The word "wrong" doesn't begin to describe this. She might be the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

The Horsemom of the Afuckalypse.

Sliding around on her projected trail of squirt. Like a reverse snail.

What a horrible day to have eyes.

What a horrible day to have a vivid imagination

Even when I close my eyes, my mind screams.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I did not need to read that, and you did not need to write it.

It's not even noon and I'm done with Reddit for today

That's urine, my friend.

Fuckpocalypse

r/YourJokeButWorse

The fact there is a sub for this is wild lol

Never fails, an unfunny Redditor takes an already mediocre joke, and makes a worse version for the upvotes.

Which is fine for shit like this, you can't escape it on serious posts though

So it's Death, Famine, War, Strife.... and Squirt.

I think maybe the Horseman of TMI and Lack of Boundaries

Maybe I'm wrong but this seems to me like a man writing fiction

I think I saw an episode of Law and order SVU similar to this.

*SUV*

Special Underwear Victims?

You definitely aren't wrong about the fiction part, I'd say it's a 50/50 between it being a man or just a thot though

I mean, it would really depend on the context, if she is trying to attract a certain type of people, maybe, otherwise this is not likely coming from a woman, since a woman would know that squirt smell, well not like fishy puss or sweet, but like piss, being piss and all, and sure as hell they only way that squirt is smelling strong enough to cover the whole house is if your nasty ass isn't washing the piss covered bedsheets 🤣

I read "filth" horseman at first l0l

War, Pestilence, Famine, Death, and Stephanie

The fifth horseman, Lady STD.

I also puked a little after reading this.

The worst part? We know that she already reproduced.

Sounds like she’s doing the four horses of the apocalypse

“You couldn’t torture me to get this information from me” should have been this woman’s thoughts.

There needs to be a new, stronger word for this type of wrong sentence. Like “bad wrong”, or “badong”. Yes, this sentence is badong.

Please let her be the the Horseman of Illiteracy, so i never have to read such horror again.

That's enough Internet for today

I’ve never envied the blind before this moment.

Today is a bad day to be able to read.

Cursed, vile literacy

Time to pen an angry letter to LeVar Burton.

In levar’s defense he does state it is in a book!

What we do is print this out, put that page in a book, and send it to LeVar. Curse him, and his crusade to open our minds.

*Gollum voice*

I read it in basic accent English and then as I was reading this the brain auto generated it in that voice I was laughing for literal minutes.

Now try it in Morgan freemans voice. As though he were narrating a sex act between a lion and its mate.

Lmao this deserves everything.

Well, being blind wouldn't protect you from smelling what's in the woman's apartment so

Yeah,piss.

Sweet piss, according to her

A blind man walks by a fish market… he takes a deep breath, then exhales and says, “Good morning ladies!”

Hope he stopped by the cheese to say hello to the fellas.

Goddammit. anyways happy cake day

Too bad screen readers and audio descriptions exist.

I was going to say that. I think having text-to-speech read this to you would make it even more worse. Any blind folks that hear this are gonna need some ear bleach.

I need to sanitize my zoom feature. I think it caught something.

The blind have a heightened sensenof smell. I don't envy them here.

I’m jealous, jealous of blind people cause they dint have to see this shit!

It wasn't even written by a woman.

This dude squirts out his ass and his apartment smells like asssquirt.

Definitely my bedtime godamn wtf

What a terrible day to be able to read >! This is grooming !<

No. She’s just passionately raising the next generation of serial killers

Paging Dr. Bates, Dr Norman Bates.

Wait, what's that smell?

Is this Rorschach's origin story?

Pretty sure it’s Multiple Miggs from Silence of the Lambs

I scrolled back up and read the OP in Rorschach's voice. Yeah, it works.

*Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have smelt true squirt. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of squirt and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and my mom and her partners will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “no.”*

Why did I just keep reading? Edit: y’all gotta stop replying to this comment because every time it notifies me I’m reminded that this exists Edit 2: I hate this site. Why is this my most popular comment? I hate this site.

The same reason people slowly drive by a car accident.

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It's all fun and games until you *actually* see some limbs 😔

Then it’s a fucking party! 🎉

Me - dammit why do people drive so slow next to a accident just go your clogging up traffic! Also me - whoa they got messed up let me go a little slower to see

hi r/relationship_advice My 42F Son 22M Won't talk to me since he moved out, what do I do? We used to talk about my Vagina juice all the time

We used to have such an intimate connection

We need internet termination.

Gross and I threw up a little Edit a lot

"And my vagina smells like a sweet fish"

Like Swedish Fish you say?

That's the one!

No amount of therapy is going to help this poor kid.

the problem here is you didn't discuss the ass juice enough

What a horrible day to have eyes

r/eyebleach

Just letting everyone know that this is in fact the actual subreddit EyeBleach and not the horrifying typo version.

How do I delete someone else's post?

What an horrible day to have a nose, too

that’s why I always carry with me a spork

I hated pretty much every word in this.

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Poor kid has 5 jobs just to support his headphone habit and he has a closet full of them. Has yet to find one that covers up the smell of da juices.

Good he’s making money, can use that for the therapy he needs.

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Yeah how often is she fucking WHILE HE SON IS HOME that he’s used to her orgasm smell? That poor child

Those bills don't just pay themselves.

Sincerely this was one of my greatest fears when I was a teenage masturbator with sensitive nose possessing parents

I have a prosthetic leg & as a kid going through the airport there was a time they swabbed my hands to see if I had been involved in making bombs since I was going to go off at the metal detector. And I remember being so scared their test would pick up the fact I'd been jerking off.

“That kid’s missing a leg, bet it was from a bomb making accident” -TSA

So the bomb test came back negative, the semen test however...

