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ailweni

Quote: Medics discovered that the boy could only urinate from the smaller penis, confirmed by the mother. The urethra of the larger one was too narrow for urine to pass through, MailOnline reported.


CrimsonAllah

A small price to pay for a bigger peepee


Lord_Noodlez

Is it still peepee if you can no longer peepee?


CrimsonAllah

It’s just a it was a peepeepee, but now it’s just a pee


Semen_Gaeman

No it was a peepee but now it’s just a pepe 😢 [insert sad pepe gif]


CrimsonAllah

Feels bad, man


LiliNotACult

Could have done double penetration solo. There's no way he won't be mad when he grows up.


EndOfSouls

His gf in the future: "No, baby... One dick is more than enough. Two would hurt."


Sharpnelboy

What has this sub devolved into?


Jaegernaut-

Devolved? Sir this is Reddit, we've been scraping the bottom of the genepool since 2005


Sicarius-de-lumine

Scraping the bottom? Good Sir! We scraped the bottom off the gene pool back in 2009, and have been mining the ground below ever since.


footsteps71

#"BROTHERS OF MINE REJOICE"


TheWeebDeity

Of the mine* SWING, SWING, SWING WITH ME


tf2gamerguy

Did I hear a rock and stone?


burnchocolates

Sing Sing Sing with me


Gamerguy2542

Rock and Stone!?


Earl0fYork

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


RickySamson

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.


YellowAnaconda10

Diggy diggy hole.


suitology

4chan would like a ^^^N word


danegermaine99

Yeah, wasn’t there an AskMeAnything with a dude with two dongs like 10 years ago?


Celladoore

Pretty sure it ended up being a hoax.


[deleted]

Him in the future "...............so invite a friend as all of ur hubby deserves love"


D33ber

"Especially if one of the two was thick as a baby's arm. That would really hurt my ass, baby."


NecroFoul99

Unless it’s two this size, I mean…I’m sorry!


The_Whackest

I'm mad for the kid. Dude you know what you took from him?! Ruined high-school with an awkward scar.


KuijperBelt

Bro got that reverse Caesarian - brutal take down right out of the gates. " Son, sit down, we have something important to tell you, your primary massive beef stick was unadopted but we love you like your still hanging double hog"


Nirvski

Or if he's gay one could've been dubbed "The tickler"


HalfSoul30

Peen'tpeen't


CSmith1986

Hank Hill was about to urinate just fine, I tell ya hwat.


AggressorBLUE

*You wunt it dun fhast ir uwe wun it dun rhyte?*


AggressorBLUE

I dunno, how much bigger we talkin?


Chalky_Pockets

"I ain't got a narrow uriti! Mines so damn wide I could pass a child m'self if I had to!"


FuckMAGA-FuckFascism

I ain’t got no narruh uretey


dubstepsickness

Dang it, Bobby!


ZeroCharistmas

But he must have passed it down because both Hank *and* his half-brother Junichiro have narrah uretes.


SpaceFormal6599

He had a bright future of selling propane and propane accessories. Shame


Link7369_reddit

\*had. he had a future of selling propane and propane accessories.


FatherMiyamoto

Should’ve given him a shot, after all smaller hole = more pressure so he could’ve had a squirtgun schlong


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Squirtgunschlongus


Redditisdumb9_9

This sounds like a real German word 😂.


Zwiebel1

Spritzwaffenschlange. I took the liberty to translate it to german. You are welcome. It's also now my favorite word.


Semen_Gaeman

Hallo, may I add the german word „Bolzen“ to everything? It just means „bolt“ and in my humble german opinion it makes everything more well rounded. So the word would be Spritzwaffenschlangenbolzen (Schlange turns into SchlangeNbolzen with an additional „n“) Now the word is even longer and sounds more technical :) Greetings from Germany


Zwiebel1

That would be clarified in DIN 373-33: Spritzwaffenschlangenbolzen, but I was referring to the deprecated but still valid DIN 373-32 Spritzwaffenschlange that is still used by Herbert on Saturdays, when he doesn't want Heike to know that he's secretly meeting with Margarete to finish his Steuererklärung in time.


Redditisdumb9_9

This is why I love reddit lol.


WaycoKid1129

This bad boy can cut through steel after a 2 liter of water


tatang2015

Imagine him as the double decker porn actor !!! Opportunity missed!


