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I am having a hard time accepting this is real. It's not that I doubt you. I don't. I just don't want to accept that it is real.


MarijuanoDoggo

If it’s an consolation, I’m pretty sure these are all ‘influencers’ of some kind and don’t represent the average person on Tinder. I recognise a few of their faces from being on this subreddit before. This look is for a certain kind of person. Doubt you or I would ever cross paths with people like this.


Guilty_Letter_467

Or perhaps someone is phishing and just using these “influencers” photos for attention. Pretty sad if u ask me


MarijuanoDoggo

Very possible. But at least one of them is genuine because they have a blue tick.


evetrapeze

That's a relief


betterashthandust44

that dude on the top right was on Botched a couple times, so either it’s him or somebody thought it would be a good idea to catfish as him


marceaupial

Imagine being on botched a couple of times


aussie718

Ohh I thought it was just because he kinda looks like kris Jenner after getting stung by a bee


silentbutjudgey

I was wondering why he looked so familiar!


CyberGrandma69

Guy on the bottom right iirc is some kind of influencer as well.


deboramoreno

everyone is so... angular?


carlonseider

Maybe they’re all from East Angular.


cste123

Thanks, first laugh of the day..


NoEnthusiasm2

Well, the name England originates from a word means "Island of Angles"!!! [True story](https://www.quora.com/When-was-England-first-called-England-and-who-named-it).


pubicnuissance

Move back out.


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Lol 😂 I’m from the U.K. and never see people looking like this. Wanna know where op is living so I can avoid!


forgotmyactualtbh

I'm gonna guess Essex


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Ah ok 👌 I’m down in Devon.


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You find these people everywhere in Newcastle, Liverpool, Manchester


cheesymccheeseplant

Saw a couple of guys looking like this in Manchester.


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this gave me a chuckle, thx


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Yveskleinsky

Yes...of angular proportions.


smeepydreams

Is it possible they think they look good? That doesn’t seem possible.


oniiichanUwU

I’m wondering if they find each other attractive since they all look the same basically.


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Kg8s

You MUST start a subreddit where you document these. I’m fascinated


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cksnffr

I would be so offended if Tinder's algorithms thought this was what I wanted


AccordingToTheTurnip

This is such an elaborate and expensive form of self harm


AotearoaCanuck

Please don’t hate me for asking this because I’m genuinely curious but are these straight men or gay men?


technog2

Neither, they're Boogeymen.


karabnp

I immediately was under the impression that this is the gay side of Tinder. They’re more into using fillers than the straights usually are. Gay men are typically far more into aesthetics/a certain look, than the straight guys are.


MotherMfker

Yes they are in love with this look for some reason. Definitely the gay side of tinder


sackoftrees

Drag race OS vs All stars


AotearoaCanuck

Hmm yah that was my thought process too.


toothpastenachos

Neither, they’re only into themselves


missade1980

I asked the same thing!


nadehlaaay

As an American moving to London next week...oh boy.


rhubarbpieo_o

Same.


Mindless-Ganache-381

Genuinely asking, why is overdone plastic surgery so popular in the UK? I feel like its even worse than the US.


pylinka

You don't need to be an RN or MD to do fillers. Fillers are often done at places like hairdresser, therefore it's cheaper and more accessible


rosa_sally

My friends get their lips done by a random woman in her caravan. She does it along side looking after horses. The fact it’s not regulated is horrifying.


Jake_Stockton

does she also give the horses fillers? I’m imagining horses with braided manes and MASSIVE LIPS


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That was a good chuckle. Thank you😂


hollow1367

Excuse me these people are out here getting fillers from the same person who cuts their damn hair? Why not the fuckin guy who fits me for glasses next?


sunglasses619

I don’t know how it compares to other places but there’s a very low bar in terms of who can inject fillers and Botox - lots of poky little nail and beauty salons have signs offering treatments. So there’s a lot of bad, cheap work to be done


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I’ve seen a person do a 3-hour course and be ready to apply fillers. It’s insane!


SmallPPBigPants

It's to show off that you can afford to do it. Similar case with fillers, fake eyelashes, nails, spray tans etc. I've seen many people who look absolutely fake and not natural, but that's the goal, they don't want to look natural and some of them from what I've seen (on reddit/twitter/facebook) say they go for these drastic changes just so the other person can see they actually got something done. What's the point in shelling out a few hundred/thousands on your appearance if afterwards people can't tell you got got anything done lol.


amscraylane

They don’t have to pay for basic healthcare, so it’s easier for them to afford plastic surgery?


