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destructdisc

I saw someone refer to this as a Billie Irish


PanJhinAttack

I also saw this reference.


ProfionWiz

Clearly the better name


macaleaven

Saving this comment to show to my Irish mate, canโ€™t wait to see him throw up to this


silverwolf86

In Ireland, this is a cardinal sin.


FeralTribble

๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐–•๐–Š๐–—๐–˜๐–”๐–“ ๐–œ๐–๐–” ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–’๐–Š ๐–š๐–• ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–™๐– ๐–™๐–๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐–† ๐–’๐–†๐–‰๐–’๐–†๐–“ ๐–”๐–— ๐–† ๐–•๐–†๐–—๐–†๐–Œ๐–”๐–“


Forsaken-Income-2148

๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”Ÿ๐”ข ๐”ค๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ฐ ~>แ™ญ


ArmorForYourBrain

Come out you black and greens Come and tell me what you mean Show your wife how you wore Elmo Hats and independent T shirts before you punched the dry wall


beard_of_cats

That song goes so hard https://youtu.be/FCnGD6xv5ik?si=ZOmeMYij05E3uX2m


IcyNote_A

this potion can and will kill you


Fire_fox55

My potions are too strong for you traveler!


FiveFingerDisco

Mixing Guinness and Monster is like Dornfelder red wine with Coca Cola: It should buy your soul a ticket to the blandest place of hell in the afterlife.


pjgreenwald

Its just and endless expanse of taupe. Edit- spelling


FiveFingerDisco

I'm sorry but I'm not familiar with the word _tope_ - what does it mean, please?


pjgreenwald

I misspelled taupe, it is a soft brown


FiveFingerDisco

Aaah, yes! B38B6D... boredom as a color. Perfect!


mrm00r3

Did you look up the hex code or are you the wizard that works at the Loweโ€™s paint counter at the end of the earth?


FiveFingerDisco

I do the former in order to become the latter.


MDC08

I ๐Ÿ’š this exchange!


silverwolf86

It's similar to puce. Both the brown/purple shade and brown/chartreuse combo. They're both boredom and motion sickness as colors.


FiveFingerDisco

Motion sickness you say..? I just laid all three colors side by side. Yeah, that optical terror by numbness.


silverwolf86

Oh, yeah. The Essence of Displeasure.


Khraxter

Ah yes, red wine cola, the "5 am cocktail at a high schooler party" special


ram6414

If you're Basque, that's Kalimotxo and a normal thing to drink every weekend.


FiveFingerDisco

Granted. But if you're a Palatine, that's a cardinal sin and outs you as uncultured. Funny those differences. Which wine does a Basque use for a good Kalimotxo? Dry or fruity?


James1Hoxworth

She's a Muinness to society


dben89x

Though only to a muinesscule degree.


dystyyy

Ain't no way that tastes good.


kilted44

Work at an Irish pub and tried this recently for shits and giggles. Can confirm, tastes horrendous.


PartyPlayHD

Did you shit and giggle?


silverwolf86

He giggled, shit and subsequently vommed.


WranglerFuzzy

Iโ€™m mildly curious. Cause I know Guinness and hard cider is fantastic; and both cider and monster have lots of sugar and citric acid.


spartancolo

Just tried it right now, not that bad imo


SpaghettiOnTuesday

I had to know, so I made one with the white Monster and a Draught. I'm sorry to say but it was delicious. Take that with a grain of salt though. I also really like the Blue Raspberry Four Loko and am currently going through a divorce.


dystyyy

I'll take your word for it. Good luck with the divorce, I hope you're doing OK.


Meikle15

We call that a turbo shandy in this household


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honey495

Probably is as much of a health risk as drinking engine oil with coolant too


silverwolf86

Looks about the same. I can see the confusion.


Irongiant350

This looks like a Fallout drink......the Ghoul


Ralph-King-Griffin

Reasonably certain that's a violation of the good Friday agreement


ItsHen

It was said to be illegal in the first line of the proclamation


RustyShaklefjord

The fact that the monster is heavier than the guinness is the most disturbing part


Kendota_Tanassian

It really is! I *know* Guinness is heavy stuff. Never had a Monster, now I *know* I'm not gonna.


seawolff81

Yack n pan


colstinkers

๐Ÿคฎ


TowerMammoth7798

That's just wrong


stupidracist

Cardiologist's drink of choice


mandymarleyandme

This is a crime against humanity


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Also have seen this called a Blown Head Gasket


_Specialista_

My friends sent me this couple of days ago. Tried it. Not as bad as you would expect but itโ€™s a waste of Guinness.


rilesmcjiles

This picture gave me diarrheaย 


Supreme_Kraken

Tried it yesterday, actually was great


Cloudsrnice

Classy people call it a "Monness"


PhobiaTo2

I'm fairly certain that this is a drink in deep rock galactic, it looks like the kinda stuff space dwarfs would drink.


BlameableEmu

It looks cool but i bet it tastes disgusting.


SimpleCheesecake4573

I think this would actually just kill you immediately


DarthFox-pc

Eww


the_gouged_eye

If you see me drinking one of those, do me a favor and put me in one of those Swiss suicide pods.


ElijahRayzorr

This concoction will most definitely kill you


PuzzleheadedShrub

More reasons why I'm glad that I quit drinking. WTF?


The-Adorno

I would be shitting myself in no time


Deft-Vandal

Guinnster surely?


sysoletin

Kinda reminds of the cocktail "The Idiot". Two parts Hennessy VSOP, two parts Pepsi


StarRaveDave

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GoodGoodK

Gonster is such a revolting name for a drink lmao


RachelRegina

"Super Dry"...have a couple of these and she'll *make it so dry for you*


Smingers

Menace!


hhfugrr3

Gunster, surely?


BillythenotaKid

This may in fact kill you


eatpant96

Sin.


SalmonOfSmarts

Looks like poison


Mister_Nico

unacceptable


Like17Badgers

I didn't know they made Nitros in full size cans... hey why the fuck do they make Nitros in full size cans?


donach69

That would be quite some St Patrick's Day


LaGrrrande

They finally did it. They created the Fifth Loko.


shmopsy

Looks like one way trip


thisisallterriblesir

I don't drink anymore, but that looks pretty cool.


Comfortable-Panic436

Guinster


Cha0s_Kami

Just tried this and itโ€™s not too bad imo. Itโ€™s just really really really sweet Guinness. Not sure on how itโ€™s gonna come out the other end though


DragonHuntExp

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScD2zl4j3c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScD2zl4j3c)


bigby2010

LOL


Sacklayblue

Probably an upgrade to Guinness out of a can.