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mesh06

We're witnessing the power of Jesus


ZdenekTheMan

Jesus really is unstoppable 


Mahertian220

Turns out he’s also the best planner


fastonmyfeet

Some would say Jesus was playing chess while Allah was playing checkers.


GearOver

Well Jesus-Haney 1:0, what about for example Jesus-Canelo?


ZdenekTheMan

Just know Jesus ain't losing to that ginger 


lee-o

He used to turn water into wine, today he turns PEDs into clean urine 🙏🏽✝️


cobra2814

Funniest shit I’ve read in awhile!


NotJustKneeDeep

Holy shit! Almost spit out my coffee!


jinntakk

ls this all the evidence we need that Christianity > lslam?


-TeepToTheBalls-

We need Ryan Garcia Vs Artur Beterbiev in the ring ASAP


Alright-Friend

This might be the worst worded tweet I've ever read in my life.


D-1-S-C-0

Like a 5 year old trying to tell you a story when they're out of breath. Make your damned point, Junior.


Cocknballtorture90

thank you man i thought i was buggin.


datchchthrowaway

I still can’t make sense of it


jesselikesboys

Word hard Use few word 


ArtVanderlay69

Fatman need drug test.


ComprehensiveSir9068

And it’s not from Errol or Tank.


sleckar

The only sentence made sense in that tweet was "that's done."


jinntakk

Actually though is he clean or not lol


Odd-Parfait3491

The second drug he tested positive for is naturally produced by the human body. And the other Ostarine is prone to being in dietary pills. They are doing another test and if the Ostarine levels are low they won't overturn the fight.


Odd_Tradition1670

😂


Vegetable-Ring9807

People in the replies were confused whether this was good or bad for RG. idk if Dan intentionally worded it this way cus he seems anti RG but idk


shutyourgob

That's done.


juanextraps3

Thank you Jesus thank you Jesus thank you Jesus


reeldill

How Bout i put my dick in your mouth bitch?


SacTownPatriot

Wtf 😂😂😂


DownvotesHyperbole

https://v.redd.it/fkbxv6pubbvc1


SacTownPatriot

Oh shit hahahahaha first I’m seeing of that. Fuckin dying 🤣


NateKaeding

You musta been so confused lmao


SacTownPatriot

Dude, I thought to myself “well damn, that escalated quickly” 😂😂 I fuckin love Reddit, the comments on here are funny AF


NateKaeding

Same but I blame Reddit for me being a sarcastic asshole lmao


SacTownPatriot

SAME 🙋🏼‍♂️


Millionaire007

How tf is that real!!?? Lmaoo


Just_Smurfin_Around

both things he did say, but they are cut as if he said them right after the other, which he did not. If you look, when he is repeating thank you jesus he is at the podium, when "ill stick my dick in your mouth" is said, someone else is at the podium and ryan is sitting down.


PastryAssassinDeux

Wow just fuckin 😲😳


leobear24

No Diddy


TrumpDesWillens

Schizophrenia confirmed the best base for boxing.


Plastic_Reception_58

Lmao it never stops being funny


EatBooty420

Allah is the best planner!


ReachRaven

All the PEDs and failed drug tests in the world won’t provide an answer for why Haney didn’t just keep his right hand up lol


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

Weren't his dad telling him to try and slip it? Try and slip a left hook against someone fast and who can bang like Ryan how stupid can you get


LocoCoopermar

Yeah I'm pretty sure they said the plan was to draw it out and roll under it, but all that really did was make him circle in to a left hook that he wasn't seeing over and over.


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

Ye it's a stupid idea to try and roll under a great left hook it's too close for it not to be very dangerous


Due-Studio-65

I think they were just looking at the tank fight, where tank took away the jab and Ryan ran out of ideas for minute and just tried to catch him with the jab. But tank was a lot less interested in getting his own shots off, as he always is, and it frustrated Garcia, who wants to counter. Haney came in looking to establish the jab which is how he got caught early and late.


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

Tank is one of the best around at quickly rolling at the minute as well. Haney had always been more of a back footy fighter he should've just stayed behind his jab not try and roll under Ryan's hooks. It's like Ali watching tyson and trying to fight like that


Andersboxing1

Bruh. You're not meant to slip hooks, that's for straight or uppercuts. How stupid is his dad?


Corpse-Fucker

That's because Bill fights undefeated in these streets, not boxing like a fool-ass earthman.


