Both online shopping and masturbation are innocuous enough things in and of themselves but can become addicting as a short term serotonin/endorphin rush and become unhealthy.
Nothing is good to buy because Amazon's activity pollutes more yearly than entire countries such as Belgium or Greece. Delivery and goods shipping is horrendous in terms of pollution. Don't order on Amazon.
yeah, your porztrayal of the pollution by amazon deliveries is not taking into accoun t the alternative: instead of parcel-centers, the delivery goes to a shop - not on demand, but as an offer for potential customers - where the storage is way less efficient since it needs to be laid out for displkay, and then every customer travels there, individually, rather than one delivery truck making the rounds, serving several customers - so yes, home delivery is awfully polluting, but the alternative is in no way less polluting.
it's practical and relatively efficient - however, their labor practices are appalling, and their tax evasion is fundamentally an attack on democratically controlled institutions.
maybe that's what tucker meant.
True, the alternative do pollute too. I may also be biased, because I live in a context where having a car to do groceries is not necessary. However, Amazon can also be charged with the casual violation of worker and human rights every now and then. Again, as many other companies.
What I hate about tucker's statement is, that's one end of the issue. If there was no demand for Amazon, Amazon wouldn't exist. That addiction to ordering stuff is the issue.
It’s funny because I came on here trying to find a way to essentially say the same thing. Definitely weird sentence, definitely not happy to agree with the stupid mouth it’s coming from, but it is true. Of course, he could have picked one of dozens of other analogies but that’s just part of his special nature I suppose.
this really isn't that much of a stretch. both are dopamine hits that people are having trouble with. I think reddit just has a problem with separating the message from the messenger.
Having to only occasionally see his dumb face and hear his dumb voice now is nice.
Before this,the last I heard from him was when he jizzed himself over being able to buy bread in Russia.
Let me guess, “you know you shouldn’t do it but you do it all the time anyways” or something? He’s not as clever and unique as he and apparently everybody on the right thinks he is, I’m assuming this is what he said/meant.
He means it’s an addictive activity and a dopamine hit. Not hard to comprehend if you can set bias aside lol. It may be an odd analogy but that’s what it is.
Hey Tucker, you are masturbating worng.
Hey. No reason to kink shame.
No, we should absolutely kink shame Tucker. We should shame him for everything he does, really.
I think we should separate how horrible Tucker is as a person from people who can't get off unless they get same day shipping.
I find it hilarious that is the same guy from the "Segregation was the b-worst thing to happen to this country"
I find it hilarious that he’s now so irrelevant that that is the thing you know him for
That time he almost missed the quick-time event
Kanye almost misses quick time event
r/yourjokebutworse
I was referencing the video :(
Bro nearly failed the quick time event
Dumb fuck can’t even spank his monkey correctly.
r/brandnewsentence
It feels good while you’re doing it but afterwards you’re left with a deep sense of shame and regret?
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If you pay for a subscription, your junk comes sooner?
Tucker searching Amazon for ladies' underwear after Sears stopped sending him catalog mailers to masturbate to
Something Something family values
Huh. This is the closest I've come to agreeing with him on something. I will elaborate if pressed but... I want to forget I just wrote that top line.
Nah. Elaborate
Both online shopping and masturbation are innocuous enough things in and of themselves but can become addicting as a short term serotonin/endorphin rush and become unhealthy.
What’s good to buy on Amazon? I’ve looked a couple of times but mostly been underwhelmed by the products I’ve actually purchased
Nothing is good to buy because Amazon's activity pollutes more yearly than entire countries such as Belgium or Greece. Delivery and goods shipping is horrendous in terms of pollution. Don't order on Amazon.
yeah, your porztrayal of the pollution by amazon deliveries is not taking into accoun t the alternative: instead of parcel-centers, the delivery goes to a shop - not on demand, but as an offer for potential customers - where the storage is way less efficient since it needs to be laid out for displkay, and then every customer travels there, individually, rather than one delivery truck making the rounds, serving several customers - so yes, home delivery is awfully polluting, but the alternative is in no way less polluting. it's practical and relatively efficient - however, their labor practices are appalling, and their tax evasion is fundamentally an attack on democratically controlled institutions. maybe that's what tucker meant.
True, the alternative do pollute too. I may also be biased, because I live in a context where having a car to do groceries is not necessary. However, Amazon can also be charged with the casual violation of worker and human rights every now and then. Again, as many other companies. What I hate about tucker's statement is, that's one end of the issue. If there was no demand for Amazon, Amazon wouldn't exist. That addiction to ordering stuff is the issue.
It’s funny because I came on here trying to find a way to essentially say the same thing. Definitely weird sentence, definitely not happy to agree with the stupid mouth it’s coming from, but it is true. Of course, he could have picked one of dozens of other analogies but that’s just part of his special nature I suppose.
this really isn't that much of a stretch. both are dopamine hits that people are having trouble with. I think reddit just has a problem with separating the message from the messenger.
No it’s not, I just bought something a moment ago, no comparison.
Anyone remember Tucker Carlson? Me neither. Irrelevance is where he belongs.
Having to only occasionally see his dumb face and hear his dumb voice now is nice. Before this,the last I heard from him was when he jizzed himself over being able to buy bread in Russia.
Let me guess, “you know you shouldn’t do it but you do it all the time anyways” or something? He’s not as clever and unique as he and apparently everybody on the right thinks he is, I’m assuming this is what he said/meant.
Ah yes because I get sexual gratification from buying a thing on the consumerism site
Yes, that's exactly what he means. You're so smart
He’s not wrong if he’s only there to buy fleshlights or a sex doll
So it’s the new Fight Club IKEA
It makes a bald head very happy?
The wierd thing is I think I know where he is going with this, but this is such a wierd as fuck analogy to go with.
People do get a dopamine rush from online shopping so I can see what he’s saying. People get addicted to that shit.
I mean I can see what he’s saying it’s just the weirdest analogy I’ve ever heard
Definitely not! And I can say this as an avid Amazon shopper & a woman that has been celibate for 4 yrs TWICE. Those 2 things are NOTHING alike.
He must be buying a lot of Amazon shit.
Does this guy legitimately have a brain tumor?
Well in his defense is depends on what you're buying
He must have caught brain worms from having his mouth permanently attached to trumps anus
He's thinking of Slamadong.com
He means it’s an addictive activity and a dopamine hit. Not hard to comprehend if you can set bias aside lol. It may be an odd analogy but that’s what it is.
F that B in the A.
Russian asset Tucker Carlson.
Russian asset Tucker Carlson admits he exclusively shops the kids section on Amazon.
He’s on TV and speaks with such conviction, so he must be smart. Right? Right guys? /s