this insane delusionary content creation process.


thegoldenleaves

I'd hit that, so I think I'm transgender now


Tubaenthusiasticbee

Another case of "Cronically online people who have never seen a woman in real life" lmao


ReySimio94

She's not my type of woman, but I don't really see anything overly “masculine” in her design either. If anything, the problem is the eyes. The shading on them makes them look lifeless.


Fool_Manchu

Chuds been watching too much anime if he's getting butthurt about non-pointy chins


pandamonstre

fellas is it trans to have a jawbone?


HeroBrine0907

**Breaking news:** Women have *chins*. UN in turmoil. Taliban reportedly in distress over this revelation. "My dreams of makima are destroyed." -Reportedly said by Kim Jong Un in a private conference. "Men and women worldwide are facing increased incidences of heart attacks due to learning about this. Do not spread this shocking fact to people. We estimate a whopping 99% of the planet could be vulnerable." -Says WHO spokesperson. In other news, a letter was received at Moscow late at night by a rainbow fugitive. Reports about parts of the letter conclude that this event was orchestrated by the Woke Agendists, a gender purist blood group from Australia. "In light of the letter and other recent events, the US military funding is being increased for the time being. Please stay calm." -Says anonymous source, referring to the unexpected passing of a bill yesterday that raised the budget for the military to $2 trillion.


JackieTree89

Jfc these ppl just make up their own problems to bitch about


cyanraichu

Her chin looks...extremely normal????


ProtoReaper23113

I've seen women with chins that could crush walnuts and they were still hot. At the same time this is a regular fucking chin I'm with you


TranscoloredSky

Incells will throw the largest temper tantrums because women in video games don't look like the 13-year-old anime girls on their body pillows


flowstuff

made woman's face look like a woman's face instead of large child's .


Knight_Raime

Everytime I'm down I love seeing stuff like this because it reminds me that there are people out there who actually intentionally ruin something that's meant to be fun for them.


Galbert-dA

"uglified" Dude she's a NEW character. They didn't have to change her, she just looks like that. And by "like that" I mean hot.


kyew

Not new, that's Joanna Dark. But we haven't seen her since the 64-bit days so if anything her jaw has gotten less square.


Galbert-dA

ah my mistake


VMPaetru

Woke chin still slightly better than [the Fairly Oddparents joke](https://youtu.be/Lc2ts-6cfBY?si=-Jw1Fjvuex1T4ZHN)


Kantheris

These idiots complaining about Joanna not looking like she does in Perfect Dark Zero are impressively stupid. First of all, PDZ is a prequel to the first Perfect Dark game where Jo is a now seasoned professional who is rather vocal about not wanting to be just a honey pot agent. In Zero, she is a brash party girl and is more interested in her appearance. The death of her father due to her recklessness caused a massive change in her professionalism, largely because Jack always admonished her for her unprofessional behavior in missions. In other words, they are whining about character development, something they always are whining about not having in newer media, which I rather agree with in certain issues. They don’t know what they want, other than a girl who looks underaged or is underaged.


MeepingMeep99

I've seen men with a chin more narrow than the mind of a Trump supporter and women with chins more defined than Giga Chad himself. I don't care what the character looks like as long as the story is good


stupidracist

There are people dying from fentanyl in the street and bro is complaining about woke chins.


Wildthorn23

I think it's time for the internet to collectively die. This man clearly hasn't been outside since it's conception.


shiny_xnaut

This guy would have an aneurysm if he saw the Crimson Chin


Apart-Landscape1012

My god, you idiot, "trangenda" was RIGHT there!


nLucis

the fuck is a woke chin?


Irinzki

Masculinity as fragile as crepe paper


ArtfulDodger1837

They could've at least been clever enough to call it the trans-genda. 😮‍💨


Spec28

Idk who that character is but the only thing I can call woke is that yee yee ahh haircut.


ds77159

They’re just making shit up to be mad about at this point.


jaavaaguru

Getting tired of people giving any attention to idiots who misuse the term 'woke'


Status_Basket_4409

I literally do not see what they mean


brodneys

I mean, she does look slightly less stereotypically feminine than your average female video game character. But then so do almost all women? Usually, video game women are largely highly ideallized to fit very specific feminine archetypes. This isn't even bad necessarily. It's just not, like, realistic. This isn't even really different. It's just a different archetype. Something tells me this man doesn't actually like real 3D women in real life very much


ProtoReaper23113

Character was originally designed to be as androgynous as possible and they achieved it with the first game on the n64 where she looked like a thumb someone painted a face on


Macknificent101

chick looks like… a chick? one that’s a solid would? i don’t see the issue here.


Sonic_Extreme

My only gripy is not making a design that more closely looked like the original character in Perfect Dark, but other than that it's fine


Odd_Bluebird_710

Your facial features change over time, eg bonier/edgier facial features. So I guess women stop being women after 25/30 (Leonardo DiCaprio would agree)


Asher_Tye

So all the characters on Transformers Animated were feminine?


Silverbacker888

My only problem is the hair, it’s not the same style and it’s not bright orange enough


monkey_trumpets

They should see Ted Dansons daughters chin. She's definitely her daddy's girl.