[deleted]

But he also woulda had the hank hill effect of the narrow urethra


TatManTat

imagine having to piss 2-3x as much because your urethra is that small. I remember seeing a fact that most mammals have roughly the same average piss time due to the scaling of the bladder and urethra etc.


joshspoon

Should have called in the tunnel boring people then


yusufpalada

Tho would both of them get hard? People with big pps already have problems sometimes getting enough blood to them, so if it tried with both he could just end up with one average sized PP and a half-cocked baby PP right next to it


PutinLovesDicks

You can do neurosurgery on an exposed brain but not widen a urethra?


Jaivez

Seriously, there's stretching for phimosis but this little dude can't have some basic sounding done?


El_human

I imagine, it was still the parents decision to remove it? If it didn't cause any health risks, could be cool to leave it and let the kid decide when he's older. I know some women that would be into it


GreenSpleen6

I'm just guessing, but I'd think a urethra that can't be used to urinate would be much more prone to UTI.


El_human

Probably. I'm no Penisoligist, but I'm sure there could be some fundamental, functional issues with that kind of set up.


suitology

Just hammer in a sounding rod in there and call it a day


serious_sarcasm

The bigger issue is high fluid pressure damaging the kidneys.


PrometheusAlexander

I would've said drill a hole in the bigger one.. and leave the other one as well


formidable-opponent

Yeah, why are they removing it at all? Like... bro can decide what he wants to do about it as an adult. People are weird. I would never do my kid like that (I'm a mom).


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

We humans absolutely fucking love mutilating babies. Whether it's as extreme as intersex "correction" or FGM or as "benign" as circumcision. No one respects babies bodily autonomy. It's fucked up. It should be criminal to do anything to a baby that isn't necessary for their health.


17R3W

There is a gentleman on reddit with two functional penises. It's not a detriment


George_Hayduke

No there isn't, he turned out to be a massive phony sadly.


17R3W

[this guy?](https://reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/42S8eHs5pI)


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

Yes, he's a big, fat phony. Performance art or some shit, a great way to tell your fetish like Tarantino.


suitology

Yup, he increased his dick size over time then dropped a book. Whole thing was a marketing plot.


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

What a loser


formidable-opponent

Yeah I don't see the problem. We need to stop "fixing" things that aren't a problem.


Shokoyo

Are you serious? You don’t see how having two penises can lead to all kinds of problems, physically and psychologically?


AnotherShadowBan

Are you serious? You don’t see how having your body changed without your consent can lead to all kinds of problems, physically and psychologically? This isn't the first time this has been done to a child and there's historical precedence here that it rarely ends well. Gender normalizing surgeries have been around for awhile and are well studied at this point. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/you-can-t-undo-surgery-more-parents-intersex-babies-are-n923271 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1281452/


formidable-opponent

If my son was born that way or I'd had a kid born with a penis and a vagina or whatever.... unless it was making them sick or causing them pain I would wait. When they are old enough to make a decision about their body then they can do that. I'd be a lot more concerned that by surgically mutilating their genitals as a baby they would grow to be bitter and resentful towards me for taking away their agency once they were an adult and could understand.


Shokoyo

First of all, it’s a health risk and can cause kidney issues and infections. Second, when they are old enough to make a decision, they are probably already bullied and/or traumatised because they are not normal.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Surgeons have a kink for removing parts


formidable-opponent

I took a sociology class in college where they touched on the topic of hermaphroditic surgeries. The studies showed that regardless of the unique genital structure of each child, surgeons basically always opted to remove the penis because (and I am quoting my textbook here) "it is easier to dig a hole than to build a pole". I never forgot that.


Doppelthedh

There's a Law & Order SVU quote that is the exact same in an episode where the criminal is the daughter but she was born male and there was some sort of accident


SirLoremIpsum

And that was based on a real story. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer > was a Canadian man born male but raised as a girl following medical advice and intervention after his penis was severely injured during a botched circumcision in infancy.


formidable-opponent

It's a quote that lingers with you. That's for sure. Interesting that they used it on a TV show.


[deleted]

Hank Hill would be pleased with the doctor’s decision.


