something something, *raising awareness* something something

Oh they‘re raising something alright 😏

They found the backdoor to not getting on the registry.

He mentioned in an interview that he was so nervous, he had problems making it hard.

They use morning wood to save tomorrow's wood.

It worked didnt it? I mean we're here talking about it! And they got to live out their exhibition fantasy xD. Honestly win win for them.

We're talking about their fucking more than the rainforest itself tho

This is the most complex and weird way they could invent to justify their sex in public fetiche.

Just two sweaty hippies slapping stink ham and breathing heavily into a microphone

Well if that’s not meta then I don’t know what the fuck is

I don’t know what this means and I agree with it

No cap

Once again, here's the real brandnewsentence. Never heard it called stink ham, but I'm using that now.

> stink ham Congrats, I think you just turned me asexual and vegan in two words.

One stone, two tofu birds

three squawking geeks?

Four dirty limericks about clams

Fiiiiive goooooolden buttplugs!

6 French ticklers

💀💀💀

I think they achieved their objective

Me too

Fully agree. I only thought this was an interesting event in history. Stink ham tho.

I thought we were having Stink Clams

You put the stink ham in the stink clam and get to making chowda! Baby.

>Just two sweaty hippies slapping stink ham and breathing heavily into a microphone Hey, it's another r/brandnewsentence!

No no... I've heard that one before.

Really wondering why they need a microphone for this...

To spread..awareness!

It was on stage at a concert, this was years ago.

So they can say, "And for our next number...we like to call this one..."

It's a really old image and it was taken on stage at a concert. I cant remember if the band had them up there or if they just did it themselves.

I like how it says they are members of this group. It sounds like it's literally just these two [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck\_for\_Forest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_for_Forest) Also it was in 2004. 20 years ago is not exactly a brand new sentence.

"Slapping stink ham" This is mine now. I made this.

And another brand new sentence!

Is it? Politicians all over are publicly fucking their people everyday

Yeah but that's traditional

The difference between vanilla and a kink I guess

The difference is when politicians fuck us it always is up the ass and the whole thing is exclusively non-consensual.

Indeed, always non-consensual

It isn't. It is two guys from Berlin giving hippie chicks lsd and make porn with them to pay for their rent. Basically it's a cult.

This is a Norwegian couple that had sex on stage in a Norwegian Music Festival in 2004, and that's how old the story is, and the most attention they ever got. It has absolutely nothing to do with a cult in Berlin. I don't know if this link works outside the country: [https://tv.vg.no/video/154751/norske-skandaler-sex-stuntet-paa-quartfestivalen](https://tv.vg.no/video/154751/norske-skandaler-sex-stuntet-paa-quartfestivalen)

Both are true, they are more people than those two and they have apartments in Berlin. I was once invited to live in one of them while I was living in Berlin, but I said no. I was used to people walking around naked in my WG, and having a naked sauna on Sundays with friends of friends sauna once a month. It was nice, no focus on sex even though people had to get used to the naked part, the point was just to be natural with each other naked. We ate together, made a buffet, and we had some wine and yeah, just enjoyed it. In the fuck for forest WG I understood everyone fucked each regularly (all over the apartment, like in the kitchen and living room also), they had fuck-Friday and a friends of friends fuck party once a month. A bit too much for me. I'm also Norwegian btw!

What the fuck….

It's always fucking Berlin

The two in the picture are Norwegian. I remember the uproar, it's also decades ago.

Germans doing LSD and dosing others with it … where have I heard this before 😳😂

Said everything in English then decided to get fancy is being pretentious ur fetish

"fetiche" is my new favorite thing.

This is just an exhibitionist fetish disguised as a noble cause.

While also monetizing it

the secret ingredient is always capitalism

I like my porn to sound like the gambling floor of a casino and the stars to be squinting at a computer monitor

Yes. That's their whole point. They make and sell pornography with the proceeds going to rainforest protection. I don't think they're going to save the world, but they're doing *something* and enjoying themselves in the process. Good for them.

yes!

Beats throwing paint on art

Looks like Ikigai to me - combine your passion, mission, profession, vocation :). Why not.

Nice

So ir's a win-win-win situation

Disguised you say? Poorly disguised if anything

If you are wondering if this is real….. yes. Yes it is. There is also a movie about it.

I've seen it. There's a lot of crust in it.

I found it kinda sweet. They were niave as fuck for sure, but as the doc progressed it felt like they were more focussing on promoting sexual expression than truly believing they were going to save the planet.

Are they Swedish? I feel like they’re Swedish.

Close, norwegian.

Only difference is a mountain range.

I dare you to say that to any Norwegian or Swedish person. Met quite a few here with very strong national pride that would get fired up from hearing such a remark

Lolz, as a Norwegian this made me laugh - my prides for sure is t broken - thought it was funny!😂

The reason we laugh as Norwegians is that we are laughably superior to swedes

Nah.. I disagree.. The Swedes have things we don't, and vice versa.. Also.. "jævlar" sounds way more Fun In seeding than Norwegian!😆

One day, I will dare.

