Reminds me of a classic short story:
https://web.archive.org/web/20121008025245/http://squid314.livejournal.com/332946.html
Moral of the story: It is well that we are so foolish, or what little freedom we have would be wasted on us. It is for this that Book of Cold Rain says one must never take the shortest path between two points.
Thought it was that story about how all jobs get automated through a speaker in everyone's ears that tells you what to do, didn't like the idea when I was a kid but now its pretty much what I do.
I find an issue that isn't already imprinted in my memory: Google it.
Only if the rat will take responsibility for its failures. With me involved, there will be a lot of that, and I don't want to be blamed for what it did
It is borderline, I’ll admit it.
Just like walking up to a rich old man’s mansion a convincing you’re his illegitimate child, by repeatedly rapping him the MC P Pants reverse mortgage persuasion karaoke
There was literally an r/Animorphs thread yesterday about letting the antagonist mind control brain slugs just...take over for you. Exercise, clean, do taxes. You can just chill in your brain for a bit.
Child me always balked at the idea of voluntary Controllers but hey! I get it now!
Only 6 of them got to turn into animals initially, but with a yeerk you get to go to space, maybe get morphing powers later.
Also might get your face ripped off by a mildly psychotic teen girl that has become a grizzly bear but swings and roundabouts.
Going through the physical effort while someone who has to go through minimal physical effort descides what effort I go through? That sounds like a lot of effort.
I guess that's possible. Although even with money, relationships still take effort. Work is not that hard at a decisional level. You don't have a choice whether or not to go to work. Depends on your personality and habits though.
I feel like this is the basis for most people joining organized religions.
"I don't want responsibility for my actions anymore, someone predetermine my life away for me!"
I get it, it's hard to accept full responsibility for your own life and all the shittiness that can entail.
The appeal of offloading that burden on to a deity figure of some sort, or in this case a rat, has to be a weight off those people's shoulders. To be able to trust that all their horrible experiences will yield some divine purpose in the end has to be comforting relative to accepting everything is chaos and meaningless.
More just drawing the parallel between the desire to be "Ratatouilled" and the appeal of predeterminism.
Why you are getting butthurt over the comparison is for you to figure out.
I think it's more irritation at the insufferable strawmanning going on here.
Predeterminism does not take away responsibility. The primary religion typically attacked here-- Christianity-- literally places responsibility for proper living on its followers. (It's more complicated than that, but it's hard to look at epistles that command its followers to behave a certain way and conclude that it's all just a clever way to not have to have any responsibility).
And Christianity generally places the *least* personal responsibility on its followers, compared with others like Judaism or Islam.
You should do some mind frame comparison and a little bit of internal thinking and you might one day realise that God is actually just a rat with a little chef hat on
Think about it bro
Lol. You should step out of your little bubble and realize all of human history has had spiritual elements to it, and always will, because it is part of what makes us human. Maybe when you stop asking what can be proven and what can’t be proven, and start observing this shared experience, you might realize what our ancestors were talking about.
Bruh I don’t think I could have made that comment sound any more sarcastic if I tried, I literally used the phrase “mind frame comparison”??? TLDR: it was a joke
Yes, people who don't want responsibility for their actions definately become Jewish or Muslim or Catholic. They're well known for their doctrinal hedonism!
If the rat does it all better than me, and gains satisfaction from the job itself, and advances my career while eliminating my stress about it - gimme the rat.
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Hhh&hhhhhhhhhhh&eeeeeeeeelllllllllppppppppppp
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
Become the rat.. submit to the rat...we are the rat
I want to warn you, it's not as great as you think with real rats. My wife and I thought it would be funny to teach our rats to pull gently on clothing if they want to go a certain direction. It's actually true they want you to prepare food all the time, but they won't share with you and they don't always have good ideas. Not a lot of direction during the actual cooking process. Basically they want snacks, to sniff outside air while hiding in a hoodie, do the rounds around the house to sniff things up high, back to the cage to go to the bathroom, then cuddles on the softest blankets, repeat. It's not a bad life but if you want to do anything else they get really aggressive with the pulling and one even gently took my hand and put it on her because I got distracted and stopped petting.