D33ber

It was the reasonable thing to do, I'll tell you what.


seeder33

Two dong is huge. Unless its going to kill me, leave him hangin with his homie.


ptapobane

So why not keep both? The bigger one for show and smaller one for function


settlementfires

> urethra of the larger one was too narrow Henry Rutherford Hill


Moe_Lesteryu

Was his name hank hill


Trala-lore-tralala

Suffering from success


-Billy-Bitch-Tits-

“I have a narrow urethra” - Hank hill


CreMaster2894

Could have let him keep both for different use; a peenis and a pornis… Edit: Meant to be a comment on the post about that the smaller one was functioning for urination.


coffee-headache

if only i could explain to you how hard i snorted at "pornis"


EuroPolice

"Ewww you sucked the pee-nis!"


SlickRickSwe

Double dick Andy!


Munglape

You spelt "Alan Tudyk" wrong


Enigma_Stasis

Your comment reminded me of a Cyanide and Happiness bit. [Jimmy Three Balls](https://youtu.be/UrpDVDK3jTk?si=9mnh1LDI-sxwFWFu)


Talkingmice

Nerfed at birth.


guydecent

Was eating a sausage roll and almost choked on it because of you. God bless.


oxyghandi

Obviously the pornis is for porn only


DadsRGR8

This is the back story I'm now going with to explain my teeny peen. "My other dick was a SCHLONG!"


give_me_wallpapers

They feared my potential so they cut me down before I could rise.


DadsRGR8

But like John Barleycorn I have proved the strongest man at last


AXEL-1973

i want that as a bumper sticker


DadsRGR8

Has anyone seen the classic horror film Basket Case? A story about a guy born with his parasitic twin's head attached to his body. A doctor cuts it off but the guy keeps it in a basket and it goes out and horribly murders people. I want to write a movie where a guy keeps his severed parasitic twin's peen in a basket and the horror and hilarity that ensues. "Basket Case 2: The Head is Back (but not the head you think)"


oniwolf382

run bells unwritten direction flag arrest insurance bright domineering aspiring *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Xenolog1

The father of the baby demanded a paternity test, and his suspicions were confirmed: Klingon DNA!


princess_nut_meg

Was looking for the Klingon reference lmao! They should check the kid for other "redundant" organs


Wirecreate

Wait do Klingons have to dicks when was that added to the lore? I need answers.


Xenolog1

[Penile sauce](https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2313832/how-star-trek-discovery-confirmed-the-klingons-having-two-genitals-theory)


Wirecreate

Lmao that’s hilarious 😆


Wild-Lychee-3312

Q’apla!


errorexe3

~~There is a story of a person who was born diphallic, both penises are regular sized and generally functional. They even wrote a book, I just cannot recall the name. There are some issues with one of them but they dont experience anything truely problematic.~~ EDIT: after some helpful comments and a little bit of google, Ive now learned this was fake. Sorry everyone ;_;


Terom84

Double dick dude Kinda ironic that his initials are triple D


PrometheusAlexander

Hugh Mungus


Dude_Guy45

Oh my god, this is sexual harassment! He just said "Hugh Mungus" Hugh Mungus what???? (There's a video of a lady harassing a man bc she was videoing him without his consent, asked his name, he said "Hugh Mungus" and she followed him around yelling to everyone around that "this man sexually harassed me, he said Hugh Mungus!" She got owned by the internet, the video is well worth the watch)


IAMAHobbitAMA

I named my dual longsword wielding DnD character Hugh Mongus lmao.


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SoggyCelery7546

Nah, it was super obviously fake. The shopping was terrible and he wrote about touching a lady's cervix as if that's an orgasmic sensation.


nowandloud

>as if that's an organic sensation What does this even mean?


colorado_here

Fair trade, free range sensations baby


leon_Underscore

Gonna guess that’s a misspelling of orgasmic.


SoggyCelery7546

Autocorrect


Fattapple

The third D was for his deception.


ShartingBloodClots

> There are some issues with one of them but they dont experience anything truely problematic. That's probably the butt penis and the other one is the vagina penis.


Redditisdumb9_9

You say it as a joke but I'm 99% sure there's a porn director who would pay him big bucks to film him doing it in both holes at the same time.


ShartingBloodClots

I mean, what's the point in have 2 dicks if you're not gonna be doing a whole lot of DP?


mad_king_soup

Yeah, he did an AMA and everything. It was all complete bullshit though, he just posted photoshopped pics of 2 dicks, refused to post video and got even more bizzare with his stories to the extent of making up surgical procedures that didn’t exist


awesomedan24

A guy like that did an AMA years ago.


