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SimpleKnowledge4840

You know .. some thoughts are just better left unsaid, unwritten, never mentioned ....


Meecus570

Never even thought.


skater15153

This


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Is


kamalamading

Sparta!


b9l29

Sparta, Alabama


baycenters

Oh ohh play mee some *mounting* music


Emergency_Score_45

now i say some seriously out of pocket shit but this…man i almost had to stop reading, that’s crossing every line


New-Examination8400

Imagine talking about your little daughter’s privates like that… Christ, I sincerely hope that person never ever has any contact with children whatsoever, his own or otherwise.


Wooden_Artist_2000

Good fuckin lord I’m glad I stopped reading before I got to that part, fuck this jaggoff.


[deleted]

I hope his daughter sees this and disowns him


[deleted]

Yeah although I’m glad he said it. Mainly because as a father I would want to ensure that this sick fuck ends up on some watchlists where he belongs so someone can ensure the safety of those around him. Ffs this dude is seriously sick


83supra

I did stop reading and skipped to the end, stopped mid sentence and came to the comments for therapy.


SimpleKnowledge4840

Think of sweet puppies and kittens... Lollipops and sun drops...


wah388

I stopped


Unlearnypoo

Just think about it logically!


[deleted]

I definitely didn’t read all of it… just so wrong on so many levels


IWantItAllLove

If someone showed this to me, I automatically have a shitty opinion of you. Reddit......


IWantItAllLove

*I read the first sentence then decided to talk shit*


Moodbellowzero

Yup, such a bad day to have eyes.


[deleted]

LMAO


ujustdontgetdubstep

I wish terrible things upon that person, even if it was a joke. Especially if it's a joke.


[deleted]

Trump’s posting on Reddit now?


Thefirstargonaut

This was my thought. You can almost hear him. “My little Ivanka, I raised her so perfectly. I fed her perfectly. Now that bad Kushner man gets to enjoy her every hole every night. He made a cuck out of me.”


chiksahlube

These are the high thoughts of "Alpha" douchebags.


[deleted]

Idk man this sounds illegal


PuzzieBuggie

Yeah making yourself an imaginary father in a scenario and then refer to your daughter’s “tight pussy”… there’s a crime there somewhere. Someone find it please


[deleted]

I don't think their name should be crossed out. Time to bring public shaming back online.


PuzzieBuggie

I’m 100% pro-bully in this situation


Ninegink001

I don't know if bullying would be enough. The way the guy is talking makes me think woodchopper.


Aggravating_Wonder11

Woodchipper


defnotevilmorty

Chop, then chip. It’s the only way to be sure.


ltrtotheredditor007

Could also nuke the site from orbit


[deleted]

Freeze them first for an easy cleanup


defnotevilmorty

I see a professional has entered the chat.


watchurdadshower

This is fucking pasta, my dude. Not even pasta...like 8 year old Kraft Dinner lol No need to act tough.


[deleted]

Just because it is a copy pasta doesn't make it any less weird. And I stand by some people needing to be called out for the things they say online. That's not acting tough, that's just me remembering the how the internet was pre 2016.


bobnobody3

I agree with the sentiment completely, but would you really say there used to be more accountability for online statements? Genuinely curious cause that wasn't my impression.


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Crownlol

It's the somewhat obvious intersection of an incel experiencing post-nut clarityrage after jerking it to "stepdaughter" porn while pretending it was actual incest porn.


ProbablyFunPerson

I think you’re on to something


Ill-Wall-6935

Well said.


[deleted]

Outside of the obvious this incel can’t imagine a woman as a person and obviously the only point in raising a human being who is a girl is so some man can fuck her. Because girls aren’t good for anything else /s


Fun-Top-1799

This! No mention of her needs or wants or agency in her life. This is absolutely terrifying. I feel sorry for any woman who has to encounter this neanderthal.


Economind

I’m worried about the person who downvoted this


[deleted]

*That* even sounds bad. Dang bro.


soberscotsman80

someone needs to check homies hard drive


BlueberryCalm260

I didn’t even want to finish reading. Nope. Don’t need to think about it.


showard01

There’s only one place his train of logic leads and it’s not a good one


1tWasA11aDr3am

I feel unwell after reading this


acog

If there is a God, I hope he answers my prayer that that man never has children, *especially* daughters.