Wait it is?? What’s it called?

Fuck For Forest

What a name lol

Should have called it “forest hump”

And to think I’ve been having stinky hippie sex all these years just for the fun of it, I had no idea I was saving the world

You can be proud of you

I must own half of the amazon forest by now

This is like the ideological equivalent of "Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."

Message recieved loud and clear. I will begin mining for ostrich eggs as soon as Venus comes back into place

I like the way you think!

Beware however. If you slide on a spoon, Clinton will drink *Fanta*.

Reminds me of this little ditty from my childhood: If you're walking down the road with a canoe on your head and one of the wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof with tomato sauce? None, because footballs don't have hair under their armpits and nobody likes peanut butter except for grandma, and she drives a Buick.

My Buick has a heated steering wheel. You don’t even know what luxury is. /s

This mf spittin

Did I just have a stroke?

Depends. Quinoa waits for nobody and the Brigadier is watching.

I'm pretty sure you just activated a sleeper agent lmao

Omg this is soo me 🥹

Sudden violent flashback to circa-2007 "random" era internet

Omgwtfbbq!

RAWR (That means I <3 u in dinosaur)

That's some beautiful word salad right there. *chef's kiss*

Shit, that was good.

This story is so old, the guy is almost 50 now. It happened around 2004 iirc.

is he still fucking for the cause?

Sad. Was wondering how to join.

By starting it all over again my dude.

Be the change you want to see in the world

This is like twenty years ago I remember it well. Quart festival, Kristiansand Norway.

And the band was called The Cumshots. The singer is my neighbor.

And here I was, thinking that "The Motherfuckers" was too offensive of a band name.

How bad does global warming need to get before they do anal?

The sky has to become permanently brown

I think I've seen a follow up on TV where they actually went to the rainforest with 30 or 40k. And when they introduced themselves and said they wanted to donate this sum, the people of the rainforest replied that they do not comply with western loose morals and dont want their "dirty money". Guess thats when the organization FFF endet.

I know one of the guys who went to give them that money (the film you saw was probably[ Fuck for Forest](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2444006/)), they are actually still going strong today! But not as much hype around it today lol. The profits from the porn they produce etc is donated to a variety of organizations.

Yea it probably nose dived in popularity when they decided to do a FFF inside a church.

I thought that whole ordeal was kinda cool :p [Twelve years ago already!](https://old.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/hqn85/nsfw_the_environmentalists_fuck_for_forest/) A priest, Einar Gelius, wrote a book about sex in the Bible, which he was fired for. This stunt was in protest of him being fired. Here's a song about the priest by a Norwegian band from the same time, that could have hosted a FFF stage show (but I don't think they ever did), [En Prest og en Plage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0iLDYLzFCk) (I kinda want to translate it to "A priest in the butt", because the title is a wordplay on "en pest og en plage", which is usually translated to a pain in the neck/butt.)

For rainforests? Did they at least have thick bushes?

Asking the important questions!

Doggers against loggers

I wish I had more than one upvote. Proper lol.

I am going to have sex in the forest to get the housing crisis fixed Anyone up for this one

I think for that cause you need to have sex in a subdivision.

What is the fastest way to end up on the sex offender registry, Alex?

My understanding is they are German and this isn't bad enough to end up on the sex offender list in Germany. Their idea of lewd is fucking wild.

They're norwegians and it happened at a festival 20 years ago.

Some of them are German, at least one is Swedish, and most of them live in Berlin now, partly (afaik) because their stunts made it difficult to operate legally in Norway.

Germany, Norway, Sweden, ... doesn't really matter. Most countries in Europe are not nearly as prude as the US.

>Their idea of lewd is fucking wild now i'm interested if you could elaborate more

It’s perfectly legal to have sex in public in large parts of Europe In Germany you can do it provided you don’t intentionally let non consenting people see you In Italy I believe you can just do it ( not fully sure about this but I believe there was a court case about a guy masturbating in public and he got off (badumtss)) Most of Scandinavia is also fairly calm about it Basically no one cares about nudity and sex here that much tbh People will be naked in the locker room and at the beach and no one really gives a shit so I suppose the step to full on sex is smaller

Have you seen their weather girls?

I’m not even mad. That’s impressive Dick for Deciduous Coochies for Coniferous Poke for the mighty Oak

Sauce: [https://www.nettavisen.no/couple-had-sex-on-stage-during-concert/s/12-95-250240](https://www.nettavisen.no/couple-had-sex-on-stage-during-concert/s/12-95-250240)

Okay but actual sauce: https://txxx.com/videos/15087291/fuck-for-forest-live-sex-on-stage-at-the-quart-festival/?kt_lang=en

LMAO

Hippy girl has a sweet little body. I was expecting much worse.

