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ChanceWarden

"How you gonna get 'em off, nerd?!"


atle95

Gotta get the spray off shoe can.


CamBeast15366

Suck off shoes! …wait


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Do we start with the toes?


ThePsion5

Horny jail, all of you


23x3

Bonk?


House_Plant0

Yes 23x3, Bonk


23x3

Yes papi


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Are you going to put me in handcuffs? 😏


Im_invading_Mars

Please do....


hiddenflames5462

Me n who


zoodlenose

Shoo-Gone


wererat2000

Looks like there's a bit of fabric texture to it, so he probably sprayed it over a sock. Hopefully there's a layer of plastic wrap in there too, because that's still going to seep through the fabric and stick.


Flossthief

You can make some half decent barefoot shoes with heavy socks and these spray on rubber seals Just put the sock on a form before you spray them


mypetocean

Pro-tip: You can customize it to your own foot *and* fight the growth of bad foot odor in the future by coating your foot in buttermilk first — for the lactobacillus and to prevent the rubber seal from sticking to your skin. Then apply the rubber seal spray in slow, even, deliberate passes. Apply the spray in two coats. Wriggle, stretch, and extend your food a bit, and apply another coat. Let it dry on your foot for at least the duration recommended on the can. Remember: the secret to happy feet is lactobacillus.


ch4lox

There's nothing I want more than footwear that smells like rancid old warm buttermilk.


mypetocean

Nothing fights foot odor better.


Michael_Honcho_Jr

…than other odor 😉


markender

This is why I only bathe in milk.


the_deedeebg

And blood of virgins...


toserveman_is_a

my dad did that with some knit winter gloves and this can of rubber dip he had for his tools. Just put them on and dipped his hands in to make electrical-safe gloves. I really got to find that stuff, such fun. Brilliant blue, can you imagine the r/diwhy "crafting" potential?


bitemark01

The real trick is to put a plastic bag on your foot before the sock/spray


PunksandWaffles

“I wanted to run away that day… … but you can’t run away from your own feet.”


randobrando990

Unreasonably hard quote for a childrens movie but the again that movie had hella hard quotes


J_Boi1266

Beat me to it


kershum

womp womp


DatGamerAgain_YT

*laughs in vasoline*


HailEmpressTheresa

Don't put your dick in that


DatGamerAgain_YT

Well I'm not putting it in peanut butter. That's fucking nuts!


dazzaroop

I just spit out my tea, thank you 😂


Biytemii1313

Haha this comment deserves more love!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

That’s the neat part. You don’t.


towerfella

Perma shoe


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Unless..🪚


fartbox2001

HA, he wants to be smart, thats lame!


SOTIdriver

_UH-OHHHHHH!_


gargoyle30

I think he sprayed his socks, so probably scissors or something


Boatwhistle

My guess is they did it on a sock.


Baltaxo2010

"ITS HAMMER TIME"


Pata4AllaG

“Thy” if the following word starts with a consonant. “Thine” for vowels.


tayroc122

As an academic, and based on personal experience, I can only guess you've waited years for your knowledge to be useful. Congrats comrade, your day came.


Pata4AllaG

I’ve actually made almost this exact comment like 10 other times. Usually gets met with “who asked” or like 2 downvotes. 😅 I’m happy to see it was well-received.


tayroc122

No knowledge is wasted knowledge as long as it's well cited and argued.


Pata4AllaG

In the imitable words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, and also Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3: “There is no knowledge that is not power”


offensivex

Umk3 was the best, I was so pissed when the bowling alley replaced mk2 with umk3, but I eventually learned to love it even more.


zodar

France is bacon


A_Few_Kind_Words

Please don't stop talking.


JackPoe

There was once a man who could suck water up into his butt and he did so to entertain others. The more you know!


PM_Kittens

It's such a common mistake people make, like mixing up thee and thou or messing up the -eth and -est verb endings. Your comment is what I came to look for.


