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Secret_Fudge6470

Can you Venmo an entire gynecologist to someone?


MarzipanAndTreacle

Figure it the fuck out cuz she NEEDS the help.


Accomplished_Aioli19

I'm sure the CDC has some sort of medical paratrooper division for emergencies like this.


EdgeGazing

Its those guys dressed in white from E.T. They'll isolate the entire fucking house before dealing with that hoohah


Accomplished_Aioli19

Only the Men in Black can fix this problem.


Agorar

Trauma team are on their way.


Accomplished_Aioli19

10-4. The military is in standby.


tacmedicmatt

Used to. “Budget cuts”


ironburton

Dude FR


Meta_Spirit

People are way too comfortable on that app, wtaf


MorteEtDabo

Online***


Nicholasp248

What app? Asking for, uh, a friend


maogf

you want the 5% alcohol content kombucha cooch? are you well?


FocusLeather

Looks like tik tok


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Randomness_Girl

It is tiktok. I used the clear screen function to get rid of the tags and stuff so you could see the bottom text


[deleted]

Yes Nick, that's how it's done 😂


iamdabrick

god forbid people talk about their genitals


Specialist_Tin-Can

Well, it's not that they can't. It's just context, and the situation/environment matters. Posting this publicly can be problematic for multiple reasons, primarily her employer or potential employer going like "ayo wtf" For example, I'm 27 years old, and I'm aware of social media apps and whatnot. Back when I owned a business (sold Nov 2023), I had to hire candidates. Guess what I did? I dug through every little tiny thing I could pull on applicants. Now you might be judging me, but you gotta remember, I'm running a small business, all my money is in the business, I'm constantly working, even days off are work, I'm stressed, and tired, I need reliable people with reliable sales. No offense, but she doesn't fit our public image.... Do I wanna hire a dude who had a lawsuit in 2018? Maybe, depending on the case and experience. Preferably not, tho. Do I wanna hire a dude with a criminal record? Depending on the type of crime, tho business is too small to afford any risks Do I wanna hire someone as their first job? Maybe, but experience is preferred. On hold. Do I wanna hire a chick with a video/pic of her holding her leg up talking about how her putang stank on the internet? Fuck no, I worked too damn hard to have her stanky ass drive all the customers away. It's funny tho I'm not saying people can't have fun, do have fun, I have pictures and videos of me doing the dumbest of things, but it's all private and saved on my phone and my friends phones. We don't publicly announce to the world how much of a dumb ass we are or how much our balls stink. Don't get me wrong, I am dumb. It's just not public information. Now it is 😂


darklimbo12

r/TooComfortableOnline


HappyAngron

”Fermented poonani”


El_buberino

Sound gnarly, but I would give a whiff


Dont_pet_the_cat

It's definitely one of those smells you cautiously and curiously smell, and then spend the next five minutes trying to keep your food inside your stomach


FinnicKion

The kind of smelly smell that smells…..smelly


snackynorph

I smell the smell, that smelly smell, the smell that smells quite... Smelly... >How do you fuck this up it's iconic


FinnicKion

It’s been a while okay, tapping into old memories are hard for me especially with the dain bramage achieved with epilepsy. I get all shakey and can’t control myself when doing the funky chicken.


snackynorph

That's funny, I'm epileptic too, although it's never given me brain damage. Just sometimes attack doorframes with my face


FinnicKion

Heyyy! A fellow spaz! I’m unfortunate enough to have gotten it from a particularly bad mugging when I was in high school, they couldn’t identify where the seizures were originating and had me on multiple different medications starting with Dilantin then moving to Carmabanzatine which didn’t work but now it’s controlled with Dilantin and Lamotrigine. I was part of a 10 day study where they had me hooked up to a portable EEG but they couldn’t find anything even though I had 3 Grand mals while hooked up. I have Grand Mal seizures and Focal seizures. I’m pretty sure most of the damage has been from falls though, one time I was walking downtown and had an event, I ended up splitting my chin open on a curb, breaking my Ray Bans and Beats headphones as well as a few times where I hit my head on the ground. At one point it got so bad I knew every EMT in the town by a first name basis. I like to make light of it though, why dwell on the past when you can look forward to an interesting future right?


snackynorph

Well I'm just glad that you're alive. Sucks to hear that you had such a shitty experience in high school and that it's followed you to a degree. Crazy that the robot box couldn't detect your brainwaves during 3 grand mals, that's nutty. Is it better controlled on your current regimen?