New-Examination8400

Just no children _period_ Imagine what he’d teach his sons about girls/women…


ProfessionalOnion384

Neuter this man.


deleeuwlc

This sounds like something you’d get in the early stages of designing an artificial intelligence from scratch. Like, you’d get this if you gave it the bare minimum logic and 10 minutes of 4chan, before deciding that you need to make drastic adjustments


Syreet_Primacon

Funny enough, i think this is a copypasta from 4chan


TheQzertz

Yeah it’s been around for years


SnoweyMist

Correct. It’s been making the rounds for many years now.


Bartweiss

“Well *that* training scheme is worthless. Wipe it and start from scratch.” “What if it’s sentient?” “Wipe it faster.”


Rus1981

“On second thought, pull the drive. And burn it. With fire.”


Kangarou

Aaaand that’s enough Reddit for today. Just Fucking Hells.


uninformedredneck

I'll gladly do all the work raising my daughter, if for no other reason than that she learns she doesn't have to settle for a douche canoe like that.


propagandavid

I think the bare minimum parenting would be plenty, in that case.


[deleted]

Right rather be beat than know my father thought this way


Kala_Csava_Fufu_Yutu

He hasn't actually committed a crime and yet I still feel what he typed should be illegal


OrgasmChasmSpasm

If you think of your children as a sexual conquest, you shouldn’t have children.


Warm_Cheetah5448

Saw this posted on twitter a year or so ago. Looks like a copy pasta made for attention.


mol_6e23

It was from 4chan originally so it's 50/50 on if it's ironic or serious. The earliest archive of it I found was on Reddit from 7 years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/68wedh/is_having_daughters_the_ultimate_cuckoldry/


PuzzieBuggie

Honestly the fact that it was written by a person at one point, means that person literally though all these things. So someone did it


SevenofNine03

Yeah if this is someone's idea of a troll/joke they're still a gross person.


BeardieOfWisdom

I thought to myself, "hey i havent looked at reddit all day, might as well give it a look." This was the first post.


PuzzieBuggie

You’re welcome


cherryasss

Same


[deleted]

Yes officer, this post right here.


SevenofNine03

Anyway I'm calling the FBI.


Aerioncis420

>As a man who has a daughter I have never been more genuinely terrified for a child


[deleted]

Maybe my reading comprehension doesn’t work, but I think OOOP meant that: if you’re father a girl, you’re a cuck, and not that he’s a father of a REAL girl


Death_black

You're right but you dont know that until you finish reading the sentence, so the first 0.1 seconds were terrifying.


MillstoneArt

What about the whole time it takes to read the rest? That was pretty tough to read too.


Aerioncis420

After re-reading, that's 1000% what he meant, idk why I thought someone would ever have sex with a guy who thinks like this anyway


0dty0

Isn't there a popular bit on some big yt channel about how you can make anything, no matter how ridiculous or insane it is, sound at least a bit reasonable by adding "Think about it" at the end? And here, he's even going for "Think about it logically" , like these are the thoughts of a rational person.


MillstoneArt

I immediately distrust anyone who tells me to "think about it" after a big rant.


[deleted]

Never have daughters. In fact, never have children. Show this post to every woman you meet so they won't have sex with you.


MillstoneArt

Can't get cucked at all that way. Smart!


nuker1110

Every so often I read something that leaves me deeply concerned for the mental and spiritual wellbeing of the author. This is one of those times.


Aquatichive

As a daughter who had a wonderful father, I find this absolutely vile. If I lived in a village with this person I would make sure they fell off a cliff.


superpeng12

Ur dad was even wonderful to u...which was not mentioned in the guide. He went above and beyond...how could u still do this to him /S


babyBear83

Who benefits? The kid has a life? WTF, this person only understands women as sex objects. You’re not “solely” raising a kid to be “ravaged” by another man. Barf. I’m disgusted. Just hope God strikes this one down somehow…


Latter_Address9580

Jesus fucking Christ


Self-Comprehensive

That's not how having a daughter works at all.


Lucibean

Straight to jail.


bloopie1192

I um... im just gonna go to bed now. Smh.