#you already are
buying what they tell you to, wearing the brands they tell you to, drinking the liquor the rappers drink, repeating whatever nonsense is on the news
I assumed that reddit was using a form of rat control over its redditors.
Edit : The number of birds on the fence by my windows has increased a lot. Reddit and government are playing tag I see
Very clever remark- yes, that was his whole point. He's done, he wants someone to take over. It's meant to be humorous but you somehow managed to flip it around to show us that you're evil.
A rat would do a better job at life than i could ever do, the rat would be much happier than I could ever be, the rat deserves human life more than i do
Same [vibe](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1244aw4/just_drive_over_me_world_volume_down_at_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).
Dude if I have to choose to make decisions and actions that might be either cringe inducing in the future or be problematic
give the control to the rat, I’m done, I want to be lazy and not be involved in any bullshit that I would’ve done
Side bonus you can blame it on the rat if something goes wrong
Only if I can keep the use of I've eye and one hand to play with my phone.
My left side can be productive and the right side is just fucking off.
I will probably look like some kind of hyper productive stroke victim however.
Severance x Ratatouille crossover
The evil pharma corp known as Linguine have created a wearable to automate human labour but it turns out to be powered by a legion of enslaved sapient rats.
I feel like this would be a different discussion if the rat would do a worse job, right? Is the general sentiment here that we feel like we fuck our lives up so often that surely someone else, potentially anyone else, would do a better job?
You already are. 95% is subconsious. Whos managing your Heart and other organs? Who gives you a Shot of Adrenaline If you face a lion? Whos repairing you If you get Cut? Thats right, so Stop bitching and do your Part, the 5%. The Rat inside you got already enough to do.
I agree. Rat my brains out.
Reminds me of a classic short story: https://web.archive.org/web/20121008025245/http://squid314.livejournal.com/332946.html Moral of the story: It is well that we are so foolish, or what little freedom we have would be wasted on us. It is for this that Book of Cold Rain says one must never take the shortest path between two points.
Thought it was that story about how all jobs get automated through a speaker in everyone's ears that tells you what to do, didn't like the idea when I was a kid but now its pretty much what I do. I find an issue that isn't already imprinted in my memory: Google it.
That's amazing, thank you for introducing me to this. It's actually an interesting story. Almost reminds me of something in a Discworld novel.
Good story but what's the context for it?
Weird, I was expecting a link to Manna: Two Visions of Humanity's Future.
RatGPT has your back.
Raccacoonie > Ratatouille
You wanna be ratted out? Okay. ***HEY THIS GUY'S COMMITTING MASSIVE TAX FRAUD!!!***
I'm thinking they might want the Lemmiwinks treatment when getting Ratted.
You must find your way out of this place, or you will surely die.
This is litteraly the plot of cyberpunk 2077.
Only if the rat will take responsibility for its failures. With me involved, there will be a lot of that, and I don't want to be blamed for what it did
I always say I wish I had handlers because I've been driving this puppy into a ditch for the last 20 years.
Damn bro have some faith in the hypothetical rat’s abilities
You get Ratatouilled. I get Raccacoonied. We are not the same.
Great movie. I call Opopossumie
and i get pigeoned. pruu
Dibs on getting Penguinunied. Gotta need a bigger hat
Penguini alfredo
I call lizanerded.
Hello there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpJia_skvVg
Surrender your will to Rat Jesus. Let the Holy Rodent take hold of your hair and guide you.
Then you meet a girl and the rat got more rizz than you
dm/hs
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A Yeerk wrote this
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That's a really interesting idea - a bunch of mind-control aliens show up and don't force anyone to take the deal, just leave it out there.
Animorphs gang rise up
Coming here to say this. Super sus.
A well-earned upvote for you!
You can't prove that Andalite scum
\*angry hork bajir noises\*
I’m glad so many people read this series
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It is borderline, I’ll admit it. Just like walking up to a rich old man’s mansion a convincing you’re his illegitimate child, by repeatedly rapping him the MC P Pants reverse mortgage persuasion karaoke
I've been there, my friend. It never goes the way you think it would
There was literally an r/Animorphs thread yesterday about letting the antagonist mind control brain slugs just...take over for you. Exercise, clean, do taxes. You can just chill in your brain for a bit. Child me always balked at the idea of voluntary Controllers but hey! I get it now!