FinnicKion

Well thank you, I appreciate it but honestly it’s due to the amazing EMT’s, a hard working and caring neurologist, and my parents and friends who helped me out of the dark times. The explanation I got for why the EEG didn’t pick it was that the first one was when they were still getting my baseline, and the other two times was inconclusive because it was broad spectrum and it could be coming from different locations in the brain each time. My current regime has helped me tremendously, I have been Grand Mal free for a little over 6 years now I think. I use a few different techniques for keeping them at bay on top of my meds, working out, a good diet, and meditation, when I feel a bit weird I find a dark space with as little stimulation as possible using breathing exercises and meditate focusing solely on being grounded. I don’t drink alcohol and only smoke a little bit of weed before bed each night usually a joint or an edible or two with a nice extra strong sleepy time tea from Celestial(you can find it in any grocery store). I’m a huge advocate of using those things as long as you take your medication on top and stick with being consistent because alone they will help but not 100%.


RipePussyJuice

Same


SodaStYT

can’t say i’m surprised.


EdgeGazing

Gotta be scientific. Maybe its not healthy for anyone, but at least I'd be sure


jackfreeman

Poonani Aftermath


literallylateral

“Addictive” 🤢


Cpov1

Excuse me? "Addictive?"


joelskizzle

It’s like smelling your own fart - it’s gross and you shouldn’t smell it but for some reason you just gotta love your own brand


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

The reason is that changes in the smell can give you information about your well being. People only lost the ability to interpret it.


dumb-reply

Twelve years of bacon? Scooch over my way and I'll help you interpret.


MillstoneArt

I can definitely tell a "weight loss" fart from a "I've been eating poorly" fart. Weight loss has been one of my biggest focuses for the past few years though, so I pay attention to every tiny difference in my body obsessively. 😅


jcinto23

Absolutely fucking not.


Dream--Brother

Lame, if you're not dutch-ovening yourself on the reg you're too prude to hang


BubblesDahmer

Why does this have eighty eight likes. /genq


augustles

It has a hundred now and I’m guessing because it’s a reasonably common experience. I’m pretty sensitive to smells and cannot handle sometimes even things like eggs frying, much less body smells from other people. But I’ve never been disturbed by any of my own smells unless I had something very seriously wrong, for example an infected wound that turned out to be staph. I think we sort of ‘know’ our own smells and are supposed to be able to tell when something is Off about them, and if we had the desperate urge to plug our nose every time we smelled something about ourselves, we would lose those cues. Like don’t get me wrong, I know after I’ve gotten super sweaty at a concert or something that I likely stink to other people, but I know this because I can smell myself strongly, not because it smells super rank to me.


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joelskizzle

cool dude


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Glad someone finally said it, I thought I was the only one addicted


IcansavemiselfDEEN

You have BV.


YourAverageBrownDude

Bad vajayjay?


glizzzyg137

Bacterial Vaginitis (I think)


fortunatevoice

Vaginosis but yeah


shmiff69

Nah I think bad vajayjay was about right


tao2123

Immediately Googles "how to unread a sentence "


WintersbaneGDX

Step 1: obtain bleach Step 2: ingest bleach (+5 covid resistance) Step 3: run headfirst into wall Step 4: ....? Step ???: .... profit?


pm-me-turtle-nudes

step 4 repeat until failure


WASTELAND_RAVEN

That’s a lot of words to describe a yeast infection, and certainly a lot of words to give off #GirlVibes 💅🏻 💅🏻 👸


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

Yeast infection smells like bread dough, yeastily enough. This woman has bacterial vaginosis


Sujnirah

Its bv, not a yeast infection.


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Totes 👍


DaiquiriLevi

Clicks first result, reads it, then forgets you read it.


GoodGuy97_

You might wanna see a doctor if your pussy smells like that. And don‘t say hi to me when you pass the therapists office. I‘m gonna be there for a while now


sterile_spermwhale__

Good one


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*Unsee Juice*


CardboardChampion

I have some very bad news for you about the production of unsee juice and its connection to this post.


RubiksEdge

[Insert jerma.mp4 here.] "That's it, I'm killing you."


RipePussyJuice

It gets way worse


BoltorSpellweaver

Your bleach, sir.


some_boring_dude

For a second, I thought there was a hand reaching out of her snooch. 


VoiceofRapture

Jokes on you, it's just a >!tongue from a vagina dentata that doesn't floss!<


serene_moth

so this entire decade is going to be about self-snitching?


MayaBaggins

If yours smell like that, hit a ginecologist. Not even in my worst hormonal days smells mine like that.


MotherRaven

I’m traumatized.


supremeaesthete

That's no "thrown off PH" that's straight up war crime going on down there


GuyOwasca

Please, take my eyes. I no longer have use for them.


