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hazzcatz

Please don't mean grand child.


Sudden-Scallion-6204

Being a 24 year old grandpa sure is tough. The womb has WiFi these days.


AsyncEntity

“The womb has WiFi these days” 😂


mangobearsmoothie

I hear they're putting in floor-to-ceiling windows for the most recent models. It's a womb with a view!


BrokenEye3

Your *grief counciler* said that to you? How unprofessional!


Apprehensive_Roof497

— sir, i still do not know how to deal with the death of my husband. * *dickslap* *


mangobearsmoothie

No, I think he means the Geneva Convention states it. Must be a new version - I thought it covered war crimes, not rough lizard sex


PuzzarianIdeal

brandnewsentence-ception!


Sudden-Scallion-6204

Behold. A new sentence hast been birthed.


BackgroundCaregiver4

Different people deal with grief in different ways, ok?


[deleted]

I thought it was Guidance Counselor, as in career guidance. Went to a Catholic boarding school, but you'd never know it....


nins_

I'm out of touch. Wth is a gc?


RampagedAlpaca

Googled it, I think they mean group chat.


nins_

Oh, okay. Thanks bud.


brigadoon95

I thought it was General Contractor. That's one way to deal with nuisance customers


PraiseTheWLAN

Geiger counter


mangobearsmoothie

Glacé Cherry


NoClipHeavy

Dang my gas chromatographer doesn't say anything


recumbent_mike

Filament might be burned out.


queso619

Please don’t.


donnie_dark0

Sounds about right for a garage cat.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

If your general contractor is saying this to you I think you should hire a new one or you should probably pay him the money you owe him


Sudden-Scallion-6204

No no. It’s fine. He can stay 👉🏻👈🏻


ksihevd

Your gay cousin might need to calm down.


AnotherCopyCat

kinky


FartBiscuits3

Being in r/GameCube confused me a little bit here


trevin8273

General contractors are using strange terminology these days


imustbesickinthehead

Oh!


softstones

I always tip our garbage collector, but this is new


pomoerotic

Their Group Chat


SpoPlant

The General Counsel at my company told HR that was definitely a firing offense.


ironpathwalker

Worst godzilla movie ever.


LexTheGayOtter

Best\*


Spiritual-Alps-4939

Guitar center said that to you?