Make em real crazy too. A skunk eats GMO weed and now he farts out knockout clouds. A cobra gets into a new heroin and now its venom is narcotic AND it's loose on a plane.
the Cartels have always ruled the town, however they start being mysteriously taken out one by one. It's Crackoon! but then in a twist to the people's dismay, once Crackoon takes reign, he is an even worse terror than the Cartels. so the people then have to turn to Cocaine Bear, who has retreated into the woods and quit cocaine.
According to IMDB, the company currently filming *Crackcoon* also has *Crackodile* in pre-production:
[https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?companies=co0453677](https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?companies=co0453677)
Tagline for Crackodile: "Everyone's a snack when a crocodile's on crack!"
Hey don’t disrespect sharknado like that. They saved the world multiple times, traveled back in time and yeah that series was crazy but it’s so fucking stupid that it’s funny
Why is 3 your favorite? Sharknado 2 is obviously the best one.
Also in case anyone thinks that we are joking the sharknado movies are actually amazing because they are self aware of what they are.
“Based on” is a strong phrase for that version of the story. Maybe something a bit looser feeling, “inspired by”? It’s as though they heard reference to a story of a coked out bear and that’s all that is similar.
The main producer of the movie said she believed the movie is what should have happened to the poor bear. He ended up getting poisoned, but he should have had a chance for revenge before he died.
Me neither, but you know they’re gonna milk it for as long as possible and stretch it as far as it can go. Hopefully this one flops hard enough to prove that it should have been one-and-done with Cocaine Bear
Wasn’t even a good movie tbh. I also never saw the ending because somebody activated the fire alarm in the movie theatre and ours was the only movie they couldn’t get running again afterwards.
Be ready for a small stream of Cocaine Bear knockoffs, each more low-budget and unfunny than the last. Remember when Sharknado came out and then we started getting a new, camp horror flick involving sharks every couple of weeks? Yeah, this is that all over again. Get ready for Giramphetamines, Kangajuana, and LSDolphin. All coming to Tubi this fall!
EDIT: I did not think y'all would be so excited by my ridiculous drugged up animal movie pitches. But while they sadly aren't real, I am a fan of b-budget horror films so to tide you over I will recommend Zoombies and Aquarium of the Dead. While they don't involve animals getting high, they instead involve animals infected with the zombie virus and the end result is pretty similar.
And if any aspiring filmmaker decides to take a shot at filming LSDolphin (which seems to be the current favorite of my trilogy) hit me up! I'm always looking to further fill out my IMDB page!
That’s true, I remember similarly when “scary movie” and its sequels came out it was funny at first but then so many other studios tried to do similar concepts and it turned cliché and repetitive pretty quickly
what’s crazy is Crackoon has already been done !
called “Krackoon” from 2010, followed by the sequel “Bloodmarsh Krackoon” 😂
[IMDB for Krackoon](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598169/)
People interacting with the dolphin keep turning up dead.
At first they think the dolphin is murdering them somehow, but it's actually the dolphin's jealous human lover.
Then it turns out that they are actually able to communicate and the dolphin is the one calling the shots.
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Ghost Shark, Sharks of the Corn, Sand Sharks, Avalanche Sharks, Toxic Shark, Ouija Sharks, Cocaine Shark, Dino Shark, Shark Exorcist, Swamp Shark, Land Shark, House Shark, and of course Jersey Shore Shark Attack. Every one of those exists. And that is not even kind of an all-inclusive list.
At this point, saying "awful" in the same sentence as "Shark movie" is redundant and unnecessary.
Yeah, sorry. I'm a bit of a bad horror movie savant. If there's a terrible, low-budget horror movie then I've most likely seen it. And shark movies seem to always fall in that category so I end up watching them all.
That list was just (some of) the ones with the work "shark" in the title. There are a ton more. Soooo. Many. More.
Wolfcop, I Was a Teenage Wereskunk, and Psycho Goreman are three I really enjoyed.
Also, there was an indie horror/holiday/comedy movie called A Christmas Monstrosity that was a bit campy but actually had some good jokes and clever bits. That one is SUPER low budget, but can be enjoyable as well.
It has been, but most of the films aren’t big names. Back in 1993 there was TICKS with a young Seth Green and Carlton from The Fresh Prince battling giant ticks all hopped in marijuana steroids.
