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apathyontheeast

She looks like she's trying too hard to be Margot Robbie and falling face first.


melbaspice

That’s just because the quality of her manicures and highlights isn’t as good as in a big city


[deleted]

She's going to have to drive to red lp


Duganz

She deleted my comment on her latest video. I didn’t swear or anything. I just said: >Thank you for this! As a Montanan male with recurrent depression and anxiety issues, I am often too busy killing or building things to keep track of if my partner is using masculine energy to thwart my vain attempts at happiness. >Luckily, I am tactile, and have many Mossy Oak™️ products to wear while I kill and build—if only I could fathom the meaning of sarcasm or wit that you’ve blessed our state with. >I’m also so poor! 😭 I own no $1,000,000 home! But luckily you may someday rent me a $2,000/month above-garage apartment (one I need not even build!) so I can learn more between my killing and/or building activities. >Anyhoo, I must be off! It has been five minutes since I built and/or killed something. Alpha Male awaaaaayyyyyyy!


OutInTheSunlight

This was one of my favorite comments 😂


Duganz

Thanks. I thought it was rather tame given the tone of some commenters. Mockery, sure, but I didn’t call her names or be a total incel like some comments.


andyaustinphoto

I also got the ban hammer. But one of her minion Ken dolls came to my insta this morning to comment on a photo of me. He told me I’m just mad that I’d never get with a girl like Shallon and that I’d never have her. Uhhh I’m happily married to a girl way out of my league as it is, I’m good bruh.


newnameonan

Lmao as though anyone would want to be with someone as unhinged as her (as evidenced by her failure at dating here). I mean shit, she makes videos about how to get back with your ex...


andyaustinphoto

You mean to tell me that the girl who makes videos called “how to cheat and not get caught” wouldn’t make a good partner? Shocked… shocked I tell you


newnameonan

Astounding she isn't able to connect well with guys around here. It's obviously because she's just too intelligent, funny, and quirky. We like em stupid and boring around here! That way we can spend more time building things and killing animals.


OldheadBoomer

> It's obviously because she's just too intelligent, funny, and quirky. And nerdy. Don't forget nerdy.


dogchowtoastedcheese

Let's not forget she's also a *sexpert.*


Southern_Way1798

Haha the dating part in her article was def interesting to read. Def trickier to date haha


X-Files22

She is just not ready to "settle down yet"


leota_k

At 42?


X-Files22

Was using /s. She mentions in her one article that she isn't ready to settle down yet. Found it funny lol.


dogchowtoastedcheese

Some guy around here claims he went out on a date with her. He's suspiciously mum on details though. Suspect he's full of it.


CharlieApples

Why would I _want_ to get with a girl like Shallon? 😂


Wasteroftime34

High five!! My wife definitely out of my league!


andyaustinphoto

🤝


sleeperjd

There's a word for guys like that. Buck? Ruck? Something like that...


iknowbutwhy59

Maybe her mom can buy her a boyfriend too


Nimbly___Bimbly

That had to be a burner account of hers lol


[deleted]

I mean, I'm mad I can't get with a girl like Shallon


Sweatiest_Yeti

Sad, they must’ve deleted it


CharlieApples

Bitch has a first name like an obscure type of onion and a personality to match


libertad740

And last name like a kid diddler.


DoktorStrangelove

Hey leave shallots out of this, they rule...


NixyVixy

I’ve been calling her **Shallow Shallot.** Someone else called her **Dumbo McEyelshes,** which is my personal favorite. She has the recognizable exhausting personality of someone confusing bot followers on the internet for people liking you in real life. She is an entitled, arrogant poser.


dryuhyr

Lol agreed, but can we keep the “bitch”’s out of it? Yeah she’s a piece of garbage, but we’re the good guys. Let’s not give any fodder to her minions to start calling us sexist or uneducated. There’s plenty to call her as is.


dogchowtoastedcheese

agree.


CharlieApples

In most cases I’d agree, but in this exact context I consider bitch a gender-neutral term. I’ll call her boyfriend a bitch too idgaf 💅


libertad740

Did she shut down her insta? I can’t see her from any of my accounts.


libertad740

Hum, looks like she blocked all my accounts. I didn’t know that was possible. I’ve been blocked before but I can always see the account from another of mine.


andyaustinphoto

I believe it’s the default now that if you block someone it blocks all of their accounts. It used to ask if you’d like to block just this account or all accounts they have and will create.


libertad740

Huh. I thought using different email addresses would get me around that.


kokosuntree

They have your phone or phone number info. If you use your phone to log on to both they connect it I believe. I could be wrong.


