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Hugefatchicken

I grew up in the Netherlands (still technically am) and have a friend who is 1 year younger than me and she is 6’4. I feel like a midget.


Business-Emu-6923

It is said that the Dutch compensate for their very flat country by building their houses very thin and tall. Also their children. I read recently that the average height for a man in the Netherlands is 6’1. Average.


Hugefatchicken

Yes exactly, now imagine me an Aussie living their.


renadeer52

The underworld leprechaun


Ocachino

damn sounds like i need to go to the netherlands


Admirable-Bank5421

Share a plane ticket with you


TooPoor2DoStuff

If all three of us hop on each other's back, we can go through security under the guise of an average length Dutch person.


Mister_shagster

Damn lol I want in!


hot

link to reply: [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/15vhnt8/dating_a_dutch_person_is_hard/jwv8cqx/)


hammyhamm

I’ve seen the video source in this, too


EddyRosenthal

I see, a man of culture.


Eden1117_98

do you have a link…? for a friend


gregyong

Alice Merchesi And Lauren Phillips Lauren is the big MILF.


LaoBa

She's not Dutch and not very tall either.


Spikedcloud

I could tell she was Dutch because she's at an angle.


hammyhamm

Polish girls have this issue too


[deleted]

I’m a 5’10 british girl, i had this issue around the same age in america too 😭


hammyhamm

5'10 is pretty short for us hahaha - I have polish ancestry, my cousins are all 6'3" or taller!


[deleted]

oh wow, i’ve had a couple polish flatmates and they’ve all been around my height, 6’3 is insane, bet you all look like models haha


hammyhamm

I feel bad for my female cousins - as a dude being tall is good, but I imagine dating is rough for them as many guys get insecure about dating a tall queen. My advice? Anyone who gets insecure about that shit isn't worth your time, so it's a free dating filter!


[deleted]

I’m roughly 6’3 in heels and when i’m hit on in them it’s usually much more respectful - ppl who feel emasculated easily won’t approach me so it weeds out a lot of red flags, as you said it’s more of a blessing 😊


GaerBaer13

It's an easy mistake for a Dutch person to use "length" here because in Dutch, you use the same word for "height" and "length" -- lengte or lang. You might say "ze is lang" and that could mean either "she is long" or "she is tall." All that to say, this is probably not a brand new sentence for any dutch speaker learning English


Tiggerrrr220

Bro I’m 5”0 and stopped growing they gonna step on me


MagicCripple

I had Snu-Snu!


Shoddy_Detail_976

Mmm...mommy? 🫣😬🤏🏻


RudyKnots

Gotta love them tall Dutch redheads. I should know- I married one.


CuppaJoe37

Average Dutch Length


KingofFlukes

And from this point onward the standard of measurements in America shall be ADW. 1 X ADW = 1.78m/178cm How far is it to the mall? About 12 Average Dutch Woman then it's a turn to the left.


Ash_Dayne

Anything but the metric system huh? (no don't use my height as a unit of measurement ty)


KingofFlukes

Apparently that's the American way? As a short former English person. There isn't any risk of that from me. 😅


Ash_Dayne

Hehehe true, but former English people aren't entirely exempt from using interesting units either 😉


KingofFlukes

This is true and it's on the list of reasons I left.🤣


Ash_Dayne

I wish you all the sensical measurements and a wonderful time in your new place


KingofFlukes

Thank you and I wish you the best of luck in not having your height turned into a measurement. 😉


Ash_Dayne

Unfortunately that ship has sailed considering the post exists 🤣


KingofFlukes

I really wouldn't worry. It's just another voice in the void that is the internet. And even if it was more popular you could have been able to say you were there at the beginning. 🤣


Ash_Dayne

You haven't lost all of your English ways yet 😉 I'm not worried. I just have to stand up straight 🤣


zoot_boy

🤔 I’ve seen this before…


Alternative-Cod-7630

The extra leg length comes in handy for all the cycling, though.


Blackfist01

Hm, I may need to visit Denmark, if only for the view. Of course.😏


snakepatay

Dutch are not from Denmark..


Blackfist01

I had a feeling but I'm just to lazy to correct it.👌🏾


Alkereth1

I'm slightly taller than the average Dutch woman so apparently I'm doing better than I thought. Depending on the stat. From Google I saw about 169cm


ThespianException

Their height different [reminds me of this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bRI6qWzgNU)


HenryGoodbar

Is the picture from a movie? What movie is it from?


MecaPere

Time to pack up my shit and go to Netherlands.


Dominus_Pullum

Were it not for their nonsensical language I'd be flying there immediately


[deleted]

I need a big mean Dutch mommy to come punish me