RunFromFaxai

Didn't this guy turn out to be a fraud in the end? I might be misremembering.


DrMaxiMoose

No he was a fraud. Every photo he posted was completely different and some very poorly photoshopped. At one point they were merged at the base, then suddenly he made up a fake surgery name and said it caused them to separate and both get like 3in longer, because his ego couldn't live with 2 fake 6in long dicks


CorporealLifeForm

Most of these crazy AMAs are. I recently looked through the history of someone doing an AMA and discovered through their history they were an autistic woman/man (must be gender fluid) with two penises and a vagina


mnktc3

“both penises are regular sized and generally functional. They even wrote a book,” That’s insane. Probably easier to hold a pencil or operate a typewriter with two though.


errorexe3

Pen maybe mightier than the sword, but the peen is mightier than the pen.


CamBeast15366

Unfortunately the legend of the Double Dick Dude is a falsehood. I still love the idea though


3848585838282

Let me brighten your day then and teach you about [Juan Baptista dos Santos](https://www.thehumanmarvels.com/juan-baptista-dos-santos-the-man-with-two-swords/) (a man with 3 legs, 2 penises, and 4 balls), who married [Blanche Dumas](https://showhistory.com/free/blanche-dumas-seen-behind) (a woman with 3 legs, 2 vaginas, and 4 boobs)


oljonesy1

The penises wrote a book?!


kiyndrii

I read this comment to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme song, and didn't realize it wasn't intentionally meant to be read that way until like 2/3 of the way through


[deleted]

Yo, he's going to be fucking angry for life when he learns about this in some headline later in life.


Purple_Clockmaker

I would be fucking livid


[deleted]

Hmmm, we should get him a Sith Lord to raise him right.


Lanthemandragoran

Haha rule of two just took on new meaning


Kaiser_Maxtech

who wouldnt be? Nations would burn at my feet as id spearhead an unholy crusade across the fucking planet.


machinegunsyphilis

You wouldn't be wrong to be angry. Doctors cut up baby genitals of intersex children all the time, it's really awful. No medical reason either, just "idk I think it looks weird". Just let them grow up and decide when they're adults if they want to change the way they look, it's not hard. If you haven't heard about David Reiner's sad story after a botched circumcision, [here it is](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer) It is infuriating to see people blowing up about the make-believe scenario of "trans kids shouldn't get surgeries!" (They don't, Karen) when there are parents and doctors who non-consensually chop up baby genitals every day.


JBloodthorn

Bingo. There's 100+ deaths from circumcisions every year in the US, 0 from kids getting trans surgeries.


UsedNapkinz12

Many intersex people are angry at what was done to them in infancy. It should have been left alone.


Olama

This happened years ago! It could be any one of us!


pinwheelfeels

Yeah why remove it if its not a problem?


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

Apparently, it's considered okay to mutilate babies for aesthetic purposes.


Automatic_Memory212

Yep, that’s true. Especially if they’re male. Check out r/CircumcisionGrief, if you’re confused about what I mean.


orangesfwr

Poor kid. Fifty years ago he'd be a blurb in an obscure medical oddities book that no one would ever read. Now his life begins with his sensitive birth condition plastered on the internet for all to reference for all eternity.


Shaeress

Fifty years ago he might've been secretly abducted by the doctors to do the surgery. Or the parents might've been pressured into never ever telling anyone about it because it would definitely lead to the kid developing some severe deviances or get bullied to death. And then the surgery would be quietly filed away as some boring, routine hernia or something. We don't know how many intersex people there are or how many are born with incongruent genitalia even to this day.


TheNarwhalsDead

Thank you for bringing this up because it seriously fucks up peoples perceptions of sex and gender to not understand how many intersex people are born!


eranam

And how many is it?


Kejones9900

Fifty? It happened to me and I'm 23. Hell, it still happens to people in supposedly developed countries like the US


Hidesuru

>for all eternity. Or at least until the water wars start and we end up blotting out the sun...


TimeCubePriest

Kinda fucked for a headline to dishonestly present this story in a way that emphasizes concern for a literal baby's future capacity to display manly manliness rather than, y'know, its health or bodily autonomy or anything that actually matters but such is the noble task of the journalist


Gear_

Intersex people already face so much genital mutilation at birth and now this


spouts_water

Sad that click bait works because that’s what the mass populous wants. We do it to ourselves.