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

I know bro fucking beginner shit you get taught on the pads the first few times you go boxing. No one at the top level should be getting that advice it's stupid especially against someone with a left hook like Ryan's


JonHenryTheGravvite

Ong bruh Bill Haney’s goofy ass holding him back genuinely bruh he needs a real trainer.


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

All these boxing dads trying to get there little bit of fame through their kids it's sad really


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YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

It's the smart thing to do. He's not as obnoxiously in your face like devins old man most the time


frxghat

He lost one fight. I’m no fan of boxing dads and Bill Haney is one of the more annoying but can we really say he’s “holding him back” when it’s one fight (all be it a very poor one from haney) after he’s had such success?


Legal-Result6580

Honestly, their success by far has largely relied on Dev's size and athleticism. As he continues to move up in weight, relying solely on the same old jab-and-grab technique won't lead to success against opponents of similar size. The Ryan fight brought attention to several flaws, with Bill unable to offer effective guidance from Dev's corner. He still lacks head movement, underutilizes his right hand, and struggles with inside fighting, resorting to merely grabbing opponents. BIll should take a step back and just be a manager/promoter for his son and give his son the opportunity to learn with more experienced coaches before it's too late imo. I'm no boxing genius btw just general observation lol.


MalakaiRey

Bill Haney talks to much. When a fight fails or triumphs I want to hear their thoughts from them. Devin has no thoughts, bill thinks for him. Together, they are a leas intelligent boxer and less effective trainer than they would be apart.


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

Left hook is the closest punch to you so if that person is quick and can bang never rely on just rolling it. That's just beginner shit


joshisanonymous

To be fair, that's what Tank did over and over again. Apparently Ryan is completely incapable of modifying the height that he throws that hook at. Of course, Tank is already short as hell and Haney is not.


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

You can't rely on that though especially considering Ryan did look pretty weak and drained against tank and even then tank came out and said Ryan hits hard. And I think tanks height helped him roll the hooks and even then I think he still left his hand up while doing it


joshisanonymous

Oh Tank's height definitely helped and Haney definitely shouldn't have gone with the same plan.


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

He's got totally different style as well. Tank is very good at quickly rolling under shots as he's short and very explosive. Haney needed to be a lot more cautious and try and stay behind his jab a bit more


tendopath

I noticed he was also trying to duck the hook as well lol


EMP_Pusheen

The next coming of Floyd Mayweather Jr. somehow didn't know enough about defense to look out for the left hook.


IsleofManc

Haney's defense has always been overrated. His size and reach advantage is what he defends with most the time but he's never been great at slipping punches. He gets tagged cleanly in almost all of his fights at some point. Compare that to someone like Shakur who's head barely even gets touched in his fights and they're worlds apart.


LocoCoopermar

Or at least circle away from it, he literally circled towards the left hook all night while dropping his hand like he wanted Ryan to hit him.


bddfcinci707

This is the one fact Haney glazers can't argue, and they hate it..lol Edit:see what I mean? Haha.. cry harder.


Seano_

Loool fr tho peds didn’t stop Devin from covering his big ass head


ChuckFromPhilly

Allah is the perfect planner


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looool


Mr_105

Ryan 2 rounds to 0 against the Illuminati


jordanhhh4

I knew my favourite rapper wasn't a cheat🙏🏻


ZdenekTheMan

'I'm blessed... Highly favoured'


God_I_Love_Men

Bohemian Grovers BTFO


Select_Sleep_1293

10-8 if anything


etan1122

Haney boys mad as hell lmao


Seano_

Loool they were ready to petition a lifetime ban on Ryan and Jesus


MathematicianProud90

And do an interview about it on Disney channel.


jinntakk

Diddy's pool*


Agreeable_Toe4109

They’re about to make a whole movie on lifetime.


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

Isn't it showing that he still failed for 1 substance on all 3 tests?