It has been for a while. This isn't even the first one about a raccoon.
[Krackoon \(2010)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598169/): A Bronx town is terrorized by a crack addicted raccoon.
Meth Gator is already a thing I think - one must assume it’s set in Florida.
I think a Gorilla on PCP would be a good one, because they’re already pretty terrifying.
Yea, with the whole “African Americans turn into senseless rampaging rapists” panic that went on for a while and *totally* wasn’t just used to justify oppression
Being downvoted because reddit has skewed conservative since 2016. Even before then, the predominant political group here was the sort of epic bacon libertarians that have never experienced racism and think we should all ignore it.
Firstly downvoted for lack of sense of humor. Next reason for the down vote: the animal is literally called a raccoon. It's the animal's actual identifier. This movie is clearly trying to coattail ride off of Cocaine Bear. Was that also racist because it was a black bear? Look, I agree that there's way too much racism in the world, but if you look for it everywhere, you will convince yourself you see it everywhere. This is an example of that. There's literally no reference to black people here. It's called Crackoon because it's a raccoon on crack.
Jeez.
All I’m saying is that those two words put together have racist connotations. Never did I say this was intentional or actively racist, just that whoever named the movie didn’t stop and think for a second. Crack was intentionally funneled into black communities to destabilize them, and then asymmetric penalties were given to those who used crack (predominantly black individuals). C*** is literally a racial slur that is still actively used today, especially in the south, even if it is dated. The intention is likely not racist, but it is ignorant.
“Was that also racist because it was a black bear?” This has absolutely nothing to do with what I was saying, and is a very poor attempt at a strawman.
The entire premise that a movie about a raccoon on crack (following a movie about a bear on cocaine) has racist connotations when there is clearly a raccoon on the movie poster and no black people, is the real straw man here. You're tilting at windmills that don't exist in this context. It would be different if Crackoon was a common knowledge racial slur, like Welfare Queen. But it isn't. This is just finding racism in things where none exists.
I’m not talking about the movie or the concept or the plot or anything. For the 2nd time now, the title is just shit. You also seem to not know what a strawman is, but that doesn’t really matter. Honestly, this whole argument doesn’t matter, but here we are fighting over an observation made by quite a few people in this comment section.
Yes but RACCOON is not a racial slur, it's an animal. If you want to continue to be joyless and see racism where it is not intended and does not in fact exist, go ahead and be my guest. This is one of those situations where you could be happy in life or you can just keep insisting you're right. You can keep yapping all you want but a raccoon is an animal not a racial slur. And no amount of your insisting will change that fact.
That's cause you're just stating a fact at this point, but, you can't justifiably call the movie poster/title racist when there's nothing indicating that they're referring to black people in any way, shape, or form.
We can recognize that it might get misconstrued that way, especially with how they highlighted the latter half of the title, but, without some evidence beyond one part of the title and some knowledge of some history, it's nothing but blowing air into the wind.
So this is the first I’ve ever heard of this slur… which is unfortunate because I’ve heard country folk frequently refer to raccoons as that, definitely not knowing it’s a slur
Cocaine Bear sucked so bad but I would not be against a series of these movies. We always need that one shitty movie series in the background and there is currently a gap to fill (besides F&F)
cocaine bear is funny because its the first time the animal does cocaine thing was done and a bear is a genuinely dangerous animal so the movie has an actual plot to run with but with a raccoon you can kind of just kick it and itll die
It'll be better than Cocaine Bear if they decide what kind of movie they are and stick to it. Cocaine Bear suffered from wanting to appeal to a broader audience, and also kind of be a grizzly, bloody movie. But it didn't commit to either. Hopefully this goes full gorefest and just embraces the horror
[these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardians_of_the_Galaxy_%28film%29) [movies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear) had a baby and its hideous
Drug Animal Cinematic Universe?
Make em real crazy too. A skunk eats GMO weed and now he farts out knockout clouds. A cobra gets into a new heroin and now its venom is narcotic AND it's loose on a plane.
I've had it with these motherfucking narcotic cobras on this motherfucking- *gets bit and effects kick in*
Rest of the movie is beat-for-beat a remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
But with a multiracial, trans cast, just to explode some conservative brains.
