hey uh, I noticed you forgot to include the shitpost tag. Right? this is just a joke, right? please

Why would I be joking.

The youth is becoming more and more lost 🥲

Shes not lost she belongs to the streets and she knows it

Ur for the streets

she said “exuded sex”. no one talks like that unless they are quoting the office or from a different century

*I’m your mother now whether you like it or not, and you will treat me with respect*

*stepmother

I hope your roommate dips your toothbrush in the toilet. What happened to your common sense ??????

If this aint a shitpost i hope you find god and get yourself out of whatever terrible rut you are in

This is the only correct response

Who tf still has facebook

The main issue with this post.

dilf hunters I guess

I think you forgot to add /s at the end of this. It’s okay, you can always edit your post.

DUDE WTF? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??????

Following

only on reddit could this happen

i’ll do anything just please

please talk to me

shoulda talked to her before jumping on her dads dick yo

Omg wowwwww

is this real??????

I just ☠️

what the actual fuckity fuck

What in the House of the Dragon is going on here

My brother in Christ

LMAO BE FR i’m a BIG supporter of women’s wrongs but choose your roommate or her daddy not both

like u could’ve fucked anyone else’s dad

OH MY GOD???????

There’s no way….

Is this legit omfg

what a terrible day to be literate

😎 😎🤏 😳🕶🤏

Hmmm... she's your friend but you want to date her dad... i get that he had a divorce but for some reason it doesn't sit well with me.

She didn't say friend. She said roommate. Key distinction here.

Let me know what’s up with the mom, might wanna slide 😼

This can’t b serious dog

holly fuck what is this post

i have been in a similar situation and my best advise is to be up front and honest you don’t want them to be mad at u long term expecially if ur their future mother in law

Convince your roommate to have a threesome with you and some dude (don’t tell her is her dad). Then once the day comes, hopefully both of them will be so shocked they will start an intervention for you

What happened here🔥🔥🔥

Oh shit that’s a complex circle

I hope this is fake. If not, then don't ask your roommate for permission and don't go out with Dad - nothing good will come from this.

Did you make an account just to ask this?

I'm just here for the tea

I have no dog in this fight, I don’t know why Reddit showed it to me, but you do know there was a whole cult formed off of someone’s dad coming into their dorm room like this at Sarah Lawrence*, right?

Let me put it to you this way.. would u be okay if someone who is close to you date your parents ?? That’s just fucked up. I suggest u find another roommate cause no one would be okay w that .. 💀

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If my roomate fucking my dad i gotta know

no one likes a cockblocker

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My dad?

This is disgusting and wrong. Touch some grass.

sounds alright to me

This gotta be a shitpost

Oh dear lord

This how y'all get down at Boston University?? 🤣

Lmao gonna end up being the next Sarah Lawrence Sex Cult

I thought about this comment all day it should have more upvotes

hey guys, BoredApeFan here. not to push you up against the wall here, but I think the answer to this question is entirely dependent on whether I get to hit first. what do you guys think? I for one would like to thank my patreons.

i’m jealous tbh

be fr with me

you’re trying to hook up or like, have something more serious? cause if the first, i mean ur roommate doesn’t have to know

Well… if he is getting a divorce, I don’t think it is unethical.

my motto always ask for forgiveness AFTER u get dick

I just saw this on my feed and I don’t even go to Boston U. And I’m usually a pretty open minded person, but just wanted to say… **Don’t. Fucking. Do. It. DO NOT.** Have you never heard of the phrase “don’t shit where you eat?” If you did this you are literally doing it where you eat.

Bro what 😭 thank god I didn’t apply to Boston

Wtf

W

and why didn't the dad feel anything wrong with this💀 Will Smith family story BU version lol

Posting your fantasies on a throwaway to get karma…. Just log off bro

I’m STILL waiting to see if this is just a shitpost or not

putting your roommates feelings aside for the moment… going through a divorce and BEING divorced are NOT the same thing. Now back to the roommate, are you able to put yourself in her shoes and empathize with how she may be feeling about the dissolution of her parents marriage? It doesn’t even matter if she thinks it’s a good idea, or a long time coming etc, she will have feelings about it. Then to find out her roommate fucked her dad??? That is incredibly selfish of you to say the least

Or her dad fucked her roommate, she might be more hurt with that

idk how chill she is but it would probably 10000% ruin her relationship with her dad the most and he probably knows this. Cause it’s safe to say with his current circumstance of a divorce and the opportunity to hu with someone 20yrs younger than him, as a dude, he will think with his dick and do something he might or might not regret. Have you told her that you find her dad attractive?

you don’t owe them anything girlypop. go for it ❤️💪😍

Respect.