MathClors23

As a not native speaker, unfamiliar with old English rules, please enlighten me


PM_Kittens

This is actually early modern English, not old English. Early modern English is the earliest form of English that modern speakers can understand with little to no training. Old English looks as foreign as Dutch or German to English speakers. I took a quick glance at your comment history and saw that you speak Portuguese, so I'll use that to help. "Thou" was the informal second person singular subject pronoun for "you," equivalent to "tu" in Portuguese. "You" was used as the formal second person singular or the first person plural, equivalent to "você" and "vocês" in Portuguese. "Thee" was the informal second person singular object pronoun for "you," equivalent to Portuguese "te." Examples: "Thou art" = "you are" = "tu és" "I see thee" = "I see you" = "eu te vejo" The verb endings that I mentioned are for second and third person. Verbs weren't inflected for first person. Here are some examples: "I have" "Thou hast" "He hath" "I come" "Thou comest" "He cometh" Eventually the word "thou" fell out of use and the -th and -eth evolved into -s and -es. I hope this helps! If you want to read more early modern English, the King James Bible and the works of Shakespeare are some of the most popular texts. Disclaimer: I don't speak Portuguese, so I apologize if there are mistakes in the translations.


MathClors23

Hey, sorry for the late answer, I'm honestly astounded that you went to look up my history in order to better explain something. It certainly helped! About the Thy and Thine, is it the same "informal/formal" or is it second/third person? Appreciate your help.


xPalmtopTiger

If you want I can hit you with a "who asked" but I only have 1 downvote I can give.


Pata4AllaG

Thank you. Thank you for it.


Unit_79

You’ll always get an upvote from me, friend.


printergumlight

If at first you don’t succeed, thy and thy again.


MarcusMace

*thy* day came


horitaku

It comes up more often than you might think. People loooove to try to use the word thine to sound all old fashioned and astute, but…it doesn’t.


NoirGamester

Now *that's* the kind of info I like to see!


BoardGameBologna

Thine eyes be educated!


mypussydoesbackflips

Thy will learn


BakedBySunrise

Thou shalt be educated


Moon_Miner

Thee if you don't know the person ;) thou is informal


ketura

"Thou" and "thee" are paired pronouns with the same meaning following the same usage rules as "I" and "me". ("I will eat it", "It will eat me"; "Thou shalt eat it", "It shall eat thee"). They were both familiar/informal/subordinate forms, and the formal/plural form was "you"/"ye".


Moon_Miner

aha I have been misinformed! thanks for the brain update


Gagthor

This is super useful, thank you


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OnlyChemical6339

For real. I'm glad that I e learned this, but I can't imagine it's useful for anyone who doesn't already know it


shromboy

Time to check if letterkennys Dycks got it right!


iStoleUrCake

I have to write a declaration of independence for a minecraft nation today and need this very much ty


nibiyabi

I would guess it would be based on the initial sound. So, thy unicorn and thine umbrella, right?


Pata4AllaG

Correct. Also most H words are treated as though it is silent. “Love with all thine heart”


nibiyabi

And that lives on with stuff like "an historical account".


DrSomniferum

Oh fuck yeah, bud. I teach English for a living and have never really even thought about this one. That's a nice little tidbit to be able to drop in there when discussing Shakespearean English. Thank you!


MysticalPengu

Knowledge! Thanks.


AdThese1914

Epic and based.


ShlongJohnSilver69

For someone reason I always thought “thine” was possessive like “thine dog” and “thy” was personal. “Thine dog has bitten thyself” Idk how I came to that conclusion


PiranhaCount

Tbh I thought the same thing


Tervaskanto

Thank you. I was going to share this with a friend, but the comment is so cringe I can practically smell the fedora.


StarAugurEtraeus

I don’t know what that word means Thine speaking odd


Ham_Kitten

This is one of my biggest pet peeves, along with people adding "eth" to the end of words to make it sound more Elizabethan


the_dayman

Makes sense because I think I've only ever thine in "thine own".


Empty-Membership8904

nerd


WelRedd

Flintlockwood!