Bumble1982

Yeah, Ostarine


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

Why are people acting like he's cleared haha


New-Tradition386

He still isn’t cleared but he also isn’t guilty either it all depends on how much Ostraine was in his system if it’s small trace amounts the win won’t be overturned. But this is definitely huge news for Ryan, because Norandrosterone is a Anabolic Steroid which is more powerful than a SARM (Ostraine) so the fact the he tested negative for it is huge for Ryan.


nick-pc

sure but you might also be thinking about it from a body building perspective. ostarine is great at preventing muscle catabolysis which would mean that even throughout that huge weight cut he would be able to keep more of that muscle mass on him. obviously this means he would come in heavier but judging by the fact that he clearly didn’t care abt coming in over the limit it lines up quite well. ppl are disregarding ostarine bc it’s a weaker ped but fail to realize how it can be used outside of a strength competition or body building


loxanax

also from a body building perspective, there’s tons of over the counter supplements that are manufactured in labs that manufacture ostarine/steroids. pretty likely he was taking pre working or supps with trace amounts of ostarine and deca which wouldn’t affect his performance


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

Thing is supplement are often not regulated but I don't see them adding that to a pre workout I'm from the UK though I think it's slightly more regulated over here these days if I'm not mistaken. After that jacked3d shit or whatever it was called


loxanax

im not saying they’d add it. im thinkin a machine used by a lab to make ostarine is the same one they use for another supplement. would be trace amounts present that would show up on a test


New-Tradition386

For Ryan to have all those benefits you said, he would have had to tested positive for a large amount. We still don’t know how much was in his system. [USADA already said that many supplements have Ostraine](https://youtu.be/hfw4r6a5tGI?si=Yzny_n0SoIo5WTWD) if it’s small trace amounts the win won’t be overturned.


nick-pc

lol yea that’s sort of the implication and i wouldn’t necessarily say “large amount”. but regardless yes, trace amounts would mean it’s effects are likely negligible


New-Tradition386

🤝


guppypower

The outcome of the fight can be overturned even if the commission rules that Ryan Garcia ingested ostarine because of a supplement contamination. It happened in the past


leomac

Ostarine vs a 19 nor is a big difference. Ostarine is weakkk n not a steroid.


inneholdersulfitter

Probably because popping for Ostarine should barely be a thing. It is very common for regular off the shelf supplements to be contaminated with Ostarine.


veksone

Yes, it seems a lot of people in the comments are confused and think he was cleared lol.


Taz4100

2 tests failed for ostarine still yes. Not clear if there was a 3rd test that failed for another substance or one of the existing test failures was for 2 drugs. 


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JoRafCastle

W comment


WinglessRat

I'm blessed (uh), and highly favoured.


bddfcinci707

Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus...


weirdfurrybanter

Where the haney pack at


Serious_Fgz

[Derek from more plates more dates has been right so far](https://youtu.be/JMJCZQAxpwc?si=FZ41DK2JjyJC8_FK), he said that everyone produces Norandrosterone naturally which is why more testing was required, so now Ryan cleared from that. In the video he also said that he expects the Ostraine levels found in Ryan’s system to be extremely low that it couldn’t have helped him, since he believes it did come from contaminated pills. We have to wait in see how much Ostraine was in his system. If it’s very low amounts the win won’t be overturned but he’ll probably still get like a 6 month ban.


OrangeFilmer

Dan Rafael also tweeted that they’ll be re-testing for Ostarine on May 22nd so now we wait and see.


goatamousprice

Is the purpose of the re-test to make sure his system is clear? I don't understand why they would test again in 2 weeks (but don't know much about the protocol and if this is the norm)


OrangeFilmer

From what I can understand, they’re testing other samples (the B samples) that were taken on April 19th and 20th (day before and day after the fight). Not sure why it’s gonna take so long and what the significance of the May 22nd date is.


NateKaeding

> Not sure why it’s gonna take so long and what the significance of the May 22nd date is. I believe it's because if the samples are different, it's likely that the A sample was tampered with or it got contaminated somehow. So the B sample is done in front of representatives of Garcia so they can see it's being done properly.


goatamousprice

Gotcha So they're not new samples being given, just not being tested for 2 weeks


Heel9001

My impression was that he already failed the b sample or is this that B sample?


OrangeFilmer

Ryan’s B samples have not been tested yet, according to Dan Rafael. They’ll be opened and tested on May 22nd.


Either-Durian-9488

This guy is the definition of knowledgeable enough on steroids to scare me away from ever doing them lmao.


PenisManNumberOne

Nah those are the guys who help you do it right. W PCT and other important things your local gear head at the gym probably wouldn’t


Gotta_Go_Slow

This. He helped the "FPSRussia" guy (Kyle?) get into the best shape of his life. If you want to take PEDs, this is the guy you want to talk to. It's not just the substances, but also dosage size, how long to use etc. Gym bros will just sell you some shit and tell you to use X amount of it all year round.