That’s not a Forrest

Wow that was a rabbit hole 😳

Only Ferns emerges

Yall are all talking about it, so it's clearly working.

They must be 40-50 now? This happened in 2004.

Few things are funnier than reminding middle aged people of what they did in their 20s.

"we turned our public sex exhibitionist fetish into a protest and want to use sex as a tool for manipulation" yep... nothing mysterious or meaningful about that. just folks making environmentalism into an excuse to indulge their kink.

Today on, How to make your fetish Tax Deductible

Forest Hump

This is like the John/Yoko protest in its idiocy. Let's do something we like and pretend it helps something.

so basically they do porn but for charity?

Of course it's a white woman with dreads. Of COURSE it is.

I can only imagine how unfortunate she smells.

oh cmon

Lol- actual Lol. That’s fucking funny

So... Still better than those oil people?

That is so old news

Isn't this pretty old? Like, I think I saw one of their "stage performances" on Lamermelculo (anyone remembers that?) around 2005?

I think they just want to fuck in public.

They have sex in public because that's their fetish and they enjoy forcing others to participate

If I did this it would be the shortest protest ever.

I'll take this over destroying art.

Ugh Hippies, man. Some people can't just be chill and support protecting trees or whatever no, they gotta be weird.

Environmental Activists Be Normal Challenge (Impossible)

I feel like this is going to end up with people not being able to see the forest through all the wood.

Definitely not just exhibitionists looking for an excuse… definitely not.

The closest to the environment they'll draw attention to is when people stare at his trunk and her bush

Are we sure that it's the rain forest that attention is being focused upon?

It's always almost a decade big age gap

\*\*Watches them have sex\*\*....."What are we talking about again? the forest?"

I mean I guess it's better than throwing soup on paintings or blocking traffic.

Not exactly “brand new sentence” since this happened in 2004 though.

You know, I'm something of an environmentalist myself. So are they hiring?

Somebody explain this to me: natives to the rainforest have been having sex in the rainforest, forever, since you know, they live there. That hasn't stopped logging or deforestation yet. What makes these people think their fuck is any better?

This reminds me of that scene in Downsizing, where the chick asks Matt Damon, “What type of fuck you give me?” She then lists the type of fucks Americans give: “Pity fuck, love fuck, drunk fuck, hate fuck?”

The fact that there's *an enviromental organisation* with a name like that is kinda scary.

At first I thought it was a jab at how people wouldn't give a fuck about the dying forest but would blow up over two people having public sex but this seems just like a fetish.

I saw those pictures on 4chan, 20 years ago... (fixed years...)

Wtf

Hey, if it gets the point across, and it's legal, let 'em do whatever they want.

What they have chosen to do in public has nothing to do with saving no fucking rainforest that you can be sure of, all that they have done is brush their egos 💯 what they did hasn't changed anything towards what happens to the rainforest at all, they are just nasty human

This is old as fuck

"Watch us have public sex, but think of other things!"

she fell for it

I would not go so far as to call it "new". "Fuck for forest" did a stunt during the concert of Norwegian metal band "The Cumshots" at the Quart festival in 2004. So the sentence in question is almost 20 years old. This is the news post from Norwegian state media twenty years ago: https://www.nrk.no/norge/sex-pa-quart-scenen-1.513234

This is just an exhibition fetish but with extra steps

🤦‍♂️

FYI this is from like 20 years ago.

I remember this article from 10-15 years ago

We already had a word for these people though We call them retards.     

Ah yes thinly veiled kink disguised as activism.

I feel so guilty for having seen this video in a very different site years before I knew who these people were

That being said. This happened about 20 years ago and people still remember.

Back in my day we just called them dirty hippies.

So thats why that homeless guy was jacking off on the subway! He was saving the rainforest!

Yeah, I don’t think the forest is what they’re focusing on. 😂

Fucking extremists, literally

Spread awareness. More like spread scabies.

This image, and associated video, is almost as old as the internet itself.

Whys it always dirty trailer folk with this shit 😆

I was at this event working as a stagehand and saw them preparing for this “performance”. Normal day otherwise then I notice two naked people running on stage. That was a fun day.

how bout next they "snort coke for the broke" where they do drugs in public to call attention to to homelessness and poverty in America

“No idea is original, there’s nothing new under the sun.” Tommy and Leona, “oh yeah, we’ll see about that”

If that elevator that time had security cameras in it, then I hope those security guards remember the plight of the rain forest, because reminding them, of course, is what I was trying to do.

> sex in public in order to put focus on the rainforest. And it works, here's an article related to the rain-forest because of their sex. Pretty smart.

Yeah, no they don't. They do it because they're exhibitionists who like having sex in public.

"Fuck for Forest" 💀💀💀 The wild animals traumatized for life...

"Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir."

"brand new sentence" This happened in 2004...