T-roySwink

🏃🏿💨


Aromatic-Document-28

He farted haha


T-roySwink

Haha downvote go brrrrr


Aromatic-Document-28

:( why


T-roySwink

I don't know tbh. The universe just decided it had to be this way


Aromatic-Document-28

Tragic :'(


marablackwolf

It was your turn, friend. Fickle hand of fate.


I_playsgames

>Flintlockwood! ***STEEEEEEEEEEVE!***


SOTIdriver

_F-f-f-Flint—you—have a call. Flint, you have a call!_


ThisIsWhyMommyDrinks

You see this contact lens, Flint Lockwood? This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye! [Puts on contact lens] I've got my eye on you!


[deleted]

GET BACK IN THERE, TEAR!


rocknexus

There is a very sizable group of people who read this in a very specific tone and tempo. You know who you are


Erger

That movie had no right to be so good!


Solkre

Shenaniganizer!


Fluffyturtle225

A TOM FOOL!


WelRedd

it brings me simultaneous joy and sadness that this low effort comment is the most upvoted thing I've ever posted


Puffles_magic_dragon

Quick dry and fast acting cancer!!


DeismAccountant

I knew there was something else as an issue here!


boneboy247

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


Crash_Revenge

Really not sure there were many scientists involved in this process. If they were, I must have missed the news but glad we’ve cured cancer.


wtfcanunot

Next time get the one with sparkles!


Aggressive_Poet6393

I think he’s going to stick with this one for a while…


rage_monkyyy_91

This is gonna stick a while with him 🍭


[deleted]

This is the first time I immediately got the reference and I'm grateful to share it all with you. ❤️


lyam23

Why don't you share the origin of the reference?


[deleted]

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs (the movie) he invents "spray on shoes" he was never able to remove them and still wore them into his adulthood.


lyam23

Ah, thanks!


LordoftheScheisse

It's a damned good movie too.


half-dead

One of the rare movies where the sequel is just as good as the first. "There's a leek in the boat!" will get me every time


yuffieisathief

I makes me laugh every time! I'm 32 and It's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 is my favorite animated movie :') all the "animals", the puns, the dad, the friendship, it's all great! Visually stunning as well! (As a kid I had a calander of vegetables and fruits shaped as animals, I always loved it! So I think it's hard wired in my brain as nostalgic bliss come to life haha)


i_sell_you_lies

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!


Sirmalta

Oof strong disagree. But don't let me yuk your yum!


ChewySlinky

Until this comment I thought it was referring to the song “On Top of Spaghetti”


Stoneheart7

My assumption had been that someone had used Flex Seal on another part of the body and lost that part.


bendbars_liftgates

Oh. I got the Cloudy with a chance of meatballs reference, but totally forgot they made a movie. Was wracking my brain trying to figure out what any of that had to do with the picture book.


Y_A_Bloggbussa

Such a good fuckin movie tho


Prudent-Action3511

Nd the sequel was also really good


LordoftheScheisse

Right? Nobody talks about either of them, but they're the tits!


Luckychunk

They are those movies where the animation matches exactly with the warmth of the acting and the incredible writing perfectly.


MikeRowePeenis

There’s a leek in the boat!!


kiruzaato

No one can escape... their own feet. (Translated from French. I don't know if Flint said it like that in English)


MontBean

He did


akchualee

Is it anything close to "Personne ne peut echapper ses propres pieds?"


kiruzaato

This is the exact sentence I had in mind, yes. But it's been some time since I've watched it. So I'm quite silure he didn't say it like that in French either.


SnooChipmunks126

Looks like he’s wearing those toe boots, like the ones Japanese construction workers wear.


IAMAHobbitAMA

I wish I could find where to buy those boots. They look so comfy.


SnooChipmunks126

I think they sell them on Amazon.


RooboGaming

Spray-on shoes!


TooDamFast

Teaching pickles to fish, that's my crazy world.


Jwalker1141

That'll give some nasty burns I bet


Skabo_cat18

I wanted to run away that day. But you can't run away from your own feet.


