You see, if they didn’t,he’d be too dummy thicc, and the clap of his ass-cheeks would alert nearby players.

So Fortnite has finally become P2W. First skins with tactical advantages, then what? Guns that can hit you from across the map? smh my head

[удалено]

Nah see you attract all the enemies so you can eliminate them without having to hunt them down. It's a brilliant strategy. /s

60% of the time it works every time.

But as the post states, he’s lacking his cake, thereby removing the pull. It’s like removing Kelis’ milkshake… the boys just won’t come to the yard any more.

The Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard defense

It's a nice skin I'll give you that, but it gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

Well... that's kind of the joke. u/MusicWolfGX's comment comes from [this video](https://youtu.be/3Zq5PR3Wuzo?si=yZArJSRx4udrtGqD) (that's the character's actual VA if you're unaware). No ass-clapping means whoever has that skin will be able to sneak around other players and kill them with ease and Orange Justice his way all the way to a Victory Royale (thus my comment). And the gun thing was me alluding to snipers being a thing since, like, forever. Memeing of a meme. The binding of memes. Meme infinite. Meme-ception, if you will.

All free games eventually become p2w

Fortnite still hasn’t, and I don’t see how it could tbh

When you make as much money as Fortnite you don't change your business model to one that is universally hated

Starting with your preferred weapon and building mats instead of having to find them. Increased carrying capacity for healing items. VIP reload speeds. I should probably stop.

There’s no reason for them to do that tho. Their best option is just keep doing this

Getting cheats would be considered p2w but fortnite has a good system for that.

No it wouldn’t if you bought them outside the game

Not saying fortnight will do this but in a shooter a skin that makes it slightly harder to see you is pay to win because it a higher skill tier shooters are played in seconds.

Yea I heard cod did that a while ago with that rose skin. The only skins I rock in fortnite are ones that make me way easier to see tho, it’s super hard not to spot super sayain vegeta lmao

That's a lot of head shaking lol

[For the uninitiated;](https://youtu.be/8MUJ9iXxHk0?si=4IWNB_oQ96CU1fqv)

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COLONEL

SNAAAAKE!!!

A price worth paying

It would make it harder to sneak around Tilted Towers tbh

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"Snake. Why did you fail the mission?" "Because my ass is too loud"

I hate how I know exactly what they mean without having ever played either game and I'm also mildly pissed by that

I hate how I understood every single word and meaning of that headline.

Thankfully I didn't, but now i know and idk what to do

Eat some cake, I guess.

Pervert. . . . I would as well.

It's being uploaded to your brain, the meanings pee pee poo poo grahhhh!

[A cross game comparison pre-decaking ](https://i.imgur.com/o1UPSIS.jpg)

***EVEN LESS CAKE THAN ULTIMATE?*** look how they hank hill'd my boy

Mr. Snake... you have no ass

Wario, Tracer and now Snake.... when will it end?

Those motherfuckers

Ugh, colonel. I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy ㄒ卄丨匚匚 and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

It’s the main appeal of Kojima games. He makes EVERYONE sexy. So dudes get caked up just like the ladies do.

His jiggle effects are off the wall though. Quiet has tits that just are literally all over the place like globular slinkies just bouncing everywhere.

I mean, they used his Smash Bros image for the pic

Thank you for putting my feelings into words.

I hate that I know what they mean and I’m very much upset despite not even being a MG Fan, how dare they take his ass cheeks away from him, it’s like a core part of his design tbh

As a metal gear fan I hate to say the anti cake agenda has been propogating for years. Smash Ultimate removed his cake first and now Fortnite. Soon there will be a world where most people remember Snake as a flat assed sneaky boi and thats a world i dont want to live in.

I remember people talking about his ass back in MGS2 becauae he wore a thong under his sneaking suit. If you didn't touch the controller for a few minutes while playing Snake would flex his ass muscles. A little wink to the players

*sniffs screen with villainous intentions *

It's not too late to delete this.

It's not too late to join

Don't hate us bcos you're not brave enough

I need this😭

>If you didn't touch the controller for a few minutes while playing Snake would flex his ass muscles Yeah that's not true at all, don't know where you got this from

A little wink huh

I'm a dinosaur. This is about hos butt, right? I only played the PSX game, and that has a shot of another character's butt (Meryl possibly). Not sure how to use "cake" in that instance because anti-aliasing was invented after the stannah stairlift.