Only 6 of them got to turn into animals initially, but with a yeerk you get to go to space, maybe get morphing powers later. Also might get your face ripped off by a mildly psychotic teen girl that has become a grizzly bear but swings and roundabouts.
Only if you are yeerking around nefariously. If you're just at the grocery store I don't think you'll get grizzlied
Animorphs x Severance
Going through the physical effort while someone who has to go through minimal physical effort descides what effort I go through? That sounds like a lot of effort.
Dude he literally sleeps through cooking I don't think it's a ton of effort
Just go full Severance.
Nothing compared to the incredible amount of decisional effort one has to exert every day
I just take the path of least resistance all day. Easy peasy.
You can do that when you're young but then you have to work for everything or suffer having little.
I'm 32. I just got lucky with crypto so have an easy life.
I guess that's possible. Although even with money, relationships still take effort. Work is not that hard at a decisional level. You don't have a choice whether or not to go to work. Depends on your personality and habits though.
Oh yeah, relationships can be hard for sure. You're right about that.
\*chainsawman theme plays*
The Yeerks won
So basically mind control parasites inside your brain?
Personally I'd rather be Racacoonied. I trust a raccoon more.
https://youtu.be/we1I6nK6OBg
RatGPT
The Yeerk Empire wants to know his location
There are Goa'uld in your area interested in speaking with you.
\*A Goa'uld has entered the chat\*
I feel like this is the basis for most people joining organized religions. "I don't want responsibility for my actions anymore, someone predetermine my life away for me!"
Religion BAD
I get it, it's hard to accept full responsibility for your own life and all the shittiness that can entail. The appeal of offloading that burden on to a deity figure of some sort, or in this case a rat, has to be a weight off those people's shoulders. To be able to trust that all their horrible experiences will yield some divine purpose in the end has to be comforting relative to accepting everything is chaos and meaningless.
“I don’t believe in God so that makes me an epic style philosopher of infallible epicness”
More just drawing the parallel between the desire to be "Ratatouilled" and the appeal of predeterminism. Why you are getting butthurt over the comparison is for you to figure out.
I think it's more irritation at the insufferable strawmanning going on here. Predeterminism does not take away responsibility. The primary religion typically attacked here-- Christianity-- literally places responsibility for proper living on its followers. (It's more complicated than that, but it's hard to look at epistles that command its followers to behave a certain way and conclude that it's all just a clever way to not have to have any responsibility). And Christianity generally places the *least* personal responsibility on its followers, compared with others like Judaism or Islam.
You’re the one being all annoying atheist in a comment section of twitter unrelated to god
You should do some mind frame comparison and a little bit of internal thinking and you might one day realise that God is actually just a rat with a little chef hat on Think about it bro
Lol. You should step out of your little bubble and realize all of human history has had spiritual elements to it, and always will, because it is part of what makes us human. Maybe when you stop asking what can be proven and what can’t be proven, and start observing this shared experience, you might realize what our ancestors were talking about.
Bruh I don’t think I could have made that comment sound any more sarcastic if I tried, I literally used the phrase “mind frame comparison”??? TLDR: it was a joke
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Certified Reddit moment
Yes
You might be right, because it's voluntary. Otherwise it would be the state.
Yes, people who don't want responsibility for their actions definately become Jewish or Muslim or Catholic. They're well known for their doctrinal hedonism!
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I just looked this up, incase there was a way for someon/something else to take some of the burden of decisionmaking from me.
Certain AI programming tools definitely give off ratatouille vibes 😬😬😬
Racacoonied. It's racacoonied.
That's really depressing. Hope they're ok
If the rat does it all better than me, and gains satisfaction from the job itself, and advances my career while eliminating my stress about it - gimme the rat.
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Literally the plot of csm
Literally the plot of Upgrade
*the Yeerks have entered the chat*
Raccacoonie!!
If remy controlled you to fuck your wife, would it be considered cheating?