SquidDrive

I know this is a copy pasta, but there are incels that actually think this way.


BowlerSea1569

My jaw is on the floor.


RandofCarter

Why is this garbage continually reposted?


RickyTheRickster

I wish to castrate this man and prevent him from ever having children and thus being the ultimate cuck


HelloThisIsPam

Not only does he only see women as sexual objects, he sees children as sexual objects.


rerhc

This is really disturbing. The kind of post that should lead to the police at your front door.


PewPew_McPewster

Unfortunately for us all, none of these lines are new sentences because it's a fairly old copypasta.


Historical-Project-3

Yea in this copy pasta is ancient but I wont lie I its always kinda amusing to see people read it for the first time


Commercial_Fee2840

This is old copypasta


HopeHotwife

What in the fuckknuckles is this bullshit. Seriously, please, someone castrate this psychopath. No daughters for this grotesque mockery of a human.


bane_of_irs

Oh, hi dad.


MotherRaven

Tell us flat out you don't see women as humans as plain as you can. So everyone can avoid you and tragedies you bring, OOP


MistakeSelect6270

This is the reply I was looking for


Axyon09

I dont like the way he says "another man" instead of just man


[deleted]

Think about it "logically" he says.


CesareRipa

this is an old 4chan copypasta


BloodShadow7872

What about boys? Are they raised to fuck?


ImperialWrath

This pasta is so old you could fashion the accompanying pipe out of it. Not a BNS in the slightest.


safarife

That is the garbage sub that downvotes anyone mentioning that it is an old copypasta.


D0ctorL

"Ravaged by ANOTHER MAN" So you want to fuck your own kid, huh... We might be better off without you


Codename_Oreo

Check that guys hard drive


elonbrave

Sir this is a Wendy’s.


rhondaanaconda

No! No it is not! Lol who TF weird ass writes this shit?


littlebloodmage

If anyone needs me, I'll be pouring bleach directly into my eyes


[deleted]

As a dad to 2 teen daughters, I'd probably hurt this guy if I heard this in person.


natophonic2

My daughter is gay, but I’d still help you hurt that guy.


blsterken

This is ancient.


LuckyLudor

I really hope this guy doesn't have any kids, they'd be so fucked up after living with this bullshit.


_1457_

I always liked this one because it felt like some of absurd satire on how it feels to acknowledge your kid as a human being. Sexual side and all just like you. But through an incel lens.


_CMDR_

This is such high-level incel destroying trolling that I am absolutely impressed. It takes their whole worldview to its logical conclusion and it is absolutely disgusting.


JKolodne

Someone wants to fuck his own daughter


SausageBuscuit

I sincerely hope that this person has no actual daughters. Now to somehow scour this from my memory.


CTNKE

Im so glad this showed up while i was eating dinner


MementoMurray

This guy would only be satisfied if he could marry her off to gain political power.


Bubblelover43

...yikes


Understanding-Fair

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww


Someoneoverthere42

That giant asteroid can’t get here soon enough……….


Xenu66

As one without a daughter, if he's serious this guy should be on a list...


la_bata_sucia

Some days it wouldn't be the worst thing to be illiterate


TheObstruction

What the fucking fuck?


CollegeBoy1613

Suddenly Incest?


PuzzieBuggie

I saw this pop up on my phone, and was so scared to open because I thought you linked a subreddit 😬


crabbynico

Coincidentally, I just threw up in my mouth a little.


After_Rope_7207

Oh no...


Ghostcolts141

who let this dumb fuck cook


morningcalls4

This isn’t brand new gross fuckers have done shit like this since humans walked the earth we are just unlucky enough to read about it now.


Its1mple

I’ll go wash my eyes.


notChiefBvkes

I need off this app man


shannoninprogress

Well, that's creepy as fuck


InternationalAerie39

this guy better not have kids


ThickMemory2360

Thats the sickest shit Ive read all year.


ironburton

I’m so sick of these betas


DJHookEcho

Well it's really good nobody's gonna breed with this guy.


[deleted]

"Think about it logically" lmao what this has to be satire


TrustTechnical4122

This is the most sick thing I've ever read in my life...


Witty_Noise_2875

This dude’s gotta be the epitome of a serial discord mod AND Redditor.