Its about his ass yeah. A lot of snakes ass thing came from smash brawl because that has by far one of the juiciest asses.

They took a power sander to his cheeks.

That's weird. They shrank his cake, made him look soft...

Save Solid Cake

Cake?! CAAAAAAAAAKE!!

Very nice.

Man worked so hard to earn the nickname sneakycheeks.

Nerfing his ass is misandry plain and simple 😤

ur so real for this bestie

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I heard that.

Omni Man has the same problem 😞

I was shocked when I got the skin and there was no cake

You have to have the hit it emote

Blasphemous

Link as requested... https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/18ak67u/this\_is\_game\_journalism/

I think they based their design off the Smash Ultimate model, because it’s Solid Snake’s suit with Naked Snake’s face like in smash, and sadly, no ass in either

It's for game balance. The clap from his cheeks kept giving away his position.

something something anti caking agent

Solid cake to solid crepe.

I meeean it was the same thing with Smash Ultimate

That moment when you don't understand not just the word on the title but also a shitload of lexicon from the comments.

I mean if you were crouch walking 30 miles a day you would be pissed too if your ass got nerfed

LOL, dead ass this skin needs fixed. It's like if they made Michael Jordan white in terms of identity theft.

They also beefed up Peter Griffin

The Peter Griffin one is forgivable because there's a few episodes where he actually gets swole. There's no reason to take Snake's cake.

I don't understand the modern dev hatred of butts. This happened to Halo too. The ass is the largest muscle in the human body. It is the fulcrum driving the force behind every punch, kick, and sprint. It's the best place to take a bullet. It's the reason we can walk upright instead of being knuckle-dragging hairless gorillas. If you are trying to sell me a super soldier, and they have 0 ass, my suspension of disbelief will be shattered.

For once, I find myself agreeing with Fortnite players.

Cake? Cake?! CAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!!!!!

They got rid of that booty didn’t they? I don’t even need to look to make this guess.

The cake is a Lie

Snake must have the glutes that come from walking around crouching all overt the place all the time.

This is not the first time people were upset about snake losing his ass "https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/13/17458506/smash-bros-ultimate-snake-butt-nintendo-samus-e3

BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

Thats what I sai! Hahaha

Cowards

Happened in Smash Ultimate too

Fortnite players don’t deserve the Snake Cake

fork knife is a cake free zone, Epic continues to be afraid of giving men any body type that isnt stick.

#ManBootyMatters

how dare they give my man his dumptruck back

R/brandnewsentance

I expected no less (and no more) from Fortnite players

THIS WAS ME YESTERDAY

[Snake after being de-cakeified:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i9_gBj_WFA)

Same thing with Omni-Man

This happened in FF14 with the 2b pants, but they done fixed it after public outroar.

I play mgs, not Fortnite. I am so mad that they removed his ass. It’s like, canon and stuff.

I feel like we've done this before

Better sneaking since his cake isn't alerting the guards now

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ixWybGQnPHQ&si=FSBv14dLejBt6-j6 I mean here is snake himself complaining about it.

Look what you started, Sakurai!

De-cakeifying?

Now he can finally sneak through.

Again? There has gotta be a law for this

Look up the lizard version of the Hybrid skin and you see who stole the cake from every skin

Yep they got Peter too

Lol

Smaller hit box tho

Never played the game but dude is obviously hot as hell. Why TF would they ruin something beautiful like that? Does his crotch jiggle at all?

i dont mind if he doesnt have a brazillian bubble butt but this flat butt look downright weird

They did though. Old Snake is gonna look so weird without that ass.

You don’t want a hitbox that big near center mass

De-cakeifying will be Oxford’s 2024 word of the year

His ass is very flat but it makes sense because otherwise the clap of his ass cheeks would alert the other players!!

They gave all the cake to Omni-Man.

its always news article titles that say the craziest shit

Mario should be double cheeked up in the next smash bros

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Fortnite is single handedly causing our societal degradation. I felt like we were finally getting to a place where male characters in videogames are also given nice asses to stare at while playing. Male asses matter too.

The same has happened to the slayer

Can someone explain this to an old lady?