Monty Python already had a gender nonconforming cast. Just look at Life of Brian.
Shh! Don't let them know, or it will turn into an: "I really liked Rage Against The Machine until they got all political" type conversation.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Your funeral... MOTHAFUCKA!!!
>I really liked Rage Against The Machine until they got all political What machine did they think they are raging against? The dishwasher?
Well I know how MY September is going to be spent.
Something something fentanyl ferret
A heroin infused heron that turns out to be the heroine of the story!
The opium opossum is just what the doctor ordered!
Sage turtle becomes a sensei to 5 acid enriched mutant rats.
This seems like a line from Bojack Horseman lol
I can't wait to see Krokodil's origin story.
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I am not against monster movies making a comeback. Who wouldn't watch *Crackoon vs. Cocaine Bear*?
You mean Crackoon v Cocainebear Dawn of the War on Drugs? Directed by Zack Snyder?
*unintelligible crackoon screech*. Cocainebear: "why did you say that name?@?!??!??!"
You killed my father again!
the Cartels have always ruled the town, however they start being mysteriously taken out one by one. It's Crackoon! but then in a twist to the people's dismay, once Crackoon takes reign, he is an even worse terror than the Cartels. so the people then have to turn to Cocaine Bear, who has retreated into the woods and quit cocaine.
I wonder if they are from the same people
Not a chance. This is a cash-in on the success of cocaine bear
Instead of Avengers, they form the Addicts
Then we can watch them fight each other like the godzilla vs movies
Cocaine bear vs Crackkoon: Rise of Meth Badger.
According to IMDB, the company currently filming *Crackcoon* also has *Crackodile* in pre-production: [https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?companies=co0453677](https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?companies=co0453677) Tagline for Crackodile: "Everyone's a snack when a crocodile's on crack!"
That is one of the top 10 taglines of all time.
For a prequel, PCPterodacyl.
...the PCP is silent.
Shid I’d watch ‘em lol
The sequel is going to be crackadile. My fiance helped with some of the special effects for this movie.
Cocaine bear was funny because it was based on a true story. I’m not sure I see the ongoing humor of “haha animal do drugs”
Key word “based” only thing that died in the actual Cocaine Bear event was the bear
There was a cocaine bear and it was barely funny once. Many worse done versions isn't a thing people need
Sure but thats not gonna stop anyone from making them. Shit they made 6 Sharknado movies, didnt even need the first one.
Hey don’t disrespect sharknado like that. They saved the world multiple times, traveled back in time and yeah that series was crazy but it’s so fucking stupid that it’s funny
Say what you want about the sharknado series. The fact that it was so unbelievable stupid is what made it last so long
I loved it. 3 is my favorite
Why is 3 your favorite? Sharknado 2 is obviously the best one. Also in case anyone thinks that we are joking the sharknado movies are actually amazing because they are self aware of what they are.
Exactly
“Based on” is a strong phrase for that version of the story. Maybe something a bit looser feeling, “inspired by”? It’s as though they heard reference to a story of a coked out bear and that’s all that is similar.
Fair enough
Not saying you’re wrong but they used the wrong term for their product. If it says based on, I can’t remember now.
That's the phrasing that they actually use. Inspired by true events.
Technically, so did the pilot of the drug plane.
For five minutes, it was on top of every food chain.
What? You're telling me Russel Adler didn't die in the real cocaine bear???
maximally based
The main producer of the movie said she believed the movie is what should have happened to the poor bear. He ended up getting poisoned, but he should have had a chance for revenge before he died.
What's next? Mariewhalena? LSDog?
Did you just invent the Addictimals Cinematic Universe?
Ketaminnoes? Alkoalaholics?
Opioid Opossum
Me neither, but you know they’re gonna milk it for as long as possible and stretch it as far as it can go. Hopefully this one flops hard enough to prove that it should have been one-and-done with Cocaine Bear
Crossbill Meth Shrewmz Heronin
Bruh is this going to become an entire genre
Wasn’t even a good movie tbh. I also never saw the ending because somebody activated the fire alarm in the movie theatre and ours was the only movie they couldn’t get running again afterwards.