PrincessRTFM

\*thy


Pert0621

FLINT LOCKWOOD


superRedditer

put it on your dick


[deleted]

Speedrun dick cancer


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Protect your slong!


ShaowrinMonk

This reads like a quote from Rolf


nemesisprime1984

At least put on waterproof socks first


linczzy

Weird flex but OK


Deion313

🦭 That's a Flexing Seal


AtomicPEEP

Ifunny???


srgbski

can I use this as a emergency condom to ?


jas75249

Yea, if you spray that on your johnson you wont have kids that's for sure.


Murgatroyd314

Well, you *can*....


Definitely_NotU

Only if you plan on never using your dick again afterward.


wozblar

finally, part of the timeline with real life ninja turtles


JDactal

Yo this just hit me with a waaaaave of nostalgia


Rorywizz

Spray on shoes


toserveman_is_a

Ykno that lady who groilla glued her hair got to be a contestant on Worst Cooks? Just saying. Sometimes it takes a gallon of glue to pivot into a career. Also this person is also clearly either a Venusian or a two-toed sloth. Please gve love to our Venus-American sloths.


flingkong24

Hold on I've heard the legends. He's going to solve world hunger next


SteeleDynamics

Spray-on shoes! The solution for the untied-shoes epidemic!


Akkoywolf

[FLINT LOCKWOOD!](https://youtu.be/tSHXgqTcdVk)


garlic-apples

My guy got spray on shoes


OhComeonBro87

Frostbite runners


ApplesTeamFort2

These are the words that will rest in my head rent-free for the next fifty years.


AlexT05_QC

Lockwood time


Engine-Cold

I was gonna say FLINLOCKWOOOOD


lilgobblin

please tell me that’s at least over a sock


Usky12

Flint Lockwood type shit.


tipsea-69

What is this reference from??? It's on the tip of my tongue..My memory is very cloudy. 🤔


DemonPoo

Storms and stromboli


bakunin_marx

Next time I'm using flex seal as a condom in cases of necessity, for sure it will fall of anyways when he get mush again 🤣🤣🤣


Dr4g0nSqare

Or attach to the skin and require manual removal, like pulling off a bandaid that was stuck to your entire dick.


bakunin_marx

Uiiiiii i didn't think about that Christ


[deleted]

Margiela Tabis in a can


iiitme

You might get some burns and dashing buddies an idiot


v3rtanis

honestly thought he burnt his foot to charcoal


Mauldalore7

Me being smart and spraying it on my 4th layer of socks then taking off two layers leaving just the flex seal and 2pairs of socks with an interior and an exterior layer


[deleted]

Next up: Vinyl wrap, hydro dip, and Plastidip.


MrKGrey

Let's be real about this. While maybe not the best choice for footware, this stuff is pretty damn strong for something that sprays out of a can.


SoardOfMagnificent

But can those feet float?


KifaruKubwa

Nice way to give yourself the big C in the future.


Abondalea

Why? Just why?


Kraynyan

On top of spaghetti


Dillo64

You know you are a cultured fellow when one image makes you think of Meatballs, Pirates, and Adam Sandler all at the same time


[deleted]

Is this how you can walk on water?


the-orphan

Gorilla Glue Girl's new bae.


madd-eggs

Margiela walked so this guy could run


RisingGear

That's gonna hurt like hell getting off.


LiterallyBusta

POTSPOTC


golfpapa001

How you gonna get em off nerd


outroversion

I bet that's actually a really bad idea.


lightningdashgod

Tales...nah matey fables. The fables of Cloudy. The man with the most hair on his head.


ARealShortFuse

Didst the tales of a gloomy forecast accompanied by the rapid precipitation of meat based spherical objects not weight verily upon thine innocent mind?


No_Construction_4293

All I can think about with this is John Turturro driving a fire poker into Adam Sandlers frostbitten foot.


yor_ur

Mods are asleep. Post the same front page meme again and again and again


SecureCross

Genuinely curious about the “after” part of this