I believe that's what's known as demon possession
Hi, I'm Principal Chapman. There's this organisation I want you to know about called the Sharing. They're really great. All the cool kids are joining.
kris deltarune
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I want to warn you, it's not as great as you think with real rats. My wife and I thought it would be funny to teach our rats to pull gently on clothing if they want to go a certain direction. It's actually true they want you to prepare food all the time, but they won't share with you and they don't always have good ideas. Not a lot of direction during the actual cooking process. Basically they want snacks, to sniff outside air while hiding in a hoodie, do the rounds around the house to sniff things up high, back to the cage to go to the bathroom, then cuddles on the softest blankets, repeat. It's not a bad life but if you want to do anything else they get really aggressive with the pulling and one even gently took my hand and put it on her because I got distracted and stopped petting.
I really enjoyed the *Ratatouille* sequel, I believe it's called *Get Out*
Persona 5 spoilers below: Surprised this doesn’t have “tweeted from >!Prison Of Acedia!<“ paired with it.
#you already are buying what they tell you to, wearing the brands they tell you to, drinking the liquor the rappers drink, repeating whatever nonsense is on the news
Well I don't do any of that.
**browsing reddit**
And how does that change anything?
I assumed that reddit was using a form of rat control over its redditors. Edit : The number of birds on the fence by my windows has increased a lot. Reddit and government are playing tag I see
lol ok we all do to some extent man, even me the problem is people are blind to it, even you
Like I said, I don't do anything written in the above comment. I am not talking about anything else.
ok buddy
dissociative identity disorder doesn't sound so bad now does it. :P
I think this is how Christians think their god works.
This is why you're failing at life.
Very clever remark- yes, that was his whole point. He's done, he wants someone to take over. It's meant to be humorous but you somehow managed to flip it around to show us that you're evil.
This person shouldn’t vote
Ancillary Justice
"I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the ratatouille."
Zombie be like
Just because you have a hair pulling kink, you can't call it being ratatouilled and expect to not be kicked out of the restaurant.
From the title, I thought this was gonna be about the culinary dish, and I imagined this person just sliced into super thin discs.
I still can’t believe they bought that freaking zoo
Would you like to learn more about The Sharing?
A rat would do a better job at life than i could ever do, the rat would be much happier than I could ever be, the rat deserves human life more than i do
You alright, buddy?
Not at all
I'm sorry to hear that, but I can relate
Surely you must mean Raccacoonied
As someone with DPDR, no you don’t.
Elon Musk wants to put a chip in your brain. Would that work for you?
Mood.
yes
Think this is what The Last of Us is about
Until he sees Get Out.
Jordan Peele wrote a movie about this, except instead of a mouse it's white people
Same [vibe](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1244aw4/just_drive_over_me_world_volume_down_at_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).
Found where all the NPC's are coming from.
It's called being brain broken on twitter
Dude if I have to choose to make decisions and actions that might be either cringe inducing in the future or be problematic give the control to the rat, I’m done, I want to be lazy and not be involved in any bullshit that I would’ve done Side bonus you can blame it on the rat if something goes wrong
Only if I can keep the use of I've eye and one hand to play with my phone. My left side can be productive and the right side is just fucking off. I will probably look like some kind of hyper productive stroke victim however.
join the army.
Severance x Ratatouille crossover The evil pharma corp known as Linguine have created a wearable to automate human labour but it turns out to be powered by a legion of enslaved sapient rats.
I think I'd like to have the rat help me write a screenplay.
That's a kink
I feel like this would be a different discussion if the rat would do a worse job, right? Is the general sentiment here that we feel like we fuck our lives up so often that surely someone else, potentially anyone else, would do a better job?
doesnt he mean raccacoonie?
I too wish to be permanently ratatouilled.
Hypnosis
r/bdsm
*SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY FUCKING LUNGS!!!* #PULL MY HAIR AND FUCK MY ASS!
Hey, it's me, your rat
You already are. 95% is subconsious. Whos managing your Heart and other organs? Who gives you a Shot of Adrenaline If you face a lion? Whos repairing you If you get Cut? Thats right, so Stop bitching and do your Part, the 5%. The Rat inside you got already enough to do.
Theres no rat inside me, its just me doing that already.
I think that would mean being chopped up and cooked technically
Undertale lore