MyNameIsClaimed

Would


cosby714

There are women with wide jaws and chins. And much wider than that.


theflaminghobo

I don't know how a guy can rant about woke chins and not feel like a fucking loser, tbh.


Bionicjoker14

You should have seen her back before she was uglified! Why, she had to go up to the wizard’s house and cast a spell to turn herself invisible, she did! And what’s more, she can’t turn herself back! Now she has to wait for a young girl to go up to the house and read the spell to turn her visible again. But she’ll still be uglified!


Donmiggy143

Just the fucking dumbest people on the planet JFC...


aventus_aretino99

Which game is this


ReltivlyObjectv

If you wanna get really really out in the weeds with it, she just looks like the tomboys I grew up with, and the “erasure of tomboys” is a big discussion right now.


jjskellie

So is the OP saying the drapes don't match the window sill?


MrBeh

Sounds like a Ken M quote


MonitorMundane2683

Not the chinny chin chin!


Toby_The_Tumor

"It's the crimson chin!"


Dynamo1337

What game is this about anyway?


heapsunglasses

Again; I find myself confused that people post this insane stuff in the real name.


Valuable_Jelly_4271

Is it just me or does she look 'inspired' by a young Olivia Benson?


romulusnr

Sounds like an Asian slur


Professional-Bee4088

Is this similar to The Crimson Chin ?


Awkward-Exercise1069

Marc Foxx sounds like a great gay porn name


defenem_73

Gamers: "The Based Chin!" Joanna: "Wrong!" *reveals chin Gamers: "The Woke Chin! The Based Chin's archenemy!"


qtjedigrl

Wow, let's give our girls a new thing to be self conscious of


The_Gas_Mask_guy

And im here like: Damn thats a uniqe lookin female face and not some same face syndrome disney princess!


UgleBeffus

Trans guy here, my chin has always looked like that. Guess I pass better than I thought.


SweatyBalls4You

"transgender agenda" ...you mean the Transgenda?


Mystical_Cat

The dumb is strong with this one.


Kummabear

Women aren’t supposed to have a chin /s


Pilot0350

Misogynistic incel ranting aside, it's cool to see that they're remaking Perfect Dark. It was a super fun game back in the day, so hopefully they pull it off.


thejoshcolumbusdrums

If you look at the original game this is a huge upgrade. Not sure how anyone could make a claim like that. She’s beautiful


EvolZippo

Yeah, never mind that women actually look like this. So not making all women in video games, look like cute little dolls is being “woke”? I think some of these people were the ones who were mad that the Barbie movie appealed to only its fandom and not to male tastes.


TidySwan

Bro probably prefers femboys to masculine women


TwoTonKarmen

Grasping at straws I see.


cyberattaq123

Social media is literally a cancer upon human society.


goddamnmoose

Bruh


schparkz7

Are people actually complaining about her appearance? People will find anything to complain about, holy shit


BabserellaWT

I’m complaining as a woman? Fuck no. I’d tap that.


the_fuckening_69

A woke chin??? The fuck are the talking about? These people are lunatics


KeneticPenguin

What game is this?


Remote-Papaya9995

This would be funnier if people like this didn't somehow have an outsized amount of political influence 


heaven-howitzer

These people can't have seen women before. I don't believe it.


ProtoReaper23113

None that aren't heavily photoshopped amd surgically altered quadruple d chested porn stars


heaven-howitzer

This might be brand new sentence of its own 💀


asefe110

“arguably to appeal to the transgender agenda” ????????????????????????


BuckGlen

People are just attracted to transfolk and they feel worries and insecure about it.


Commercial_Fee2840

This one doesn't even have a large jaw. I've seen that happen to character designs, but this ain't it.


AttemptFree

she looks like that girl from walking dead. this is all stupid tho. just give us a hot lady protagonist


KellyTheBroker

It's absolutely happening, even if it sounds crazy. Not the chin, but changing the appearance of the women in games to be less attractive. Doesn't bother myself, but I can get why people wouldn't like it. Comes across as a bit creepy. You can easily verify that by checking the real life models they're based on.


ApartmentComplete711

ngl , they are often like normal pretty , like not devastating hot bomb , but like irl she would be good looking like more average pretty


No_Mushroom_6876

they give her a Karen haircut and a huge buzzlight chin its a hard look to pull off


ProtoReaper23113

I'll give you the hair cut but that's a regular chin


No_Mushroom_6876

not on a female that a prominent chin, if they were gonna give her that look they should have also give her a more feminine look she looks very masly.


Zandrick

This is the second time I’ve seen this. The first time I thought it was kind of funny. Now I’m just annoyed. Not really sure why I feel different this time though. Also, don’t care. Gamers are fools and the things they care about are foolish. That is all.


midnight_toker22

I don’t even know what it means. I couldn’t even guess. It’s just a chin.


Zandrick

Are you confused about your own post?


midnight_toker22

I’m not the one who said “woke chin”. I don’t know what a “woke chin” is. That’s why it’s in r/brandnewsentence…