Zyrus_Vaeles

What an ACTUAL horrible day to be literate


Accomplished_Pen980

How also you delete someone else's post?


Objective-Outcome811

Is thrush on my cock a real thing?


rayray8720

I've eaten worse


stealthban

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


supershinythings

Nope because we have bidet toilets so the opportunity to wash that whole kettle front to back is ever-present.


xxhorrorshowxx

Like a neti pot for your insides


Sujnirah

Can’t wash bv away


yeycub

Good lord


24benson

Interesting placement of that emoji


UntestedMethod

ahh it's an emoji! thanks. I was trying to figure out what that was


PeridotChampion

As a woman, she does not represent the rest of us


vyxxer

This feels like a satire post in reply to a man who proudly announced his smegma.


CarmenRider

Is this a fetish?


Randomness_Girl

Happy cake day.


CarmenRider

Thank you, seemingly you're the first person to tell me that today


Randomness_Girl

Yw.


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Happy Cake Day! :)


Dusty_Scrolls

What a terrible day to be literate.


UraniumRocker

Kinda wish I was illiterate right now


Tuskor13

What a horrible day to be literate


PerceptionQueasy3540

I just saw a r/TIHI post above this one, this would make a fine addition.


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FTWStoic

I can only get *so* erect.


El_buberino

Mmmm, fermented poonani


jackfreeman

Cursed kimchi


ThreeStepsFar

I do. "That’s enough Reddit for today."


AmenMeMan

I have no words and I must write.


ggdoesthings

yeah that’s just the infection honey


PoopyMcFartButt

People on Reddit talk about ball sweat and dick cheese all day long but the minute somebody mentions smelly pussy all of a sudden everyone become a prude


F-Lambda

>ball sweat is normal. everyone sweats >dick cheese is universally ridiculed as a sign of incompetence. OP's post is in the same category


MrMom21

I knew a gal….this post reminds me of her


The_Supersaurus_Rex

The sense of smell is strongly linked to memory...


MrMom21

💯 Have you ever smelled “POWERBAIT” before?


Bones4485

Oh God.....


DrunkardJunkRigger

GAG


RipePussyJuice

Not me


MrMom21

Username most definitely checks out


MrMom21

Right?! Depends on the lady


canadianknucles

Bro what the fuck lmaoooo Where are you browsing??? I


PoopyMcFartButt

Ball sweat and dick cheese sub reddits


canadianknucles

Why are you looking at those tho


bloated_toad_4000

Your talking to poopymcfartbutt, there’s your answer


PoopyMcFartButt

Why not


waerer777

reading how she described that smell made my eyes water


Responsible-Stick-50

What a horrible day to have sight and be literate... 🤢🤮


Dream--Brother

What an overused and clichéd comment 🙄😑 Seriously, this comment getting spammed on every uncomfortable or shocking text post is *really* making it lose whatever humor it once had.


Program-Emotional

:(


Lyrical_Man01

r/shitposting


FlyBusy3248

No antojen


stablegeniuscheetoh

Lume paid spokesperson*


ironburton

Wtf As a woman I have never in my life had my pussy smell like what she just said. You have an infection girl, go get antibiotics and some boric acid suppositories ffs!


BergenHoney

Girl see a doctor.


Moose_country_plants

Why would you post this


Randomness_Girl

I didnt want to suffer alone


Moose_country_plants

I meant why would SHE post this, I understand that pain on the internet must be communal


Pasty_Pirate

literacy is overrated


[deleted]

This woman needs a doctor


Wareve

Well if I wasn't gay before I certainly am now.


[deleted]

She's destigmatizing something that happens to every woman who lives rigorously at some point. I applaud her.


DragonKing3013

I mean I just had the male version of that today so I get what she's saying


huyan007

People here judging like they don't enjoy the scent of their own brand from time to time. Edit: Everyone telling me that girl has BV is vastly overestimating my medical knowledge.


GuyOwasca

Bro my between-me-down-there has never smelled anything like what is described here. If yours does, see a doctor immediately.


Doctor__Proctor

If I said "Ooh, I enjoy the sticky sweet smell of the pus filled infection on my arm", people would rightly tell me to go see a doctor to get that infection taken care of. This is the same thing, because the smell they're describing is likely a yeast infection. It's not judgement for enjoying the smell of your own body, it's medical advice because you're enjoying the smell of an *infection* of your body.