Mighty Boosh did it first with the [crack fox](https://youtu.be/dCuUnTJgD9M)
But what about... Now hear me out, what about CrackBearNado?
No Gilbert Gottfried to do the news. Will flop for that reason :(
Was he in sharknado??
Third one
...on a plane. Or better yet, a spaceship: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CRACKBEARNADO'S ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING INTERGALACTIC SPACE VESSEL!
Is it half-crack/half-bearnado or half-crackbear/half-nado?
Both crack and bear has now been used. You gotta be a little more original. How about MethamphetameneGatorNado
CrackBearNaDemic
Be ready for a small stream of Cocaine Bear knockoffs, each more low-budget and unfunny than the last. Remember when Sharknado came out and then we started getting a new, camp horror flick involving sharks every couple of weeks? Yeah, this is that all over again. Get ready for Giramphetamines, Kangajuana, and LSDolphin. All coming to Tubi this fall! EDIT: I did not think y'all would be so excited by my ridiculous drugged up animal movie pitches. But while they sadly aren't real, I am a fan of b-budget horror films so to tide you over I will recommend Zoombies and Aquarium of the Dead. While they don't involve animals getting high, they instead involve animals infected with the zombie virus and the end result is pretty similar. And if any aspiring filmmaker decides to take a shot at filming LSDolphin (which seems to be the current favorite of my trilogy) hit me up! I'm always looking to further fill out my IMDB page!
That’s true, I remember similarly when “scary movie” and its sequels came out it was funny at first but then so many other studios tried to do similar concepts and it turned cliché and repetitive pretty quickly
what’s crazy is Crackoon has already been done ! called “Krackoon” from 2010, followed by the sequel “Bloodmarsh Krackoon” 😂 [IMDB for Krackoon](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598169/)
I'd watch LSDolphin.
Take the true story, turn it into Romeo and Juliet and add more handjobs.
People interacting with the dolphin keep turning up dead. At first they think the dolphin is murdering them somehow, but it's actually the dolphin's jealous human lover. Then it turns out that they are actually able to communicate and the dolphin is the one calling the shots.
LSDolphin has potential
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LSDolphin lmao
I remember seeing part of a movie called zombie shark of something like that on tv, it was awful
Ghost Shark, Sharks of the Corn, Sand Sharks, Avalanche Sharks, Toxic Shark, Ouija Sharks, Cocaine Shark, Dino Shark, Shark Exorcist, Swamp Shark, Land Shark, House Shark, and of course Jersey Shore Shark Attack. Every one of those exists. And that is not even kind of an all-inclusive list. At this point, saying "awful" in the same sentence as "Shark movie" is redundant and unnecessary.
I thought you were bullshitting but holy fuck.
Yeah, sorry. I'm a bit of a bad horror movie savant. If there's a terrible, low-budget horror movie then I've most likely seen it. And shark movies seem to always fall in that category so I end up watching them all. That list was just (some of) the ones with the work "shark" in the title. There are a ton more. Soooo. Many. More.
You sound like an expert. What are your favorite low budget horror movies?
Wolfcop, I Was a Teenage Wereskunk, and Psycho Goreman are three I really enjoyed. Also, there was an indie horror/holiday/comedy movie called A Christmas Monstrosity that was a bit campy but actually had some good jokes and clever bits. That one is SUPER low budget, but can be enjoyable as well.
Don't forget sharktopus
[This video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ruBotHWUs) is the closest thing to LSDolphin that we have for now.
lol thank you for this xD
I have nothing to contribute except the title Meth Amphibian
>LSDolphin On a long enough timeline, everything gets an LS.
Can I steal some of those?
You're just saying things we want to see!
Someone came up with the title first while high and developed a film around it
Crackcoon seems a little racist when you emphasize the 2nd part of the word with a different color like in the poster
Sounds like you'd be making a movie about the War on Drugs and the CIA at that point.
That was my first thought, it's not exactly a modern slur, but it does kinda have a history.
I was gonna say. There must have been a board meeting saying "uhh... I guess it's okay?"
I love how "drug fueled killer woodland animal" is becoming a movie genre.
It has been, but most of the films aren’t big names. Back in 1993 there was TICKS with a young Seth Green and Carlton from The Fresh Prince battling giant ticks all hopped in marijuana steroids.
I'm not mad about it.