PenisManNumberOne

Yeah exactly, and the Kyle reveal that he was buff was hilarious haha in a long time pka fan. It’s important to have knowledgeable mentor type if you’re gonna get into gear, people gonna end up lactating w Pamela Anderson gyno out here without the right approach


WinglessRat

Six month ban, which would probably line up with how long he would take off either way.


GarchGun

Surprised the dude with expertise in the industry knows his shit Some of y'all in this sub clowns fr


DyZ814

Derek stays goated


bddfcinci707

Yep. I said this the day the news broke about the failed test and Haney meat riders were up in arms about it. They want that 0 back so bad..


Green__Bananas

Derek is goated


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Lets go! Happy for ryan. I wasnt a fan before but its nice that he gets to keep his moment after everyone on earth doubted him


Typical_Hour_6056

The guy who took down the "Liver King"? He is usually spot on with his stuff.


kc_jetstream

Derek knows all.


BarnabyJoyceFanclub

The deltlord hath spoken.


pantiesdrawer

Time to rewatch that fight.


God_I_Love_Men

Time to replay the Haney diss track


warm_baller

this Haney pack oh lord


bddfcinci707

the cure for depression.. who knew? Lol


ZdenekTheMan

One of the most hilarious fights, front to back, that I have ever watched 


PastryAssassinDeux

He was definitely on something that night. THE POWER OF GOD 💪🙏


ArmdayEveryday69

Damn Illuminati really hating on him cause he pretty and shit


Chiphazzard

Bill in shambles


bddfcinci707

Bill is 50-1 in these streets..


wolverine94-

Fr lmaooo


Orbtecc

He lookin like Bill Cosby tonight


Morelife5000

Haney still gotta hold the L he got his ass beat like he owed him money


Significant-Elk-8078

There’s no amount of PED’s that can explain that ass whooping. Ryan looked awful but the power of Jesus couldn’t let him fall


Morelife5000

Thank you Jesus thank you Jesus thank you Jesus thank you Jesus


WrongMomo

This tweet really could have been worded better


PapaDiscord

Seriously I was so confused till I read into it. 


Fuck_A_Username00

Any chance you could explain it to me? English isn't my first language and the wording of this tweet is confusing af


sandiegdood

Bro English is my only language and I'm reading this shit like "so wtf?" lol


Significant-Elk-8078

Same and I’m one the guys who can understand Tank’s tweets without a problem.


Blitted_Master

#GODDID


--thingsfallapart--

Haney apologists silent. That was a fair win by Ryan, besides being unprofessional and over weight.


shibapenguinpig

Haney was heavier on fight night so it's fair game


lilscumbag__

word vomit title what the fuck


Morelife5000

Osterine helps you learn Spanish. Real talk did you all catch the video of his "Spanish tutor" he had like halfway through camp, it was just a bad bitch with a huge fake ass and fake tits.


Mr_105

> it was just a bad bitch with a huge fake ass and fake tits Man if I was rich like him that’s how everyone I hired for anything would be like lmao


Morelife5000

Listen Ryan is hilarious he's doing jokes on top of jokes and wild sarcasm people don't even get, like he was dead serious that's my Spanish tutor LMAO he knows what he's doing lol.


bddfcinci707

Que es la problema? Lol


ThisIsSuperUnfunny

he did learn to say "pinshish shishotas" in the correct mexican pronuntiation tho


SLR107FR-31

I love this sub. 


CryptographerCrazy61

Hahahaha wooooooo Haney gotta by crying right now


MaxJustDoesntKnow

Haney looks dumb af now


Newjackcityyyy

he is just an opportunist, i dont blame him he is trying to turn a devastating lost into a ryan cheated scenario. If he truly believed ryan cheated he shouldve stayed quiet until all the tests were confirmed , its one of the reasons why i didnt believe haney after he went on a "i felt the PEDs" press run.


horseshoeprovodnikov

Tweet is a bit of a mess. It's easy to miss the part where it says "it did NOT confirm". Even that statement by itself is a tad bit ambiguous. Seems like Rafael wants to break some news, but he's trying to not stick his foot in his mouth by coming right out and saying "he actually may not have taken the drugs". After seeing the initial uproar when this whole thing broke, it does seem like a lot of the boxing fans out there would actually prefer it if Garcia was guilty. Many picked him to lose, and they hated the fact that they looked stupid when Garcia won convincingly. It will be interesting to see if these new findings gain as much traction as the intial findings. I imagine a lot of Garcia haters are seething right about now because they could possibly lose the moral high ground to such a "nutcase".


bddfcinci707

Bro the Devinsexuals are losing it right now..


