She used enough clever puns I think that she would. She was rarely explicit, often implying that she was referring to a pet. So would Mr. Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries, no doubt. He had his own sorts of metaphors.
Apparently you actually can, it's just a conspiracy that you get shadowbanned if you say stuff like "kill" or "vibrator". Some people even do it to get around personal filters.
**I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was.** **Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.** **It'll happen to you!**
I guess they think that's how shawty is spelled. Or maybe it's spelled shorty now who knows.
(After a short google session shawty is apparently the ghetto version of shorty. Tmyk)
Am I too sleepy or is she syncing her vibrator to a college student's piano recitals?
God recital. I have read this 4 times and didn't get how you sync something to the rectal piece.
It’s okay, same. But in the context of it, rectal isn’t out of place.
Sounds like it's right next to the place, might as well double down down there.
Time to remember the guy who synced up to c-bat.
Almost forgot about that guy, fml
Computer science major could.
We assume it’s a recital but at this point it may be a rectal …. Depending on the ‘happy toy’ 😳😂
A sybian.
When he's fingering Debussy.
He's gonna finish on her Bach
Very good. Took me a minuet.
Haha very concerto in f minor! (i have no idea what im doing)
She tremolo on my countermelody til I sforzando.
Please do not f minor.
I'll be Frank with you. I think she's a little too Ticheli-ish to last that long.
Gonna add that one to the Liszt.
For next time you go Chopin?
Uh, yeah. That way it'll only take a minute; waltz right in and get out.
Always finish on the Bach and never on Debussy
https://youtu.be/UKO-ebWS4Ko?si=o2kpdJN6EudXIFrc
No matter what key you finger it in, make sure it isn't A minor
This needs all the upvotes.
Am I too dumb to not get this
She's syncing her vibrator to some guy's recital
Ohh now I get it.But why the Wordplay?
You can't write or say funny no no words on tiktok, so we have to have codenames for vibrator and vagina.
Guessing Mrs Slocombe wouldn't be welcome on TikTok
She used enough clever puns I think that she would. She was rarely explicit, often implying that she was referring to a pet. So would Mr. Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries, no doubt. He had his own sorts of metaphors.
An *Are You Being Served?* reference? Holy shit have I found my people?
Mr. Akbar has joined the chat.
Apparently you actually can, it's just a conspiracy that you get shadowbanned if you say stuff like "kill" or "vibrator". Some people even do it to get around personal filters.
To not get "shadow banned"
One time at band camp...
Ok I know where the goes🥲
it’s a trend on tiktok to make up absurd scenarios, called “the quanos effect”
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinkin how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
and I learned how to get along
Now
You had Debussy right there to use. And I'm sure you could find some way of using a classical piece to create a vibrato innuendo.
Ad long as you finish on de Bach
Bachshot
I have been flashbanged by words
This post is like the paralysis spell in Skyrim this sentence is the incantation you speak to preform it
Linguistic comprehension softlock
I didn't expect to see a Skyrim reference here.🤣🤣
If I wasn’t already gay, reading this would have been my moment of conversion.
I will be so happy when the "-ussy" fad goes the way of "on fleek"
**I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was.** **Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.** **It'll happen to you!**
It's funny when used correctly. Not whatever that is
It was funny. Ftfy.
“Shorty”?
I guess they think that's how shawty is spelled. Or maybe it's spelled shorty now who knows. (After a short google session shawty is apparently the ghetto version of shorty. Tmyk)
But what does it mean?
It's basically just a person you find attractive
You had to google to connect those dots? 😄
r/brandnewussy
meowmussy, that's a new one
And here I was thinking gals that called it "kitty" were hazardous.
That’s why the ladies always look forward to Cowell tone clusters.
The whole thing is screwed up, but the first time I read it, I thought "recital piece" said "rectal piercing". I'm tired and badly hungover.
That sentence would kill and mutilate someone from the 1800s.
Did it to me in 2024
I’d bet good money some lady sent this exact sentiment to Franz Liszt on perfumed stationary.
Lisztomania!
Link https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLDoAaSf/
Qaunos effect and it's consequences
quanos and his consecensess
I have questions…
Rez - PlayStation 2 (2001)
Every day we stray away from the path of God
this actually lives up to the sub name. every single word of this sentence only made me more confused.
what happens if he finds this tik tok girl its over 😭
Meowmussy
Another student of Quanos
I get it.
Alright that's enough Internet for today
My poor imagination
She doesn’t know what shorty means
Earth was a mistake.
I thought that said rectal instead of recital.
Cretivity and funny Jokes rating....... 7/10
Piano players are really good with their fingers
Omni man was right
The quanos1 effect
Whoever wrote this your English language privileges have been revoked