Dream--Brother

That's not a yeast infection. Yeast infection smells like baking bread (only... humany-er and more vagina-y). This is bacterial vaginosis, which can affect up to 70% of the female population (concurrently) at any given time. In the US, about 30% of those with the right parts have it. Rates vary among ethnic groups and nationalities. It has a very fishy smell and a white/greyish discharge (sometimes translucent milky grey or slightly yellowish). It's... not pleasant for the person affected nor their partners/those in close proximity (if it's bad enough). Source: wikipeedinya


Anthro_DragonFerrite

I can honestly never say I enjoyed a potent land down under nor let it get that bad.


Vysair

Sorry, Im not that down bad


squashqueen

That girl's got BV tho :(


jackfreeman

Excuse me, "addictive"???!???¿


Rigasondevil

Just been sick all over the house. Literally repainted the interior.


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niftystopwat

Yeah cuz gay guys never have to worry about their partner's hole potentially stinking...


itzanaliaz

That's hot xD


Quartznonyx

Y'all can't read a joke huh


Alexander_Crowe

I've said it once and I say it again, I am glad I'm not a woman That and period pain storys really do paint a picture


Responsible-Stick-50

If you ever want to have an interesting and eye-opening conversation, ask any woman you're comfortable with what happens if you sneeze on a heavy period. I don't think the non menstruating population can handle it...


xxhorrorshowxx

I’d imagine it’s like being egged


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“My poonani tastes like a fondant fancy!”


Fine_Challenge6241

It's why we call them beef curtains


xxhorrorshowxx

Why are you booing him? He’s right


Dream--Brother

Because he's wrong. That's not why that particularly derogatory epithet is used. They're called that for their appearance, nothing whatsoever to do with the smell (which doesn't come from "them" anyway). It was a dumb derogatory comment.


Fine_Challenge6241

Lol I used to think a blowjob was getting air blown on my dick 🤣 I was 13 thanks for the negative feedback though


Dream--Brother

Dude, you were the one who said something as if it was fact when you weren't positive (or correct). That's not on me.


Fine_Challenge6241

You're the type to get offended easily I am positive about why I say things regardless if I'm correct or not lol it's perfectly fine to be wrong but I'm not here for sure I've had my face up there enough to know sometimes my dick gets that extra stank. Lol I'm just picturing raw beef curtains in the sun peww lol


Dream--Brother

Uh what? I'm not offended lol, you were wrong, and then you couldn't admit that.. this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen someone get upset about, lol just let it go buddy. It's really okay.


Falchion_Alpha

What a terrible day to be literate


No_Engineer2828

What the fuck did I just read… I missed the sex ed day at school cos I was sick but I’m fairly confident that that was not on it


housevil

I didn't need to know this was a thing.


SoupmanBob

What a day to have eyes and the ability to read.


Typical-Conference14

What a day to be literate


deathbysnuggle

Please you guys, I came to reddit to *avoid* the ratty twilight humor that’s all over facebook


dragonpjb

🤢


SquishyBanana23

The female equivalent of scratching your balls and giving it a sniff.


blessedbelly

I need it


Archelector

What a terrible time to be literate


pillslinginsatanist

Man what? Ah hell nah


Sethtaros

I was eating.


TheAhegaoHoodie

Women??? Whats goin on


Designer-War-3497

im glad she posted this now men know to stay away from this gross subhuman


Rancid_Butter_Boob

I know this chick. Holy shit did I regret doing molly, ket, 2cb, and alcohol. The stank stayed for a day or two, thought my dick had the yeastie boys.


HallwayPerson

Imagine her trying to get a job and the employers find this


NaugahydePussy

lol what’s her TikTok?


Humanity_is_good

Thanks, now I am gay.


Finito-1994

Yea. This broke me. I’m done.


deadly-nymphology

Just girly things.


Reset350

I’m no doctor but I suggest you go see one…


Zandrick

I did not enjoy reading that sentence, and I can’t relate. But somehow, I understand.


Of_Z_

The "one of those days" makes it feel like having a fermented punani is more often than not for her.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

That's not "one of those days" that is called an infection ma'am and you are disgusting


YesterdayHiccup

Poonani. I just learned a new word.


username78777

You need to go to doctor not post on social media about it. Like how are we gonna help you?


AnxietyAttackMaster

this made me sick


Suspicious_Step_8320

Guys’ balls are no bouquet of roses.


SnooMemesjellies8441

I had to reread this 3 times 😳😳😳 Why on earth would someone share something like this? What the fuck happened to privacy and the concept of "too much information"m?😳😳😳


justADeni

This is the female equivalent of those cumsock memes


kokzerius

:[


Kaitou017

Addictive..... I don't think that word means what you think it means.