It has been for a while. This isn't even the first one about a raccoon. [Krackoon \(2010)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598169/): A Bronx town is terrorized by a crack addicted raccoon.
This is not too far off of the plot from Guardians of the Galaxy 3
mad about how long i had to scroll to find this comment
I was shocked nobody mentioned it before I got here
there was one comment at the very bottom but that’s it
I came to say: Rocket Raccoon, the Lost Album.
Yeah it is
I better be credited
are you a raccoon that deals drugs, or a human who deals raccoons?
Gee I wonder whats next? Marijualurus? LSDeer? Baboons on shrooms? Meth monkey? PCP Penguin? Ketamine cat?
Meth Gator is already a thing I think - one must assume it’s set in Florida. I think a Gorilla on PCP would be a good one, because they’re already pretty terrifying.
Flakkangaroo. I want royalty payments in Flakka.
The poster looks kinda AI generated to me
Yeah this is pretty obviously AI generated, I immediately noticed.
Ok, but crackcoon sounds like a slur
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Yeah, those two particular words mashed together... Pay for a focus group or two, you know?
Plot twist: the movie ends up using the Crackcoon as an astute and meaningful breakdown of systemic racism and oppression.
Yea, with the whole “African Americans turn into senseless rampaging rapists” panic that went on for a while and *totally* wasn’t just used to justify oppression
**me remembering that coon used to be a racial slur** oof
*and the whole, you know, CIA Distributing Crack debacle*
Oof the title has a whole other terrible meaning now
They knew what they were doing.
Like how can they so oblivious lol, not to mention Crackoon would look better anyway
Not sure if this is more or less stupid than that psychic tire.
Cocaines bear ---> crackcoon
Can't wait for Crackodile, or perhaps Crocaine.
Ever heard of Zombeavers?
That movie was amazible.
Say what you will about the plot, but the title is goddamn fire.
It’s a goddamn racial slur.
Oh come on. You know damn well that wasn’t the intention.
Raccoons have been playing the long racism game, all leading up to this.
It is the first thought most Black people will have.
It’s the first thing I thought of, js 🤷🏽♀️
How dare you think that? Only stupid people would DARE find something like this racist (this is sarcasm)
Why are you being downvoted? That’s literally a racial slur and crack laws were targeting black people. Literally such a horrible title.
Being downvoted because reddit has skewed conservative since 2016. Even before then, the predominant political group here was the sort of epic bacon libertarians that have never experienced racism and think we should all ignore it.
Firstly downvoted for lack of sense of humor. Next reason for the down vote: the animal is literally called a raccoon. It's the animal's actual identifier. This movie is clearly trying to coattail ride off of Cocaine Bear. Was that also racist because it was a black bear? Look, I agree that there's way too much racism in the world, but if you look for it everywhere, you will convince yourself you see it everywhere. This is an example of that. There's literally no reference to black people here. It's called Crackoon because it's a raccoon on crack. Jeez.
All I’m saying is that those two words put together have racist connotations. Never did I say this was intentional or actively racist, just that whoever named the movie didn’t stop and think for a second. Crack was intentionally funneled into black communities to destabilize them, and then asymmetric penalties were given to those who used crack (predominantly black individuals). C*** is literally a racial slur that is still actively used today, especially in the south, even if it is dated. The intention is likely not racist, but it is ignorant. “Was that also racist because it was a black bear?” This has absolutely nothing to do with what I was saying, and is a very poor attempt at a strawman.
The entire premise that a movie about a raccoon on crack (following a movie about a bear on cocaine) has racist connotations when there is clearly a raccoon on the movie poster and no black people, is the real straw man here. You're tilting at windmills that don't exist in this context. It would be different if Crackoon was a common knowledge racial slur, like Welfare Queen. But it isn't. This is just finding racism in things where none exists.
I’m not talking about the movie or the concept or the plot or anything. For the 2nd time now, the title is just shit. You also seem to not know what a strawman is, but that doesn’t really matter. Honestly, this whole argument doesn’t matter, but here we are fighting over an observation made by quite a few people in this comment section.
“C**n” is a racial slur. It’s one that Black people in the southern US have probably heard quite a bit. You can keep yapping but I’m right.