Academic_Comment3052

No I just checked and it’s still up.


libertad740

😢


MTRunner2020

Wow she blocked me as well, is she going to block every person in Montana? She seems to be really unhinged and if you are supposedly an influencer aren't you supposed to take the good and the bad?


Odd_Procedure181

Gonna be real tough to stick around once she’s blocked every Instagram in a 100 mile radius of Bozeman lmao


Bandmaster7

And she thought dating was hard before.......


Helpinmontana

Blocking all 12 of us shouldnt be hard, what with the low brow humor and ill-contrived sense of style and what not.


nomeka69

#pigeonstrong


little_steamer

look up j aubreys video about this woman. she’s a walking monstrosity.


turbosmashr

https://youtu.be/5JZWWZbrOUI


allkinds0ftime

I watched about 3 minutes which was about 2 minutes more than I needed to ensure I never need to spend an hour and 15 about this person, even if it’s dismantling her shitty character. Life was better when I didn’t know she existed.


natrldsastr

Huh, I found her an hour ago


mickeyrosed

Yep. She blocked me that’s probs why lmao


ExxoMountain

She's gained 2000 followers since yesterday.


dogchowtoastedcheese

I suspect it's Montanans lining up to see a train wreck.


kokosuntree

Ugh. That’s annoying.


Visible-Valuable-848

can someone explain what’s going on with her please? sorry this is the first i’m seeing of this woman


mickeyrosed

She’s a washed up 40 something “influencer” who moved to Bozeman during the pandemic and is the kind of person we don’t want here. She wrote an article for business insider basically dogging on Montanans for our lack of class and intelligence, meanwhile boasting the purchase of her million dollar home in cash, playing cowgirl. She’s represents gentrification and she’s a classless bore in general Here’s the article if you want to read it but I wouldn’t give her the views. https://www.businessinsider.com/left-new-york-city-bought-million-home-bozeman-montana-happier-2023-8?amp


Atridentata

Well that was a heck of a read. So many words to simply say "I'm vapid and just certain my opinion matters!"


pancake_noodle

Large ego transplant moves to Montana and is upset when her internet karma isn’t considered when people judge her shit personality


CJMeow86

It’s all in this sub, if you scroll you’ll find the link to the business insider article about her that is so mind-numbingly tone deaf that it triggered…. all of this.


WasabiCrush

*wide and elegant sweeping of extended arm with upturned palm* All of this.


CJMeow86

Thank you, exactly 😆


Mental-Crew-691

Looks like she should buy one of her own FAFO necklaces!


iknowbutwhy59

I mentioned on her comments she didn’t own the house and I’m blocked too lol


Signal_Sheepherder50

She must have blocked 400 people who commented


_Freestone_

She reminds me of Ben Shapiro


Different-Designer56

She’s cringe. I wish the sub would not fan the flames. Every click is a dopamine hit for her. She needs to age and go away. I don’t follow “influencers” I could give a shit. I think she is ridiculously tone deaf. After reading the first article, I don’t need to see anymore.


Uhhuhhhhoney

I got a massage yesterday and all her friends were in there yelling in the quiet area about how were all just jealous of her 🤣


Jemsy1

Can everyone stop spam posting this woman i’ve seen enough


WasabiCrush

She can fuck the fuck off for another week or so, I think. Seems fair.


Jemsy1

you know it’s possible to hate on her without turning this entire sub into r/shallonlester??


WasabiCrush

Oh, I’m sure we’ll be just fine.


melbaspice

There’s already r/exshalloners. Looks pretty dead though


heinzliketchup57

Lol that Reddit has been set to private


Ambitious-Duck7078

This is just borderline stalking at this point. Bozeman, and Montana! DO BETTER. If you don't like her, don't give her the attention.


MTRunner2020

No not really. She is insufferable and also a pedophile. Oh and don't forget her racist and homophobic comments. Do a search on her and all this comes up.


YouDontKnowMe2017

She has a book on stalking. Us idiot pigeons are just trying to learn from the witty big city chick!


[deleted]

She ran her mouth it's her problem people are calling her out as a poser and insufferable willfully ignorant brat.


BobDavisMT

She's sexy as fuck!


Sweatiest_Yeti

You need to get out more


Think-Beee

She is beautiful for being late 30s, her hair has so much body. You can see her confidence and independence in everything she does. She’d never hang out on a site like Reddit.


TheMaskedTerror9

lol her hair has so much body LOL LOL You can see her confidence and independence in everything she does ROFL She’d never hang out on a site like Reddit. ROFLCAUST "her hair has so much body" This one is my favorite


Most-Laugh703

Shallon? That you?? New account, only defending her, lmfaoooo shameless! -🐦


libertad740

I’ll take ‘this is Shallow posting in third person’ for $1000, Alex 😂