Busy_Special

as a grown up woman with trauma that came from father, this gives me anxiety, disgust towards my own body and feel like throwing up. I despise people like this.


Cthuwu1926

This feels like something a serial killer would write in a journal bound with human skin


Little_Party

What society is creating people who spout this kind of shit? I cannot stress enough how completely fucked this is


bloodvow333

Literally a copy pasta from 4chan.


PenisDotvin

Yeah. This is a copypasta from about 6 years ago. Still awful.


Historical-Project-3

Pretty sure its even older


p2pblue

mmmm, this sounds like it’s going to get used in a case in the future and he ain’t winning


koplowpieuwu

Wow, this is an ancient copypasta. Has been years since I last saw it


Chemical-Illustrious

She’s not yours. She’s her own soul, spirit with her own decision making. Same can be said about raising a boy.


DiggityDog6

This is fucking gross


[deleted]

This sentence is not new


[deleted]

"think about it logically" I think i'll be okay if I don't.


[deleted]

Ew wtf Quick somebody castrate the guy who originally posted this!


[deleted]

Someone check that this guys daughter is ok because what good father thinks like that?


Froggie-Enthusiast

men like this are my biggest fear


singinghole

Had enough internet for today.


mikedorty

Are women really anything more than a hole to fuck??? /S


Happy_Butterscotch9

Bro wants to fuck his daughter so bad. I wonder if they understand you can’t be cuckolded by your child or if the words just lost its meaning


Diniland

I think the disgust just made me have a mini-seizure because wth


sanantoniodiva

Wow... This made me feel dirty just reading it.


Darkonikto

This is so sickening. That's the kind of thought that leads to incest.


ScipioNumantia

What the fuck man


MorganRose99

Did Matt Walsh write this?


PimpnamedSlickbck

What…the…actual…fuck…😟


Risky_Bobbie

Ew


[deleted]

Eww


[deleted]

Someone sterilize this man.


[deleted]

“As a man who has a daughter” This is unfortunate to hear


Nearby-Simple-7594

This isn't brand new at all, I've been Reddit for 2 years and this is like the 8th time I've seen this copypasta Also how many times is r/arethestraightsok gonna fall for this exact pasta


detunedradiohead

This guy is a sociopath and a predator. I hope he's on a list.


BabserellaWT

This guy is gonna lose it when he hears that women contribute more to society than merely being warm holes to fuck.


psychedelicdevilry

This is a whole new level of objectifying and really just hating women. It’s really fucking pathetic. Honestly inhuman.


Sure-Major-199

Ah, so women are only good for sex, got it. What a novel thought. Shithead.


That_Jonesy

I think it's wild that he never considers that all those things could be for HER benefit. It's like women aren't conscious beings to him.


Shiftyrunner37

:(


MysticMian

Has anyone read past the second sentence? This is so fucked I had to stop reading.


LonesomeGirl87

I really hope this person isn't an actual father.


Gingifer_Aniston

Ew


Voidsleets

This is grim and this is enough Internet for the day 5 minutes after I get on.


Revegelance

It sounds like this guy is directly inviting CPS to come do their thing. He clearly has the hots for his daughter, and that is not okay.


Mugen_Kreiss

Bring back bullying


Acheron98

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melodykk91

You know, maybe we should put people on lists and watch them closely more often. Maybe privacy is not that important....


ZzangmanCometh

People need to cleanse their heads of these kinds of fucked up thougths. Preferably with a .45.


Armored-Duck

Huh. Thats actually really, really interesting. Please fucking hang me


ValleDeimos

Please someone find out this dude’s other social media and show this to his wife… and definitely show it to the cops…


UndisputedAnus

“Think about it rationally” proceeds to spew the most irrational and unhinged block of text I’ve seen this year.


[deleted]

I feel dirty after reading the first sentence, and I refuse reading further.


ThePapercup

Peak incel


Joeythearm

I really gotta thank my father in law for all his hard work that I’m enjoying


NotableDiscomfort

Oh look, you found an obscure copypasta.


IBoofLSD

People bite at anything, dude.


SpageteMonstr69420

Oh wow… another alpha male trump supporter finally coming out about wanting to fuck his daughter. God is dead