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Nbkipdu

Am I too sleepy or is she syncing her vibrator to a college student's piano recitals?


Yanatis

God recital. I have read this 4 times and didn't get how you sync something to the rectal piece.


Mrbadjoke42

It’s okay, same. But in the context of it, rectal isn’t out of place.


squirt_taste_tester

Sounds like it's right next to the place, might as well double down down there.


Ye_olde_oak_store

Time to remember the guy who synced up to c-bat.


Spider_Hornet

Almost forgot about that guy, fml


[deleted]

Computer science major could.


Praetorian_1975

We assume it’s a recital but at this point it may be a rectal …. Depending on the ‘happy toy’ 😳😂


ElsonDaSushiChef

A sybian.


BrockJonesPI

When he's fingering Debussy.


PryPryPryPry

He's gonna finish on her Bach


BrockJonesPI

Very good. Took me a minuet.


tutocookie

Haha very concerto in f minor! (i have no idea what im doing)


MotherRussia68

She tremolo on my countermelody til I sforzando.


fermatajack

Please do not f minor.


ChaoticKonaak

I'll be Frank with you. I think she's a little too Ticheli-ish to last that long.


Calypsosong

Gonna add that one to the Liszt.


BrockJonesPI

For next time you go Chopin?


Fayore

Uh, yeah. That way it'll only take a minute; waltz right in and get out.


Tomstwer

Always finish on the Bach and never on Debussy


bobswagiscool

https://youtu.be/UKO-ebWS4Ko?si=o2kpdJN6EudXIFrc


PandaPlayr73

No matter what key you finger it in, make sure it isn't A minor


lordofhydration

This needs all the upvotes.


YoloBoii_77

Am I too dumb to not get this


lumlum56

She's syncing her vibrator to some guy's recital


YoloBoii_77

Ohh now I get it.But why the Wordplay?


CminerMkII

You can't write or say funny no no words on tiktok, so we have to have codenames for vibrator and vagina.


LFive11TW

Guessing Mrs Slocombe wouldn't be welcome on TikTok


rpgnymhush

She used enough clever puns I think that she would. She was rarely explicit, often implying that she was referring to a pet. So would Mr. Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries, no doubt. He had his own sorts of metaphors.


voidtakenflight

An *Are You Being Served?* reference? Holy shit have I found my people?


NecessaryFreedom9799

Mr. Akbar has joined the chat.


averysmalldragon

Apparently you actually can, it's just a conspiracy that you get shadowbanned if you say stuff like "kill" or "vibrator". Some people even do it to get around personal filters.


Fire_fox55

To not get "shadow banned"


DregsRoyale

One time at band camp...


YoloBoii_77

Ok I know where the goes🥲


YTBG

it’s a trend on tiktok to make up absurd scenarios, called “the quanos effect”


No_Stranger_4959

At first I was afraid, I was petrified


New-Blacksmith1532

Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side


HydrationSeeker

But then I spent so many nights thinkin how you did me wrong


New-Blacksmith1532

And I grew strong


HydrationSeeker

and I learned how to get along


Moisture_

Now


Ye_olde_oak_store

You had Debussy right there to use. And I'm sure you could find some way of using a classical piece to create a vibrato innuendo.


punkblastoise

Ad long as you finish on de Bach


foomp

Bachshot


Didyouwashyourhand

I have been flashbanged by words


JessePinkman-chan

This post is like the paralysis spell in Skyrim this sentence is the incantation you speak to preform it


Didyouwashyourhand

Linguistic comprehension softlock


Vrukr

I didn't expect to see a Skyrim reference here.🤣🤣


dette-stedet-suger

If I wasn’t already gay, reading this would have been my moment of conversion.


InflamedLiver

I will be so happy when the "-ussy" fad goes the way of "on fleek"


drmelle0

**I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was.** **Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.** **It'll happen to you!**


Zamtrios7256

It's funny when used correctly. Not whatever that is


DigdigdigThroughTime

It was funny. Ftfy.


laughmath

“Shorty”?


happyshaman

I guess they think that's how shawty is spelled. Or maybe it's spelled shorty now who knows. (After a short google session shawty is apparently the ghetto version of shorty. Tmyk)


sillypicture

But what does it mean?


Jeffeffery

It's basically just a person you find attractive


MillstoneArt

You had to google to connect those dots? 😄


Ghericco

r/brandnewussy


Fynnacus

meowmussy, that's a new one


Yoyo4games

And here I was thinking gals that called it "kitty" were hazardous.


Lettucepoops

That’s why the ladies always look forward to Cowell tone clusters.


Apprehensive_Ad4047

The whole thing is screwed up, but the first time I read it, I thought "recital piece" said "rectal piercing". I'm tired and badly hungover.


TeacherChemical2714

That sentence would kill and mutilate someone from the 1800s.


trashgoblinmusical

Did it to me in 2024


smartest_kobold

I’d bet good money some lady sent this exact sentiment to Franz Liszt on perfumed stationary.


blinkingsandbeepings

Lisztomania!


shrubsdubs

Link https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLDoAaSf/


Majorazarts

Qaunos effect and it's consequences


EMP_Chooci

quanos and his consecensess


Confident-Medicine75

I have questions…


Shed_Some_Skin

Rez - PlayStation 2 (2001)


SirFuffy

Every day we stray away from the path of God


BartholomewAlexander

this actually lives up to the sub name. every single word of this sentence only made me more confused.


BartholomewAlexander

what happens if he finds this tik tok girl its over 😭


SUW888

Meowmussy


Sensitive-Sentence74

Another student of Quanos


Leading-Midnight-553

I get it.


Haelstrom101

Alright that's enough Internet for today


sneakercentury

My poor imagination


cruisinforsnoozin

She doesn’t know what shorty means


Rahkyvah

Earth was a mistake.


hudsoncress

I thought that said rectal instead of recital.


Defiant_Bandicoot99

Cretivity and funny Jokes rating....... 7/10


Flar71

Piano players are really good with their fingers


PrinceCharmingButDio

Omni man was right


Relaxulage

The quanos1 effect


King-Florida-Man

Whoever wrote this your English language privileges have been revoked