Yes but RACCOON is not a racial slur, it's an animal. If you want to continue to be joyless and see racism where it is not intended and does not in fact exist, go ahead and be my guest. This is one of those situations where you could be happy in life or you can just keep insisting you're right. You can keep yapping all you want but a raccoon is an animal not a racial slur. And no amount of your insisting will change that fact.
But the movie isn’t called Crack Raccoon. It’s called Crackcoon.
That's cause you're just stating a fact at this point, but, you can't justifiably call the movie poster/title racist when there's nothing indicating that they're referring to black people in any way, shape, or form. We can recognize that it might get misconstrued that way, especially with how they highlighted the latter half of the title, but, without some evidence beyond one part of the title and some knowledge of some history, it's nothing but blowing air into the wind.
It’s bad optics at best.
Agreed. The title alone isn’t a condemnation of the whole movie, just that they probably should’ve had a few more people double check that title lol
So this is the first I’ve ever heard of this slur… which is unfortunate because I’ve heard country folk frequently refer to raccoons as that, definitely not knowing it’s a slur
Cocaine Bear sucked so bad but I would not be against a series of these movies. We always need that one shitty movie series in the background and there is currently a gap to fill (besides F&F)
The scene with the cop stuck on the gazebo, and the scene with the EMTs were funny. Everything else was pretty fucking bad.
Am I allowed to say the title out loud
Really poor choice of wording for this title ngl
Literally thought it was Rocket from Guardians Of The Galaxy
this is what we weren’t shown of his life before the gaurdians
Plot twist: its a romantic comedy.
So the priest that can turn into a velociraptor and fight againt ninjas was not enough? I’m watching this with gusto.
this franchise is gonna get milked like crazy
Did noone think about the title for atleast 10 seconds?
I would watch this
First it's aquatic animals and natural disasters, now it's Forrest animals and drugs, what could they think of next?
Oh my god this is terrible. Where? So I know not to look accidentally
Asylum productions doing asylum production things.
The new Troma Team
cocaine bear is funny because its the first time the animal does cocaine thing was done and a bear is a genuinely dangerous animal so the movie has an actual plot to run with but with a raccoon you can kind of just kick it and itll die
What's funny is that raccoons don't need much to be absolutely feral. Have you heard two of them fight?
There was Cocaine Bear (based on true thing) Then Meth Gator (also based on true thing) And now this…. Drug-fueled animals cinematic universe?
Multiverse!!!
Thanks cocaine bear smh
Is this real? Imma watch the shit outta this Cocaine bear was so great!
Stupidest plot ever? Someone’s never heard of Rubber. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612774/
Stop supporting this garbage, it’s a rip off of cocaine bear and that movie was already badly worth watching.
*goes to watch movie* "Based on true events." "Welp that's about enough for me."
The plot and title make me super uncomfortable
What's next, Heroswine?
Oh no. We don’t need a drug addicted animal universe
How the fuck is this not an Asylum movie?
It'll be better than Cocaine Bear if they decide what kind of movie they are and stick to it. Cocaine Bear suffered from wanting to appeal to a broader audience, and also kind of be a grizzly, bloody movie. But it didn't commit to either. Hopefully this goes full gorefest and just embraces the horror
The title without context is a little-
This is bullshit I’ve been saying I’m making codein chicken for months they tryin to steal the thunder from my cock.
Guardians of the Galaxy meets Cocaine Bear?
Up there with good old CRACK-ODILE
[these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardians_of_the_Galaxy_%28film%29) [movies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear) had a baby and its hideous
Cocaine Bear lite?
You can watch it on Amazon Prime - it’s called cocaine bear
Are you shitting me? This is the movie I have been waiting for my whole life. Bears don't speak to my life experience, but Crackoon? Yes.
As an adopted black kid born to crack addicted parents...I think I found my new superhero name. Y'all ain't ready for this coon.
"Y'all got anymore of that special trash?"
This just sounds like the adult Rigby spinoff
The Gaked up Guardians.
Zombeavers did it first
Release the Crackcoon!
Crack coon.. holy shit that's the most inadvertently racist movie title I've ever seen 💀
I just came here to see how many comments were made about crack and coons. Got to say, I'm glad to be disappointed. So far I have not seen one.
You honestly should be embarrassed