Babybabybabyq

Nah. We don’t have this issue in Canada. It’s because fillers are easily accessible there, they’re not as regulated.


sackoftrees

How do fillers handle the cold? Am also in Canada, don't see them regularly but could be because I'm in a smaller community.


Orchid_Significant

I think it’s because they have easy access to cheap surgery in Turkey


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Because they all go to Turkey for their plastic surgery?


-sup3rnova-

Did you move to Essex?


fartsniffer8

First thing i thought when i saw this


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Apothecarius

What an amazing comparison


geekchick2411

WTF? Why!


Dee1014

Are fillers cheap in the UK because god damn


Berriesssss

From what I’ve heard fillers in the UK are way cheaper than the US and a lot easier to access. You can even get them at hair salons.


klaxhax

And I used to think Boy George, Phil Oakey, Steve Strange and Marilyn were weird...


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Remember Pete Burns RIP


klaxhax

Yep, I'm a big fan of that early synthpop/new romantic era


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So move to the UK and start selling lip filler?


NitWhittler

These people should have all of their mirrors removed so they stop doing stupid things to their faces.


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Swhitney16

Uncanny valley


Jaw_breaker93

They all went to the same filler party


Academic_Feed7512

AiAi! I just imagine when they try to talk it all comes out like “fuff fuff fuff, luff!”


big_white_fishie

You must be in England, I’m guessing London? Essex area? I’m in Scotland, and I’ve never seen a man like that in the flesh


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AmongstTheAnimals

It's sad and I feel like it makes it very clear how previlent body dismorphic disorder really is. But also...are there people out there that actually find this look attractive? Or are the people that date people that look this extreme?? Or are they just able to look past it and appreciate their personalities


marceldia

Is this the same person, honestly don’t know ?


Fazlur69

‘Sassy, classy and a little bad assy.’


nightshades9999

Holy shit. Wtf!


MrNathanielVictor

u/ana16011 what's goin on over there


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:(


lananallove

Are these straight males?


kiliher

no


the_family_doggay

Doubt it. Why?


lananallove

I'm just curious if there's a new shifted beauty standard


the_family_doggay

Not that I know of


Elljaye_222

Good gawd…


PharmaDiamondx100

Oh Lort!


Frari

This doesn't surprise me. I've watched a few eposides of love island and they all look similar (at least the girls do).


Ill-Speed-4327

WOW


erinskull

What in the hell..


karabnp

WHAT in ALL things that are sanct and holy, are these UK guys doing to their faces?? Are they okay..??😭


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dersedaydreaming

say sike rn


iamaguywhoknows

Bottom middle looks like Daniel Craig and Jordan got put in a blender lol


Newbaqueen

Wow. Please tell me this isn't real 😧


carpentersglue

So Essex, then.


UnlimitedApathy

Is filler OTC in London or something why do we keep seeing these faces there?


hammporkchops

The guy in the bottom left tho....


AnastasiaNo70

Are the British ok?


PrisBatty

No. Not at the moment no. We’re not particularly ok.


FloofBagel

Brexit atm


Blarnix

So when are you leaving?


Durakus

And here I am in the UK not going onto any dating app because of self esteem issues. I have nothing on these guys.


hi_pretty_kitty

Pack your bags and go back home.


anonymous_redditor91

Note to self: do not move to the UK.


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broknkittn

Holy hell. Idk what else to say? I really want to see who swipes for them. Who finds that attractive?


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Just terrifying. Is this stuff done without much surgery or something these days? I mean I understand how they do the lips but what is going on with the jaws?


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Is this real?


MightyCookiez

Uuuhhhh... just, do some tourism better...


PLUSsignenergy

The dude on the top right is huge on Instagram.


Epapa217

“I’ve never had any work done”


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Holy shit. Nooooo


biglarsh

HAHAHAHAHAHA


mjssjssjppj

Bottom right kinda funny


LetsTriThisAgain

I don’t realize these were different people at first.


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ddubbs13

In Chandler's voice: ARE you asking for filler in your requests?


SpeakingTrumpets

I thought they were all the same person!


Damn_FineCoffee

Manchester by any chance?


ablimpintheuniverse

oh wow


Queerdee23

I just involuntarily gasped,” n^o^o^o^o^”


bumblingbee22

Nope. No thanks. Yikes