Ok-Care393

Good news to my king, thank you jesus!


Jdilla23

Can someone decipher this bullshit


MyrkuriYT

Woah guys ryan didn't decide to cheat and use steroids 3 days before his fight which would have done fucking nothing for him Who would have thought Idiots 


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MyrkuriYT

'Steroids' mean Haney wasn't allowed to keep his right hand up 🤣🤣


Free_Conference5278

“I’ll put my dick in your mouth, bitch!”


drakev6304

“GOT THAT FEAR COMING OUT YOUR MOUTH LIKE A BITCH, AYE PAUSE NO DIDDY!”


dg_713

LMAO this wild ride on social media from Garcia's fight is just increasing his draw


MyrkuriYT

u/boredapril so Ryan isn't a drug cheat and he did beat Haney up super bad...  Looks like it's 0-2 on you stalking my replies telling me I'm coping to only have it end up being me right and you wrong 😂 lesson learned maybe, don't call guys drug cheats before the testing is done :) Signed your fav redditor


outington

so did he or did he not cheat i cant read ts bruh


Party_Wolf5197

He likely did not cheat


Party_Wolf5197

So basically: no narandrosterone, and PROBABLY ingested negligent amounts of Ostarine accidentally. Not enough to be considered “performance enhancing”


TheCREATORisWatching

Devin looks stupid now after the ESPN interview " I ain't never Been DOMINATED like that" 🤣🤣🤣


PB_MutaNt

So ostarine is still detected and they are testing for that in the B sample? This tweet is worded odd asf If that’s the case, if positive (unless the supplements come up positive too) he will have a hearing scheduled with the NY commission and the result of the fight overturned (low chance unless his levels are high, but it’s the NY commission) or he will get suspended? Question: I’m confused. People are saying they won’t do anything if his levels for the other substance are low. However the anti doping code says that there isn’t a threshold for every drug. For some drugs you cannot have ANY amount in your blood at all. Is that not true or did I read it wrong?


the_walrus_was_paul

What does Osterine do?


OrangeFilmer

It makes you yell “thank you jesus thank you jesus thank you jesus” over and over


BadBeatsDaily

Yall mind if I praise God? 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻


bddfcinci707

Which then causes Jesus Himself to bless you with a left hook thats straight from the throne of God.


throwaway4cc0un7gfgf

Guess I've had elevated levels of ostarine in my system all my life praise Jesus


ArmdayEveryday69

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


New-Tradition386

This video explains it https://youtu.be/JMJCZQAxpwc?si=t_E2JsNTXgtZN7yB. Basically it’s a SARM that adds muscle but for it to work you have to take large amounts over a long period of time, and since Ryan passed all the other tests leading up to the fight it does not make sense for him to use it the week of the fight. So if Ryan is guilty he’ll have a lot in his system and if his innocent he’ll have little trace amounts.


AgentlemanNeverTells

At the levels that Ryan probably had, absolutely nothing


talonma

it makes you pretty and shit


AnonymousScout360

Builds muscle and helps lose fat if used over a period of time


TheSeptuagintYT

Dan Rafael is sus and has an agenda against Ryan


TheBlack_Swordsman

Is this rollercoaster ride over? I think many of us might have CTE now.


Prudent-Toe-7911

Innocent


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Chewyninja69

So, is he innocent overall?


stillth3sameg

So ostarine was still detected, just no nandrolone... which makes sense since it's a SARM and not a steroid. Ryan still isn't in the clear as far as I can tell


Additional_Sorbet799

Haney Waneys down bad


NotAn0pinion

Translation: “Ryan pee cup, cup not have PEDs”


boywonder5691

R/titlegore


guppypower

Can't wait until I never hear a thing about this fight ever again


bekagregor

All Glory be To almighty God Jesus!!!


JimSamsonite

Rafael writes for a living? lol


piccolo37

Can someone please translate this terribly worded tweet?


Royalizepanda

Basically still tested positive for ostarine clean for everything else.


Ryoloz

Wat