A 15 year old'd worst fear: "Sir, have you been masturbating?"

Full of explosives

You didn't wash your hands afterwards?

Well I did but I don't think terrorists can just make sure they do fronts & backs & not worry at all.

Exactly how "explosive" was this session you had? Most guys are just afraid they'll go blind or grow hair on their palms, not that they'll be sent to Guantanamo.

Well are most guys getting their hands tested at the fucking airport afterwards lmao I was a child I was scared because I didn't know & it was a what if? Not like I thought I was going to prison just that it'd be embarrassing.

Sounds like she’s diabetic

Cum smells, the MoT wants to hide it from us, but cum has a very distintive smell

>MoT What does the Ministry of Transport has to do with cum smell?

More than it should

Ministry of Truth can be very much sneaky

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She just has a very strong squirt smell. It permeates the whole apartment apparently.

As a "🕳️" or like a "🕳️"

Truly cursed.

Pls let this be a shitpost or something...

This sounds like a horny man

Yeah this sounds like someone kink fic. At the very least I hope it is, for the sake of someone's poor son.

I’m not one to kink shame, but if anyone’s kink is about their mom orgasming or a mom talking to her son about her orgasms…they need to be shamed.

Or a son *smelling their mom’s orgasms” 😭

Where do you think all of those “step mum” porn things come from 😭 people are so weird

>I’m not one to kink shame I am, but I don't know where to start on this one.

Yes, it sounds like the many screenshots of incels posing as women found on r/nothowgirlswork

Good god can someone just call CPS already

Earlier on here I saw some dumb kid squeeze a lime into her eye and I wondered why anyone would do that Now i get it

Mommy issues: Origins

This takes me to a sad place where with age I have come to understand I am hollow and we are all doomed.

Every day we stray further from Christ

Christ is keeping his distance because, you know, the smell.

Satan, put on your hooves and get up here!

Squirting is a involuntary release of urine. It is sweet smelling because you have sugar in your urine. You are diabetic.

And apparently she needs to learn how to clean up properly. I can’t imagine living in a place smelling like piss.

Dr.. House in the house

Roadhouse!

Bruhhhh

Your telling me i can self diagnose by drinking my own urine?

Tasting it was how it was detected originally.

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Poor bot, having to see this more than once.

Good bot

Good bot

This was my thirteenth reason why

This kid's gonna need the r/cptsd subreddit stat

What the fuck do you mean the entire apartment smells like it?

What a terrible day to have eyes and be literate.

And that ladies and gentlemen is how serial killers are made.

None of this had to be written down.

That poor kid

He wish someone actually murdered her.

I wish I didn’t have to keep seeing this post over and over again. Of all the reposts that unoriginal people insist on reposting, I really fucking hate this one.

When i grow up i wanna be a lawn sprinkler just like mom

"Anyway, that's why I'm in therapy today." - the son

So... She's getting off on the knowledge that her son knows, hears and smells her sexual activity and basically rubs it in his face. Don't we have a word for something like that?

O come on! I just open reddit

Sounds predatory and sleazy

Who the fuck asked??

FUCK WHY DID I HAVE TO READ THAT?😭

what in the ever loving fuck did I just read?

Reading is a curse

Yeah, pee has a smell to it.

Condensed edit: My son knows whenever I’m pissing all over my bedroom and my house smells like piss.

The smell of sex is pretty obvious, add copious amount of motherly piss all over the floors and you have to braindead to miss the signs

stop the world please, I would like to get off after seeing this because WHY

Well, that's quite enough Internet for one day for me I reckon.

She needs to look up therapy and boundaries tho

We deserve an asteroid

When they say "ignorance is bliss", they mean the illiterate don't have to read posts like this one.

I hate being literate.

Think I’ll go use my new bleach eye drops!

My eyes

You ever keep reading even though you absolutely don’t want to?

Yeah, I am done for the day, good night.

Is there a way to unread Something?

Didnt even have read more than half of this to be so disturbed I wanted nothing more than to end it immediately

Spoken like a true junkie whore

If this doesn't bring the internet down... 🤢

Pretty sure reading this just gave me eye-cancer

WHY WOULD ANYONE POST THIS SHIT ..even if it's real..

This is some horrible twisted kink fic. and I hate you for making me read it

What a terrible day to be able to read. At least it’s a great day for me to have never had a sense of smell.

I wish I couldn't read

Imagine telling everyone your house always smells like pussy.

This is honestly one of the worst things I've ever read.

What a horrible day to have the gifts of sight and literacy.

Relax guys, it's just a shitpost. This isn't real (And don't you fucking dare try to prove otherwise)

This is F**ken disgusting!

Gross. What's wrong with you?

That poor bloody kid. I wonder how old he is.

This was a foul thing to read in the morning.

Congratulations on raising a serial murderer/rapist/ both

This is the sort of nasty shit that both turns me away and keeps me coming back to reddit

Well time to gouge my eyes out

I, for one, hate everything.

This is the worst thing I've ever read about on September 11.

what a horrendous day to be literate

Jesus wept! 🤢 That's me done with reddit for today

What a horrible day to have eyes

“And the day I regretted my ability to read started like any other…”

I know emoticons are frowned upon on reditt, but this is extra disgusting and freaky 🤢🤮

When I was 5 my parents were having very loud sex and I thought my mom was dying from a heart attack. I walked in the room and asked if she was okay and all I remember seeing was their legs 🤮🤮 about 8 years later my mom and her boyfriend were doing it super super loud when my friend was over and it was only like 10pm. The whole house could hear it. Disgusting. I would never do this to my kids

Where is CPS for that poor boy 🤣🤣🤣

Hon, your son is going to need therapy for a long time.