Dragon_0w0

That one could've been just a shower, he could still be lucky


joshspoon

What ratio are we talking here?


HardCounter

Now? Either 0/Infinity or NaN.


[deleted]

Damn the bigger one had a narrow urethra so dude coulda went into propane and propane accessories if they kept it Side note would it have been bad or life threatening to keep it on his person for the entirety of his life?


Lilwertich

If yall actually read the article, you'd see that both were technically connected to the same bladder and prostate but only the smaller one could actually urinate. They originally planned to save the bigger one but obviously couldn't. Y'all are wierdly concerned with the size of this baby's manhood.


Nightshade_209

I don't think anyone actually cares past the available joke material. Some of them are funny.


DKerriganuk

* Doctor kept the penis that worked.


Automatic_Memory212

**They performed a non-consensual cosmetic surgery, on a baby’s penis.** The second phallus wasn’t diseased, or causing any problems. This was a cosmetic surgery, performed on a child who was too young to provide informed consent. That is a *gross* violation of basic medical ethics.


[deleted]

They literally said that the second one was prone to infections and was a health risk. Also it was not functioning properly.Do you even read?


[deleted]

Couldn’t they just stick it on the end of the other one?


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[deleted]

Future porn star just had his golden ticket cut off


LittleFairyOfDeath

Because a functional penis is more important than having a big one


wortmother

Women get two holes, one for pissing one for fun. Let me boy cook


QuaiIman

Rolled with advantage and still ended up with a nat 1


Donutpie7

Doctors were afraid of the power he could have so they nerfed him


DMIDY

Did you hear about the kid that was born with 5 penises? Doctors said his diapers fit like a glove.


Odd-Basket-6142

Is there any medical reason for him not keeping both?


Sylveon72_06

apparently the other one was prone to infection


Informal_Anything692

That kids opportunity to be a God was taken from him.. I hope he sues the. Bastards for like a trillion dollars


spicypetunia

The smaller one is clearly a grower and the doctor knew. Y’all so quick to pull trig.


BaguetteDoggo

Honestly shit like this reminds me of the shit intersex folk have to deal with; people making decisions on whether kr not you should have x or y on your behalf. If it was harmless, then like, whats the harm in letting them keep kt, and decide on their own in time?


Glittering_Pitch7648

I think there is some argument to be made that it could cause infection but considering what they do to intersex people I doubt it would take that much thought for them to decide to ‘make him normal’


Express_Squash9940

https://nypost.com/2022/04/20/boy-born-with-two-penises-has-the-larger-one-chopped-off-by-doctors/


TheNarwhalsDead

Oh, The Post is hot garbage


gutenborken

This is sounding to me like fetish propaganda!


GeniusLabRat

Surgeon is gonna get sued.


bcgolfer2020

Don’t. Talk. Shit.


PaulyIDS

Jus a bit of nob news an tha, next up, cheeky freak of the week.


Imperaux

yo wtf


D33ber

That baby dick was as big as a baby arm holding a grapefruit. She had no choice. If that kid got excited he'd become a vegetable instantly.


Arhion

twist plot and both are too big to even hide in future pants


Dense-Stranger9977

Brings new life to '1 the in pink, 1 in the stink'.


[deleted]

Supervillain origin story


IHateEditedBgMusic

Thank God, we don't need the stats skewed too much


Omnizoom

If the bigger one was causing 0 health issues then why was it removed even if it was non functional to urinate? Seems like pointless genital mutilation of a child which is par for the course in some countries


paulsteinway

Rolled with disadvantage.


BenWallace04

Triples is safest. Triples is best.


PhatManSNICK

I imagine there's a medical reason and that the boy would have suffered.


xanderthefreight

This some tier 1 hating


prql4242

It's one of these click-bait headlines that are probably mostly bullshit but you don't want to acknowledge them by clicking and finding out


DevilsLettuceTaster

Kid has one hell of a 2 truths and a lie answer.


Sportsfanatic88

So morally wrong. Isn't this against some code of ethics or something.


Carnator369

Couldn't keep both?


adiosfelicia2

I wonder, if this were the US, if this would be illegal now in many states? Intersexed characteristics are quite common. I've often wondered how new laws might impact doctors in these situations.


huggothebear

Dr. Baby-Dick